Their Bet got Heated! - 4 O'Clock Somewhere (Ep 14)

Published: Sep 14, 2024 Duration: 00:55:26 Category: Entertainment

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oh it's 4:00 somewhere I'll be waiting for this one yeaha here we go yeeha Grandma welcome to another episode of 4:00 somewhere mate guys I'm just going to say it straight off the bat hit the Subscribe button hit that like button I don't care if you don't like this episode just hit it for us we need some help how many is it that follow us but have not subscribed guys about 70% of you that are watching this right now are not subscribed to our channel so please do us a favor it's the only thing we ask help us out subscribe to the channel let's get into it ah look I've been waiting for this this is something I'm very very excited about because it's very serious it's very close to my heart Tony Tony Tony she's a 10 but she has ugly feet ugly feet yeah oh she's a five ooh big big one oh it's huge for me really but I could I could never date a girl with uglier feet than me no way it's pretty or it's out the door right right okay yeah yeah pretty feet five I'd say maybe eight that's not so bad really not a thing where shoes wear socks what if she's got bunions and she's all gangly I've got bunions too we're matching we got more in common and don't forget they're going to spend a bit of time up near your ears too are you happy with that the maze it's amaz scaly na for real you give him an eight it's five every day she's a 10 but she has hairy armpits oh she ain't a 10 she's a four oh really nah Harry armpits straight out the door no disgusting yeah but you don't see it they don't walk you absolutely do see it you do see it don't you dare tell me I don't see it I have noticed every girl I've ever seen with hairy armpits so judging get rid of it save it she's a 10 but she snorts when she sneezes she goes that's my wife I don't mind it I'll give that a nine yeah yeah that's my wife all day the snorts sometimes a bit of bit of Booger come out that's a good man she's a 10 but she leaves skid marks come on mate she's a 10 she's just a shitty 10 you know your oh so she's still a 10 with skid marks yeah I I don't end up going the toilet is she lives skid marks I'll go to a different toilet oh really on the undies different story I don't do the washing so I don't care she's a 10 but she's a feminist oh you two straight off the bat agreed she's a 10 but she's obsessed with star signs a seven yeah just don't talk about it be obsessed don't talk to me about not a fan of star signs ah just shut up what's your worst what's my worst what star sign I don't even know what a star sign and what they are horoscope scorpion there you go that's my worst okay she's a 10 but she farts in her sleep oh I've got some competition all right uh eight oh you love a you love a bit of a sleep F Well I I love the honesty and if she throws the sheet over my head she's a nine oh you're thinking of conscious FS yeah I don't mind I was saying in your sleep but yeah okay you're I love a girl loves to sort of yeah play up with the with her man she's at 10 but she wears Granny's undies seven yeah the Big Bloomers right one day a month Maybe the time seven we're talking big fat blooming [ __ ] grandma Ries six they don't smell she's a 10 but she always talks about her ex oh The X three okay yeah jealous [ __ ] yeah totally possessive and jealous yeah all of it mate uh so she's a 10 but she thinks she's a 10 she ain't a 10 anymore she think all she wants you gone down to eight oh eight yeah stuck up [ __ ] [ __ ] ego yeah piss off hey if you're a 10 just think you're an eight then you're a 12 you know anyway now that we've got our love lives sorted out yes two married men judging women it's funny most of those on that list is uh I can relate to cuz that's kind of my wife yeah this I know your wife loves her star signs yeah yeah she loves her star signs she's um do you follow that [ __ ] I'm a Pisces I think that's all I know yeah what's that mean what does that mean well I don't know if follow star signs but I do think that from the moment you were born where the moon was at and you know I mean the time you're born obviously there's there's something going on there I think it's astrology uh on steroids right yeah don't know let's uh let's put let's put these star signs to the test I'm a Pisces let's see the words of wisdom what do they is it words of wisdom what do you get from these things well it kind of determines your personality right that's what it's meant to do Pisces daily horoscope here we go the cosmos are line to bring new opportunities and transformations in various areas of your life Embrace these changes with an open heart and mind it's a perfect day for starting new projects and making positive changes Pisces love horoscope today you have the perfect voice for it Today's Energy Fosters New Beginnings in your love life o I like it we're going for anal taking a trip down the hery highway are you if you're single I don't know if you're single keep an eye out for po connections those in relationships might find that is a good day to discuss future plans or take things to the next level anal she said level not oh okay yeah your compassionate nature will draw others to you creating opportunities for deeper emotional connections take time to truly listen to your partner and don't hesitate to express your feelings I can't get over how perfectly rounded your voice I was listening to my voice I was like I found myself getting hypnotized by my own voice yeah it was pretty good what was that star sign you just read Pisces career horoscope today let's see if I'm going to be successful eh in your professional life be prepared for some exciting changes whether it's a new project or a potential promotion today's energies favor Express today's energies favor progress and development stay adaptable and be willing to take on new responsibilities your creativity and intuition will be your strongest assets helping you to solve problems and come up with innovative ideas this is an excellent time to network and make new professional connections a I I was so absorbed in your voice I wasn't even listening to what you were saying see this is a thing with star signs it can apply to anyone you can say that [ __ ] to anyone oh my God it's talking to me yeah can can generally it's quite generic yeah but every now and then there's but every now and then there's something in there and you go oh that is that that is uni in the health one it said it covered uh do some new exercises dietry it also covered stress it also covered sleep it's like it covers everything so everyone reading it will be like actually yeah I've been sleeping real [ __ ] lately yeah yeah I don't know why I'm talking like this it's about of podcast voice do you remember that star signed lady that used to read out on Bert Newton show back in the day she was blonde she had this kind of angelic voice and she was on every day no I didn't remember no I didn't watch B oh that's right you're very young aren't you you don't wouldn't you would have missed her Harmony needs me when I can I've just received a text let's take a quick break my daughter needs me she's obviously gotten into an argument with Mommy and needs me let's just take a quick break to thank the sponsor of this podcast Monkey Tree Brewing Co guys you can get ice cold beers in your house on the tap that you can see behind me here fridge fits two kegs two beer taps up top for you I've got myself a delicious pale LL here what do you got you got the lger yeah I love that I do love the p l I've got lger today but we do need to make mention that they are running a special at the moment 399 50 L of booze which is about equates to about 120 Schooners they make both beer and cider they are the best of what they do get out there get it India let's get back to the episode all right I'm back I'm back oh where'd you go do you know do you want to know what it was what oh so Harmony uh found a packet of lollies up on the kitchen bench and she sort of she sort of snuck him and took him to her room and then Cassie just happened to walk in the room and saw the lollies didn't even get her in trouble but Harmony knew she was caught and just lost it like she couldn't breathe just then I had to walk out did she have the lollies taken from her yeah she did like hey you're not allowed the lollies here like yeah no yelling it didn't even get in trouble but she knew she was caught and she felt the wrath of it and she was you know in the cries where you come yeah yeah I love it I swear she just teaches herself her own lessons we don't even have to yell she knows and she just gets upset she wanted those lollies mate you've made yourself in trouble and she learns her lesson yeah no no she would have thought I'm going to call Dad because he'll get those lollies back for me did you didn't give them back no no no I just had to help her breathe again so I just said make sure you just breathe breathe in breathe out oh yeah come here my little pis the at the very end though did she go get on my Lolly's back well then she blams it on me then wants to go back to Mommy she's pissed off at me by the end of it like I help you and then you're pissed off at me come on she wants a Lolly's back anyway let's get back to it Leo what month is Leo July August August late ju that's right I should have known this it was just last last month all right give me some good news would you like to hear the love would you like to hear the career or would you like to hear the money or the health how about give me the health let's start with the health hey today focus on embracing a balanced lifestyle for your well-being listen to your body and trust your instincts when it comes to health decisions incorporate regular physical activity and a nutritious diet into your routine mental health is equally important consider practices like meditation or mindfulness to reduce stress oh I've started doing that stay hydrated and ensure you get adequate rest I'll start doing that if you feel any discomfort don't hesitate to consult a healthcare professional this says the same [ __ ] as my one did I'm doing everything it it cover all bases no I've started I'm hydrating I've started meditating now I've started doing breathing in the morning you're getting into it I rigorously breathe so it's not the through the nose I just go I do that 30 times hold a breath on the last one and then I'll do how you how long are you holding it for oh as long as I can on the last one and then I do 30 again and can I can I tell you it's something's happening well it's like release it's like a small DMT it's exactly that's exactly what it's like like I'm it's it's like everything a weird S I close my eyes but when I open them after doing that everything's blue like Light Blue for about 30 seconds yeah it's an interesting cuz I've done a few of these um breathing things before and one time we went out and um did it out next to a waterfall and this was like a guided thing I think we did like 7 Minutes heavy breathing and then 2 minute holds you had to go for and every time you did the whole you know you you'd feel everything get almost cold and clench up get the fuzzies and then the weirdest thing was happening to me like I was losing white noise so I heard Crystal clearly but lost all white noise and what I mean by that is we're sitting next to a waterfall the sound of the waterfall went away and I could hear just nothing but like birds chirping I'm like how have I just got rid of white noise that was so weird well that happened to me on the night that you made me breathe we it was in the lounge room and my wife I thought you just passed out I did we did it and then he just passed out I did pass out I not just passed out I snored my ass off from what I heard the next day you were I woke up the next morning on the couch no one was there Danny's making a cup of tea I said what the what happened she goes you fell asleep yeah I think I fell asleep within the first five minutes that's right I forgot I like introduced you to this stuff almost and yeah just did this one on YouTube Yeah by the end of it yeah yeah Tony's breathe in was oh oh well no for the first 3 minutes I was breathing normally heavy and I'm thinking this is easy but the thing finished and you were just out for the count that but so most of what that was saying is uh I'm sort of doing okay yeah but it's also identical to what mine was it's full of [ __ ] I tell you all right one more would you like M money would you like love would you like career let's go with career your career is [ __ ] stick to your day job well the fact that you're connected to part of it scares the living [ __ ] out of me guys please subscribe to this thing in your professional life changes are on the horizon whether it's a new project or a shift in responsibilities these changes can lead to significant growth trust your instincts and be open to New Opportunities collaboration with colleagues might bring unexpected insights and solutions your leadership skills will shine so don't hesitate to take charge when necessary stay confident and adaptable and you'll find yourself navigating through these transition smoothly leading to a more fulfilling and successful path career end person tells me to I should just leave you that it tells me oh collaboration no no it said it never said collaboration with colleagues might bring unexpected before that before that whether it's a new project or a shift in responsibilities these changes can lead to significant growth yeah changes that's all I heard I just heard changes yeah [ __ ] off then I heard collaborations like okay that sounds stay confident and adaptable oh can you stop with that voice like it was kind of cool at the beginning you'll find yourself navigating through these transitions smoothly oh my God but yeah now I'm not I don't buy into see once again mine was pretty much identical to that yeah the thing is I've never bought I've never bought into the star signs yet I read them and I I've oh you you actually read these well I I get I get them read to me by my wife yeah cuz your wife's right into this and yeah absolutely and I'm interested in them my wife takes her crystals out and charges them to the to the Moon beams really yeah she puts them out on what's that supposed to do it just charges them for what can you charge your phone and Stu energy and whatever energy and and and whatever goes in crystals goodness what what's come from these crystals for her would you say uh sex I guess we've had sex with the crystals there I've had that without without crystals uh no I don't really know I think I think it's it's power from the crystal cryst I do think there's something in crystals but they have to be recharged a cold [ __ ] I don't know well Crystal was a crystal well I guess if you don't believe it you're not looking for it you're not feeling it right then again the pyramids could have been a power station I got to tell you though I do feel good after she sages the house sages the house SES the house yeah yeah yeah she'll light Sage oh wow she's like proper hippie well if if if she buys some furniture secondhand which we do all the time cuz we can't afford anything new you she will Sage the furniture what's Sage supposed to do it it it gets rid of any bad spirits or any any spiritual connection to that item okay where did you where did this stuff come from is this like a religious thing what's her religious background is she is she religious I don't know maybe someone out there can tell us but no well she's a she's a god-loving Christian girl of course Christian okay what's this Sage do but like the spirits and stuff I had my father my stepfather Sage our property so he went to all four corners of the the the block and uh and said a prayer this is when we first bought the other property said a prayer and then he and he did the same in the house and S the house so my wife every six months next minute you got a dick in your lawn I got two dicks in my pants he and then so so don't can we not talk about the dick in the lawn do you know it took me 10 10 Mo to get that that penis and Bulls out of my law oh it a big dick just that's unbelievable I still it probably didn't help it was coming into winter I still can't believe how you got the proportions of that thing right I still can't believe that you did it two days before my kid's birthday so I couldn't have a party at the house it was truly one of the coolest things anyone's ever done anyway but yeah 10 Mo uh yeah so sageing Sage crystals it's all going on in yours are you superstitious oh am I that's a big word superstitious I I would say no but I think that I may be okay I got one superstition that I walking under signs and I guess it's the same as the walking under ladder so street signs even more so for me I would I would walk under a ladder before I'd even walk under a street sign wow street sign so if you're walking along a foot path and there's a street sign that you know two post other side and it's just no don't do it I haven't done it in a good 15 years have you ever walked under a street side I have um always used to do it then I heard of this thing I feel like superstitions is once you hear of it then uh then it becomes real um but yeah no we used to skate a couple of times yeah we were skating down this Main Road and I skated straight through the sign cuz my friend used to do it before me he would get off his skate he would stop get off his skateboard walk around the sign get back on the foot path and keep skating I used to laugh at him like you were such an and he was in front of me he did it and then I just skated straight through and then um what happened like L literally about 30 seconds later we we're getting to an intersection and about a meter away from where the road is right before I was about to pull up I hit a rock hit a chalky everyone who skates knows what that's like it and I fell forward onto the road car almost ran over my head like so close I was like he's like well no wonder is all he told you you shouldn't have skated under that side I was like and ever since then I was like actually I've been under once it happened once and a second time it also happened and oh I can't remember but same thing the second time something bad happened something happened immediately after as well I was like okay I no longer go under signs and now Cass is at the stage of laughing at me ever since I've known her I've walked around signs we'd be holding hands I unhold hands cuz she tried she tries to drag me through them but no I'll unhold her hand walk around and she's going to cop it one day I tell you there's one thing that my wife does that blows my mind oh she does she like is she all of the Su superstitions well she'd be all over all of them yeah yeah there's is if you break a mirror you can't just throw it away in the rubbish pin like I do if I break a mirror I say oh [ __ ] sweep it up I've not even heard of this one why is that what's it do no my wife will not do that if she if we hold on why what what what's the repercussion of throwing away a mirror well bad luck bad luck it's like it's like it's like going to get your head run run over by a car yeah walking over a black cat's path it's exactly the same thing just really bad luck where she will wrap it up in a sheet tie it up say a little h I don't know that's a full ceremony not a ceremony but like a little prayer and then buries it in the backyard and I know this she'd done it a couple of times and I didn't know you know how I found out well I had a garden I had a veggie garden and I had like one of those Ryobi what do you call them G mulches like they they CH they churn the dirt and I went I was doing it and and and and it started to clog up I'm a hand stick out of the what the hell is this and I looked down and she must have wrapped it in a black thing this thing it it got caught up in my combines and I what the hell was that and as I pulled it I thought it was like maybe a dead animal of a past owner pulled it up and there's just broken glass in it and I called Danny out and Danny came out and said yeah we that's don't dig it up quick s PR we we had to rearry it yeah we did we had to reberry it I pulled it up out of that little spot and I had to go reberry it somewhere else so yeah that's suspicious superstitious where like where did this stuff come from has she ever felt the repercussions of not having a Superstition man there's a big words here repercussions of superstitions how what made her get all like that my wife mine was almost getting my head run she's yeah well I can tell you she's in touch with the other side oh jeez she's in touch with the other side and and I'll give you an example when she was very very young like in the age of four and five she used to see dead people oh [ __ ] she used to have like the movie The Bruce Willis one yeah she there were three that would always turn up there was a little girl that she always used to play with there was a woman and there was an older man who was a very bad man did she ever look into who these people were and can I tell you yep yep we did or she did well before I met her but I had it checked out I asked her mom and I asked her dad asked her mom first is she crazy well put it this way they they they ended up taking Danny to I don't know maybe she was very young yeah maybe yeah I think that's probably what it was it was happening all the time yeah she was seeing a little girl a woman and a man but the man like not dreaming like this is like physically in a room playing with a ghost yeah yeah oh y g stories like true story and Danny told me this story for years and years and I I asked her mom about it one day and it was true yeah they took her to see a I wasn't like a Exorcist or anything like a therapist and uh yeah it's real it was real to her you know um so who were these people you said that they looked into it well did you say she found out who these people were were they like people in the house that were like haunting the place or what I'm just trying to think I I do know as far as the little girl goes because Danny followed this up and and every now and then Danny will go to readings you know a psychic and years move on we now have three children and the psychic told her that that little girl was our our first daughter tiger LLY she goes well that was your little girl now I I don't know I'm look I'm wa wait wait but but slow down yeah wasn't Danny having these playdates with a girl when she was a kid yeah Danny was and they said it was your future daughter yeah yeah this little girl that she became friends with and we'd play with and then you as the years went on they just sort of disappeared but she would play with this little girl but but it's like since you've had your daughter that's when the Yeah well yeah it it came up in a reading it came up in a reading I think Danny might have asked the question you know about it and the pych said well that that was your first daughter I don't know yeah that's it's interesting I won't get like don't get me WR we should you think yeah let let's get a like what are they called psychics we should get the wise back on at some point and please ask Danny because I might be muffing a little bit but I remember it being a little girl a woman and an old man who was evil basically yeah I have to get a psych and when I spoke to her mom about it her mom was Tony it was real and to her and we we did some things to sort of help ease ease the situation when she was really young and then she just grew out of it yeah yeah but the I might have got the I might have got the details smudged a little bit but I talked to Danny about it and Danny's very open about it but but she's always been in touch with a spiritual side she's she is do you believe in ghost a lot more evolved than me do I believe in ghosts yeah I believe there's there's another realm I've had one moment that was pretty freaky you see dead people too no no but I swear like a haunted house oh oh yeah this is this is my haunted story so we were we were skateboarding uh we obviously used to it better be juicy it better be juicy cuz you know we're following up a little girl a woman and a really bad man well we used to um so we used to go to church and there was a bunch of us skaters there that would go out skating with some of the older guys that had a car so every Sunday we'd go to church jump in there cars and we that' just take us out to all different skate parks for the day anyway on one of those days we're on our way home on the Gateway Motorway I remember exactly where we were and the car broke down and so we had to pull over into the emergency lane or the stopping Lane whatever it is just so happened to be the other side of the highway fence you know the big sound barrier fences the other side of that was the road that our church was on so the guys were with that um he just said oh do you just want to scate up the road um church is literally the other side of this fence down the road a bit so well like yeah sweet and he stayed and got his car sorted so got the other side and then all of a sudden and I'd heard about this place I'd never been there though but at the end of this road oh there was this house that was apparently haunted and had like a lot of Witchcraft stuff and that sort of thing happened there I'd heard plenty of stories of this place and behold here it was the grass was like you know up to the windows long as um and then all the house window everything was boarded up you couldn't see inside but uh so straight away it just freaked of haunt yeah well it looked freaky but it just looked like to me I was just like I didn't really believe in all that sort of stuff at at this point I'm just like it's just an abandoned house and just no one's been in there for 50 years and this is what it looks like that's exactly what it looked like so we're like let's let's go sus it out place is haunted you went on the property yeah it was like a big grass field with a house in the middle yeah and yeah so we go trekking we had our board so we're swishing the grass side get up to the house and we're just looking for an opening to see if we can see anything inside it was all bought it up but there was this one spot uh and it was like a corner of a bit of plywood was like off and you could like a little square like that you could just see in I looked through it and there was a fan on a pedestal fan and a light on oh that was it that was it just a light and a fan on and I and if you saw this house it was like it proper proper abandoned was there any furniture Jed was there like were there Signs of Life uh Furniture really old and once again looked it looks abandoned proper abandoned and just one light and a pedestal fan there on I was like oh your pants and get out of yeah those two of us me and my mate when we jetted the [ __ ] it freaked us out you know what we should do we should do go check out some of the most haunted places in Queensland yeah there are some Beauties there's a tunnel here we we've done a tunnel before it's wasn't that scary apparently people heard actually it's coming in yeah let's do it let's do it it's coming up to Halloween it's always a fun scary time of year we should do it that's fine there's a mental hospital abandoned mental hospital in brzy somewhere that's my dream a mental Asylum yeah but it had um we went to sset one time but they had put up massive fences and stuff around yeah look it it scares me it scares me I remember my mom and dad once talking about a seance that they were part of at a friend's house and things were getting so spooky that they stopped the sence and M mom and dad what Seance well it was a seance a friend of theirs had just lost a child and I guess they wanted to communicate with the child but Dad said there was a there was a window up above them like it was an old house you know how they have the windows above the doors you could actually open a window just above the door and they were I don't know I guess halfway through their SS and this window closed so hard that it smashed the glass and my mom at that point just got up and left the room straight away yeah wow y and man look that my mom wouldn't lie about something like that yeah and I I was fascinated and I kept saying mom don't exaggerate it did that really happen and she goes son it happened yeah she goes I just w got up walked out yeah so yeah I mean I don't know I I don't know if I need to experience anything as dramatic as that yeah I there's definitely a realm we should dive into it yeah maybe we'll get a psychic on here one day oh let's do that would be interesting have you ever spoken to a psychic that has given you a reading that is absolutely blown never spoken to a psychic ever and I want to I want to oh see what she has to say but if it's just generic [ __ ] like this Leo Pisces identical just get better sleep just think of your uh your diet think of exercise think of your health and oh oh here we go let's uh let's let's dive into the beef of yeah what are you thinking mate what are you thinking oh no I'm just I'm just I'm just thinking out loud could you hear my thoughts I'm wondering what your beef is that's the first thing like what on Earth could piss you off you live a dream life you [ __ ] you got everything you need let's start with you let's dive on in what's your beef of the week oh yeah my beef handshakes greeting a bloke right now I've got I've got my my Bros my Polynesian Bros and I got my my Aussie football everything else everybody shakes hands differently and and do you know what I mean like how you're coming in like I I come in like a brother like I come in like that so you know that's me oh the stress of walking up to someone and not knowing with what handshake was like all right they got their hand up here but it sort of looks like here we just G the high five or we doing the yeah what are we doing what are we doing and and and it's not just even when you nail that one it's the tinkering off are we going to do that one or grab each other fing yeah or is he just a handshake and as he moves you're following up and you're tickling his palm and you [ __ ] it right up and there's a guy admire and respect and I haven't seen him in a while and I went in to do that but he's like a straight up handshake clo yeah and not only did he shake my hand but he he squeezed the living [ __ ] out of it which of pissed me off that pissed me off I I get we get it you're not tough mate because you do a strong handshake doesn't prove nothing yeah I get first of all we don't have to you know we've got enough to worry about with what what are we doing here what are we doing up but when you're squeezing a living [ __ ] out of look there's the soft there's the really soft ones I can't stand them just just get it in the middle just a firm handshake well he almost broke my hand and I thought why what what was that all about to begin with I should have I should have actually really forced my will under him and come in and and really G giving him a big and then I like a hug you know come in here and give you a hug the last thing is eye contact I need eye contact can I tell you the worst part of a handshake is it is someone that comes in and they come and shake your hand I don't care where they're doing it whichever way but right before they touch you they look away okay it's not something I've ever really taken down no they kind of just shake your hand and sort of start walking away it's like what's that mean what's just pisses you off I I think it's a power play I think they're just trying I think it's maybe it's a nerves play they don't just just look me in my eye when you shake my hand it's people can't look people in the eye people find it intimidating and stuff you know so maybe maybe you think it's a power play they think it's a power play you look at at them maybe all I'm saying is is weird if you're going to shake a bloke's hand make it firm but don't go over the top to prove it like you you've trumped him in some way I don't know if I would ever look at anyone in the eye I think I'm so focused on trying to figure out what their hands are doing I'm just like I'm probably doing these ones you so you've experienced what I'm talking you've experence yeah but you don't look it's the look way I don't like okay I mean how do you how do you go down with handshakes how do you you do it well me me and all of my brothers have a different one we have a different creating so me and JJ we do like a double double slaping Knuckles double slap for JJ double slap Knuckles uh Shamy is just single one just slapping Knuckles one slap one punch and uh Kos is just straight up handshake so it's funny every time we're having like we're meeting up as a family for break or whatever every single one of them's different it's like oh man how did we get to this [ __ ] hell why why hasn't somebody simplified that right boys we're just doing slap Punch Yeah but yeah I know what you mean with the whole when they come in like this it's like all right we're going in for the hug after or we just yeah tap each other on the ass or what are we doing or when they do the whole some of these on yeah oh yeah oh the yeah yeah the yeah the old tickle your palm yeah and if you enjoyed mean or something this is my go-to come here so it's that no no no no that and then then that that's it and then oh see what you just did you [ __ ] so what do you think is the correct way to greet someone for the first time is you know me and You' have just met what are we doing are we straight in for bro code or uh I can't even remember what did we do was it or was it straight in for the handshake first uh no uh I can't remember but but it depends on who you're meeting them through or and how you're meeting them generally I won't come in for the hug I'll just you know you're talking first meeting shake his hand shake his hand just like you good man how are you nothing nothing too crazy but if he was um we have a quality chat and everything else obviously we say goodbye it might be a bit different but yeah they especially yeah for men but then again if it's a brother if it's a Polynesian brother oh man I'm come here bring come in close oh so you're racist yeah totally yeah yeah I'm biased actually okay what about for a girl is it okay to hug a girl when you first meet them you know you know your friend you man hug like an air kiss it's not even a kiss on the cheek just that just make the sound people don't even connect just hey how are up depends who they are and who you're meeting them through how close like if if they're friends of close friends of yours yeah I'd probably give them a hug yeah if they're just a business acquaintance for a friend no I'd probably just shake a hand yeah so shaking hands to a girl is yeah oh yeah yeah just shake a girl hand and how hard do you go on a girl especially if her partner's there as well I'm more inclined just to shake the hand out of respect for him oh even outside of the business thing so if it's like yeah yeah yep I always that always plays a bit of a role for me if there's if the partner's there just out of respect for sure okay I think I yeah I agree there's time and place kind of thing I think in that um sort of you know party sort of not party but you know friends hanging out kind of thing and most people know let's just say you you you've got friends um where over and you already know everyone I'm meeting a few people for the first time they walk through the door you know you give them a hug kiss next person hug and it's like so by the time it gets to you does it get awkward if you're like hey how are you or is it just like hey I'm Justin how are you going is it all right to hug in that environment I I think and and this is a good a good topic to even talk about at some point but you just got to read the room yeah right if you can read the room then you're going to be fine and if what the the scenario you just by all means I'd be going in for the hug yeah maybe see even if the couple like it was a couple but it's blatantly of friend yeah we're all mates here and you don't need to start off with the hey let's let's uh this is all business right now but we might be friends it's like ah no you go in being friends yeah I'll go for the hug if it's that sort of environment if it's a yeah meeting someone randomly and it's like yeah a bit more of a handshake but it kind of then also when just like meet meet a girl and give him a handshake how hard do you squeeze oh oh when it comes to a man it's like guys just like like to get a grip do you do that with a girl or do you do you go really soft I I I go I I go in sort of semi hard no not you know what I'm saying he just going semi you're going semi hard and back up with the tickle no I uh no just just I just I reciprocate the pressure that she's giving me okay I think it's probably the best way to do it what if she's trying to do the same to you and and she's just like oh are we are we gazing into other's eyes why we doing this well only if you're not arrogant cuz yeah if you look away then she's like oh this dude thinks he top [ __ ] now does he yeah yep yeah exactly that's what that's what I'm talking about but I'm a hugger by Nature I love a hug so I'm I'm always going to lean toward a hug and maybe maybe a kiss on the cheek if it's a girl or or whatever what about the old kiss on the hand was that too far when you first meet people that was the thing in the old days [ __ ] for real are you for real yeah I I wasn't in the old days but you watch all the movies it's like it was the Posh thing to do how are you madam when was the last time you kissed a woman on the top of this like this yeah but so that if you're going to do it mate do it don't play around with it let me guess but you know like that's what I'm saying that what's that is that the equivalent to a hug these days oh let no I ask a question again what was the last time that you ever did that let me guess your grandmother I've never done it but that's what I'm saying that was the thing in the old days is that the equivalent to a hug on first meet I guess I guess if you followed it up with my lady I don't [ __ ] know I've never done it hello my lady hello my lady slightly off topic but not kind of not really can guys and girls be friends without dating yes okay okay let me back that up with if if you're both in uh so if you're in a relationship and your girl goes to catch up with a single guy for drinks yay or no got no problem with it okay I've got no problem with that myself but it depends on the the dude and how possessive he is but I have no problem with it it depends how secure you are with your relationship and how much you trust your girl so your wife comes up to you it's like hey I'm going to drink going out drinking with Johnny tonight and it's just them two and they're going out drinking together oh no no well it depends on no I wouldn't I'd be kind of yeah here we go now we're get well my my girl would never go out without me that's just yeah yeah this is an example I'm not I'm not specifying this yeah well let's go back to friends with your ex I've had four major relationships in my life or four major and when I say four I mean four ladies that I dated and I still care about yep you know and am still friends with Y Bar one not that I'm enemies with her but she her life's moved on with children that's all good you know but the others I keep in touch with and make sure they're okay they they were just great women with or without me they were just amazing ladies but would you catch up for lunch alone would would uh no no would never do that that's the question absolutely not no it's in fact I don't even I don't really see them um you know the mother of my first child is very good friends with my wife and I think it just comes down to respect I guess but no look if if my girlfriend wanted to go out drinking with another male friend I'd be probably not all for it but then it depends on the guy like if he's gay no problem no it's not gay oh he's not gay no straight single block oh God it's like why why why why would why would that need to happen me yeah why why alone why not a group environment is he good-looking 100% it's dim is he it's dim is he charismatic di oh Di's not charismatic okay it's is he tall M he's everything that's in your head whatever you're about to say yes and so what he's saying so your girlfriend just decides oh is it okay D I'm going out to have a drink with my goodlook charismatic looks like Jason Mamoa and looks like Jason Mamoa yeah is that okay well it depends it depends now I'm not possessive or jealous in the sense where I can't have a girlfriend go out and have a drink with a male friend no problem I think you're taking it personally but like just in general oh should that stuff happen you're in a relationship yes yes it should happen you should be fine with okay so now let's make it personal yeah okay you're married you go out toang you go out to dinner with a really good-look girl just just to catch up I think it's even more so when you're married because you're married like you've made a commitment to each other I I think it's I think it's if it's going to be sketchy it's going to be sketchy when you're not married when you're just dating really yeah once you're married you're married I don't think there's a difference well once you're married you made a commitment yeah under God that till the day we die so you're married makes it okay now to go out with a really hot bird for dinner just to catch up yeah I think if the trust is there and I got no problem with it and I don't think my wife would either but when you're dating someone that's a little different and it depends on your relationship too if you've just had an argument that week oh God I wouldn't got freak going out with Jas and M but no I think generally speaking that's the problem with generally speaking it's a problem with a lot of young men they are too possessive are far too jealous and the reality is if that girl's going to stray well he's better off kicking her to the curb anyway yeah there's I think it's I think it's worse that the guy would be a jealous jealous possessive guy Jal jeal yeah you don't want to be jealous POS you need to be trusting and if and if you lose your girl because she's doing the wrong thing well she was she was never a keeper anyway I think that's kind of weird I think it's weird I'm just going to say it I don't I think it's very weird if uh you're in a relationship and you want to catch up just with no one else just uh go out with a guy or or girl catch up for drinks or dinner by yourselves that that's kind of where it sounds like a date you know I I just I don't have a problem with it depends on the dynamic and the scenario surrounding it but where it becomes an issue for me is if you know that the the boyfriend the guy that she's or whatever they've slept together or been romantic or an ex that changes what if they haven't but you know that uh maybe he has liked her in the past or some is that is that does that make a difference or what if you don't know that but that has been the case it does it changes a little bit but at the end of the day I bring it right back to you you live your life for you first and you hope that you're finding the right one and you you need to trust her you can't contain somebody and if you are you're in the wrong no matter what so possession jealousy all that stuff you need to let them you need to let them be a peacock so you think it's wrong your girlfriend wants to go out with some other random dude for dinner MH and dinner and drinks no one else just just them two just to catch up leaves you at home and you're annoyed at that you're you're the bad guy or well you would want to be asking the question darling who what's it about she but does that make you the bad guy then if if your girlfriend said no he's just a friend I'm just catching up with of course you got to let it go okay because because if she's telling a lie or she has ulterior motive it'll come out and and if that's the case well then she's not a keeper anyway but you can't I just think you need to be careful I think you're better off living your life living with as much trust as you can with the person that you're dating in hope that that that's reciprocated but it may not be and if it isn't well yeah it might break your heart but at the end of the day just let it go there there's but you don't want to you don't want to become a possessive sort of a guy relationship advice from dumbs uneducated professionals maybe from dumb guys yeah where the uneducated professionals here we go listen to us because we don't know anything on the topic we know a little about a little all right well we're Switching gears might be for the week have a few stretches when your mates don't pay up their bets I knew you were going to go here I knew you were going to go here when you make a bet and they don't pay up is it right or wrong okay explain the situation okay we're going to tell the story okay okay all right all right so it was uh this time last week actually right before we reced the podcast uh we're having a fork and easy meal um and Tony over here he's like oh mate these are so good tonight I'm going to tonight I'm going to put in my order this is not a plug for fan easy this is exactly what it is a plug shout out go go check out F and easy the best meals out even Tony the best they are uh but yeah eating this meal and he's like oh mate I'm going to order this tonight and I said to him mate I've heard that every single week since JJ was on this podcast 6 weeks ago and you haven't ordered yet you keep saying it and and you uh proce to say no but tonight I'm going to do it if I don't do it I'll buy you KFC for a week and you know I was like I got my forking easy why would I want KFC for a week so I said I'd prefer 500 bucks and a bet was made I was like okay if you don't order tonight and you agreed we shook on it 500 bucks sure yep and uh anyway that was that go on with our days next day comes you sent me a text going so I hope you ordered your foring easy no what what what was it uh I think we were brainstorming for the podcast and you sent through um oh what do you think of this blah blah blah and I think I just responded I just want to know if I'm 500 bucks Richard today yeah I think I replied with I blow it out your ass right so yeah you didn't want to pay up no oh and what are your thoughts about this my thoughts are let's he your side look a bet for a bet to be a Justified bet a real bet there has to be skin on both sides that was a handshake no I'm talking skin like there's got to be a win in it for somebody and win in it for the other guy both guys have to have a win ah bet a bet why would you shake on it why why would you not uh entertainment purposes just to get on we're about to shoot the podcast it's just all fun and laughter but I had nothing to win I like so basically the BET was if I spend money with your family I don't pay you 500 you came up with the BET though yeah but it was it you came up with this bet but if I don't buy foring easy I got to pay 500 so look in my mind a bet is where somebody's got to win something I wasn't in to win anything and it's and and the other thing is oh you I can't believe you're justifying this right well there's a there's a time we're going to get you guys make sure you guys comment below after we've had this as well who's who what are your thoughts on this I well it it takes me back a little bit earlier to a to a scenario where you and I did make a bet what did we bet and and I believe you lost it was a $100 bet I still haven't seen that $100 what you're going to have to remind me I know I I know I know I know it'll come to me it was a $100 bet do you not remember I no I don't so you're going to have to enlighten me that's what I'm saying I forgot it as well but it popped up while I was editing the thing on your computer oh it was on the podcast yeah I hang on well no well I'm just saying that what happened to that bet I don't know what the bet is well I know I'm just like that is just the only fans is coming then [ __ ] I think oh God maybe it is yeah we put a bet on this 100 bucks I'm saying 100 bucks in about 3 four weeks month within the next two months o announcement coming out what do you reckon uh yeah I'm definitely down with the bet I don't think it is I think she's going to move on greener pastures um maybe even start her own church I don't think she's done only fans it hasn't even been two months yet oh oh but it will be soon okay well you better pay up you better pay up otherwise you'll be blowing it out your ass too oh God no but yeah I I I did completely forget about that yes I do but uh yeah sure the bed's still on it's still still got time no there's got to be skin in the game for somebody a bet a bet there was nothing in it for me a bet a bet doesn't matter you made the BET what was I going to win what was in it for me it was very simple not it was that was the easiest for it was tone you got to put money in my family's pocket or it's going to cost you $500 mate this was your bet what do you guys think hey what do you guys think does Tony still owe me 500 bucks should he pay up you know it's not even about money it's a it's a principal thing you know oh here we go no it 100% is I'm I no I am not an honorable man I'll tell you that right now yeah see I don't have principles and don't trust me so you you base Trust on us like giving your word to someone sometimes you know loyal friend the trust levels go down here if you you can't do that yeah I'm not and I'm I'm not loyal says a lot about your character you know what he I have no character I'm characterless let us know what you guys think I'm going to get hammered I'm going to get smashed you know you're in the wrong no no I'm just saying I'm just going to get oh all righty well to finish this off uh we've left it till last because we don't like to be political but mate the Trump debate has just been on oh what a [ __ ] show that was did you watch it I think it's I'm glad you bought this up I think it's look politics but you can't take that word for it you know yeah yeah yeah yeah I I didn't see the debate I heard about it saw a few of the highlights I let me give me your spin on it first yeah I watched the whole thing this morning so this thing uh I know this is coming out on Sunday but this only happened yesterday so I watched the thing when I first woke up this morning hour and 40 and it was a the most stupid debate I've seen in my life nothing was said no all they did for an hour and 40 was basically try to smear the other person I'm like that that's what becoming a president is these days just trying to hang [ __ ] on the other person well you did this you no you did that you said this well you did this 50 years ago and that's all it was no one answered a single question I mean Harris said oh we going to give $50,000 to new business owners which by the way is probably a stupid move cuz guess what there's going to be an influx of brand new businesses that probably rich people would just start as a tax benefit it's like well let's uh M as well just start a new company do this yep sweet 50 Grand R off done like that's and who and the second part of that who's going to fix that that was literally the extent of her argument for presidency was pretty much that and uh and then she yeah she just really plays an emotional sort of character you know just tries to tap into the emtions like we don't want the government having a say over your body and then she almost like tries to make it look like she's welling up about a cry it's like ah it's like keep the emotions out of it and but yeah the whole thing both sides like I want Trump to win but holy [ __ ] he was [ __ ] in this debate yeah it was a real opportunity for him to just back off on the on the childish stuff but and he's s talking things like yeah immigrants dogs and that that'll be the biggest meme that that's going to be circulating for the next few weeks eating dogs he's in a position where he he just needs to take the high road because it's it's a walk to the White House for him because what what she you you have to understand look whether you love Trump or hate Trump he did four years as president and he did very very well yeah you know inflation was down and unemployment was down and everything else and he was building a wall he did he he was doing a good job she has been voted the most unpopular vice president in the history of mankind who voted for that Trump yeah probably yet and and now all of a sudden we're expected to buy into her her rhetoric like she she was um to I see to some of the worst decisions White House have ever made you know pulling out of what Iraq was an absolute debacle immigration she never even went to the wall like maybe went there at the very end but did nothing to stem the uh illegal immigrants are doing plus a squillion other things you know Russia and Ukraine all that sort of rubbish now I'm a dummy look I'm a dummy I'm not a I'm not a political type of guy but how can you go from being painted and all the words salads you know she just can't really get a proper sentence out how can she go for so many years being portrayed as the dumbass at the White House to all of a sudden she's picked up the range and she's gho and she's even changed a lot of her angles on on things she spoke about in the past I think she's I think she's trouble yeah I just think she's trouble and and as much as people think Trump may be I think he's the better of the two yeah I I definitely believe that but yeah man this debate in partic he did not do himself any neither of them did it was for a presidential debate not only that the moderators were clearly on Harris's side well they're saying it it was clear that they gave her the questions beforehand but hey who who we don't know you know what I'd love to see if they did then she's still [ __ ] up big time if she could have prepared for that ho she didn't it was the biggest [ __ ] show of a debate I've ever seen I would love to see Trump shave his head no really like he just go you know what I'm not even about this anymore let's talk straight to the people and just go I don't I don't care about all of this I care about you and this and this and this and this forget trying to pin her down a little I reckon the world would love to see him shave his head get it off anyway we won't go too far into it cuz yeah that just pissed me off I I wasted an hour and 40 of my life this morning watching that honestly just watch the memes that watch the 8 Minute highlights it's everything how how long we got to the debate no oh sorry to the November right November yeah but yeah noig waste of time okay before we go though who are you putting your money on uh I don't do Bets with you neither do I yeah see that's the thing you've you've you've ruined it for future bets now you know no we can we can still do bets n not with you my friend bet you will how much you bet on that 500 no see that's the thing I can't I can't on cut up on that I can see you're really upset no no like it's just a principal thing you know I thought I thought you know handshake with a guy something means something but obviously not for you no it depends who you have chance I'm a man of no principle yeah see I lost a bit of respect then a tell me you lost a lot don't tell me you lost a bit say I lost all respect no you just chip it away you you chip it away so I still have some in the game I still have a bit yeah you do but you know when a man can't keep his word it's a it's a chip off you know it's Chip all right I'm going to get that chip off my shoulder anyway thanks for watching guys hope you enjoyed the episode we will see you guys next time if

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