Joe Rogan Talks About The Chimp Crazy Show “Better Then Tiger King” | Joe Rogan

Published: Sep 10, 2024 Duration: 00:02:49 Category: Entertainment

Trending searches: chimp crazy
have you seen that chimp crazy thing on Netflix yet no okay it's about that lady that like kept the chimp and the chimp ripped apart a friend you know you know that story no I've heard it's by the same people that did uh Tiger King right I've heard it's insane they say it's way better than Tiger King this is okay I should watch this I was really into like Jane Goodall as a child I love Jane Goodall Jane Goodall's odd though you know Jane Goodall believes she leaves she believes in Bigfoot she was I thought it was so cool when I was little how she was like you know what I don't want to be part of your Society I want to go live among the chimpanzees I was like you can do that yeah CH crazy this lady this lady like this it's apparently we can't really can we play the trailer we get in trouble we can watch it about to cut it out okay so that is the the chimp that well there was the thing about chimps is when they're little you can kind of tell them what to do cuz they're little they're babies they listen to you but then when they get to be a certain age that's a grown adult Alpha primate they're not listening to you they'll rip your fucking nose off they don't care they and they also have like this very strong sense of fairness okay like uh one of The Chimps there's one this guy that had a pet chimp they had for many many years then it got older and it was too difficult to control and so they brought it to a chimp sanctuary and so he goes to visit the Chimp on the day of the chimp's birthday and brought him a cake like they could still visit the chimp they bring him a cake but the other chimps are jealous that they don't get a cake and someone had left the door open so The Chimps come out attack this guy rip him to pieces rip his hands off rip his dick off rip his face they RI his dick off they go for everything that you that makes you a person they tear they tear your fingers off they tear your eyeballs out they're not even trying to kill you they're trying to maim you yeah they do they do some vicious that's a crime of passion that's not yeah and they do it because they are mad at you it's a different thing than like like a you know a wolf Wolf's not necessarily mad at you he wants to eat you right a chimpanzee wants to tear you apart cuz it's mad at cuz it didn't you didn't bring them a cake you didn't give a cake that's fucking wild yeah so you're dealing with like a lowlevel intelligence jealousy pettiness like like sense of fairness and then all this like Alpha primate shit that comes with chimpanzees in general and then you got them captive so they're basically prisoners so they're in this cave they have nothing fun all day and someone shows up with a cake like where's my fucking cake where's my fucking cake and then they just get out and tear this guy apart yeah

Share your thoughts

Related Transcripts

Chimp Crazy VS Chimp Empire “Who Wins” | Joe Rogan thumbnail
Chimp Crazy VS Chimp Empire “Who Wins” | Joe Rogan

Category: Entertainment

You pussies i i cried the other you to see if you do watching uh chimp crazy what there's a show oh my god there's a hbo show what's max now whatever it is uh it's a docu series about people that own chimpanzees dude can't end wait wait hold on what made you cry about that it's horrific man oh wait... Read more

The Scariest Disease You Don’t even Worry About “99% Fatality Rate” | Joe Rogan thumbnail
The Scariest Disease You Don’t even Worry About “99% Fatality Rate” | Joe Rogan

Category: Entertainment

If some wuhan china lab comes up with some zombie virus and releases it surpris that sounds crazy but rabies is real yeah that's exactly what rabies isj rabies takes animals that are not that never want to bite people and turns them into an animal that needs to bite you they run at you they're not scared... Read more

Discussing Fears of Post Election Chaos and Government Oversight with Kat Timpf thumbnail
Discussing Fears of Post Election Chaos and Government Oversight with Kat Timpf

Category: People & Blogs

The jogan experience there's no accountability and that's a real problem in this country and that used to be something that the left feared the left used to fear corporate interference and big business and big government they used to fear that they they used to fear all that stuff and now they're all... Read more

Joe Rogan EXPOSES CNN Anchor Kaitlin Collins Getting OWNED by Stephen Colbert thumbnail
Joe Rogan EXPOSES CNN Anchor Kaitlin Collins Getting OWNED by Stephen Colbert

Category: Comedy

Let's get into it so not for sale podcast coach colin here we got joe rogan and adam ray finally on the podcast didn't know when that was going to happen it is about time and no he is not dressed like dr phil i'm sorry for all the kill tony fans out there he's dressed as himself but it's just as good... Read more

Trump v.s. Harris was a bloodbath.. thumbnail
Trump v.s. Harris was a bloodbath..

Category: People & Blogs

I want to get the war settled i know zalinski very well and i know putin very well they respect me i will get it settled before i even become president but we have a president mr that doesn't know he's alive donald trump says that this war would be over within 24 hours is because he would just give... Read more

Joe Rogan Guest BLINDED by Trump Derangement thumbnail
Joe Rogan Guest BLINDED by Trump Derangement

Category: Comedy

Let's get into it i just want to let you guys know i'm going to have a meltdown may i have a meltdown in this episode of the jre that is how this gentleman right here starts the conversation so i'm just going to show you that clip really quick just cuz i thought it was funny but then we're going to... Read more

Man Decapitated & Cannibalized Another Man On A Greyhound Bus | “INSANE” | Joe Rogan thumbnail
Man Decapitated & Cannibalized Another Man On A Greyhound Bus | “INSANE” | Joe Rogan

Category: Entertainment

Bus you're like oh i've heard like the craziest shit on like the greyhound is just like an insane but i that story about the one guy who cut a guy's head off on a grayhound i used to have a bit about it cuz you know like other comics other other comics have like the observational airplane material but... Read more

The Power of Delivering Newspapers and the Prestige the New York Times#joerogan #RoganPerspectives thumbnail
The Power of Delivering Newspapers and the Prestige the New York Times#joerogan #RoganPerspectives

Category: People & Blogs

Most people say what's the best for i look i used to deliver the new york times when i was a kid and i did it it wasn't even that profitable i delivered the boston globe was my main newspaper that i delivered and then i delivered the boston herald as well and then i got a new york times route and i... Read more

Joe Rogan Reacts to Mayweather VS Gotti III BRAWL 🥊 thumbnail
Joe Rogan Reacts to Mayweather VS Gotti III BRAWL 🥊

Category: People & Blogs

Did you see the mayweather gotti thing yesterday so john got it the mobs took his okay the brawl he was holding so floyd is just piecing him up you know i mean even at 46 he's the greatest of all time and this kid is really an mma fighter he's a tough guy he caught floyd a couple times with some little... Read more

Bill Maher Puts CNN Anchor Kaitlin Collins in Her Place Over Kamala Avoiding Media thumbnail
Bill Maher Puts CNN Anchor Kaitlin Collins in Her Place Over Kamala Avoiding Media

Category: Comedy

Get into it coach colin here we all know camala harris has been hiding from the media and you know a lot of the white dudes for cala are saying no she's not hiding she's in the rallies she's doing rallies and that doesn't count as media we're talking about podcasts we're talking about interviews we're... Read more

Kat Timpf: Quitting ADHD Medication, IVF and what's really going on in the embryo? thumbnail
Kat Timpf: Quitting ADHD Medication, IVF and what's really going on in the embryo?

Category: Entertainment

Yeah that's why i don't know what this is because every time someone talks about adhd and people want to insist that is an that's an actual pathology that's an actual issue and i'm always like boy i don't know cuz i think it's a superpower so for me i like it's i've just decided to view it like okay... Read more

Kamala Harris to SHUT DOWN X if elected? | Joe Rogan & Kat Timpf thumbnail
Kamala Harris to SHUT DOWN X if elected? | Joe Rogan & Kat Timpf

Category: Entertainment

What did kla harris say recently about elon musk and uh twitter having to follow the same rules as facebook yeah what did she yeah what did i don't know i didn't hear what did she say it was something something about how elon's going to have to follow the same rules facebook that's so first of all what... Read more