Chimp Crazy VS Chimp Empire “Who Wins” | Joe Rogan

Published: Sep 12, 2024 Duration: 00:03:57 Category: Entertainment

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you pussies I I cried the other you to see if you do watching uh chimp crazy what there's a show oh my God there's a HBO show what's Max now whatever it is uh it's a docu series about people that own chimpanzees dude can't end wait wait hold on what made you cry about that it's horrific man oh wait wait with with this when The Chimps tear people apart they they tear your face off they tear your eyes off they bite your fingers off they pull your off dude it was there's so many moments in that show where you're just like what the it's just it's so sad is there anything happening in it or no no no no no there's nothing happy in this show there's nothing happy in this show this show is all about what happens when people have pet chimps and The Chimps get to be about 5 years old and they don't want to listen to you anymore because they're a 200 lb fucking super predator for real they can do whatever they want like what they are they're our closest relatives and they're really fucking smart and when they get to be like 5 years old you can't even put them in a combination lock they were telling me because they they'll figure out the combination they'll watch you do it oh shit and then they'll do it they'll see what you do to get out and then they'll replic this real planet other Apes type shit they're really smart man they just can't talk they're not as smart as people but they also they're vindictive and spiteful they're angry and jealous they do that a lot with the the wild animals like the fucking people who own hippos the thing about when they hit like five you just got to keep him in cages all the time so when they're babies everybody's hanging around with them you can bring them to the pizza place oh my God it's the lady with the chimpanzee but then they get to be five and then they rip someone's face off for no fucking reason at all what was the uh the Netflix series The chimp chimp Empire what I thought chimp Empire that was crazy crazy show cuz that when these scientists were embedded in this this group of chimpanzees for 20 years so these people that these chimpanzees their whole lives they had seen science they had these rules you have to stay 20 yard away don't look them in the eye no food you can't have any food anywhere near them Gremlins what the fuck man they're just chimpanzees if they decide you have something you got to see this if they decide that you have something they want there ain't shit you can do about that they were they were fighting over territory I mean you you got to see the hierarchy within you know their Clans or whatever you want to call it it's a badass and the guy told you had the guy on your show right yeah yeah the guy was the who produced it that's how I heard it the show is so good dude it's this is much better than chimp crazy this is like the opposite of chimp crazy yeah this is real shit chimp crazy is sad but this is amazing it's amazing because they they these chimps were so accustomed to these scientists that they acted completely normal around them like they were just a part of the of nature to them because their whole life they had had scientists around with cameras right it was just the thing in the forest it was just like that's a different kind of tree or something as long as you don't have food as long as you don't look him in the in the eye and don't get any closer than 20 yards Dam those are the rules so if the chimp start moving towards you you move away don't look them in the eye you look away don't have any fucking food if you got a candy bar they'll rip your dick off for that candy bar they don't have any sense of what's appropriate they don't you know there's no remorse they bite each other's hands off oh my God bro they're ruthless and that's our closest relative so you know what you do you just get a dog you don't get a fucking you don't get a fuck you're not it's not DJ in the bearit fuck out of here that who needs that nobody needs that shit all that shit you see in in those movies though those are all young chimps you can't even train them when they get older they're not listening to nothing

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