Romantic Guy Steals Latina Hearts (Comedy)

we to [Music] amazing exceeded expectations we waited outside for like 10 15 minutes but worth it now one when I come to Nashville this is the spot every time it was amazing I love the chicken I love the potato salad and the mac and cheese we love it we should move to natur shout out to Hatty bees man can't wait to come back already I only took one bite I shouldn't have ate this much before the show now I feel like I'm going to pass out see you soon Z [Music] no like the last time I was in nationville uh I was like probably like a year ago you know I remember this this one white dude here too this dude is a I don't know if y'all what's what's your name again big dog I remember from your last year Les Les what is it DUS Dustin all right [ __ ] use your words now Dustin for those that don't know Dustin I met him last year here at zany I never met the dude until last year uh he's a he's a a a bodybuilding Champion yeah this guy he uh he won second place shut the [ __ ] up he won first place okay he won first place for upper body his legs last place got the weakest ankles in Nashville bro but but don't look down there don't look at his ankles look at look at look at his titties here come here come here let's show the audience come here come on Dustin show them your [ __ ] body show them the holy [ __ ] good to see you brother man man you're sexy as [ __ ] bro you got to compliment the guy so he doesn't [ __ ] you up so look look no no shut the [ __ ] up so this is this is the first place right here first place right there right see right here no no turn turn around show look look you got no ass he got no [ __ ] look see your cell phone is the only thing that's bulging right now you got to stop taking stories your dick is small as [ __ ] I give it over DUS one time [Applause] bro Dam [ __ ] Dustin yeah man now you you know [ __ ] it's cool man it's [ __ ] wholesome as [ __ ] this crowd's nice very sweet see people brought their [ __ ] family and [ __ ] you brought your [ __ ] mom yeah hila wow I'm sorry I'm going to I'm going to say a lot of bad words tonight I'm going to say [ __ ] a lot I want to say you know [Laughter] beepee why don't you bring your mom to the front row bro honestly I didn't think we were going to get this seat really wow well now you forced me I have no I have no choice but to get your mom some dick tonight m you know I came all the way to Nashville to help you out you know to find love you know it's going to see you know this is nice this is very wholesome we got people from [ __ ] uh Kentucky we got people from uh you know Georgia wow what part of Georgia dalon damn that accent is crazy is is Dalton like the the country it's the city carpet Capital carpet Capital yes sir okay it's the city we just got cars last year we're from Dalton don't [ __ ] around man don't talk [ __ ] about Dalton [ __ ] I went to uh I went to a fried chicken place today it's called the hadti bees bro I love that [ __ ] so much I bought the Jersey I was like give me the Jersey bro this [ __ ] is the good as [ __ ] bro yeah man I like this crowd too man you look wholesome as [ __ ] bro yeah man y'all together that's your sister that's all right [ __ ] weird no that's okay so you're single you're looking you're looking to get back out you want to you look like uh let me say what you look like got the fresh Edgar joint you know get the little mustache how long it take you to get that mustache your whole life yeah it looks like that yeah it's weird you look like you touch kids and you're also a kid too it's so weird to see like a young penile like you look like a young pedophile in training you look like you hide behind bushes at the recess time like the only fourth grader like why you hiding behind the bush like I'm practicing for the future like all right these are J these are J you seem like a nice guy what's your name big dog heo himo himo himo should have said that [ __ ] himo and Jacqueline Jaclyn you you got a good name Himel what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] where's your family from himo mexic Mexico okay what part of Mexico halisco is uh shout out to halisco the [ __ ] is a himo your parents drunk as [ __ ] when they called you himo they're like he's like he him him him him they didn't know his pronouns he came out gay as [ __ ] bro well call him himo he might be a him he might be a l sorry bro I didn't no you're young though bro how old are you you're 21 [ __ ] bro you're 21 you live with your parents still yeah yeah no that's cool man yeah stack up bro Stack Up save your money shave the mustache you know and then uh and then you're young too you seem like are you the younger sister or you're older you're 19 wow W you guys are super young oh damn you guys are like I feel bad making fun of like a 21y old you know I got to pick on someone my own size like [Music] Dustin there's no in between is either this [ __ ] bodybuilder or this a young pedophile [ __ ] I'm stuck and then there's like this sweet nice Abella right here this crowd [ __ ] me I got no good options right now no good targets oh my God that's ni so this is this is your sister too you brought the whole family out and you're the older brother yes okay are you the oldest in the family or you got other siblings no I'm the old you're the oldest so you're the you're the patriarch you're the the the you know the man of the house yeah and then you you know so growing up you looked after your young sister okay and then what about where you at now in your life you got a job you got a girl yeah I got a job and talking to a girl right now you're talking to a girl yeah is it when you say talking like like just started like last just it's a it's a new thing yeah thing does your mom know about this yeah damn you told your mom after one week of just talking Fu he like came home like Mommy it's happening Mama call the [Applause] relatives tell them to get the wedding ready I think it's [Laughter] happening oh my God no no these are ja ja is it hard to find like a good girl in a this are you from Nashville no oh what part I'm sorry what part of shille is like an hour away oh okay Shelbyville is it is it hard to find a good woman in Shelbyville you think or yeah I guess so yeah dating right now in 2024 I think for a lot of young people is it's not easy that's why people come to my shows they're trying to find a good match you know it's it's tough you know because either it's like a [ __ ] pedophile or or a guy on steroids it's weird but we're going to find a good we're going to find some Middle Ground you know we're going to find someone good you know you look like you come from a you know good family cuz you're with your mom got a chaperon and uh it's nice it's nice and uh we're going to find good people and then is this your girl too no you're just here solo y [ __ ] yeah bro you're a real man you're a masculine are you masculine everyone shut the [ __ ] up let's see if this guy you know how how long have you been single for a little over here little over here are you from the Nashville area yeah yeah and what kind of girls you typically date dude whoever are you a virgin or dude I'll take whatever at this point wow man are you uh okay all right and then how old are you 24 24 oh you're a young dude okay what's your name big dog Nathan Nate Nate n Nathan Nathan Nathan okay are you uh Latino or white white white [ __ ] all the whites here look like they got a little you got a little yeah you got a little something bro you got little you got some yeah man and what's your Nathan what's your type bro are you [ __ ] or this [ __ ] guy no no it's not uh I'm not joking I'm no no no you know what it is Nathan it's okay guys shut the [ __ ] this is a safe space this is between me and Nathan this is bro talk this is how Bros talk to each other in the locker room we ask each other questions he says some dumb [ __ ] like uh I like women I like the ones that can talk and he doesn't know what he likes that's that's a that's like that's that's but you're you're young this is why you're here you're here to learn you know you're you're already you know it's good this is a you're off to a good start and Nathan do you have a job yeah you got a job what do you do I'm in corporate HR you're a corporate HR fantastic you got health insurance and [ __ ] you got a future you're stable do you live with your parents no you got your own place you got a car yep okay all right he's flexing on you dog Emanuel is like what the [ __ ] okay okay you got a good job got a good you know good Prospect and how tall are you short everyone shut the [ __ ] relax relax don't first off don't say short 56 56 okay next time lie don't say 56 out loud no it's okay it's okay 56 there's a lot of like you know Latinas sometimes you know we can make we can find something we could uh we get you surgery we could do we could do something we could do a lot of things there's a lot of options for Nathan you know he's 5'6 he's got a job though he's uh and what kind of so you don't when it comes to girls you're just open-minded you'll take anything all right and uh would you say like you're a romantic guy Nathan yeah okay let's do this uh let's do an exercise all right is it okay if I bring Nathan on stage Nathan bring your virgin ass on stage you little [ __ ] so this is this is this is what I've noticed I've been traveling the country keep it going for Nathan one time please nice to meet you n dude you're [ __ ] n you're not that short okay never mind yeah no but nah bro you know what you're cute as [ __ ] bro now you got to believe in yourself you are you're you're cutie you got a job you got nice eyes you got nice hair you know your mustache and beard it matches you know that's a that's a that's a strength you know you got you got you got you're into soccer yeah you played since you were three wow yeah you I can tell you you got some good legs you got some good legs it's you're very proportional that's important in Nashville all right here we go so Nathan oo who was that one girl just yelled out and he's honest that's a hurt [ __ ] up there that's a hurt ass lady when I seen one she's like yo she's looking for someone honest maybe we don't know see these These are these you're learning see like you don't know what assets you have until you go and put yourself out there but this is an exercise we're going to do with Nathan because I've been going to all these cities and a lot of the young homies man you know they need to learn and uh because sometimes they in their minds they're romantic but they don't know how to talk to girls that's one thing I noticed in 2024 a lot of the young homies they don't have no big brothers to call them gay or [ __ ] and uh and so that's what that's kind of my job I come and I'm like kind of big bro to these young guys and I help them I coach them through some uh mental exercise to help unlock their romantic side you know what I mean give them a little Sasson you know and so uh so Nath we're going to do a job so right now this is one of your red flags you don't have a you don't know what you like you're like right now you're like I'm down for anything that's that's desperate Vibes that's thirsty we got to lock in and start narrowing it down what you like all right you got a lot of things going for you but you don't know what the [ __ ] you like and that's that's bad that's bad news all right that's you're going to put yourself in some trouble so we got to narrow it down if you could you know use your imagination describe what your dream girl would look like brown hair about 55 5'6 that's a good height yeah we're no no no we're yeah yeah as long as she's not taller than you that's yeah yeah yeah that's that's a good start that's a good dream girl not taller than you um all right so five five five five brown hair you do good so far you're doing good now keep going what else personality funny Family Values absolutely love sports love sports any sports particularly soccer yeah yeah that's pretty good football baseball hockey all of it whoa hockey too that's going to be tough dog let's stick with soccer I think we could yeah's stick with soccer I think soccer is a good start let's and then we'll take yeah yeah then you can coach her up on the other [ __ ] you know what I mean all right fantastic bro all right so you let's say like let's say tonight right you meet this chick 5'4 right long brown hair right maybe brown eyes maybe we don't know blue eyes could be whatever the [ __ ] you know and what do you got green eyes yeah GRE wow that's nice all right so let's say you meet your dream girl 5'4 long brown hair you know let's say green eyes brown eyes whatever the [ __ ] and then uh family values she loves soccer she used to play soccer in like maybe High School like let's say athletic girl right and um you guys it off right she's the one for you your dream girl you find her you know and then uh let's say you want to like one year goes by you she you know she's the one you want to lock in let's say you want to propose to your dream girl how would you propose to your dream girl Nathan hey drunk girl shut the [ __ ] up and no you're doing good you're doing good thank you for your help though uh probably find her favorite spot get her family in a place separate go with her find a photographer have him hid in somewhere or her you need someone to hide hold up I know one dude that this guy [ __ ] looks like the bush too with his mustache you need pictures this guy right here will hire this guy he looks creepy as [ __ ] all right okay photographer photographer taking pictures then kind of leading up to it propos then go wherever the family is have a little party get together and celebrate it yeah Nathan you're wholesome as [ __ ] bro I like this guy Nathan brother and he got that uh I like your accent too you know take your somewhere nice find out what she likes find a photographer have him hiding in the bushes dude that's [ __ ] cool you're cute as [ __ ] bro all right that's [ __ ] cool man you're a nice guy man have you ever Latina have not are you open-minded dat Latina what about uh what about someone from Dalton I guess so you openminded someone from Dalton too what about drunk [ __ ] that live that got seats up there absolutely absolutely all right [ __ ] bro should we try to hook up our homie naan real quick bro let's [ __ ] go bro this guy Nathan I met him 10 minutes ago he's a good guy he used to play soccer in what was it high school three years old 18 wow what happened after you you coach to him and you still play a little bit here and there yeah this guy's got stamina he can [ __ ] all night all right I like Nathan man he's a he's a sweet guy very wholesome I came to Nashville to try to find you [ __ ] girl some a wholesome guy that's a very like genuine he's got green eyes he's a 56 short King all right you know you can put him in your pocket taking wherever the [ __ ] you want all right all right man let's see what happened he's fun siiz he's fun siiz yeah man all right I don't who are I I don't okay yeah I feel like all right let's see man let's see if we could find uh let's see if we can find Nathan a a good match you know is there any uh single girls here in Nashville Tennessee interested in my homie Nathan make some [ __ ] noise hold up we got some girls on this side oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay what's your name sweetheart what's the what's what's the name of you guys any girl I heard some Woos a [ __ ] Nashville you going to do me like this one more time is there any other single girls interested in my homie Nathan make some [ __ ] noise all right what's your name what's your name what's what's her name huh for your you you woo for her friend for your friend uh yeah but she woed for you huh what's your name you want to come say hi to Nathan all right keep it going for Caitlin one time bro let's see what Caitlyn let's see if this is a good match [ __ ] Nathan's all happy and [ __ ] yeah man let's go yo keep it going for cayin one time let's go Caitlyn let's go man a very nice man hell yeah bro all right we got kayn and Nathan is there any other let's see is there any other single girls here in Nashville interested in my homie Nathan make some [ __ ] noise what anyone else that was it going once going twice for Fun Size all right Kaitlin very nice to meet you thank you for coming on stage so uh are you from Nashville born and raised oh wow Antioch you're from Antioch nice bro he he he coaches soccer any up and uh all right fire and so what caught your attention with like what do you like about Nathan well I'm shorter than you so that helps um yeah I like green eyes I have green eyes too sometimes that's cute and uh all right Nathan so you know Nathan he's been uh he doesn't know exactly he like he's kind of fresh on the market right now he's like when it comes to dating he's still very like fresh and new he's a and he's looking for something serious he wants to be he's a wholesome guy you know and so if let's say uh Nathan stop smiling and uh if you were to take kitlin on the first day big dog where would you take her I mean depending if you like sports I got second Road season tickets in Nashville SC I [Music] mean [ __ ] man that's a [ __ ] that's hot dog I don't know if you like soccer but I got second row season do you like soccer kin um little bit I'm a football girl more but yeah oh yeah he said he got he he got you with Titans tickets too I'm not a Titans fan but I I go to the games oh who who do you grew for the Colts oh where are you from just are you from Indianapolis or no I'm from here you're just like okay that's weird yeah pain Manning guy yeah yeah yeah yeah all right fire and uh all right that's [ __ ] cool man and um do you have any questions for uh my homie Nathan like you know he's a nice guy he's he plays soccer and [ __ ] what do you do Taylin what do you do for a living I'm a server at Cracker Barrel [ __ ] y'all going to have some white supremacy babies y going to [ __ ] take over the [ __ ] nationville I like that n no these are J it's okay now you're Ser cracker bro that's very wholesome that's very nice you know I know she can fight too bro all right all right fire and um so you work and you do live in the N you said you born and raised in Nashville all right and what kind of guys you typically date Caitlyn I've been single a while um so I don't I'm kind of like you I'm hoping yeah damn they're both down low key I think they might be a good match bro what do you guys think right now kayn I I want I listen [ __ ] have you seen my videos before all right have you seen my videos before yeah you want to ask Kaylin is okay you give her a little kiss big dog go ahead Nathan [ __ ] Yeah Big Dog congratulations big dog very nice to meet you help help Kaitlin down the stairs bab be a gentleman oh wow what a Southern gentlemen wow very cute yeah man when's about to lose his virginity dog let's go g gang gang gang bro [ __ ] man damn this that didn't take long n y'all horny as [ __ ] y'all ready to go [ __ ] bro yeah no you guys want to you guys are [ __ ] horny I can tell yeah I could tell I can know I know I know yeah that guy's [ __ ] I can see it in his eyes you guys when he that guy needs some [ __ ] sex yeah bro what's your name big dog Johnny Johnny nice to meet you Johnny you look like a nice guy though hard worker you know you got a job two jobs fire bro what's name one of them off probation officer fire bro probation offer is one job and then the other job is oh you bust tobacco stores for selling to underage minor that's a noble job you know yeah that's a great job I don't know why no one clap for that but punch of [ __ ] they're like oh n [ __ ] that we need our cigarettes bro nice to meet you big dog you know and tell me your name one more time Johnny Johnny and Johnny um are you from Nashville uh basically my life yeah and uh where's your family from Mexico what part Muk and uh do you think is is it tough to find like a good girl out here wholesome yeah but it's tough cuz you got two jobs what's your what's your uh what's your title what's your dream girl bro come on Johnny be honest what do you like big dog um I like black okay Latinas and black women ambitious ambitious uh good family values good family values down okay now if you met the like the perfect girl are you the type of dude that like are you going to take care of them are you like a provider or do you believe in like should the women pay for the bill like what's your what's your stance on women paying for the bill at this point I Chang my mind yeah this point in this moment last week he was like now that [ __ ] pays but in this moment at Nashville zies you're like I'll pay with the build tonight you know so now you feel like you're at that point in your life where you want to be the provider for the women so you are you would you say like you're a traditional guy yeah you're not like a new generation type of dude where it's like 50-50 bill you know you split the bill and [ __ ] yeah you're not going to argue with her she wants to pay uhhuh it's okay have you ever dated uh someone on parole yeah yeah you never do that okay I'm just checking you know I never I never had a parole officer at my show you know he the whole time he's looking at me like am I on B and this is your homie right here cousin oh these are your cousins these two right here and is Johnny a wholesome guy is he a nice guy yeah he's pretty good he's pretty good yeah you can vouch for him he treats women with like respect and [ __ ] he's not sketchy he's not a weirdo sometimes he's a little toxic nah he's a good guy huh all right all right Johnny let's see man let's see if we can find you good girl you want to come on stage and see yeah all right Johnny here we go yo keep it going for Johnny man he's from Nashville he's a parole officer and he busts the gas stations for selling cigarettes to this kid [Laughter] right all right Johnny oh you're tall you're a big ass dude bro [ __ ] bro you should ever your thought about bodybuilding I I gave that up when I mess on my back oh you used to bodybuild when you were younger body just work out a lot just work out a lot yeah all right you you play any sports growing up Johnny N I should have yeah you should have yeah you're a big ass dude bro you know and uh okay let's say you met the right girl tonight right it's a lot of beautiful girls a lot of single girls but let's say you met the right one tonight where would you take them on a romantic first date okay uh Arington Vineyards oo that sounds nice bro what is that uh I don't know think wiing tasting oh it's a Winery tasting Place have you guys heard of it the vine it's called Ellington Vineyards Arrington Arrington it's it's a wine tasting Place ladies all right very that's that's very romantic bro and you said you're into Latinas and black girls anything else about their personalities I mean they have a job ambitious that's it a Latina with a job ambitious [ __ ] it no lazy [ __ ] I mean I work two job is kind of hard just to like lay around the house for me yeah that makes sense yeah that's a that's a good that's a good point bro you need someone that matches your energy you know your you're hard worker and [ __ ] what about family you you care about family stuff uh for sure of course all right very cool man I'm trying to figure out like uh a little bit more about your personality you know what about uh do you think you have any red flags bro maybe my cousins can oh what's his what's Johnny's Red Flag does he have any red flags he's selfish but he's got two he's got two jobs you know he's got two [ __ ] jobs of course you know if he doesn't have much time he's got to be selfish a little bit all right here we go so Johnny like uh would you say you're like ready to settle down well the right person corre of course yeah the right person H well we're trying to find the right person bro but you're not helping me so far you just said black Latina ambitious I'm trying to think girls let me give me some insight what what what should I ask Johnny shut the [ __ ] up Johnny relax Mama do you think Johnny's a nice shut the [ __ ] up do you think this is a good guy look at him he's a hard worker he has two jobs he provides he likes Latinas and black girls what do you think he's is a good guy yeah that was a dude all right all right we're going to find you someone I tell you what Johnny we're going to we're going to stand right here I'm going to I'm going to see if there's any other guys that need some help we're going we're going to do a couple other guys and we're going to come back and see just stand right here is there any other single guys here in Nashville looking for all your cousin too which guy oh what's your name Alex Alex Alex uh you got a job big dog yeah what do you do I'm a you're Chef all right Alex come on on stage bro it's a lot of hungry [ __ ] here tonight I can feel it all right keep it going for Alex one time bro nice to meet you Alex all right we going to keep it we got space for two more guys where what's this dude what's his name can he talk though what's your name BR bro malach car Himel what the [ __ ] kind of name is Malik Himel malach car malach car are you in like a valet you park cars what the [ __ ] all right malar do you have a job big dog huh you're unemployed we're going to circle back we're going to circle back we going to we going we're going to see uh there's any other homies with jobs first and then we gonna come back to you big dog Malik car we got Joey all right what's Jo hey Joey you uh you got a job big dog what do you do Joey fire bro masculine man and uh okay and uh how long you been single for Joey three years three years you look like nice how tall are you Joey you look tall six there you go Joey bring that 61 on stage bro I like Joy masculine guy I like this guy not those shorts though what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ bro what in the [ __ ] he look like more better than you big dog I can see your balls what the [ __ ] nice to meet you Joe you look like a nice guy wholesome dude hey Joey who you what part of Nashville you from I'm from Oregon Oregon you live here now no Portland you live in Portland all right so uh what the [ __ ] are you doing on say Joe you're you're a good guy so you're you're in town for how long till tomorrow you [ __ ] [ __ ] bro all right maybe you know maybe when you know find you a drunk girl from up top that uh no we'll see stay right there Joy we'll see all right he's a little you know little you know good time type of guy you know not a long time but a good time you know all right we got space for one more single dude that's got a job that lives in Nashville oh [ __ ] yeah that guy I like this dude right here what you oh yeah we got to do look at all this thirsty ass dick on the table bro that oh [ __ ] who's that yeah what's that guy what's your name what is it Roslin Roger Roger you got a job oh this guy just came homie just invited himself to the cookout bro he's like this someone say [ __ ] uh I like [ __ ] nice to meet you big dog yeah man [ __ ] man you're all right all right do you know do you know Joey oh we know each other now we're J okay okay you're scaring me dog all right security oh it's right here all we got space for one more Roger uh come on yeah come on stage Roger come on all right all right we got some good guys everyone shut the [ __ ] up I'm dealing with some drunks over here uh I'mma lock in real quick get to know these guys okay let's see what Roger looks like come on Roger you look mysterious as [ __ ] oh Roger come here doggy come here nice to meet you come here come here stand it right here right here right here right [Applause] here let's go let's go let's go I love toras I love Tas I love Tas let's go Roger you're [ __ ] romantic guy you are yes sir yes sir dude I [ __ ] love you already bro you're cute as [ __ ] bro Roger where you from I'm from balling Green Kentucky oh do you know these whites over here you guys know where he's from never heard you heard yeah man did you make the how far how far was the dry big dog like a AR oh that's not bad oh Kentucky is an oh okay I don't know why I mean okay very nice and what kind of Roger what kind of girl are you into uh Latinas andas [ __ ] yeah Roger Andy Roger do you have a job yes sir what do you do Roger uh I'm a supervisor at a factory very nice Roger all right so you uh you like latinas you have a job do you have a car yes sir I have a 2019 uh toota Camry [ __ ] yeah bro I know who my Uber driver is now five star rating on this guy right here what a [ __ ] fun guy huh you have a good personality bro something about you you got something you got something going on got like a got a lot of potential Roger don't [ __ ] it up I know he said yeah I want to know too but I don't want okay let's it's important we should know Roger how old are you I'm 21 yeah yeah yeah yeah oh we have one person already interested in Roger Roger you're very cute would you say you're an introvert type of guy yes yeah yeah yeah but like but you know but like you know but it takes a lot of gut to come on stage and be open up and be vulnerable so keep it going for Roger one time bro all right here we go no come here Roger stop being a [ __ ] now this is right now Roger you're doing an amazing job you're doing you're killing a big dog now let's let's ask you some questions Roger if you were take if you were to find a nice girl tonight here in Tennessee where would you take them on a romantic first date now I know you're not from the nationville area but paint a picture of like the environment you know um I'll take it to uh go get sushi and um uh go walk around the downtown then uh talk about each other then uh get some Starbucks some something then oh like the next day maybe like go dance yeah Dam this guy I like to dance ah you're cute as [ __ ] bro I [ __ ] like this guy Roger bro you might be one of my favorites here in Nashville I I know you're from Kentucky but man all right this is this is one of my favorit ladies you know I want to I want to see if we could help uh help Roger out and find him a good match all right let's see ladies this is your moment all right he's got a 2019 Camry all right he's a supervisor in a factory you know and uh he he he wants to take you out on a sushi date if it goes well maybe Starbucks if you don't know the night can go anywhere it can get crazy you know so let's see man is there any single girls here in Nashville interested in my homie Roger make some [ __ ] Noise We got some girls right there in the back what's your name sweetheart what's your name Naomi Naomi you want to come say hi to Roger keep it going for Naomi one time let's go let's go all right we got Naomi come to stage and this is we I I heard some other Woos we got any other girls interested in Roger now opportunity make some [ __ ] noise where over here what's your name's s Ashley Ashley you want to come say hi to Roger let's [ __ ] [Applause] go let's go Ashley okay here we go Roger it's time to lock in big dog get the 2019 Camry [ __ ] warmed up nice to meet you Ashley say hi to you want to say hi to Roger Ashley Naomi and this is asy nice nice to Ashley Ashley come come say hi to come say hi to so this is this is Ashley and this is Naomi right keep it going for both these beautiful ladies guys all right big dog I like this guy man I like your fit I like your Bas I like your hat I like your shirt this guy came dressed [ __ ] ready to [ __ ] yeah you got a chain to oh oh [ __ ] bro yeah man I like that bro here here this Let's do let's let's get it let's let's add a little s I'm this I like this right there yeah oh you got a tattoo bro damn you're spicy bro I like this guy okay Naomi and Ashley very nice to meet you ladies now before we get to know these ladies this is last call for Roger in this 2019 Camry now is there any other girls interested in my homie Roger going once going twice all right here we go let's lock in ashy let's get to know these girls where you where you from from and what do you do B and raised in Nashville I am a project manager for HCA it's a Healthcare Company in Nashville yeah project manager very nice keep it going yes all right as what caught your attention what what caught your attention with uh about Roger when you saw him the hat hat yeah he he planned that [ __ ] he was ready do all right and what about you no tell me where you your name and where you from uh my name is Naomi I'm from Memphis Tennessee and right now I just babysit okay fire well I'm getting my degree in cyber security so I in December and where do you go to school uh I go to SMU it's of Southern New Hampshire okay dope and uh what caught your attention when you saw Roger on stage uh honestly the glasses I like a good glasses he like he's he he giggled at that I nice bro nice nice nice so okay ladies you know y'all heard what Roger said for the first day y'all feeling the sushi Vibes first day and Sushi is it is it a deal breaker that he lives in um Kentucky I mean this is not a problem okay what about you Ashley as long as he drives I'm not going up there you got 2019 camera he's good do he's good he ready bro all right Roger we got two you know beautiful talented smart ladies you know uh you know one's already a project manager and then one is a what's your what's what's your job again in the future oh cyber security cyber security big dog she can lock it down do you have any questions for these beautiful ladies um how how what are they thank you yeah that's a good that's a good question hey pedophile pay attention look at Roger and see the question all you want to answer that question uh 23 today's my birthday wow very nice happy birthday very nice and what about you Ashley I'm 27 27 all right we got we got some variety bro you know as these are good questions Now ladies do you have any questions for Roger go ahead Ashley what are your goals in the next three to five years he's ready he knows the answer um I want to take care of up my my family uh build like some uh a real estate like buy some properties and uh buy some land and get my money up good answer big dog yo keep it going for my homie Roger that was a good answer now I think it's only fair that we ask them the same question do you Ashley what are what are some of your goals for the next five years I think also get more property I already own a house and so I and then probably get a promotion get closer to like 95k that's it all right okay Ashley okay little boss [ __ ] out here in Nasha I like that and then what about you Naomi uh definitely be secure in my career and then own some land in Texas all right very nice man I think these are you know we got some two good options for you big dog what are you thinking big dog are you vibing with anyone or do you want to ask them any more questions um what El some your red flags yes that's I like that question Roger he whoa he wants to know what are some of your red flags my red flag I can be selfish sometimes I guess because I've been single for so long I just think I just think about myself I haven't been able to thought about anybody else but me but you know that's something we can improve on no you you're red flags vaness what are my red flages oh you know what I actually have two jobs what two jobs tosy two jobs too busy I yeah that's it I don't want to keep going no that's a good one two jobs I know a homie with two jobs and he's also very selfish all right well you know these are these are the I think you know you got one super hard worker another one's very selfish but uh but I think these are things you know I think for you know for you guys for the match maybe you could work together on some of these things you know work on it and uh what about you Roger what are some of your red flags big dog um I'm I'm close with my sister wait what you said you said you're too close to your sister like my my sister's like my best friend okay like hold on uh what like H how old is your sister uh she's 20 she's 20 you're 21 okay so you guys like are almost like best friends best friends okay is your sister here uh no she's not here oh okay okay that's that's not that's pretty wholesome as long as it's not too like unhealthy you know and there's some separation it' be weird if she was like right next to him like all right that's very cool I think I think I think first off these two ladies are great I think Roger's great I think no matter what match I think they're [ __ ] fantastic uh you guys are some of my favorites so Roger based off all this information do you know who your VI with right now big dog uh I kind of want to ask more questions this guy's thorough bro I I just want to make sure I uh uh end up with the right one [ __ ] bro you're so [ __ ] romantic bro Dam you're making me blush and [ __ ] Bro go ahead big dog you're killing it are you toxic I don't mind toxic in my life to be honest he said are you toxic oh on toxic go ahead NE you go first I mean I can be oh yeah Ashley I was going to say the same thing bro they're Latino it's in their it's in their DNA big dog uh ja cook oo fck you yeah man that 2009 kry comes with a price all right let's see what Naomi says every shut the [ __ ] up yes I do cook what you cook uh actually I made some soapes on Friday how do you feel about soapas I love them all right what about you Ashley I don't but I know where to go to eat don't worry okay all right all right so we know who cooks who doesn't but she actually said she you know she got two jobs she could buy that [ __ ] all right what you thinking big dog any other question questions you're doing good so far these are good questions um you have any kids or that's a good that's actually a good question Naomi you want to go first I don't have any kids and Ashley not no Roger I don't I don't have any kids yeah bro you you still look like a [ __ ] kid dog all right this is very nice man you're doing a good job what you thinking so far big dog uh can y'all dance oh [ __ ] like dance whatas can you Bata kumia Nas yeah Roger is really uh investigating this what about you Ashley it's okay what you think Ashley yeah I know Bata and salsa like I know the basics I mean yeah I mean I feel like as every like Latina girl we have to know how to dance it's true Roger this is this isn't like Latina's Got Talent right now but I think I honestly think these both are these options are great girls I think you you know I think we got to narrowed down cuz we got four other guys hor Fu behind us bro these dudes are [ __ ] like dog Roger hurry the [ __ ] up dog no I no I know he's going to wrap it up don't worry yeah opic okay all right here we go first off before he picks yo keep it going for both these [ __ ] beautiful girls all right Roger based off all the information who you vibing with the most tonight Naomi or Ashley Naomi all right Ashley very nice to meet you all right very good you want guys want hey you want to stand right here big dog you know here want to stand next to your your your date here you go keep it going what you guys think huh so oh not the first time all right all right I'm not mad at that but that [ __ ] took 20 minutes you got you got asking all the questions I know okay it's fair that's fair man all right everything out later all right all right well keep it going for Roger and Naomi one time all right now please get the [ __ ] off the stage goddamn bro man my bad Johnny that [ __ ] took forever bro all right big dog nice to meet you you was your name was Alex you said yeah you're a chef all right and where do you chef at Four Seasons Nashville oo sep right over here big dog and what you what kind of girls you typically date honest uh loyal and consistent patient okay now if you were to take a girl on the first day where would you take her Alex I know you're you're a chef so obviously like wherever you take her you has to you know has to be a little bit different from the other guys you know you know food spots a lot more you know better than most guys I like a redheaded stranger and I want to try kissers honestly it's a good seafood spot yeah all right very cool man now uh you know I just met you I don't know your personality too much you know when you were when when you're in the car what's on your playlist right now what kind of music do you listen to oh man Kendrick Lamar was going on we had um besso bluma um honestly a variety of Music we even like the West Coast like Biggie or no biggie is New York but like Tupac sorry I'm nervous no Alex is very cute but I noticed you said we listen to and I was like I what kind of third person [ __ ] is n but you're doing good big dog you're you're you're a cute dude you know would you say you're an introvert your personality sometimes yeah yeah yeah okay very nice and uh what kind of personality wise what kind of girls do you like do you like social girls introverts social I like someone who's outgoing I have goals for sure so oh yeah what's your goals in the next 5 years I want to be a can Chef so cook with cannabis you want to be a cannabis Chef that's your goal you can do that [ __ ] today dog you just put that [ __ ] inside and then you good cannabis sh okay all right content wise though I want oh you want to have like your own YouTube channel and restaurants and cannabis I want to cook for Snoop one day fire all right you want to cook for Snoop on there all right that's very cool man I like Alex he's a chef at the Four Seasons he's uh he's he's just looking for you said Latina I have no preference but sure okay you're open-minded it could be you're not picky okay that's personality personality is more important to me honestly oh wow I like this guy he's very wholesome to him all right Nashville we got to you know wrap this [ __ ] up is there any girls interested in my homie Alex oh [ __ ] you ready to go to the Four Seasons tonight what's your name sweetheart Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea all right you want to come say hi to Alex yo keep it going for Chelsea one time bro all right is there any other single girls interested in Alex oh what's your name my name is Samana slav slav she's like slab okay all right slab okay you want to come say hi to Alex come on down slav come on let's do it keep it going for slav Honor one time all right here we go we got two girls coming up on stage is there any other single girls interested in Alex this is your moment Four Season Chef open-minded he don't give a [ __ ] about looks he's all about personality nice man very nice to meet you very nice to meet you keep it going for for these two beautiful girls one time BR all right man these are nice girl let's get to know them where you from and what do you do I live in Pinson Tennessee and I'm I'm a barber and cosmetologist oh that's very cool man and what about you my name is satana and I'm an aesthetician and a business owner as well wow very nice ladies now did you did you hear his first dat what he wanted to do take you out to these uh what was it called kissers or like uh Headed Stranger yeah they never heard of it but it's nice right fine dining yeah fine dining he's a for you know he's a he's a chef at Four Seasons you better he's going he ain't going to take you to no Burger Spot yeah you like the Four Seasons is it is it the Italian restaurant the me no no oh what is it it's the pool the rooftop Rivier oh [ __ ] all right now what caught your attention about Alex the tattoos and the eyes Alex turn around turn around B up you don't want to turn around show the ass a little bit bro bro n no it's not gay it's [ __ ] women tring [ __ ] not me what about you what what caught your attention about um I like the cross chain and the clean cut yeah bro here you got a fresh cut bro good job all right here we go now do you have do you have any questions for Alex how old are you I'm 20 okay is that a ref is that an issue for you I'm 27 and I'm ready for have kids oh all right and what about you uh next month I'll be 25 and I'm dating with more intention not ready to have kids yet but definitely more like looking for a partnership definitely with like loyalty and honesty and consistency too yeah well he wants to be a cannabis cook and so like I don't know I don't know we'll see Alex chill so you got you got you got two ladies one one is uh you know she's looking for something very serious no no [ __ ] no no [ __ ] games all right and then she's also she's got kids so she's looking for something serious too she doesn't want to [ __ ] around too no she got she oh oh [ __ ] my bad oh my bad bro I'm high too okay so you got you want kids but how old are you I'm 27 27 and 25 25 25 next so 24 going on 25 turn 21 next month I turn 21 yeah the third oh yeah that's cool okay Alex all right man uh do you got any questions for these ladies what are your uh future goals and so I want to have my own Suite actually to do my barbering my razoring and cosmetology and wax from head to toe actually nice and what about you I'm working to grow my God L business and God willing it'll be seven figures in the next 5 to 10 years nice all right man both these girls they they ambitious bro you're you know you got your [ __ ] together too I think uh you you vibing with anyone right now honestly no they're not they're not they're not the match it's the agan they're older I need like more time to grow and you know I just you know just being honest honesty okay Alex that's very mature if you want to smoke one after this and maybe link up just a one nice stand I would be great with that too okay all right Savana do you want to top that I respect his honesty and I feel like that difference in dating it's very mature to recognize I agree man keep it going for all these ladies and Alex thank you so much very nice to meet you very nice to meet you guys good luck out there all right man there we go we down to our last three horny ass dudes you you are only in town for one night so let's get you out the way real quick bro all right lady look this dude right here um I've known him for 10 minutes and uh he's in town he's he's from Portland he's uh he flies tomorrow you know so we don't got to get to know him like that there's only one thing we need to know um how big is your dick dog you got you working with some you pointing at your homie who's oh they're white so they they've definitely shown each other their dicks you know and they in their Community they like to show off in their to their friends white homie there's a does your boy Joey have a big dick or no white gorilla it's a great white gorilla what the [ __ ] that's what they call you the great white gor that's what they call you the great white gorilla that's what you call Joey for real [Laughter] you're not gay okay going to privac you by say I'm not gay but from time to time we do call him the great white gorilla around town all right is there anything you want to put out there like Good Vibes or good message to the ladies if you know if they want to hang out uh one more night have a good time I got a beautiful top bunk at Airbnb [Laughter] all right Joey I hey man I ain't mad at you big dog all right man he seems like a you know a personality you know a fun guy all right is there any single ladies here in Nashville that wants to get to talk and hang out with Joey later tonight no no pressure no nothing this is your moment last call for one night dick all right all right any ladies going once going twice you're going back to your Airbnb all right Joey nice to meet you big dog thank you again shorts oh no no you're a nice guy but you're weird all right here we go all right man I never got a chance to properly introdu do you know Joey too no no I know Joey I feel like you've sobered up since the 30 minutes I mess so it was actually very strategic that I uh I waited 30 minutes to talk to this guy tell me your name and where you from Big Dog my name is Jake Jake we're like Jake crew no no yeah yeah don't say that again and uh no no you're doing Jake you're doing good you're doing good J Jak uh do you have a job uh yeah yeah what's your job I'm vender I can tell Jay you seem like a nice guy you look like a fun dude you know what kind of girls you typically like like to date so I'm really not like I'm down for whatever open-minded how old are you Jake open I'm 27 okay I turned 28 next weekend though okay you look good Jake you look good with all the alcohol that you drink I think you look great this guy has gray skin for you know for what how much substances he does to himself all right this is good I get that my family is very like judgmental so if you don't work out then they hate you yeah yeah yeah so you got to work out kind of I'm doing my best but I love pizza okay okay okay interesting interesting so he's open-minded he's a bartender what's the name of the bar bar you work at eastern peak eastern peak is is that here in Nashville yeah it's in bellw fire bro all right so this I o work at the AC Marriott so if you guys want to go down there let me know you're doing so good up until that part oh you guys know the Marriott yeah you're staying there oh wow okay oh you are this guy got raised bro you are he's like bro you like this guy he's fun this guy this [ __ ] guy is [ __ ] wild bro all right man this guy's [ __ ] cool man all right man so this guy he's a bartender he don't got no like uh he don't judge uh he don't got no restrictions he's open-minded he don't give a [ __ ] bro he said if you want to hang out at the Marriott after he's down uh and where would you take a girl on a on a DAT big dog so in the G I would go Sund Sunda little Sushi you guys like sushi maybe maybe not if not if not then it's going to be canes you you guys get it you know you guys get it get a prime rib Count Me In something that soak up the alcohol in the it was Jeff yeah bro I think you might have a problem bro I like this guy it was Jeff right Big Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake all right no no no no I like Jake I like Jake you know uh if there's any alcoholics that looking for enabler this is Jake he's he's he's down bro natural this is your opportunity is any girls interested in my homie Jake make some [ __ ] noise hold on I think I heard something over there no any girls interested going once over there in the back what about the drunk girl from the the one that kept yelling [ __ ] out yeah Jake might be a good match no okay over she's over God damn bro yo keep it going for the Jake man keep it going for Jake very nice to meet you big dog much love baby all right Johnny you know last but not least big dog you've been very patient you know you're one of my favorites because you got two jobs you're hardworking you know you very committed dude you're ready to settle down you're family oriented cuz your family's here watching and I think this guy might be a really good match for one of you girls out here so this is opportunity and he said for a romantic first dat remind him where you'd want to take them uh ericon Vineyards Eric oh the The Vineyard so if you [ __ ] a wine and you [ __ ] with a hardworking Latino guy and uh you know if you got any family members that's uh you know in the system he can maybe get them out you know is there any single girls interested in my homie Johnny make some [ __ ] noise right now we got one over the back what's your name sweetheart but I'm not from here it's okay where you from where you from Brenda California okay you in town for how long I'm leaving tomorrow morning you want to you want to come say hi to Johnny real quick and see if you you know y'all keep it going for Brenda one time let's see what Brenda looks like she's in town she passed on Joey the one nighter and she said let's see what's up with Johnny let's see keep it going for Brenda one time guys all right very nice to meet you want to say Hi Johnny Brandon very nice what caught your attention with Johnny what you like about him he's Baron and he's chubby I like him chubby all right yeah yeah yeah you got he's blushing and [ __ ] now he said he said uh you know you guys you guys my vibe you know you said you fly out tomorrow yeah I fly out tomorrow morning okay all right we know okay that's [ __ ] cool now Johnny the balls in your big dog do you want to get to know Brenda a little bit what's Sav uh what part of California are you from LA County not la la County all right you got you got you got you got some family or Valley you ever visit C like Central Valley um family every now and then but I go to La for uh college football okay fire fire do you think uh after the show y'all want to hang out get some drinks I know a bartender I can maybe make you some drinks you know what I mean you know what you think yes I would like to get to know her more okay all right there he goes Johnny want to stand over here big dog Brenda you want to stand right there all right man what y'all [Applause] think so let's go nice to meet you Johnny Brenda very nice to meet you all right man holy [ __ ] man we that was a long ass show bro what a [ __ ] night Nashville you guys are wholesome drunk you were young you know dude I [ __ ] uh you know I I thought you were going to come on stage no come on come on bro you want to come on stage I've been roasting you making fun of you come on bro yeah man you're my favorite wow wow damn look you you look good you look dog you're strong too I'm sorry I in fun of you so much yeah bro you're cute as [ __ ] too man you ever thought about like maybe like uh putting some product in your hair you know changing it up a little bit no I like it how it is okay you should change it I uh no no no and so you're young though you're 21 right yeah and so uh we're going to we're going to you know try to see you know the show is pretty much over but you know I feel like uh Hima I um I try you know I him I I I I feel like I roasted you so much I you deserve a shot at meeting the right girl and what do you have you have a job yeah or certain yeah okay and how long youve been single uh a couple years all right now and you are you open-minded with like girls yeah yeah I know preference is definitely like latinas but I'm openminded all right man we're going to see Nashville this is your opportunity this guy he's 21 I made fun of him he has a good personality all right this guy he he's in construction he's strong he's masculine he can lift look he'll build you a deck is any girl here interested in my homie Hima now's your chance Last Call for dick make Some Noise We got one over there what's your name what's your name hurry the [ __ ] up you said n you're 30 you can you you can handle 30 right uh I could try but I'm scared he's looking for a shaer on he needs a new mom come on you don't want to say hi to him or no huh you want him to be excited he's excit his Dick's excited you don't want to just come see The Vibes if come say hi come on come say hi to Hima huh married oh she's married yeah he's oh she's coming boyriend she was just excited oh okay okay wait are you coming no all right no no other single girls are interested in my homie oh [ __ ] okay let's go come say hi D she been she's been staring at you the whole time bro n bro you you're a funny ass dude bro you you know I like your sense of humor and we found you you know aren you a beautiful girl what's your name sweetheart yeah what's your name uh my name is Talia yo keep it going for Talia one time bro all right let me get the [ __ ] out the way all right man look y'all are how old are you sweetheart I'm 22 oh yeah your guys you guys are perfect bro you guys look good bro look at you you guys kind of matching [ __ ] you got the you got the boots and [ __ ] y'all ready bro where would you take her on the first date uh don't [ __ ] this up Chef he's got good suggestions oh the chef where's the chef Alex Alex can he take you can can uh can he can he take you to your restaurant on the rooftop and and you hook him up I got you he said he wants he wants no he wants to take you to the rooftop the Four Seasons first date you know very fancy you know he uh he's family oriented his sister's here you know what do you think are you vibing with him right now do you like his outfit I think he's cute yeah I think you guys should go and uh do you you want to ask him any questions though he's he's kind of mysterious with the mustache um she's shy bro you got any questions for her um where are you from first of all I'm from Oxford Alabama o what about you I'm National Fire do you live here now no I'm just here I literally just came to see you oh okay how far is the drive uh like three hours maybe damn do you got you got a car you down to drive 3 hours done it before oh yeah br yeah he's he's he said he's he's he's he's he'll drive three hours for you what you think you feeling my homie Hima yeah yeah are you you're like a shy kind of girl huh I am I'm no it's okay you're doing good he's very he's ready bro he said he'll carry you off the stage you're strong huh yeah can you lift her up is it okay can you take can you can yeah bro well he's ready man what do you guys think should they go on the first dat of the Four Seasons all right big dog stand right here have a SE right here what do you guys [Applause] think go ahead big dog you got this hey congratulations very nice to meet you help her walk her off the stage big dog be a gentleman from pedophile to gentleman this what a way to end the show bro thank you guys for coming out no no walk her all the way down bro 21 year olds they don't [ __ ] know anything anyway man listen did y'all have a good time Nashville man I was on [ __ ] stage for 90 minutes for you guys man I love you guys yo first off thank you to everyone who made the drive she drove three hours she said we had people come from Kentucky we had people drive from all over the city I love Nashville Tennessee man I had so much fun here thank you guys so much for uh for buying tickets and coming to see me on a [ __ ] Sunday I really appreciate you [Music] guys what you think of the show man it was the funniest show I've been to yet I've been here several times but just the interaction with the crowd and just his five funniest person I've seen uh was a blast I had fun it was an amazing show had a lot of fun a lot of cracking jokes in there it was really good what would you say to people who haven't seen Martin yeah got to come out and see him I mean you you won't regret it you'll have a great time and just the overall Vibe of the show amazing are you are you getting numbers out here right yeah for sure I got did you like him it was a hat that's what caught our attention there you go Nashville's got it's got like toxic and wholesome energy and uh I was very surprised that how many people from out of town pulled up we had people from Kentucky pull up we had people from Carlton Georgia we had people from Antioch um and dude it was just like so many cool characters dude we had like one homie that looked like I made frun of his mustache said he's a pedophile you know nice guy and uh and then we also had this the wholesome Nathan he's the white homie 24y old um he's like a soccer coach um we found him a nice match and then we my favorite match I think hands down was uh Roger shout out to he he had the the Hat I love Tas bonus points for the Hat bro because I feel like he had the he had to he had some swag he a little bit of he had Aura you knowa he had Aura AA man n bro Nashville y'all were dog y'all were lit man I couldn't ask for a better show much love I'm really grateful for the YouTube uh channel it's been popping recently if you like this video like comment let me know what uh what was your favorite moment and um definitely definitely go check out uh my website for upcoming shows we are taking love to the next level we're going to Theaters San Antonio September 14th Chicago September 21 and Irvine California is is in a few weeks September 6 and 7 so if you live in Cali pull up to Irvine or Oxnard all right go to Martin amini.com for tickets let's spread love and let's spread some J ja I love you guys