Dr Umar Johnson - Shannon Sharpe Bunny Hoppin Instagram & VIP Relationship Treatment

Published: Sep 13, 2024 Duration: 00:18:19 Category: Entertainment

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we not going to talk about Uncle Shannon sharp I heard he got caught on the live banging out a snow bunny we not going to talk about Uncle Shannon sharp being snow bunned on Instagram live we not g to laugh at our brother we are not going to laugh at our brother I just hope to Shannon sharp that the snow bunny didn't tap his Instagram live when he wasn't looking I just hope for my Uncle Shannon sharp that the snow bunny didn't tap the Instagram live while he was popping that Viagra pill I just hope for my Uncle Shannon sure that the snow bunny didn't set him up because if he didn't that button I don't know how in the hell that button got hit and he says he's never been on Instagram live Uncle Shannon sharp the greatest tight end in NFL history he said he never been on Instagram live so if un never been on Instagram live how in the hell did Instagram live go on it was either the white power structure or he was snow bunned it was either the white power structure or he was snow bunned it was either the white power structure or Uncle Shannon sharp with snow bunny but I'm going say this to Uncle Shannon and the rest of you ninjas out here stop popping them viagras all you have to do is go to the health food store listen to me black man I'm about to throw you a alleo listen to me black man I'm about to throw you a alley listen to me black man I'm about to throw you alleyoop you don't need Viagra all you need is red Maca in Black MAA maaca get on Amazon right now and order you some MAA powder or some MAA tablets 100% natural 100% natural black woman are you listening to me my beautiful African queens if your man can't perform I want you to treat him to a bottle of red Maca tablets or black Maca tablets it's MAA Macar root they need that Macar root that's all you need brother make you a smoothie with some Macar root one hour before it's time to rock the sugar box all you need is some Macar root powder go to the health food store go to the Whole Food store hop on your Amazon Prime and order you a bag of macaroo powder or some macaroo tablets it works better than Viagra and it does not hurt your health completely healthy completely organic black women if your man can't do what he needs to do for you please go to the health food store and get that brother a bottle of red Maca or Black Mac root tablets that's all you need that's all you need that's all you need you don't need that Viagra that Viagra going to kill you black men over 40 over 50 over 60 you don't need Viagra get the Macaro and you will be shalicious and you will be Shango Licious for your queen and you will be Shango Licious for your queen if you cannot Rock her sugar box there will be issues if you cannot Rock her sugar box there will be issues if you cannot Rock her sugar box there will be issues you want some peach cobbler but the peach cobbler is never warm maybe you can rock the sugar box you want the ciner buns but they never warm maybe you can't rock the sugar box you want the honeycomb hideout but the honey is never warmed up it might be because you can't rock the sugar box and let me say this to my brothers let me say this to my brothers if she got a Loosey Goosey that's not on you that's on her if she got a Loosey Goosey that's on her that's not on you if she coming to you with a Loosey Goosey that is not your fault because no man should be responsible for rocking a loose box you understand if the screws have fallen out the box if the bolts have fallen out the box if the walls have been torn down that's not on you black man I'm talking about a healthy sugar box I'm talking about a healthy cookie jar I'm talking about some healthy ciner buns I'm talking about some nice and fresh peach cbla I'm not talking about no crusty cbla some old stale ciner buns a sugar box that got all the sugar rocked out it's not on a black man that please a woman who has an unhealthy sugar box I just want to say that for the record I just want to say that for the record but brother you got the rock the sugar box and let me say this to my brothers I need y'all to stop the Viagra stop the Viagra it's killing us if you are not in shape your heart cannot take the Viagra stop the Viagra Brothers stop the Viagra so Brothers they need to be valued they need to be invested protection doesn't just mean defend them from racist whites protection doesn't just mean defend them from home invasion protection doesn't just mean to defend them from disrespect from black beta males in neanderthals protection means protecting her self-respect protecting her dignity protecting her spirituality protecting her Integrity that means not flirting with other women in front of your women you got to protect her self-esteem and her self-respect the biggest protection black women want from us is a protection of their self-respect the biggest protection black women want is protect me from being insulted protect my Integrity as your Queen protect my Integrity as your fiance protect my Integrity as the mother of your children when we hear the word protection we think self-defense and with the migrant crisis we will need self-defense make no mistake about it we must defend our women physically militaristically violently if necessary but don't forget the soft protections that's the hard protection but don't forget the soft protection like protecting her wom her femininity protecting her femininity protecting her decency protecting her character protecting her honor don't make her check your baby mom cuz you letting your baby mom do too much she should never have to step out of character and protect your baby mom that's your job she should never have to step out a character and protect her honor from your mother who got a tendency to say disrespectful things out of her mouth she should never have to step out of character you're not protecting her honor you are not protecting her flirting with other women in front of her that's not protecting her honor black man protect your queen protect your queen now I'm going to flip this around I'mma flip this I talked about what men need to do for women the VIP treatment black women want need and deserve the VIP treatment she want to be valued she want to be invested in if you don't VIP her you will lose her thinking that it's okay because you pay the bills and that's enough you will lose her I'm telling you that right now I'm telling you that right now something else my brothers you got to shano stick your queen in the daytime sometimes not just at night you got to Shango stick your queen in the daytime not just that night I want you to hear me our testosterone levels are highest in the early morning that's why you have a tendency to wake up with a for erection a for ER ra erection because our testosterone is highest in the morning now you might not feel like playing around in the morning cuz you got to get ready for work but that's your testosterone is the highest with the Rising Sun our testosterone Rises with the Rising Sun I said our testosterone Rises with the Rising Sun your testosterone is at its highest peak in the morning I'm just telling you when Rah Rises your eraction rock will rise you're best able to get a rock when R Rises in the morning your testosterone is low in the early evening hours we normally like to shano stick our sugar boxes we normally like the Shango stick our sugar boxes after dinner right so you got a full stomach of food in you the sun is down so your testosterone levels are down the sun is down so your testosterone levels are down and you got a full stomach of food you are not going to be able to rock the sugar box my brother now your testosterone will rise overnight because it's getting ready for the Rising Sun so if you wake up at 2: 3 in the morning sometimes Brothers if you notice if you fall asleep and Wake Up 2: 3 in the morning your testosterone might be right you might be ready for a sugar box section because your testosterone dip in the early evening and it begins to rise overnight in preparation for the Rising Sun I strongly suggest you rock the sugar box before dinner if you can rock the sugar box before dinner now that's not easy in the winter that's not easy in the fall because the sun sets earlier but in the summer months when the summer months you want to tag them ciner buns before the sun goes down I'm just giving some my brothers because we fail to understand the relationship between masculinity and the Rising Sun we fail to understand the relationship between masculinity and the Rising Sun testosterone in the Rising Sun you are at your strongest virility at Sunrise you are at your strongest virility at Sunrise and you are at your lowest just after Sunset I'm just giving you the facts grab you a bottle of macaroo tablets or get you a bag of macaroo powder and put a little bit of that in your smoothie I'm just giving you some tips my brothers I'm still healthy enough where I ain't got them problems God willing the prince of pan africanism will never have those problems but I'm just looking out for my brothers be because I can please every African queen I can't I got to build schools I got to lead the panafrican Freedom Movement I got to attend to the mental health issues of African people I ain't free to rock every sugar box that it take too much of my Divine AE I would be too tired to give my speeches I would be too tired to go live I cannot Rock every sugar box so Brothers EX exercise get your Macar root smoothies and make sure you making love in rhythm with the sun when the Sun is up you should go up and when the sun is down you're likely to stay down I said when the Sun is up you should go up and when the sun is down you're likely to stay down rock that Sugar box right after work don't wait till after dinner my brother now let me switch this around for a minute I talked about black women needing to be VIP I talk about black women needing to be vipd I talked about black women needing to be VIP valued invested in protected and properly fished well let's talk about the sisters and what y'all need to do for us oh yes my unapologetically African alpha males are you ready my unapologetically African anti snow bunny alpha males are you ready my Unapologetic Al African anti snow bunny alpha males are you ready sisters black men want to feel valued invested in and protected uh-huh we want to feel valued if we paying all the bills massage my crusty ass feet once in the Blue Moon you ain't got to massage them all the time but once in a while when I come home from working hard paying all the bills you should have a hot bucket of water for these crusty feet you should rub them feet down and put some nice music on and just talk to me about my day dealing with the Neanderthal Nation do y'all sisters know what a black man goes through putting up with these heathens every day do you know what it's like for a black man to have to bury his pride to make sure we can pay the mortgage do you know what it's like for a black man to have to bury his pride in order to pay your car note do you know what it's like for a black man to have to bury his pride to pay tuition for the daycare preschool or private school everyone it only take a foot soak he come home from work tell him to wash his ass first cuz he don't need to be smelling like butt cheek and fried chicken tell him to wash his ass first he don't need to come to you smelling like butt cheek and fried chicken but after he washes his ass after work tell him to go lay on the bed sisters and get some of that homemade shea butter get some of those essential oils that y'all like put the essential oils on his Temple and his third out of the back of his neck you know what to do sister and rub him on down rub him on down rub him on down okay y'all know what to do ladies y'all know what to do a nice back massage most of what we need don't cost money see the things y'all need cost money black men the things we want from my women don't cost no damn money you hear me black woman it don't cost no money to please a black man see that's why we got to talk about this the things we want from y'all don't cost no money when the last time you look your man in the eye and said my king I just want to say thank you I know it's a man's job to hold the family down but I just want to say thank you he going to act like it didn't matter because you know we got to keep our ganger he going to act like it didn't matter cuz you know we got to keep our gangster he going to act like it didn't matter because he got to keep his gangsta oh but believe me when you walk out that room he might shed a tear when you walk out that room he might shed a tear because he never heard his mama tell his father that he might have never heard his mama tell his father that he might shed a tear you might have just pushed the button to transform that man into the man you need him to be just a little gratitude sister value your man we need the emotionals and the psychologicalscience loses its elasticity as you get older now don't get me wrong you got sisters in their 40s and 50s and they rubber they rubber bands still pop they rubber bands still pop but the older you get and the more miles on your engine my sister the older you get and the more miles on your engine my sister your rubber band won't stretch back and I can tell you if there one thing a black man loves is a tight rubber band there nothing in this world woo there's nothing in this world that gets a man's attention like a rubber band with a Kung Fu Grip but we going to move on from that because it's Consciousness over the cookies I just want my sisters to understand I just want my sisters to understand that the things black men need from you to veil v to feel valued won't cost you anything at all cuz the best way you can make us feel valued is in the home now you can treat us to a nice vacation week can get away see we don't need seven days in Jamaica we don't need that y'all need that and we do it for y'all but we don't need seven days in Jamaica we don't need two weeks in Turks and cus we don't need that y'all need that and so we give y'all that but we don't need that you can drive us two hours away out into the Wilderness and make a homecooked meal make a home cook meal out in the cabin and let's go sit by the water let's go for a hike those are the things we need activities in action that's how you show value to a black man clip his nails cut the Boogie the hairs out of his nose treat them to a teeth cleaning

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