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>>> IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN'T EAT. I CAN'T SLEEP. >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> IT HAUNTS ME. >> OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >> I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT'S LOGO. >> AVATAR, LIKE, THAT MOVIE FROM NINE YEARS AGO? >> YEAH, HE JUST HIGHLIGHTED AVATAR, HE CLICKED THE DROP DOWN MENU, AND THEN HE RANDOMLY SELECTED PAPYRUS. LIKE A THOUGHTLESS CHILD WANDERING BY A GARDEN YANKING LEAVES ALONG THE WAY. >> AND SO NOW YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE SEQUELS THAT ARE COMING OUT? >> THEY ARE MAKING MORE? >> YEAH, WELL, I THINK I HEARD THAT. >> THEY CHANGED THE ARTWORK. THEY FIXED IT. >> IT LOOKS SIMILAR. >> HE JUST GOT AWAY WITH IT. THIS MAN, THIS PROFESSIONAL GRAPHIC DESIGNER. WAS IT LAZINESS? WAS IT CRUELTY? >> YOU SHOWED ME THIS BEFORE. I DON'T THINK THIS IS LITERALLY PAPYRUS. MAYBE THAT WAS THE STARTING POINT BUT THEY CLEARLY MODIFIED THIS. >> BUT WHATEVER THEY DID, IT WASN'T ENOUGH! AND NOW HERE I AM DOING WHAT I VOWED TO NEVER DO AGAIN, SITTING OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE, HOPING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIM TO SEE HIM DOING HIS LITTLE THINGS, LIVE HIS INSANE LITTLE LIFE. I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY TIME I SEE PAPYRUS. >> OKAY. WHERE ELSE DO YOU EVEN SEE THIS FONT? >> HOOKAH BARS. TEQUILA MERCH OFF BRAND TEES. SHAKIRAM MERCH. >> MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED? >> DO YOU REMEMBER THE AVATAR LOGO. >> YEAH. IT WAS TRIBAL YET FUTURISTIC. >> PAPYRUS. >> SURE. >> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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