The Bachelor - SNL

>>> TONIGHT ON ABC, IT'S A SPECIAL BONUS SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR," AND THIS TIME HE'S 5'11" -- AND A HALF. >> HEY THERE. I'M BEN K. WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I THREW A SHOPPING CART AT A GAY KID'S HEAD, BUT NOW I'M HERE, READY TO FIND LOVE. AND THERE ARE SO MANY INCREDIBLE GIRLS TO CHOOSE FROM. >> HI, I'M HANNAH C. I'M TWENTY AND I HAVE THE OLDEST FACE FOR A YOUNG PERSON YOU'LL EVER SEE. >> HEY, I'M HANNAH ALEXIS C. I'M 21, AND NEXT YEAR I'LL BE 22. >> HI, I'M ADELE ADKINS. I'M 32. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM BEING THE SINGER, ADELE. I'M HERE BECAUSE I'VE HAD A LOT OF HEARTBREAK IN MY LIFE, FIRST AT 19, AND THEN SORT OF FAMOUSLY AT 21, AND THEN EVEN MORE FAMOUSLY AT 25, BUT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT BEN K. IT'S ONLY NIGHT ONE. I CAN ALREADY TELL HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEXT LOVE OF MY LIFE. >> HEY, GIRLS. I JUST WANT TO SAY, THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GREAT NIGHT. I REALLY ENJOYED LAUGHING WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, EVEN THOUGH NONE OF US EVER SAID A JOKE ONCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES! >> AND THIS WAS A HARD DECISION, BUT I DECIDED TO GIVE THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE TO HANNAH C. >> WAIT, WHAT? YOU'RE GIVING TO IT HANNAH C.? ♪♪♪ ♪ I HEARD THAT YOU'RE SETTLED DOWN THAT YOU ♪ >> ADELE? ♪ FOUND A GIRL AND YOU'RE MARRIED NOW ♪ >> ADELE? ♪ I HEARD THAT YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE ♪ >> ADELE! ADELE! HEY, SORRY. I AM NOT MARRIED TO HANNAH C. IT WAS JUST THE ONE ROSE. YOU'RE STILL IN THIS. >> I AM? >> YES, GIRL. THERE'S LIKE 40 EPISODES LEFT. SO I'D PACE YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY. WE'VE BEEN HERE 10 MINUTES AND YOU'VE ALREADY SUNG THAT A FEW TIMES. >> OH, RIGHT. SORRY ABOUT THAT. SORRY. >> YEAH, I'D SAY OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE SO FAR, I PROBABLY HAVE THE MOST IN COMMON WITH HANNAH C. AND THE LEAST IN COMMON WITH POP SUPERSTAR ADELE, BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THE ONE THAT'S MOVING THE FASTEST, MAINLY BECAUSE ADELE IS MAKING IT DO THAT. ADELE, YOU LOOK SO NICE TONIGHT. >> THANK YOU. YOU LOOK PRETTY AMAZING TOO. IN FACT, I GUESS I'D SORT OF SAY -- ♪♪♪ >> OH, WE'RE SINGING AGAIN, OKAY. ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE ♪ >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ♪ YOU SOUND LIKE A SONG ♪ >> OKAY, THANK YOU. ♪ MY GOD THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE WERE YOUNG ♪ >> WE MET TODAY. ♪ LET ME PHOTOGRAPH YOU IN THIS LIGHT ♪ >> ADELE! ADELE! ADELE. CAN WE JUST TALK? THIS IS REALLY MORE OF A TALKING SHOW. >> I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THAT. >> YOU KNOW, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BEING ON "THE BACHELOR," BUT IT HAS BEEN HARD TO GET ALONE TIME WITH BEN WITH SO MANY OTHER GIRLS IN THE HOUSE, INCLUDING ADELE, ESPECIALLY ADELE. THE PROBLEM IS ADELE. >> IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOME ALONE TIME WITH YOU. >> I KNOW. SO, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. ♪♪♪ >> OH, MY GOD. ♪ HELLO IT'S ME ♪ ♪ I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ♪ ♪ YOU'D LIKE TO MEET ♪ >> OKAY, ADELE, NO, OKAY? IT HAS NOT BEEN YEARS SINCE YOU'VE SEEN BEN. YOU'VE BEEN SINGING TO HIM ALL NIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, OH MY GOD. OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'VE BEEN A RIGHT PRICK YET AGAIN. I WILL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. >>THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. >> YES, SO MUCH BETTER. >> THOUGH I DO FEEL KIND OF WEIRD THAT I YELLED AT THE ACTUAL ADELE TO GO AWAY. >> I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> WHY? >> BECAUSE SHE'S BACK. I CAN SEE HER BEHIND THE BUSHES. ♪ HELLO FROM INSIDE THIS BUSH ♪ >> OKAY, I'M GOING BACK TO THE MANSION. >> SO, I THINK NIGHT ONE'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE SMASH, BUT I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT I MIGHT BE COMING ON A BIT STRONG. I THINK BEN K. SORT OF LIKES THAT MORE LAID-BACK AMERICAN VIBE, SO FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT I DECIDED THAT I'M GOING TO PLAY IT REALLY, REALLY CHILL AND COOL. YEAH. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE, IT'S TOTALLY FINE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU THAT MUCH. IF IT WORKS OUT, IT WORKS OUT. >> HI, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC? ♪ THERE'S A FIRE STARTING IN MY HEART REACHING THAT FEVER PITCH ♪ ♪ AND IT'S BRINGING ME OUT THE DARK ♪ ♪ FINALLY I CAN SEE YOU CRYSTAL CLEAR ♪ ♪ GO AHEAD AND SELL ME OUT AND I'LL LAY YOUR SHIP BARE ♪ >> OKAY, I'M A HUGE FAN, BUT I DON'T FEEL SAFE WITH HER HERE. >> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW THERE'S STILL 20 MINUTES LEFT IN THE SHOW, BUT I THINK WE GOT TO CALL IT WITH YOU, ADELE. IT'S BEEN A VERY INTENSE NIGHT, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE MANSION. >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THIS A MANSION, BUT I UNDERSTAND. GOOD LUCK, LADIES. AND THANK YOU, BEN. I WILL NOW LEAVE AND I WILL GO QUIETLY. I PROMISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DRAMA FROM ME. >> WHOA, THAT'S SO SAD. >> I KNOW. I KIND OF WANTED HER TO FINISH "SOMEONE LIKE YOU." >> WAIT. I THINK I CAN SEE HER COMING BACK. ♪♪♪ >> YEP, HERE SHE IS. ♪ I HATE TO TURN OUT OF THE BLUE UNINVITED BUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY ♪ ♪ I COULDN'T FIGHT IT ♪ I HOPED YOU'D SEE MY FACE AND BE REMINDED THAT FOR ME IT ISN'T OVER ♪ >> Together: YAY, SHE'S DOING IT. ♪ NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET ME I BEG ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER YOU SAY-SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪ ♪ BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ THANK YOU, EVERYONE. CATCH ME NEXT WEEK ON "LOVE ISLAND."