Poop-Inducing Slider causes announcer to ROAST hitter!

what's up everybody welcome back to another pitchy Ninja's filthiest pitches of the day I am pitchy ninja and I'm here with that guitar playing fool Will Ley what's happening will we were just jamming right before we we were jamming ninja now I want to jam on something else and it's a little thing I like to call baseball and I want to talk about Blake trinon because if you're just checking out pitch ninja this year you might not know how much we love Blake try to ninja it's not just because we've hung out with him extensively but it's because he might be the filthiest bitcher of all time the stuff that he has and the movement he gets is almost on another planet and he had a [ __ ] inducing breaking ball yesterday ninja and it got us thinking I'd like you to wax poetic about the artist formerly known as the witch he's formerly known as the witch because it was a nickname that uh Ninja gave him but Blake is a man of Faith a quite religious man he didn't he didn't like the witch nickname so it's retired but ninja tell us about TR and he's not having the greatest year of his career but he's actually having a pretty good year yeah like I think he'll be filthy well into his 80s he's going to be taking his walker out there little Clapper turn the lights on the stadium and then throw his nasty slider or two seam or whatever but dude is absolutely one of the filthiest pitches in the pitching ninja era maybe the filthiest pitcher of the pitching ninja era absolutely ridiculous stuff he had one of the greatest years a reliever has ever had with his 78 er a few years back but he's been filthy from day one but literally most fun pitcher to watch especially making overlays of because his pitches do ridiculous stuff um yesterday actually probably the the pitch that was most eye-catching wasn't his best pitch this pitch actually slipped but even a slipped Blake TR and Pitch still induces crap inducing fear from hitters hey Siri how do you get out of the way of a slider okay I found this on the web for how do you get out of the way of a slider check it out those aren't very helpful Siri anyway Jose Siri here ducks and Joe Davis absolutely roasts him strike one Jose Siri bailing out of there as if he'd never seen a breaking pitch before and here's an overlay of Blake try and sinker and slider again I just love doing it because it looks so ridiculous now on to the rest of the whip around the league we're going to start out with DJ hers DJ hers helped the n shut down the Braves 5 to one he had eight strikeouts and five scoreless innings give up only one hit and his fast ball slider for a sword these change UPS filthy stuff from DJ hers just when you thought he was done you'd see another one and another one he faced Ronaldo Lopez who was also outstanding yesterday and he's probably not going to get enough props for the year he's having he had seven ks in six Innings he up one run on three hits he had these curve balls sliders picked up a sword his erra right now is 2.02 and if you do the Innings cut off to 80 Innings instead of being a qualified starter Lopez would have the lowest erra in baseball he's thr 115 Innings the second lowest would be Brian woo Ray Low's ER this year 2.02 Merill Kelly had five k in six Innings giving up four runs the dback slithered pass the Red Sox seven to five I'm sorry will I seem to be saying I'm sorry will a lot well the Red Sox have the hardest schedule the second half and it's really showing now ninja and they're they're falling out of this wild card Chase doesn't feel good playing the world's smallest violin for you I was just kind of stating facts nja it wasn't really a gripe sounds a little whiny will I'm going to kill myself he faced the incredible tenor H wasn't so incredible yesterday he had 2ks in six Innings giving up six runs he had the splitter and wicked Sweeper for a sword the pirate sailed past the Reds 4 to3 Luis Ortiz had five KS and six scoreless Innings he had this fast ball and slider he faced Nick Martinez who had 1K in three Innings giving up one ear and run and had this cutter Marcus strowman had five ks in five innings giving up three runs the Yankees pounded the Rockies 10 to three and these two seamers including this front door two seamer as well as his Wicked sles he faced Austin gomber who had four ks in six Innings giving up four runs and had this knuckle curve and I have a feeling Will's going to say something about this game well there's no D of the day here in ninja however Yankees went back to back to back here kind of like tomam manky kind of the second Homer here was judge's second Homer the day giving him 51 Jacks and N I just like to point out that only one other player has even 40 Jacks and that's shoh with 41 and there's only eight other guys who've even reached 30 home runs and judge is sitting there at 51 so when we say this man is just in a different Stratosphere right now we we really mean he he will not stop absolutely ridiculous stuff like you have to just bow down before the monster that is Aon judge the Blue Jays flew past the Angels 8-2 Kevin Gosman looked like Kevin Gosman once again he had 10 strikeouts in seven Innings given up one run on two hits his vo looked back and he had these Wicked Splitters and picked up a sword this was good to see he faced Tyler Anderson who had three ks in five innings up two runs and had this cutter and change up the Marlins floated past the Cubs 7 to2 Adam Aller had sixks in five and two-thirds Innings giving up one run and he ain't no he ain't no holler back girl ninja he isn't because again he's a dude will had these fast balls including this painted fast ball and this painted slurve he faced Javier Assad the ass man had three ks in seven Innings giving up three runs had these sinkers and this front door two seamer Matthew Boyd had four ks in six Innings giv up one run as the Guardians beat the Rangers four to two he had these Wicked sliders he faced Cody Bradford who had three ks in six Innings given up one ear and run and had this painted inside fast ball the Tigers mauled the white socks nine to four Bo brisy was the opener no case gets no highlights other than Will's favorite clip Bill brass he faced good old Johnny Cannon who had fourks in four Innings given up five runs and had these sweepers including this front door sweeper well ninja the socks have now got themselves 100 losses they are 31 in 100 and they have a 237 win percentage and if they lose a couple more games ninja they are in contention with the worst record in the modern era the worst starting in 1901 the only team of the worst winning percentage right now is the 1916 Philadelphia Athletics at uh 235 so let's keep an eye out on ninja who was the manager of that team was that Connie Mack back then I'm sure ninja why don't we look that up I'm curious now Connie Mack check out the big brain on ninja Colby Allard had five ks in five innings giving up two runs as the Phillies race pass the Royals 11 to3 had this fast ball and change up he faced Seth Lugo had three ks in five in the third Innings giv up five earn runs and 11 hits get these change ups and Splitters but is far from the Seth Lugo who is leading league in ra not tooo long ago the cards beat the twins 3 to2 the trap king Eric fetty had 7ks in six Innings giving up one run on two hits and his cutter change up at the knees and the sweeper he face zebie Matthews Good Old Zebulon Matthews who had seven ks in five innings give up one run had his fast ball curveball sliders and picked up a sword he actually had some pretty nasty stuff this was a good pitching matchup the A's beat the Brewers four to three Joey es has had five KS in five and two3 innings giving up two hits and two runs and his painted change up slider and sweeper he faced Frankie Montas who had seven K in six Innings giving up four runs at his upper 90s heaters and this cutter the Padres slipped past the Mets three to2 this was good pitching from two of the more boring pitchers in basball Martin Perez and Jose kintana I mean they're good pitchers don't get me wrong they're better than I but they're not that much fun to highlight Martin Perez only had 1K in three and twoth thirds Innings give it up one run and he face Jose canana who has the fifth lowest Caper on baseball he had no KS yesterday in six and a third scoreless Innings ninja I'd like to point out uh the reason the Padres slipped by him in this game is Jackson Merl's walk-off home run and we had just talked about uh Merill versus GES for the MVP and this Marl making a really strong case here an important an important win the Mariners glided pass the Giants four to3 Brian woo had seven ks in seven Innings giving up one earn run he had no walks and these fast balls up to 97 miles an hour picked up a sword he also had the Sinker change up and sweeper and as we discussed earlier his the second lowest ER in baseball for anybody that's thrown over 80 Innings this year he faced Robbie Ray who had 4ks in three Innings giv up one hit and one run and this painted fast ball slider and knuckle curve but had to leave the game early do a lower body injury I think his pants might have been on too tight and cut off circulation I think you're right the Dodgers down the Rays three to one Gavin Stone had seven K and seven Innings giving up one run he had these sliders and change ups and here's an overlay of a 96 M hour fast ball and that Gavin Stone change up you see what makes that change up so filthy he faced Jacob Lopez who had six ks in five innings giving up one run he had some really filthy sliders this game and absolutely wiped out sh with this slider the Astros shot past the Oriol six to3 us Kikuchi had fourks in five and two3 innings giving up three runs on two hits his fastbond Wicked slider he face Dean Kramer had five k in six Innings giving up three runs he had this painted cutter for a strike him out throw him out double play this splitter and curveball now on to my filthiest relievers Brian Abu had these nasty sliders aralis Chapman had these heaters Joan dur had this 99 mph fast ball and this Hammer curve ball Jeremiah Strada had this 99 mph fast ball in his chitter Brian hoing had these Splitters hey will do you want to go hoing after this video I'd absolutely love to ninja Tyler Holton had this nasty slider Griffin Jax had this curveball for a sword Justin Martinez had this 91 mph Wicked splitter Tommy Canley had this change up Mason Miller had this 102 mph gas Andre Munoz had these Wicked sliders and AJ Puck had sliders to Kate aside and picked up two swords my top five filthiest pitches of the day yesterday number five you say Kikuchi for his Wicked slider number four DJ herd all this nasty stuff number three Kevin Gosman and a splitter and just for having a really good outing yesterday at number two Blake Tran and that slider not a great pitch but a great reaction from Jose Siri and at number one Emanuel class for this absolutely perfect 100 mph cutter look at this I can't put stamps on an envelope better than that and now my pitchy ninja Moment of Zen Rowdy tles hit a dong and completed a pickoff all in one move my picks of the day today are a four-leg same game parlay plus I'm going to start out with a same game parlay of Max freed for 5Ks or more and then add in Bailey over for 4ks or more and then take Jamon tyone for 5Ks or more and Edward Cabrera for 6ks or more then I'm going to add in my 25% profit boost token for any same game parlay or same game parlay plus of three legs or more to boost my profits by 5% what would your picks of the day be