The Hamptons Confessional (ft. Leah & Miguel)

well well well hi I'm double fisting hi my name is Leah kab and I am an unknown amount of drinks in and I'm feeling ready and you're on sex hotline no I'm kid and you're on Leah's Channel my current relationship status is standing in front of me no I'm kidding no but go there I do I have a boyfriend the weirdest date I've ever been on let me give you guys a backdrop this might take a second get comfortable I went on a date this guy he asked me out to noou and we went out together and it was really good and this is actually fairly recent sorry Migo but it was before we met anyways we went to noou he took me out it was really fun it was really cute we had a great time whatever he texted me after he was like I really like you blah blah blah okay cool fast forward two he was like I'm performing at Coachella you should come and I was like that would be so fun let's do it and he invites me to Coachella and then we go to Coachella and when I got there there was like this there was like it was a whole house all his friends were there I was there as well and then all of a sudden I stand in there and then this girl comes up to him and takes the blunt out of his mouth and starts smoking it with him and I'm like okay interesting I thought it was his auntie well it just looked like his auntie no shade and then we get in there and I'm sitting there and they're like no an atie wouldn't touch him like she starts putting on a very see-through top she starts doing her makeup more and she doesn't introduce herself to me after I was like hi I'm Leah so nice to meet you she doesn't talk to me at all okay cool anyways fast forward cool after that but he's being like he's like I'm so happy you're here you look gorgeous blah blah blah I asked my friend who's also his friend I'm like hey so who who's that and I'm thinking he's oh that's his sister no weird [ __ ] cuz y'all sharing a blunt and I don't smoke I don't I'm a very sober Queen not right now well okay hold on hold on alcohol yes all of the rest boo say no to drugs dare sponsor me just kidding oh God am I bombing this Leah no the way they're all sitting can we like Pan the camera can we Pan the camera the way they're all tuned in I'm begging okay anyways I asked my friend and I'm like okay is that your aunt is that his auntie and they were like no and I was like okay cool so who is she and then they were like he invited her and I was like oh and then I find out he invited both of us at the same time and I was like oh I'm so good off of that like you can have him and then that was the last time we spoke but now he begging for that [ __ ] back obviously duh but I'm good anyways that was my worst first date and my name is Leah KB and you're watching unwell and I'm passing it to the next guest [ __ ] it's my turn on the mic now hey my name is Miguel and I'm on my one two three four five six seventh drink I'm pretty sure I'm feeling really good the fact that I've got a mic right now and I'm feeling this good is crazy the [ __ ] am I doing here my relationship status I'm taken I'm out of the streets you cannot have me H My Confession is [ __ ] what's my confession the biggest party Foul I've ever committed all right boom so I'm in college right college is different to your college my college is before University so this is just before University uh I'm at this house party everyone from my school is there there was this one girl was interested in so the party's been good I've got a couple drinks in me I'm been turning up I'm with my man them I'm with the people them you know we're having a Vibe we're turning up we're getting lit and then my boys decid yo this girl she's kind of interested in you you've been interested in her let's put you in the room along with each other so you guys can get to know each other I've been yaked up bro I've got Drank In Me tequila vodka heny all of that [ __ ] [ __ ] it's in my system there's a party going on in my bladder right now and my blood can't take it so she's there we're on the bed we're talking she's next to me we're talking and [ __ ] she's asking me questions I'm not processing them questions because my body is [ __ ] right now I'm trying to keep my [ __ ] in she's jabber jabber jabbering I'm Lista Lista listening and the alcohol was trying to alcohol out on my system in so I'm confused why he's speaking while I'm not here all right right so bom this is the this is the thing come come come come come come I heard she no yeah yeah so this is this is bad this is bad this is worse than what happened this is I'm not saying that [ __ ] [ __ ] stuffing [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't believe I'm saying this on camera wait give me my cred for being able to say this on camera cuz it's bad I'm drunk in a house party and my boys decided to lock me in the [ __ ] room with this one girl that I was interested in at the time Sor so she's talking to me right I'm [ __ ] up I'm drunk I can't hold my liquor in I don't drink like that I don't drink you know what I'm saying I'm a I'm a I'm a sober boy so boom embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing anyways so she's talking to me I'm listening trying to keep myself composed I say yeah as I say yeah I go I'm like no no I get up I go to the toilet I start spewing in the [ __ ] toilet me and this girl were in the [ __ ] bedroom for 5 minutes I don't even know if it was 5 minutes less than 5 minutes I'm throwing up on the toilet this girl comes in what the [ __ ] anyway but any Le okay who the [ __ ] snorted behind the camera BL shame on you shame on you bro oh that's how you know it was not meant to be because man is talking to this girl thre up in front of me and [Music] I she you know what's mad she threw up in front of me let me say that again she threw up in front of me it was a bonding experience do you want to get into that no cuz her one is bad so the mor of the story is don't drink if you're trying to get to know a girl and if you are listen if you're trying to wingman your boy don't put him in a room with a girl when he's [ __ ] up because that's the worst thing you could ever do because I never really spoke to That Girl Again on the same level cuz we was heading there and it didn't happen thank God it didn't happen because I never would have met this princess it never would have worked out anyways she wasn't my type you look at you pushing my face what what was that what was that hey all all all and on that note we better to go to our room so see you later no we're not my best friend is behind the camera I don't mind the audience I do don't listen to him he doesn't know what he's talking about ever only I do so relax yourself right double fisting relax we're passing over to the next guest why can't you double fist it baby girl do not say that to me next guest come over to the couch hi Daddy gang thank you so much for watching this video keep in mind that was just a little clip from the episode if you want to watch the entire full video episode it is linked below it's the first thing in the description go watch it it's a great episode love you all I will see you next Wednesday