Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza

all right pizza review time we're at carpen zanos I love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into New Haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like I don't know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it's like oh you're a pizza and this guy in there making the pizza knew all about it knew all the New Haven spots knew all the people involved and I knew it before he even opened his mouth like oh you're a pizza says not totally New Haven style though but it's cut like a New Haven isn't it Mr Pizza in there it's not a spy the maker he's a pizza it's like what's your eth pizza and you can tell by this one good undercarriage come on now give it to me I want to give Mr Pizza a good score because he wants to take a picture and I want to be able to like hey Pizza you did it ooh very good first bite I'm going 82 guy's going to love to score he says it's not New Haven it's pretty damn close loved it you look you came out you look like pizza I saw you like this guy's been around Pizza his whole life the second I saw you you can tell I can I've been do it long enough the second you walked out like a pizza thanks

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