Concord Characters So Ugly They Break Rule 34! As The Game Is Roasted By It's Own Steam Forums

Concord has done what many thought to be impossible it has defied rule 34 what most would have thought to have been the Ironclad rule of the internet if it exists there is porn of it well even it has its limits and conord is that limit I love the entire concord thing the the steam forums for it the discussion surrounding it the sheer magnitude of the apathy surrounding it it is just all so very very perfect and of course I did delve into the deeper darker parts of the internet myself to verify and yes there is nothing this is this is a fetish so obscure no one has even thought about it yet which is rather magnificent I have seen a lot of interesting things on the internet most recently a video game where you vomit into other characters mouths as a part of the game's key core mechanics or even video games in which inflation is a primary gameplay component but Concord it's too much it is simply too much even for the internet it is just beautiful see this is why the entire blizzard thing like oh there's too much porn of our game OverWatch there exists no such thing as too much porn of a product you are selling if you are selling toasters and vacuum cleaners particularly the latter one there the more porn the better pornography is your friend and Ally in the business industry and uh Concord is discovering that the opposite is is also equally true but beyond simply bullying it for its incredible lack of Aesthetics some of the steam posts are just brilliant now I am suspecting some of these have got to be Trolls but even so guys stop trolling the audience of this game please stop trolling we are not the audience of the game that wasn't made for us can we please just leave this game forum for the people that the game was made for all 600 of them have a population of what are we now billion people or something I'm just saying guys that we should respect this game is not made for us and there are people out there modern people who want to enjoy this game without the trolling no beatings will continue until morale improves correct stick stick and nothing but the stick it is the only way any of this will ever improve I hope you racists are happy ecstatic you have no idea the joy this brings to what you define as your average racist you did it you killed this game even if it was super fun you did not care about it that is true as well you racist have allergic for black people and this is sad you can't even handle it to see handle it to see black characters in games it is a delicious world we live in people's jobs are at stake steak I get having a little trolling fun I used to browse B back in 2019 how very Edy of you but you guys really need to lock in there are hundreds if not thousands of peop whose lives depend on this game succeeding just food for thought before you gloat well done on medium rare you know what the beautiful part is there might very well be literally more people whose uh lives depend on you buying this game than there are people actually playing it and again God let it be so I hope this was a product of a studio employing at least 2 or 3,000 people because that will quite significantly inflate the size of the bill that Sony is going to have to pay a little ridiculous I understand not likeing gab not one to buy it but there's people with legitimately speaking mommy's credit card buying the game just to review bomit with everyone else oh don't worry I doubt there's a lot of that this is p the reason why no one really relies on Steam Reviews anymore and more or less Word of Mouth you know I actually think Steam Reviews are rather influential which is precisely why so many people are whining about review bombing review bombing are in essence the one sole singular legitimate outcry venue for the consumer and the customer you're upset about something the game has done well you can post about it on the forums you'll be ignored you can complain about it to the developers you'll be ignored you can complain about it in social media you'll be ignored but dump a game down to mostly negative you will see a reaction sir if you enjoy the game you get a heart on enjoying a game called the LGBT person when did Reddit invade the Steam Community I don't think that's a redded talking point all that often as I said I understand you may not enjoy the game and that's okay the game isn't for you the game isn't for me but I'm not going to uh [ __ ] I'm presuming on other people who enjoying the game with all games in the end stop being horrible to one another and just be civil game deserves to be review bombed no no sir we we are far beyond the point of Civility you and I civility that's over there it's on the distant end of The Horizon civility was 2014 we have long realized that civility is simply not a tool that serves us very well as the opposition discarded it long before us and we have no particular reason to pick it back up again now as like my friend here raging Golden Eagle puts it quite brilliantly jokes is side if you want gaming to improve we need these tourist infiltrators to lose their jobs faster Bad Games need to fail Studios that keep making bad games need to be shut down future Bad Games need to be cancelled if that doesn't happen things never get better preach brother as that is of course exactly true the reason why so many people are celebrating the failure of Conor is because of the lesson it will send to The Wider gaming industry that this is not a good idea and in Concord the lesson is crystallized in a way we have rarely seen before there is no allegation of racism to be leveled against its failure it didn't fail because it had black characters it failed for the surely singularly obvious reason that its character design is some of the worst in modern history hell [ __ ] modern I'm pretty sure there are paint cave paintings out there significantly more aesthetically attractive than your average over Overwatch Concord character then again considering modern day OverWatch perhaps I'm not too far away from the truth there either really Concord was everything done wrong the marketing was done wrong the um the push towards the diverse audience was done wrong the can design it self was done wrong the presentation the Aesthetics the visuals all of it looking Bland and sand blasted every single step of the way can pretty much just be printed out as a stepbystep guide on how to not make a financially successful product and that is valuable the boy who cried wolf is a valuable lesson to society it says if you shout about FES too often sooner or later they're going to break into your house and then what will you do very little Beyond scream and possibly Gaggle depending upon the brand of furry involved that's what's happening to Concord it is currently at the bottom of a very Fierce and rather competitive gang bang one from which it will not recover and Sony see Sony will probably survive it's a very large company and he's done relatively well this year of course but this is going to be a blow that diverse Sony I guarantee you will not recover from it simply will not this will be a horror story for the game for all of the future games on the platform PlayStation is not going to look at another title like Concord and think to itself ah yes this is what we need to invest our money into this is what we need to bet on no they are going to be look at games like black myth Wukong they are going to be looking at games like Stellar blade they are going to look even further towards the mobile gaming market and titles like Nike and think to themselves wow they seem to be printing money over there how about we tried some of that is it difficult to replicate these game success no not really all you need is jiggle physics and a Korean artist and you are golden it is a far easier and far safer economic decision than continuing to stick one's dick into the Hornet Hive and expecting them to gently flap their wings against it rather than sting a lesson learned at significant cost but at the end of the day a lesson that we can all benefit from until next time time I B Arch thank you very much for watching and I do hope to see you all again soon have a good day

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