Rob Rabbit Pitts from Netflix's Tex Mex Motors - X5 podcast #42

Published: Mar 28, 2024 Duration: 01:51:48 Category: Comedy

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we got out of a Lamborghini trailer parking style yes and walked in maror Reds maror menos oh [ __ ] they got cowtails got two cowtails and two bottles of lighter fluid and walked out of that [ __ ] like a [Music] ball [Music] making out on Friday night the hey hey hey welcome to the X5 podcast we're back another week we want to thank all of our new subscribers because we got a bunch of them this week uh we want to thank everyone that's been leaving comments on the YouTube we have a few of those uh to read off here in a second I'm David Lam one of your hosts one of your many hosts this room has got a lot of bad breath in it today today we got we got we got our head hmfic Charlie ree here what's up Charlie's sitting next to my buddy Casio my name is Casio I'm an alcoholic what hello CIO different room wrong meeting the sexiest man in the room Bert Wallace No Shirt BT no shirt B and Cobra I love how awkward bird acts when I got the clap for that one cob Lally we've got Cobra Mike in here Cobra Mike just started a Twitter account so while it's up make sure you go follow it before it gets yanked down because damn right do it he was on mushrooms this weekend and uh he went on a tweeting spree uh me we've got big Keith with us today big Keith baby and his brand new whip like a dog obviously doesn't get a microphone because he's a liability at this point with a disability Isn't that cool and my bandmate Jeff Allen and um yay look I would GNA leave you hanging out look it's a make a wish and he's in here today part of the make a wish program God this is what this is what I've always wanted and of course our good friend Matt Davis uh standup comic world-renowned standup comic as we found out last week knows all the comics dude everybody knew him that's ridiculous they're like hey old man oh my God I'm like this motherucker knows everybody and back has a repeat guest but I haven't I haven't been in here with him before is our good friend Rob pittz Rob rabbit rabbit it was rabbit the nickname I wasn't briefed on that yes yes okay should have read the email I I love it when you read the notes yeah I appreciate you doing your homework by the way hey I came in here on two wheels we played a show last night at our show right outside in the water in the ocean brackish water two people got caught having sex right there oh I thought you were going to say it was like a shark attack you brought Jeff and ke with you today yeah apprciate we appreciate him for being here that's discovered an algae dude we gave him a big round of applause he got bigger Applause than we did all night playing playing all everybody's favorite songs busted him in the water now can you think of a worst place to have sex well the re the reason was is because what they were doing was a hell of a lot more interesting than what we were doing sure how what position were we in uh doggy oh she Dam she damn scuba about to say that's dangerous that's dangerous she had a snorkel doggies face down in the ocean is not good what's the only that's the only way you can do it she can't lay down missionary face down floaties up right Jesus Christ she was a three too and I'm being sweet I'm being sweet better heads on was he he still he was three2 well I mean I don't know how to judge guys that well but I would say he wasn't yeah go so do you think do you think that they that like they went to the ocean or do you think like he met her there no he met her we saw him at in front of the stage and they were like went to the ocean like you I mean like she was waiting in the shallows like was she a mermaid did you check she was a crabfish she she kind of she kind of smelt like a mermaid she was part of a bachelorette party let's smell like a mermaid you smell like a m well let's to make sure your rating system is right go around the room and rate all of us what's Rob six and a half D and that dude's a three damn that dude was ugly as hell damn he's busted hey Rob by the way look you know you know the drill there's no no gloves in here oh I'm no gloves trust me he's ready this is this being judged by a guy that looks like he shops at [ __ ] Hot Topic I swear to God these came from Hot Topic I've never seen swim trunks with [ __ ] zippers I mean when you were doing the first little kickoff he was over here like I'm like what the these did come these did come with from Hot Topic I wish you pulled a sand dollar out of one yeah they it probably also came with a tank top that said hottie on them too actually Rob said that guy looks like pkey breer's brother actually the T actually the tank top said precious juicy the back of it get it right oh J Jesus Christ look at David he's like you know what just every hey man I'll just let y'all hey man you never shoulders are hurting there's one there's one one that's like 10 101 Rob what the hell you been up to lately man man running my ass off dude like jogging no say it don't look like it when I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction I literally run on everything that's bad for you this is this is doing everything your mother told you not to do this is what it makes right here yeah I'm right [ __ ] hot right but six and a half six and a half How's being nice hey hey you know what I'm not [ __ ] fat bit in the ocean I'm just saying yeah not yet she was fat was she fat I don't remember she was fat she had a big old ass all right well big ass in F was it a you at SeaWorld was it a Orca mhm she was a big one her name was Shamu a big old ass y far so good dude she gave us a big shout out when she came out of the sure she did we were all did she do like the big splash yeah end I love your B while while they while hey while they while they were having while they were having sex she was balancing a beach ball on her nose oh and that's talent that is Talent she's a four all of a sudden she gets a half point for talent yep hey uh let's start it off before we get too far off the rails yeah uh Rob is back again a lot of us were not here on that first episode but yes rabbit is now another level of famous cuz he's got one of the most top 10 watch shows on Netflix right now dude TMX Motors rocking and rolling you know it's so surreal and and I don't want and I love to joke with you guys but really and truthly do you realize well I got two sides of this I got one that's the [ __ ] side I got one so I'll start with the sweet side then I'll go [ __ ] yeah always fake it and then be real exactly so but you realize how surreal it feels that a little small town car dealer in cica South Carolina yeah has a top 10 show that's running with Arnold schwarzen that's my thing at the end of the day did you ever think the kid that had the clean white tennis shoes in high school if you catch my drift yeah athletically nothing and AR Schwarzenegger I'm in front of him now moving on to the [ __ ] side of this all my car dealer buddies I love oh Hollywood look at you on TV all this stuff and I love to get them in a group and I love man you know it's cool it was fun and this I said but you know what the craziest part is this is the craziest thing take every car salesman in the country hell around the world because this shows worldwide millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people have seen it all around the world you take every car salesman and I I've met a lot of good ones in my time I've met a lot of great salespeople but I am so [ __ ] good at it that they put it on goddamn television that's amazing it's [ __ ] entertainment is what it is it is amazing just saying I mean I'm officially like like fisherman yeah that's the most borest [ __ ] in the world you're the Jimmy Houston [ __ ] bill Dan car s bill Dan I'm the damn Orlando Wilson I'm rolling Marlin mother I got I got the glitter bass boat if you catch my drift yeah no it's cool man but no it's great I binge watched it in a day and I was like and you did honestly man you did great on you carried the you carried the show to be quite honest did you know all this crew beforehand I knew Mike Koy so we Gas Monkey from Gas Monkey Garage so I shot the pilot for this two years beforehand geez so scooter was the only original member that came over so me and scooter shot the pilot whole new crew everything changed so Co killed it and they called me back and they said hey you ready to make this TV show hell I forgot about it at this point and they put a team together and I'll be honest with you you know you got to think about it you know we got West Zachary probably one of the best builders in Texas this guy builds gorgeous seils builds Great Cars um Jamie H in the shop she has a shop called The Wicked r she's actually right outside of Chicago she's like the real deal she's not like Christy Lee in it if you catch my drift I'm not knocking Christy Lee I know if you do that that's like instant death I'm sure she's watching yeah well you know she's on next week so we'll tell Christy come on come on in Christie look I just I recycle that one every week yeah we have a lot of we have a lot of special guests that never show up yeah she's out there with V with with with Charlie that's a shocker right so but but you know what I'm saying like she's the real deal like like straight up like I'll be honest I bought a Blazer out there and actually bought it from a pretty shady Spanish dude but I bought this Blazer out there and I had a problem with it and she fixed it for me like hey sis you mind looking at my blazer but but I mean like she's the real deal like she's like a real like yeah and I mean so she's got the look and of course she's from Chicago she say Brides you know what I'm saying she's just I love the way she talks and the attitude she brings to it um Chio In The Body Shop Mike you know Mike's TV guy he's been around forever oh Mike Coy he out of all the painters on TV honestly man he's he's definitely one up damn it you know he knows Ricky rock this is and I've seen better acting in a [ __ ] zoff commercial Mike if you're watching please go take some acting L that was terrible thank God Rob was there all I'm say I love me and Mike are cousins I'm just just kidding I can see a resemblance but but you know what though he's a character yep he is and it was a great show well you got to have characters on television well and that's the thing you understand about car television car television is not made just for car people it's made for the masses right you want everybody to watch it exactly and that's the thing that's crazy is is we're getting matter of fact I had lunch with my accountant mhm who was an Alabama resident believe it or not I found the only person in Alabama that can [ __ ] count to be my accountant um Everybody shocked like your counts in Alabama I know right but haven't went to prison yet so you're good he feels out your returns in crayon but it's cool and and capital letters just crayon and capital letters he's really good at making the letter A but anyway but but you know what I'm saying that's it's you I was talking to him I met him and his wife and his kids we all had lunch and they were you like his wife's like I enjoyed this like like like I'm not a car person I drive like she drives a Camry with hook caps so she is not that person with what's what's the premise of what's the premise of the show right so originally the thing that I loved about the show was it was a little different I mean you know car shows it's hard to get too far out of the box I mean it's been beat to death over the years but the premise of the show is me and and my interpreter SLG guu scooter go into Mexico to buy collector cars because obviously things are cheaper in Mexico and there's it's kind of untapped Source you know you got to think about in the United States I mean even everywhere around the world clutter cars are a big thing they're expensive well in Mexico they're still riding around in 55 chevolet do you tow him back two at a time behind a Ford Explorer no no I see that all the time no but you so we we bring these cars we buy them over there we bring them over the shop builds them and I sell them here in the states um and you know you run into some crazy characters along the way and some crazy deals and lots of little mishaps and things like that but I mean that's kind of what makes it fun you know it's kind of a an adventure in itself and I mean yeah I got to go into Mexico and buy cars I got to go see things that you know normal people never see I got to see some things I really don't want to see again cartel [ __ ] possibly donkey shows you know what this was the thing you know you guys would to see at least one donkey show so funny that you say that so they have donkey shows and they have bull fighting oh but do you know that PETA shut that down [ __ ] Peter the donkey shows or the bull fighting both oh both both Fu bull fighting I'm in on the donkey my thing is this then you get to thinking about it I think I'm getting older and getting wiser like I don't I don't think like CIO does over there still like I've grown up a little bit so it's like but but it's like it's like I've grown up and i' I've adulterated a little bit so I'm over here thinking like how about the donkey like where where did he go wrong in life like like you know what I'm saying like like nobody nobody breeds donkeys to [ __ ] people Don they might obviously but but you card right heing people in about a few years well you got to think about like his cousin could be like the one that was with Juan Valdez picking coffee beans and now his uncle's [ __ ] whatever are you talking about Cass when you're describing when you're describing this donkey and the path he's taken is this your next next F show produce is the plot is the plot that the donkey like fatherless and he ended up on the pole somehow he ended up in well and this is the thing how does go much lower than this that's true I mean like next level I mean I'm just throwing that out probably choosing [ __ ] humans if I'm you a donkey I got well humans got better credit scores no mountains involved right don't have to carry bags don't have to ride people well David if you were a donkey you hauling coffee beans or [ __ ] humans I feel stupid even commenting on this so go ahead I'll be honest with you I feel stupid being here so it's cool right but he drove for this yeah and I and I started the subject that's the bad part this shows you the coming in here I'm losing IQ boys I know that's the way I feel I'm losing so you and scooter didn't know each other before the show so we did we shot a pilot but that was it but that was it yeah I seen him three days and that guy is wired and he is just like what he's on camera he's off camera and he's he's just 90 miles a minute yeah said he's hispanic yes what season are we on now this is one came out yeah it just came out catch up buddy are you I thought is there going to be a season two what do you think I feel really good about it and I can't say officially but you going to turn them screws on that you get that accountant to go in there and fight for some money that's right yeah you still [ __ ] hot from that burito my account my my accountant wears overalls send them right there a lot when we were looking at the reviews I couldn't help but notice the Stellar mediocre reviews the show has Med had released anything but so this is the thing that's crazy about it and you know they were talking about like is there going to be a season two is there going to be a season two of course everybody asks you that I mean yeah at the end of the day Netflix makes the final call and everything my thing is I feel pretty good about it we've seen the numbers I've seen numbers that aren't released they don't show you numbers at Netflix do they Netflix shows show me numbers though I've seen numbers for this show I know what it's done they used to not I didn't know well they're really weired about publicly listing them that's that's their thing they like to sit on their cont you're the last one they want to send it to because when you go back to negotiate you're going be well so we've already signed a second season is what I'm getting at we've signed a deal okay but that doesn't necessarily ever mean anything in TV no no basically they're just locking you down right yeah so now we can show you numbers we know you're not going anywhere yeah but it's impressive though the people that have watched and people that have took on and even in a worldwide reach with this show that's the thing you got to think about too is this isn't just like a show that was dropped in the US this show was dropped in every country well you can't listen to people on the internet anyway man they're going to [ __ ] on I mean Netflix I mean it's top 10 Netflix that's that that's the end of it well this is the thing this is the thing about comments on internet period correct I have 400 million views on YouTube I will tell you Ralph the bat don't literally post and ghost is is the the name of the game and I've been doing it long enough to where it's somewhat safe to read comments yeah but I'll still get an occasional like [ __ ] you and it's a guy that looks like this guy this you know but it's a guy with zipper [ __ ] swim trucks on just talking [ __ ] hey y'all got room in the control room I'll be in there in a minute man y'all just clear me a seat there I'll be [ __ ] up I'm leaving how was the uh how was the the scenery how was the women down there in in no so I'm going to tell you about what where was it at we actually we based in El Paso Texas a lot yeah which is right there in Warz so these are the things wait so you're going and buying cars in Warz yes buddy we should talk when there's not cameras I got questions I pick up what you're dropping and I got a guy so anyway moving on he's on steroids as you can tell yeah that's it the Mexican steroids so was the thing is it's funny about El Paso is is Texas doesn't really claim it yeah like like it's just like El Paso is its own thing and so we had people from Dallas they you know which Wesley was right there below Dallas his shop is and you know Mike's right there in the Dallas area and came down I've never been that's the hottest place I've ever been in my life I swear to God I thought my [ __ ] eyeballs were melting yeah but it's dry though you don't really oh [ __ ] live years 110° is [ __ ] hot dry wet doesn't matter it slaps you in the face you know what dry heat does it's like this damn it's hot but you don't sweat then you [ __ ] die gives you a shot at Liv exactly exactly when you sweat that's like your Warden shot like hey dummy go inside you don't get that there but it feels great at night there at night first thing in the morning it's great oh yeah that hours in the middle [ __ ] blows Mike knows about some [ __ ] Mexico y lived there from 87 to 90 it's it's a hot place no in El Paso Texas and and the thing about El Paso is crazy and and he can tell you about it is 10 which is runs right up the border right this is the craziest part so East El Paso is the Rough Side of El Paso West El Paso is like the high futin side of El Paso well Warz is the polar opposite the good SI side's on the west side or the east side and the good side the bad side's on the west side yeah so you have El Paso facing so like you have literally like cardboard Huts I kid you not that are like straight up cardboard huts with extension cords running to them I mean like poverty straight up Sally Struthers asking for a [ __ ] quarter a day type [ __ ] yeah bad yeah and then you look straight across the highway literally not Mansions there's a [ __ ] Mall Best Buy Texas Roadhouse Subaru store they have lights and signs and running water and it's like 100 feet away you think it would kind of bleed over a little bit not so much a got [ __ ] no it's crazy just that separation how many times you think you drove back through the Border because you see it a lot in the show but I'm sure there was more than that probably 20 times back and forth in the summer in the whole summer oh yeah so going in this that's another funny thing going into Mexico it's like 50 Cent nobody [ __ ] yeah yeah it's like what bring you any they don't look it's just like whatever you know and I mean you could be like bringing nuclear bombs over there it's like whatever it's cool and uh but going back into the US got them dogs on your ass oh now that's like a 4H hour thing and you know keep in mind we're going over with Vans yeah trucks with trailers all this stuff and then driving in Warz I don't know if any of you guys ever tried to drive in Warz but it's like they have like main roads and they work somewhat like normal roads and then they have like these little pig Trails of just sand and it's just like [ __ ] it send it just drive and I'm driving a 69 Chevrolet truck that's a 5-speed with a 20 foot car trailer behind it with this babbling guy in the car with me as I'm driving and this thing is miked and camed and I'm trying my damnest not to not not to lose my [ __ ] riding around and you've got like camera F zipping around you and all this stuff oh and then it's of course it's hot AC don't work in them no AC H they don't have it's not existent oh okay and I mean it's hotter than Satan's tank and I mean like what's that what's that in Fahrenheit it's about about a buck 10 that's a dry heat too as dry he that's a dry ass heat but but yes it's it's it's fun when you're riding around in a camera van it's not too bad when you're riding around in that it's it's like a sweat box wow Jesus so if you if you guys go into a season two and you may not be able to say this with contract stuff but would it still be you know El Paso Mexico or would you guys do we more than likely we'll be back in El Paso but we're actually going to go deeper so that's where the show ended we kind of left you on a cliffhanger we're actually driving further into Mexico okay so that's the premise of the show is the more money we make yeah the further we go into Mexico to find these awesome deals and these awesome car so we actually got a lead on Ferrari and that's when we Clos the show out we're driving to Chihuahua which is the capital so this is like a Kista doors of cars yes and then we're going and you were doing this [ __ ] before the show before you got pitched the show you were doing this anyway you were going well I buy Sil col cars I mean that's what I do for a living but no not in Mexico oh okay he was doing it mainly in just in Scotland and and in Maine season 3 is going to be I'm shipping them back from Cuba you know so it's funny it's funny you brought that up yeah so it's funny you brought it up actually shot a pilot in Cuba with Discovery Channel it's been about s years ago yeah and they wanted to do that it would be the first car to come back from Cuba since the Embargo one 61 or what it was1 which would have been insane the only problem with Cuba is one Cuba is very small and they have a lot of cars but they are trashed I mean it's just oh yeah they're hodge podge together oh well that and and keep in mind it's an island I mean they're Rusty they're where where the thing is the cars in Mexico or generally I mean they might be beat to [ __ ] because they've been used got good bones but but they're solid as a rule you know rust repairs generally aren't that big of a deal what about like Lebanon would you go to Lebanon go the other way go the other way listen to the travel agent over here travel go over there and get you a nice pujo we eater motor in excuse me can I borrow your Globe Charlie let me see where he's at well we're doing Charlie's giving me geology classes later than month you can come you learn about rocks you mean geography not geology Matt caught that well this is we're going to start with grammar no progressology I can see I've in a room full of Scholars oh man this is a judge free are Jeff so literally Jeff and and David and Terry they got up they had a show it ran into late last night of course you know instead of tearing down they were watching two fat people [ __ ] at the beach going to bed but you know so whatever but they had to get up they were in uh they were in Florida and got up this morning and drove straight here so they're a little they're a little spent Jeff he's trying to explain why they're stupid right now Jeff poor Jeff ain't been home in a [ __ ] week his wife done put his picture on a milk cart actually I'm afraid I'm going to get home there's going to be somebody a new man there so it's like I thought you were dead hey what where is BV he didn't show up today I'm just's at your house PP is the guy if you caught at your house you'd be like it's cool man he's a good guy he's a good guy I get it I get it I get it he's a great guy I get it hey you were early on let's talk about you getting all the the YouTube subscriber because you were early on on that [ __ ] what made you think hey I'm going to not only am I going to do the car [ __ ] but I this is content and social media is the thing so this is the funny part I fell ass backwards into the YouTube was not setting out to be I have kids come up to me I took a selfie with a kid matter at a Mexican restaurant in pel City Alabama talk about odd places find that on the map they have cell phones in pel city for they have a restaurant there what what we can't say [ __ ] out here we got a caution light and a roundabout you y' also y'all also have a Mexican restaurant there's a Mexican restaurant right down the street that's true there's well actually there's 14 of them and then nothing else so Cleveland Alabama's nothing but Mex so you're in you're in pel City well in pill City and I had a kid come up to me and he goes oh my God I love you're one of my favorite car YouTubers rabbit he says I want to be a YouTuber when I grow up like I didn't set out to be a YouTuber I didn't realize I was one yet but you you took it as an insult Hey listen here you little [ __ ] well no no no it's like the thing like like you know everybody sees the outside looking in yeah you know and and they're like oh my God you know cuz they see this [ __ ] you know they see the cool cars or whatever they don't see the [ __ ] you put up with on a daily basis guys like Charlie calling you all the [ __ ] time that kind of [ __ ] you know what I'm saying listen to this guy talking about sticking a finger in his butt you know these are the things they don't see being a mule for four years exactly exactly sitting next to a guy in zipper trunks oh yeah the Michael Jackson swimwear Edition damnn dude oh please don't drop those even more embarrassing all right I guess the pool was cold huh so but anyway but they here your hat Cowboy that's small horse you rode in on thank God they're not th but oh God but anyway to get back to your question though um I kind of fell into it um to tell you this story I kind of got to tell you another story real quick so I I started an event company in 2015 with a friend of mine you're looking for some bands to book no we want that kind of vent company we actually did car show DJing um I love car shows you you got think about most of your little local car shows are raising money for a great cause you know whether it be high school raising money for the football team or raising money for a charity or something like that and you got to do some really neat things so we started a company called hot rise and happy hour we had an event trailer 84,000 songs on file and and we did that stuff we actually got hired about a few years in to do a car show to host a car show for a local rock radio station Rock 101 WQ in graille South Carolina um which was an intercom at the time radio station and so we got hired on and they just hired just like anybody else um the thing that was crazy about that was is I grab my little wireless mic and I'm making my little announcements and all that stuff and I had a guy walk up to me at the event trailer and he said Jesus he had I'll never forget he was wearing a straw hat and a shirt with lobsters on it not a car show guy no no exactly exactly I'm learning things I'm just trying to learn them ex exactly father time no you look like you look like Ean or Scrooge on vacation I want to ask you I want to ask get it out he's like how I I just want to know one thing we're straggle Rock pass out all right so moving on so anyway this guy comes up to me and he goes Jesus Christ you got a set of pipes on you son that voice you got and I said it's the way I talk you know and he goes have you ever thought about doing radio I said no two weeks later I was on FM radio we had an automotive talk show we did on there so anyway that took off one of my very first calling guests was a guy named ed Bolan Ed Bolan started a YouTube channel called vinwiki Ed Bolan was also known at the time for being the record holder for the Cannonball Run from New York to LA just like the movie mhm he held the record for like eight years wrote a book about it and all that stuff and Ed lives in Atlanta and you know and I was kind of nervous I've never interviewed anybody before like that and I me this is a guy doing car shows for a [ __ ] high school football team last week and I'm interviewing Ed Bo and this guy was on The Today Show and you know I mean just co- called reached out to him he said yeah I'd love to do it all this stuff and uh we brought him on radio and we had a great time it was a great segment with great um laughing cutting up about that and I loved it cuz when he was on The Today Show that's back when Matt low was on there before Matt L got touchy and but anyway and I love how Matt L interviewed because you can always tell a a non-car guy talking to a car guy yeah and and so I was joking around with him and he asked Ed Bo one question I thought was really funny that I wanted to ask him and use my reaction to it and he goes what's that I said mat L asked you how do you prepare for something such as the cannon ball and I'm like apparently you've never been in Atlanta in rush hour that's how you prepared for the [ __ ] game canonball living in Atlanta he he trains every day so moving on and and I thought that was funny because we're all from the south you know right so anyway Ed reached out to me he goes hey I just started a YouTube channel they have about 150,000 Subs it's taking off really good um so I went down there you know and I've never done a YouTube video in my life he had this little set that was in the back of a warehouse and I told a story where I was banned from eBay for life and she one of those things I've been doing this a long time and I told that story and it got 100,000 views the very first day and it just blew up and then now it's been H it's been a few millions and millions and millions of times now but but that was the thing that was that very first YouTube video and then he's like w you come back down and tell a few more and tell a few more and then next thing you know it just keeps going up and then we lost another Channel off of it yada yada and that the rest is history and then of course Netflix it's all the YouTube stuff the most notorious car I'm sorry but he said Ean are Scrooge face I'm still holding on to it the that is that the one that got you Charlie he got me boy what day is it could I have some cold sir oh god well just just so you know Matt is over there just plotting your demise just so you know he's like I'm about to dismantle this [ __ ] I want you to know these these are my joke pants so I got them on I got them on and then this is the craziest thing if you want to go a little deeper with the Ebenezer Scrooge and we got Tiny Tim over here to the oh that's Richard Rollins speaking of Cannonball hey hold on a second did you notice this Keith got a miniature version of his beard it oh my God he's got a miniature version of his beard it's like it's like a little Ebenezer Scrooge oh holy [ __ ] anyway so now Ed so Ed kind of helped you out a little bit and then you eBay Outlaw baby that's Outlaw I I kind of want to hear that story I don't want to ask so many people have seen click the video we need the views we need the views so the fastest way to tell a 15minute story yep um in 2000 I got married mm MH first mistake what was his name I wonder if he thought that one up all by itself that a good he's got his joke pants on I got my joke pants on my God yeah so but anyway so I got married um I love sales I I sold my first car around 16 years old I love selling cars I love selling things this was my problem I didn't have the capital to buy the cars I wanted to sell or to buy as many cars as I wanted to sell I wanted to be like we wheer dealer guy instantly and I couldn't stand it so I'm thinking of ways of how I can sell cars a lot of them you know and I'm sitting there and I'm sitting here I bought a brand new house when I was 20 years old I had a mortgage and a wife a fat wife and a mortgage which is even worse whoa yeah really we saw we saw her at the beach last night she loves mackerel she does tricks the uh stay away from the Splash Zone and so anyway so naturally you know I'm having to feed her and pay a mortgage so I need to H the ground God this is a roast of your ex uh I'm here for come on yeah let's go but moving on um we eventually got her fixed up but anyway she works at [Laughter] Golden so anyway um I'm over here thinking well at the time I have sold a few cars on eBay yeah and keep mind eBay motors came out in 2000 like 2000002 2001 it was still a relatively new thing the very first year of eBay Motors was the year I started selling cars on eBay they sold about 600 cars on eBay that year 600 they sold 65,000 on there last year mhm so just to put that in perspective but 600 the very first year so I'm thinking you got to think about it this is 2001 most car lots didn't have computer years didn't have internet I mean they thought the internet was [ __ ] just for poor yeah so it didn't well it does more things too oh it's like a it's like a Swiss army knife now it does all kinds of things I got you and porn but but this is the thing so what I did is I made me up some business cards I was going to be an Auto Broker I'm going to sell cars for car lots online because you got to think here in South we're in edar heaven They Don't Really rust you know what used car lots on every we have used car lots in Baptist Churches that's what we got yeah in Mexican restaurants and so but up north a clean used car brings a premium mhm so if you got a way of advertising those cars that's the beauty of the internet because it opens you up to the world I thought about this so you got all these little dirt floor car lots they got good used cars so what did I do I took my Circuit City charge card I used to work there City charge card that's believable you can afford them zipper pants he just got him off lway hey guys they're gone shut up Spring them off hey man I'll get completely naked if you if you move to my shirt I'm telling you done all right go ahead so anyway I went and I bought a Sony Cyber Shot digital camera and I bought the most expensive compact computer they had mhm and I was going to be an online Auto Broker I invented the term put it on a business card I went to car lots all over town I had some of them laugh me out of the building and I said you know what I'm going to sell three cars for you for free and I'm going to sell them in s days I'm G to have a customer come in and pay you for this for more than you're asking for it MH oh [ __ ] you can't do that damn charged a flat rate I had 30 car lots working for me in a month wow and I'm selling you know anywhere between 150 to 300 cars a month now for these cars and I would go around do pictures and you know I was all slick and professional I had some eBay Motors tags made to go on the back so it didn't say like Jim Bob Bubbas used cars or something and basically when they won their auction I would send them a little email saying hey come pick up your new ride it blah blah blah blah blah they walk ride door and pay him I'd go back the next week get paid for my cars I sold the previous week reload my cars for the next week it's just over and over and over and over rinse and repeat I did this for years we made a killing with this um so I got to the point I was eBay power seller several times and uh and something about eBay though is the eBay rating system is extremely flawed right um You got to think uh picture of his dick or a Ferrari carry the same amount of weight and feedback that's pathetic hey the man said what he said so a picture a a picture like a Polaroid a picture a picture a picture of dick is that what he said beer of his dick oh a picture of his dick leave it alone Jeff more like a thumbnail but go ahead yeah it's been blown up but it's cold in here shut the [ __ ] up it ain't that cold I'm I'm hot over here so anyway so what somebody buy you know $2500 car and drive it to Missouri from South Carolina and you they' get a flat tire and they'd leave you bad feedback Jesus Christ you bought a car for 2500 bucks it made it home yeah you know what I mean but they would still that's just how the world is the internet man yeah so I advised a way to fix my feedback because I've been doing this so much because back then to open up an ebay account all you had to have was an email address you didn't have to have PayPal credit card anything set up like that so what did I do I just open up all these eBay accounts and what I would do is I would just sell myself stuff back and forth and bump my feed I mean literally I get a negative feedback 24 hours just right back where it was again you know I would go buy or you sell my stuff s random stuff you know whatever and and I had probably 30 H my dog had an ebay account just everybody did and that's pretty smart how to get B H yeah bounce it back you're giving David ideas well I thought that and then it it bit me in the ass when they caught on to it and I got a 17 Page certified letter in the mail from eBay actually woke up that morning every account I had was gone and I'm like what's going on must be a glitch on the server or something is it that [ __ ] x-wife that [ __ ] but anyway but what it was I had a 17-page letter from eBay now keep mind this is five years in into it a 17-page letter saying how I can't play on eBay no more and one was for the multiple fraud and accounts but the other was for my fake personalized plates because it was a copyright infringement oh five years oh you had them made up yourself eBay eBay what was it called eBay voors yeah but so anyway I got kicked off eBay and I'll be honest with you everything like that runs its course you know what I'm saying it's not magic what I was doing it doesn't take a real bright guy to figure out what I was doing by this time the internet was getting more and more popular everybody's got their grandson he can do that yeah next thing you know you know especially dealing with car dealers they're going to try to save a nickel everywhere they can I get my grandkid put it on there for me you know whatever so it was already kind of slowing down a little bit so it was kind of the writing was on the wall um I left there and went to work matter of fact I had a Ford dealership shortly after that that's the story for another time but I was banned for life from eBay so now if I open up to this day I can open up an account and you got to think about I have moved different credit card different every I have a PayPal account but don't leave I mean I won't even log that onto it just put a credit card in there and within 24 hours it's gone I don't even know how they know that's crazy it's SC they're watching me right now yeah but that's a pretty genius idea I mean like how much there could have been a lot of footwork in it you just sat behind a computer and well go out take a picture outside outside of do outside of that and that was a lot footwork I mean that was that was literally two days solid doing that but yeah the rest of it was yeah pretty self-explanatory you got a few dumb questions every once a while but that was really they sold their themselves and almost every car went up north you know to be you obviously the Rust Belt things like that but and it was a great way to get my foot in the door I mean I'll be honest with you it paid for my very first house I was three I bought a brand new my house was $98,700 in 2000 a three-bedroom two bath little vinyl village house where they all look the same in the neighborhood I paid that house off in three years yeah it's pretty impressive you're 20 when you did this right I was 20 but the thing you think about so in 2005 this shows you how smart I was with my money in 2005 when I was banned literally I went to work a couple months later at a Ford dealership recently divorced I had two Corvettes a brand new one and an 80 Corvette convertible mhm a 99 Tahoe and $16.75 to my name and a house it was paid for that's not a bad deal but you know what I'm say but no money you can't eat these things so I went to work at DND D Ford in Greer South Carolina with an $800 Halle Burton briefcase with a pack of crackers and a big pen in it because I couldn't afford lunch and went to work at The Ford Place my very first day so you live and you learn you know what I mean but but yes it was a very smart for a kid my age I thought that was a cool idea and it was a great way it got my it got the ball rolling and the thing is I've told that story a billion times in bar oh my god really and I mean like you know I've told a million times and he just said one of those random things and then you tell it online it's all new again yeah yeah so yeah I me keep M was 20 years ago still you got an all new audience now you know younger people getting online like you were saying you got a young audience for them to hear the new story that's right or hear what's your most viewed the eBay Outlaw the you got the one story I don't know if it was your channel but it was the the best most money you ever made from a that was a real big video I did uh best sales day ever yeah that was so that was actually my very you know I'm a lucky guy and this was luck and uh salesman hate this story because they hate this guy yeah so but the the eBay Outlaw video also bought a methb mini truck that one was pretty hot video I sold Camaro to a porn star that was a good video um what's this jury duty thing you said that you you were selling cars at Jersey the you're a real Hustler godamn we don't we don't slow down we'll slow down at the r you have I bought a car from you yet like I'm worried give it time we're going to talk to you after the show yeah I'm worried I'm so but anyway everybody's walking out of here with the car ping everybody gets a car today but but that was the thing of it it was just I'm a Salesman I love to sell you can't turn it off and in every facet of it I mean that's that's how me and Charlie met that's how you know what I'm saying it's if you're a Salesman you sell everything no matter what you're doing you're selling yourself and and these stories are fun you know and they're all you know we had to change some of the facts to protect the guilty but you know but I mean a lot of them and I mean a lot of them are fun a lot of them you can learn from and a lot of them you know got a good little story to it you know a good a good little reminder like hey don't be a douchebag Charlie what' you buy from him U me several things yeah me and Rob we've we've done a lot of business together we've done a lot of swapping back and forth not enough to get on the show obviously but you know a lot of business what's that not enough to get on the show because he won't come to South Carolina I don't know he won't fly he's a [ __ ] I just started flying it's like he's got a [ __ ] warrant or something you know know right in South Carolina do you need to call your parole officer you remember you remember the time uh we had um uh I don't want to say too much but um I had to meet you in Atlanta huh you remember that time oh look it's a Crack Pie I got a I got a call me and Casey's uh at a Mexican restaurant having dinner one of the 14 yeah Rob calls me um hey man uh I need you to I need you to meet me in Atlanta like tonight because you know we had had a business still or whatever together and uh the guy was was going to pay for it like that night and whatever anyway so we got the car and drove to Atlanta he got in the guard drive we just met there we met at the QT at the QT literally like at midnight at midnight yeah with drugs and it was of all of all the places of all the places we could have picked that was probably not a safe spot it was not was it the QT there uh by Six Flags yes yes yes yeah I know that one that's a roll them up and lock them kind of place you know what I mean that's the Shady that's where you do all that [ __ ] did y'all get a hot dog in there no no get a hot dog out the the only thing you're going to get there is a charge that's it oh then they started David you know they started a band that's when they started their band yeah Gargamel's taint yes that's when the band was born that's the name of it car's right there from the meth lab in the men's bathroom at QT did y'all have any hits like uh they had a hit called Smurf farts yeah we had a few hits actually asra's [ __ ] I tell you what I'm going to do I'm actually going to I should have already sent these to Dustin but as we're talking you have garel tank music I have got y'all really were in a band Together live no dude what the [ __ ] listen put your pants back on I thought he said he's about to send audio I was like well how a yeah I'm gonna send some videos we um so we were at the lake for a week or whatever and Matt and and some of his peeps came came over and just hung out for a few days and yeah that was a good night we were we were living the dream that night yes we were something oh man flying high you know I'm G to sing this right you did stand up for a while yeah I did stand up for a while so in between in between marriages I did stand up so you got married again yes for a second how many times you going to touch that stove you don't learn do you I'm a slow learner I'm a slow learner still with the second no have you married a third time no okay okay so he wised up a little bit okay you are adulting I was married for 5 years the first time nine months the second oh oh it didn't take long it didn't take me long to figure out I messed up it didn't cost you as much getting out of there second one was comical it was just it like a technicality like you know yeah so so you met her and it was just like a clown show and that was the end of it well like we dated for a little while and it was cool like when you're going out on dates but when you live with someone day in in and day out and it was and it was you know it was one of those things like cuz my first marriage was a [ __ ] train wreck from way back yeah but and that's a story for [ __ ] Dr Phil not this [ __ ] right hold on no we got Dr Phil right here this is Dr Phil he can get you back together with I'll sort you together [ __ ] that I can't afford to feed her I think you guys can work this out the way he's looking at you you can tell he's into it yeah you could tell he's either into it or want to rape me or something I don't know or maybe looking up he looking over the top of his glasses at you it's like I feel i' would feel better if there's a divider here they used to be they used to be can we switch SE there's a piece div there's a piece of plexiglass out there in the workshop we can s something the plexiglass I don't know that's I can still see his eyes you just see his see his breath on the it's fogging up and [ __ ] bogging it up but anyway the uh so but my second man marriage every was like so what happened with your second marriage you know like that it's like I I mean like the biggest thing I remember I was in my garage This One S so redneck when I say this I was in my garage smoking a cigarette waxing my Malibu yep that's what they is that what you call it well everybody in here is like yeah go on so you were in there rubbing one out no I was actually waxing my Malibu in the garage and she came outside and sat on the little steps in the garage and she's like what are you doing I said wa in my car and I look over her and said you just want to get a divorce she's like I guess so and it was like non shalant she packed her [ __ ] and left were you fighting no it was just it was just like I think I think both of us were like were you on drugs when you got married no I I wish I could blame it on that but no no he was in the ocean she was hot I mean she was attractive I mean it's just yeah that's what happens when you become successful the women start getting hotter well I mean but dating life has gotten way better I mean they went they went from looking like Casio to looking like David not quite as hairy but you know but pretty good pretty good off off the bat there yeah how has the dating life been like have you have you have you had a lot of experience lately like I see every time I don't even do social media but you know my wife's over there showing me people's pictures and she's making fun of people sometimes and she's like God look at all the she's not going to be happy with you saying look at all the filters this girl used and it doesn't even look like well but that's the thing now could you imagine like dating dating like you imagine like and I've never I've never been on a date nap in my life or anything like that cuz I have a personality we can put you onist have a personality CU I have because I'm not a [ __ ] weirdo but um but yeah because I can actually [ __ ] speak like a man yeah so anyway but that was I got a funny story about that too but anyway but like the pictures they're so like imagine if someone became missing yeah and like they used that picture nobody's G to find that [ __ ] person they don't exist I mean you know what I'm saying I mean you looking at George cloy you get this [ __ ] I mean it's you're welcome it's getting bad no we're real by way he does look like the guy that's been missing for 10 years when they found him in Lebanon he looks he looks like the uni grandfather it's crazy cuz guys don't do that girls do that it's like what in in those apps they'll or just in in normal social media you look at them and they and you're like we just saw you they don't even we know what you look like everybody that knows you knows what you look like so why but they're like oh just hanging out by the beach girl yeah and they're doing with stars on my [ __ ] face and where did those come from puppy dog ears yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so have you got a lot of that to where like it's it's it's um it's like it's I tell you you meet them and they're like you're like wow you you I'm not personally ran into it but I see it that's called catfishing yeah that's it's a thing has rabbit been catfish no rabbit's not been catfish you got to watch that though I mean they could surprise you a little more than a bad pck dud the guys do that [ __ ] too I mean I don't I think I think it's a guy thing I've seen girls do it the guys's pictures really I don't know I just I don't know it's just so crazy like what happens when you meet the people though like like I guess I guess they do that on dating sites and [ __ ] too well but that's the thing like you go to meet this person and like you walk right past them you're like no this isn't it this is George would you walk away from a date if you saw somebody that looked different you showed up and they look different would you be like [ __ ] that's false advertisement if i s somebody if if I've got a picture of a Lamborghini and they show up and there's a goddamn hor there are you going to buy it no I don't know how nice is the tourus I know it's just I wonder if you have that genan to where you're just too friendly to like but they were they were ly I no I do not have that Jean yeah no I I'll be like listen [ __ ] sorry you you were trying to sell me this is false Aver this is bait and switch listen you dumb [ __ ] I'm pretty sure minute here look at look at oh my God Photoshop oh hold on slow down let's save there you go that's a good one that is man that is that tell that's a good one please tell me that's like on your Tinder app no it's on my it's actually on my grinder app actually the the other one go back to the one with red hair that no that's not the one I Wasing that these got filters yeah of course they do that's what I'm saying go through them let's look at them hey do you have one on there with no filter um I don't know look at all we oh that was look atuc oh there we [Laughter] go that one looks that one looks a lot like bed hair don't care [ __ ] oh no and you forgot the eye color is wrong you got you got to find one with blue eyes no go back to the one before that though that one so that's my that's my grinder profile that is that is that is filters on there right yeah that's [ __ ] my wife does to pictures man yeah so you are poess yeah abely absolutely you know what it looks like one of those uh Team America [ __ ] character go back go back he's got his headphones on go back to the headphones the which you're watch you guys which one that one if you're watching this on YouTube comment below what song he's listening to that's what we want right now there's no telling what song is he listening to I'm probably listening to some Lady Gaga or something 98 de sum will it go any further if you can ask you can you make it scroll and keep going those there you go keep going I am Mo looking SL down I'm about to slide out of this you go for real though it's just crazy to me CU people are that's so weird that people do that so much stop zooming in on that he's gonna get a boner it's he does already that's why got the drum box that's our that's our producer extraordinaire right there Dustin Trey right there that's Dustin doing all that shout out Dustin so it's funny so my camera guy so you you guys see this shows you how nice you are yeah my camera guy his nickname is 1099 yeah that so oh this is what's this we all went out we all went out to uh oh my God this is this is Gargamel's taint St oh God but we all went out we were all going out to dinner one night downtown my rap guy and my rightand man we're all going out and my camera girl is like how come I never get invited to anything I said listen you're 10199 you don't even get a W2 so you don't get invited so now that's his new nickname 1099 that should be the name of this podcast Charlie's 1099 I need to start a 501c or something that's our gang name got 1099 tatto you ever been to pill City all right so we got footage of Gargamel's tank let me see if this is the video play that just for a second turn turn the volume up on uh oh here who's in the room right here well this is Rob and Matt and oh Yep this is it HIIT PA let me let me all right so look set the set it up so we we might have been doing a little boozing that night or some of us some boozing is that that Matt's playing so hold on set up you're doing set when when is this so this is what two years ago okay so we we're at the lake and the guy right there he's got this little hand tambourine I got them I got them one of those like First Act instrument P Walmart from wmart you know and this guy in the center is just zoned down I mean he's living the dream he's in the moment and he is shaking that [ __ ] tambourine so fast and hard like he's got py it had smoke rolling off of it but it uh in the song it me up so much that I had to just stop IM shaking like [ __ ] Michael J fox in an earthquake that's a lot he got got himself some bird legs right there here we go here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah hit play oh here we go Gargamel's taint I think it's this here we go where didd you get them Christmas Bells from finally I just start [Music] laughing stop you gotta quit I dude I was I was trying to hold it in dude I couldn't he was he was shaking the hell out of that damn thing he was giving it hell that was a good time though man that was a fun night one behind you remember that just one behind hey Charlie stick with it stick with it one take it up why don't you get your guitar out Charlie let's sing some songs a maybe in a minute come on man a minute so so I a exactly so I got I got I got an actual question you got one I do I got an actual question you got so when you did the show what so far what's been your favorite vehicle that you've done I thought you guys what is favorite City follow up said favorite city I it would have been the funniest moment you ever I thought you you missed it I y'all [ __ ] that up cuz I had that for later but oh damn I trying to be serious what was the best on texmax bougie Bronco I like the Bronco the Bronco was cool um I also like the Suburban we did yeah that one NE the car yeah the carry all that was badass that that thing turned out cool and actually what's even neater is one of the guys from the show ended up buying it so a local guy janio the guy was in the body shop he actually has it in front of his body shop in El Paso like they drive it around and all that stuff LS3 it's pretty cool little setup air rod not too bad yeah that was a good looking vehicle though for sure I was like if any of them would it would have been that one or the Porsche that was the cool history with that one man that was super cool we given the tours the Suburban they found was giving tours all over Mexico that was a cool backstory on that vehicle it was kind of neat it was kind of a cool that's that's another thing I love about the show though is it gives you that little history lesson all that little background and it's just fun and a lot of it's made for TV [ __ ] too my yeah my favorite is the guy who sold the uh you got the real history like the Suburban and then the um the guy that sold the uh stinky Rambler when he's like hey we've had this since it came out in ' 64 and he goes yeah that's a Car Lot story my brothers drove all the cars I've ever sold just that inside baseball like used car Stu is amazing as well exactly oh man my brothers drove every car I've ever my mom my mom's never seen this [ __ ] my mother's been driving it for she literally just parked it last week bless her heart she takes the bus to church now let yeah let's do a let's do something fun so you guys don't I guess you I guess you're you're figuring it out we got a little we got a few more minutes kill but let's do a round robin so so Rob is the absolute professor at roasting people at roasting people yeah so when me and Rob get together it's the funniest thing God forbid if you're on our bad side because we we pull [ __ ] we pull [ __ ] out of the here but if you found that that even us on our bad side's funny yeah like we're trying to be mean and they giggle it just pisses you off even more are you trying to tell us it's coming from love it's all coming from Love it hurts me more than it hurts you right I've heard this story before it hurt pretty damn bad the X5 love language is just here's what I get nervous about you you've got you know there's some car people in here but yeah people like Rob who you see online all the time around cars it's kind of like the dude the dudes that worked at the record store back in the day where they're silently judging the albums you're buying every oh yeah I feel like every time you drive up around somebody like that Rob's like no no if you like it great hey it looks good on you when you're buy the album they're like yeah okay what of a kind you got there have you heard of The Pixies that's a nice C hey man it's Rex Manning day you said she DRS a Camry with hubcaps I'm like Rob's judge everybody's [ __ ] vehicle instantly 100% guess you just got he's the record just got him a new Bronco out there I I like I like that that is nice charity charity he just gave you no he's they're cool man for my daughter you know you know what if you if you like it I love it if you like it I love it we go he goes and you know who else loves it his boyfriend Casio calls me goes man knew was happening he's like I'm thinking about getting one of those new Broncos I was like yeah man I I bought my daughters both one yeah I go okay that's cute you know I really did and because he was like hey man your guy cuz one of my buddies he bought like seven of them when they you know when they were coming out I guess to make a little money on them or whatever Charlie kept saying I bought them from both of my daughters I bought them for both of my I'm going take you down here but both girls got the same vehicle you got my female daughters no they're I like them though man they ride so much better than a Jeep too Jeep rides like a damn log wagon what how many cars do you got right now how many cars are in rabbit's name [ __ ] well I'm a dealer so don't they're not all in my day about 16 16 give or take you can only keep four the garage is catching on fire what are you Dr let that [ __ ] burn they all got insurance look for kenin that's what we do look for Kling oh God we had a guy come by from the fire department cuz you know like ca is a small town yeah we've been there yeah and it's we stayed there it's I mean it's it's a nice it's a nice little town but you know when somebody's coming to town you know I mean it's so funny like Greenville we're just a bleep on the radar cica you know like oh goodness so like the mayor's come by and you know there's a MacDonald's there there is a McDonald's and a game warden and and all this stuff that came by you know everybody all the movers and shakers of syre and but anyway but like they'll come by and the guy from the fire department came by and I told him I said if this motherfucker's ever burning don't be in no rush you boys take your time just take the damn afternoon off just you know what just go the other way just tell you got lost is there a dream car you had got yes it is and I know what it is we almost we almost we almost got it we almost did and that's the reason we talk about in the TV show that thing yeah yeah yeah I love so you got to understand you know in this YouTube [ __ ] whatever world I live in now and you know supercars are it everybody loves them and you got Ed Bo and the king of salvage title bad brand supercars and um you know and everybody all these everybody loves Ferraris and and I wasn't that guy I grew up in a single wide trailer in Greenville South Carolina my dream car was a Camaro or a Corvette now you speak in their language exactly well but hanging around these guys I see things and I see certain cars that I like Lamborghinis yeah around Charles it's okay give or take it's whatever it's cool what happened when we you remember remember we had a [ __ ] armadillo I thought it was a possible it might have been a possible it was a it lived I know that God it Liv you ran over a posum in a Lamborghini and it lived and it lived yeah tell me you're a redneck with money without telling me so we we we left the house it was we drove across a covered bridge we we did we drove across the covered bridge and I don't remember what road we were on but imagine imagine Dukes of Hazard leaving Uncle Jesse's house but take the gener Le and make it a black Lamborghini oh it was so funny story gets better with every sentence and we I just got it back cuz it was had been detailed you remember that and it was all clean you splattered a POS oh dude I'm talking about no it lived he didn't splatter it cuz those cars are so low to the ground and you I could feel that thing hit about four times underneath it like it was like rolling like grabbing on for its life trying to just I'm like well he's like but the best part this was the best this was the this was the best part and this I've told this story four times this is the best part of this Story one I was wearing a cobra Kai gee yes you are riding in a Lamborghini in rural Alabama I think it was October it was close to it came with the Lamborghini but as one does but CIO this is where it gets good this is where it gets good where were we headed to the Dollar General yes to get lighter fluid and cigarette that's we were we got out of a Lamborghini trailer park [ __ ] Style yes and walked in maror Reds maror menthos oh [ __ ] they got cowtails got two cowtails and two bottles of lighter fluid and walked out of that [ __ ] like a boss kill with a cobra Kai ghee on and no one [ __ ] said a word it's like it was just normal yes that's the scary part oh that was funny that's people looked at them and you know they thought they're so out of touch look how out of touch this guy is Charlie city were you in in that this city you're in here like that must be the May right there it's right here man yeah this happened right herey man May if it's a Dollar General it's always right here no matter where you are in Alabama man you're not kidding that little town I live in which is like 3,000 people there's three [ __ ] Dollar Generals that are within walking distance well you know Dollar General you they franchise those things oh yeah of course they do but their but their goal was to have one three miles in any [ __ ] Direction and I'm pretty sure they've done it they have over ,000 locations yeah 10,000 just in Blunt County yes there's there's a Dollar General in the Bermuda Triangles yeah yeah there's one there's two in Antarctica now if you had to place a bed on it more locations Subways or Dollar General Dollar General's hands down yeah wow hey look that up Dustin see which one has I don't know Subway PR look that your geology lesson boy but you know what though Idaho doesn't have Dollar General look at all those rocks look at that Idaho has no they're so white they don't have Dollar Generals they have I wonder what they have up there Family Dollars maybe Poss look you can't even tell between Mississippi Tennessee Alabama that looks like a [ __ ] Verizon map it does I don't know that might be Cricket Wireless right there that's 5G only baby that's so Diablo cellular that's a prepaid plan that's that ain't 5G that's we're just going to give you the mid to East Coast yeah that's it what's that Subways that's ver ver oh they're better coverage than Verizon D Dollar Generals cover the country better than Verizon does I'm getting a Dollar General phone [ __ ] Verizon now bring up Subway loc I bet Subway might have more dude no they're like the number one fast food place in America well because they can put them they don't have to be freestanding that's true they can put them in shopping centers and stuff I yeah that's he's going I am curious about this too Subway uh yeah restaurant you probably better put restaurant those are New York subway maps yeah good call that's actually what exactly what that was and you need to get dust in a spelling class yeah I didn't know I struggle with restaurant too believe me it's been corrected in myone restant there's a lot of A's in you yeah there's a lot of A's in use in there so what so what color is Subway on on that map what color Subway probably oh so no yellow is Charlie's oh Charlie Subway is green is it Dollar General says they have more than 19,000 stores damn that's gone up 9,000 Subway Subway's purple on that map it's actually not is that not look go all the way down zoom in right there to the left that's yellow no that's not yellow no you're not looking at the chart look Subway Subway say here hold on second Jeff you call that purple rabbit let me take this let me take from this angle it looks from this angle go back to the map there Hopscotch hey Keith does it not look purple from this angle hell no Jeff hold on one second you see down there at the bottom left Dustin where it says Subway and it's got the little color beside it right zoom in on that all right see look yellow Subway restaurants 37,000 locations W right they're double that's insane I mean the hill two here you know what if you're a veteran you can get a Subway franchise for free that's the restaurant that's a great story you got time to tell it again yeah y'all want to STI no I'm telling you why got why there's so much more it's the cheapest franchise to open there's actually if you go if you go to New York and you go to Coney Island there's actually a subway station Subway sandwich station in the subway station open oh my God there's two there's one um that Way's one that way not enough New York put it here I mean in the studio yeah in this yeah all how the [ __ ] do we get off on this anyway I don't even know what we're talking about 37,000 to 19 we're talking about Dollar Generals oh yeah yeah yeah so anyway see how we going there that was mind and Rob Lamborghini lighter fluid and cowtails and damn near total Lambo what youall do with the lighter fluid besides burn the P it was for the bonfire for the bonfire well I figure it's for yall Zippos since you all rolling like that I fig Zippos lay your best roast out on every everybody oh yeah let's do a round Rob and a roast you look like that the other night he's already covered me I guess I'll go pee no you're good you're good we'll wait for it's going to take a 15 minutes to figure out which [ __ ] zipper God oh he's he's one zipper away from a Beat It video look he's like this not it not hang on damn it that was not it that's my thing oferts he he'll just have to take them off again oh God those shorts he looks like the guy from The Lost Boys that's playing the saxophone bring up that guy Dustin you know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about yeah I do look there it is there it is right there but you got to see Mich right there to the left yep that that's that's you I never piss so quick as what I do in this podcast cuz I know I'm getting talked about hey hey who took that picture from our gig last night that's David on stage I don't look anything like that guy why no we're talking about just your sh your zippers and your chains and your oh belts when I walk around it sounds like you're throwing a jewelry box down a flight of stairs I'm just roasting myself over sound like mat with a tambourine oh I'm still dead y'all from earlier what' you say he look like your SC I can't even [ __ ] talk hey go back I got a t-shirt saxophone guy go scroll down oh I still believe still believe yeah you need that one dude e Scrooge on on vacation Jesus Christ what McDonald's do you think that guy's working at right now the one right up there in Cleveland the one next to the [ __ ] Wendy's that you're working at bro damn it surprise guest we've got Saxman hey I know it's supposed to be a round robin roasting but it seems to get stuck over here in this chair just a lot to work with look you start it off you start it off no there's a lot to work with look Rob's been roasting your ass off I'm crushed emotionally Rob said bring it he's been roasting your ass all day I can't I'm just I'm I'm scarred emotionally s I'm sitting here hot enough to [ __ ] roast everybody I'm over here making an appointment with better help right trying to get my [ __ ] [ __ ] together his life together over there Rob come on man where you want to start from over here you've already that area rob you look like a dehydrated Ry Dangerfield congratulations on your new Netflix series two and a half chins I saved that one for Jeff Ross I sto so that was Rob's joke me and him me me and Rob were talking about when uh when we we had sent everything or whatever to Jeff he he didn't do the Pod whatever but me and me and Rob was on the phone laughing for 30 minutes just about bust his ball the [ __ ] we we would say to him those are the best phone calls yeah my neighbors look at me so funny and I'm walking in my yard talking to Charlie I'm sure they look at me he's out he's going to right yeah he's going to right real quick yeah oh God all right start over here and let's work counter CL won't you start let's hear what you got we get robbed to roast everybody no [ __ ] let's hear what you got I'm not a good roaster man well then shut the [ __ ] up I want to hear his I want to hear his he wants to get roasted he wants to get oh you want you want him to roast you I want him to roast every one of us all right well let's start with this guy over here hit me up you already done you look like a dented can of [ __ ] Beanie Weenies can of Beanie Weenies had a face you would that's what it be I'm so glad it's somewhere else what about no shirt Bert right here too damn nice damn fragile I mean that's he'll carry it home with him whatever you say he said I'm fragile I am I'm fragile don't break me I think I think I think Berke goes home and jerks off to all that all that [ __ ] in his head he keeps talking about hey no I go home and wax my Malibu wax my Malibu you know I can't pick on Bert man I love Bert I do too man I love Bert don't make fun of him either Bert's like my favorite gu you do it all the time all right stop being stop being a [ __ ] and roast us man hey hey David you remember what you were saying about him the other day man say that yeah do do you remember what his Halloween costume that time we told him he look like a Venezuelan Fonzi hey our first see our first release episode you can't you can you can make money Rob Rob is the only returned guest um so Rob was on our first episode yeah a twer are you a twer or a gaer whoa whoa took a SW wait let's let that bask in the in the awkwardness I don't give a [ __ ] you know better than that just wait your roast is coming up so I don't give a [ __ ] I you know what I can't pick on Burt cuz life [ __ ] already has so CIO I remember where I know you from now okay fat camp the bariatric Clinic I used to be a fat ass too the ber except except except I cut Little Debbie out of my life you're still [ __ ] her oh man I [ __ ] her so much best the best the best joke ever with Charlie Charlie is probably one of the most talented musicians I know keep in mind I don't know many but one of the most talented musicians I know D J yeah I I I know uh I know edn McCain and these two [ __ ] okay so so basically you're the best but with things you're welcome but the funniest thing ever and I love Charlie you Charlie sings intro song to all my stuff you know to my YouTube stuff we're goingon to use them podcast and I love it I do I literally like I I can sit and listen to this man play music and not like with a heart on weird like he does but you know what I'm saying but like but but admire it you know what I mean it's just cool like I got a buddy that can [ __ ] if I had his talent in my face I wouldn't even need [ __ ] pants because I would be straight up getting late all the time but that would be a lethal combination and God was smart you know what I'm saying he separated y'all exactly he made him ugly as [ __ ] and me can't sing [ __ ] hot so moving on [ __ ] you look you look like the backup singer for one of the California Raisins [ __ ] what are you talking about so you got so many lies on your face Scar Face tried to [ __ ] sniff it calm down call Twink you look at you like the back of Jack Pet's Knuckles God dang it but but the best but the but the funniest part of that was is is is uh he he wanted some merch or something and I sent it to him so shot a text to my merch store he like well yeah Rob where's it going to so I typed the address and I'm like what's the name and I'm like Conway Twinkie yeah so I go to my mailbox twink I go to my mailbox like a week later and what it was it was pandemic mask yeah it the damn pandemic Rob when the pandemic was going Rob came up with these masks just said damn pandemic and it like went viers everywhere so he had he was selling them in his merch store I go to my [ __ ] mailbox and open my mailbox what the [ __ ] is this I looked at it I went Conway Twinkie that [ __ ] I knew exactly who it was you know what do we have when I tried to be a country guy David Rascal Rascal fats he called me gir Brook oh God DN that one was pretty good girth Brook gir Brooks what about uh what about big Keith over here you just now getting to meet him ain't you yeah yeah I don't know so um is that thing got his shots got it I wasn't aware I wasn't aware the circus was [ __ ] intent oh that joke went way over his head don't worry trust we've given him a lifetime of [ __ ] out on the road with us is Keith what's what's the what's the insult that's hurt you the most in life that way we can keep yeah say it over and over again yeah none of them he just like keep hand [ __ ] yeah he doesn't he he's doesn't have a heart that's why he doesn't feel anything no emotion no I tell you what these little these little guys look look at this they they are uh let me set this up Rob uh start this video back pull this video back some to the beginning of that footage DUS all right so right here just leave it right there for a second so let me give you a uh let me give you a a quick rundown on this video Rob oh my God I just realized what you look like what we'll get to that in a second mooving on St Jermain has set up this prank that about giving Keith A Car Keith really thought he was going to get a car for his birthday or something whatever so we made this big production of it and brought him out into the into the garage out there and you know had him cover his little eyes you know and stuff cover his little all right so hit hit play We blindfold him with an dude this is awesome of You by the way what do you think it is what what if it just comes to mind what do you think what kind of car smart car that way definitely not a smart car all right mention about some free card so on three man this is dir I want you to turn around and know that your life has changed one [Laughter] two anyway he was you could tell he was immediately just heartbroke he's like you [ __ ] oh yeah he thought he was really get in the car well hell he asked me I had this going on for a week he got the short end of the stick you mean St Germain did had it going on for a week oh yeah yeah not me St my buddy St Germaine he had it going on for a week and uh said Keith was asking everybody he's like man what card y'all get me and uh or what card did say citee talking to that round Barrel thing oh this right here CRA going Charlie I can hear just fine Charlie Charlie I got can we stop it for one second you said you want to be insulted that wiggle and you look like Cobra Dyke sorry couldn't wait oh my God order up oh Cobra Dyke over there he's just rocking that chain wallet with the fanny pack at the same time hey he's got that gay pride fanny pack on is he still wearing that rainbow fanny pack I'm worried about his nuts coming out of those [ __ ] shorts hey don't pop out every once in a while what you what did you think about oh is that your I thought you sat in some gun the whole podcast episode been looking at that's not gum I was like who still uses give him a spatula they're stuck to his thigh over there grape Big League Chew over right that's how Cobra Mike's Giant La is what you think about old old Jeff Allen here go ahead brother knock yourself out father time just step back in um he's like yeah I know you know he's a cool guy he's a cool guy like in a creepy stalker kind of way yeah like I don't know if he just put a bomb under my car or what but but you know I don't know he almost looks like a guy that drinks his own piss you know you can drink your own piss sterile guy wait I drink it cuz it's good I drink it I drink it cause it's clean we're back around we pass go so time for David again and I like the way it tastes time for LM again who what you got you said left he said you just realized Harry [ __ ] zipper pants so can we go can we go back to the very first of this video where it showed him first I want everybody to see that what about oh it's when Charlie's talking to me there there you go that right there that spot now can you minimize that and type in Happy Days Richie Cunningham's [Music] dad oh God I know where this is going oh do look like it oh Howard Cunningham over there that's scary look at that that could be your father well all you do is look I'm just say that's the first thing I thought of Richie you got this [ __ ] in my head now that's an old man Tom Bosley that's who that was yep our young demographic our our extremely young demographic is not going to understand that difference yeah well they probably thought that when you bought those pants too I guess I'm going to have to retire these sons of [ __ ] after today there's too much heat on them he bought he bought those shorts and they were like how old your [Laughter] daughter are these dad Bridges bridges no they're daughter Brides yeah did y'all ever did y'all have our own Panama Jack [ __ ] when of course we did man about oh now y'all want to say you're cool yeah what about duckhead you ever Rock duck course we had to rock some duckhead man i' got du hats right now I went to the Boaz Outlets baby and bought every color of who who rocked isot did not isod now but I saw back in the day the bragging dragon from JC Penny the bragging I've never heard that yes you rock that now who had who had some no fear shirts oh God yeah and everyone that wore a no fear shirt were eternity colog oh my God I wasn't getting that close than ck1 this smells a lot like this guy you welcome that was what was the other one swerve was or curve curve swerve was what you bought at [Music] Walmart that [ __ ] that [ __ ] would take rust off chrome car bumpers holy [ __ ] you can spray it on the front of your car bugs would even go you know they still use that [ __ ] that's what they figured out to kill Co Cur so Cur I tell you one thing it don't attract that's women look this up because I got told this the other day does cologne expire what I Ser that was my told this the other day up Google I don't know man I've been waiting on it does colog expire do you have some that's not expire not we got to we got to get you a spell yeah what you got BR Old Spice what you got what is Fahrenheit now do you see the way I swear to God Dustin we're getting you [ __ ] Hooked on Phonics he taking that geology class later too hey was that crazy that somebody told me that is that well I wasn't is pumped about that information as you were but so yeah cuz we use the Clone right I drink it but so Fahrenheit yeah I've got some f i remember that that stuck I remember that it was everybody hates it it was a Dior fragrance yeah our I'm a colog connoisseur actually oh quick raise of hands yep who all wore Tommy when it came out oh yeah dude absolutely absolutely that here's one even better who wore Polo sport when it came I've got the new polo some Liv in the country club about a session how about oh I got one for you I got one for you my grandmother wor how about how about you rock the St how about some old dra Noir everybody Rock like a damn black smell like Teenage desperation smell like every used Maxima in the world yeah like a Turkish rodeo Jesus Max I wish that was their slogan when they advertise it you want to smell like a use maximum smells like weed and dard every every 96 to 2000 the one Maxima smells like that [ __ ] all of them that's just it's it's just it's I think it's a factory Nissan thing it just they did it oh yeah they got a they got a contract with jar nir for their uh the new car spray it just smells like jar you wouldn't you wouldn't [ __ ] in the 90s if you didn't have okay you wouldn't [ __ ] you wouldn't hitting on [ __ ] um Bros you got to have now I'm talking early to mid 90s izy miak Polo sport no iszy Miaki what's that ck1 it was cologne I thought that was I thought it wases steak County hey you know they'll make that onion volcano down at izy Miyaki for here comes the train CH ck1 is like the KD Lang of a fragrance yeah it is I just never got down with that everybody you could wear it supposed to be unisex or whatever yeah what' you wear Matt Davis and basically you put it on you get cor cor it worked every time but those [ __ ] I mean you know these ladies are dropping like flies and me too so everybody wins wins M M's like chlori and it wasn't a yes but it wasn't a [Music] no what was what was your go-to colog Jeff um he looked like a you look like jovon musk Joon oh snap oh I just remember stopping at the Rev Co goddamn right remember yope Oh you mean j o p dud remember Mark's cologne he wouldn't tell us what it was it he had a hybrid no no no Mark had a hybrid where he mixed two into a bottle and we'd be like what is it because it's so identifiable and he was like I'm not telling you because he thought it was some secret way he was getting women he was like I'm not telling you what it is for years and years and years we're like did you figure it out uhuh text him see if you can figure out by the end of of this podcast tell him Charlie he pay him to know what is that musk it's he was called sex it's called pachuli Puli yeah he wasn't a pachuli guy no it wasn't it probably smelled like the inside of Ricky Van Shelton's cowboy hat CIO what what was your goto man what was a go-to cologne back in the day uh no mine was mine was curve it was curve yeah that was my go how ironic yeah that was what was yours ber back in the day I never really wor cologne we could tell yeah he's just stink all the time the roasting is over okay you never were a colog guy at all I got one I got one for you the same way cool water I got I still got it and my [ __ ] my you can buy it at Big Lots now but you okay don't make fun of me I just never got rid of I bought it it was expensive that's why seen of it expired yeah actually my first one would have been that code black yeah uh Kenneth Cole Armani Armani Armani arm I tell you you can't stunt me on clones I'm the guy were you about to say that cool water still works is that we about to say no no that [ __ ] went out with Snoop what car is that what car is that's what we should be asking all time 79 CP DeVille All no no I'd say a 85 money car car WS for sure matching what is curve what car is a curve a [ __ ] kiaer no curve curve was a uh Honda Civic 1990 Honda Civic a 1999 s SVT Ford Contour yes specific yes yes specific okay did none of y'all have Obsession in the round the round gold bottle did I remember I don't think I ever wore it my mom used to wear Obsession they used to give it out with the uh all for one record yeah hey hey hey as a teenager did any of y'all ever take the magazine open when they had get samples and rub it on your hell yeah i' done that up until I was like 30 what you English Le doing that [ __ ] when we in you never you never had the English leather my dad used to wear that [ __ ] yeah I had an obsession it SM it smell like a leather belt Dustin pull up 198 colog big Keith what was yours brut's going to come up on that what car would BR too young to wear cologne you were too young to wear cologne my dad oh look at there's dra car yeah I had I definitely had that oh Joe there's brute on the far right you can still buy this [ __ ] that's CRA of course you can the green original B PS remember PS that brute that's where my dad had that brute there's yope yope oh Pierre cardan you smell that was a jam for a little bit smell like a pair of carera sunglasses oh look at that old bottle of Old Spice down there oh look at this oh that's sexy Shon musk oil for men o that's what I used to rub myself down with W I think it's important to I was actually in that picture go back there's Mt over there on the right there that is Matt Davis mat Davis ah I remember that I love those guys they never they never wear shirts they were fun that guy bottom that's big key standing up yeah the guy at the bottom that was uh that was two weeks before Jeffrey dmer was arrested apparently was so this this is so troubling right is that Bill Cosby like this straight up is literally like right before the producer says action on a gay porn right the guy with his towel on he's like yep wa look at the quotes my secretary used to called me Mr Hart now she just calls me God he's like I put on cologne and started banging my secretary that's a pretty strong salit it's the 80s your M for I hope they don't stop making it cuz I would what's that guy's name where did you see that the bottom guy you know that looks like Keith standing straight up that's not Keith that's Steven Spielberg in his younger years I hope they don't stop making it because I would hey hey Casey get up in the mic and tell us some uh girls uh perfume from the 80s when like that was really popular he was a swinger did you see that wait wait Marsha gave me a jovon musco for my birthday and it turned the party into a terrific Affair think swinger that's a guy look like tell you something [ __ ] somebody's I'm going F A little secret that ain't the only thing Martha probably gave hey do you see do you see this one it h it hasn't put more women in my life but it sure has put more life in my women oh that's B van 6 is is this Sportsman wait I just noticed the middle guy is swinger yes oh J Fink swinger I uh so what do you do for living oh I'm a swinger I think that's my eighth grade math teacher we got a college look look at this guy now this guy was an absolute word Smith in the commercial look one day ingred said she'd give anything if I'd wear jovon musk oil so I did husband husband attorney and that dude that's 50 at the bottom is a college student maybe we should do a thing to where we do like a social experiment we all get these old colog and each person has to go in a bar you're to wear for a week no [ __ ] your whole house would just one night and just see which old cologne still attracted women I going to tell you something that green bottle polo with a brass top mhm come on yes yeah all the [ __ ] with fake hips are going to be all up all fake legs and fake hips that's if if if you like the older ladies let me tell you something just roll yourself around the Yankee Candle Company that's all you got do I was wanting to get a woman's perspective I was asking Casey to get in the mic and and tell us uh some girl perfumes from the 80s right she's on there David yes what are I was born in 82 so oh idea she wasn't nine checking out you weren't slutting it up at two and three years old that's his wife dude she's gonna [ __ ] kill you no I just wonder if she knew about 80 or maybe even 90s perfumes the shovel down right but yeah just just lay he just keeps [ __ ] digging he's already at this point he's got an excavator out oh Jesus Christ real quick Rob we going we going to dip out dip out of here before we get further down the rabbit hole we went from his dream car to Old Spice yeah what was your dream car we didn't get to oh his dream car you want me to tell him I know what your dream car is tell what's my dream car it's a MC Bernie uh Ferrari Daytona replica so they built so MC Bernie was a company in the 80s they started in the 70s but they primarily GRE grew to popularity in the 80s they made the best Ferrari replicas in the world so much so they made all the cars for the show Miami Vice um so the black one convertible those were built on actually a C3 platform and so Rob that that's Rob's dream carard there it is right there that's a sweet ass car and we almost had one bought but the the guy was weird in Shady you remember yeah it was Co times remember you didn't want to all that stuff so how rare how rare are those obviously they're pretty rare if you can't find one replica but they are rare because there's less of them than the real one yeah that's what but the real ones are pieces of [ __ ] you couldn't drive them anyway yeah that's a pretty good looking car I those cars are worth a lot of damn do yeah they're six figure cars and real ones aren't yeah yeah how much are the replicas per se they've they've man they're strong now too are they everything is shot up I mean you can find a turd for 30 or all the way to 880,000 does it drive you crazy knowing that that's probably sitting in some old man's garage well and the thing that was cool about it was this is actually one of the four that was used in the TV show yeah it was you know a real MC Bernie like MC Bernie set his ass in it that guy did yeah that's just really cool Ferrari sued him so he had to quit making them well actually Ferrari got so bad out of shape because they used him for the TV show and they called it Ferrari mhm because it's virtually other than being 3 in longer identical to all the Ferrari Parts bolted to it and everything everything I mean he made a carbon copy of it basically yeah and it was a little bit longer because it would fit on a Corvette chassis yeah and basically it had independent suspension four wheeel disc brakes it handled better it rode better it was actually faster and performed better than a real Ferrari and that's what made Ferrari mad and of course for a TV show you know since they're so finicky this is a car you just jump in and do anything with yeah so they loved it well they used it for what two three four seasons whatever and Ferrari got so Ben out of shape that they kept calling it a Ferrari that they gave them a Ferrari tester Roa so the gig the the white white one yeah but they had to blow that one up on camera oh and that was part of the gig so they shot one of them with a rocket launcher and exploded it now that's pretty cool though yeah so but there was three still floating it was a camera car and it's in the Volo Museum matter of fact I think that's that picture always to the right Volo yeah the Volo Museum and we have sold so many cars to Jay Volo that own this Vol AIO music who who has me and Scott man there's the I'm in a bunch of cars yeah there's several there's some yellow on white ones there's a few of they've done LS swaps on done some wild stuff and that's the cool thing being the Corvette platform swaps on oh you can do some W and now you got Detroit Speed making all the trick suspension stuff for C3 vets you can make one that'd be killer now have you put it out there this is your dream car you think I've talked about it but I mean and I'll find one it's got to be the right car I'll be honest with you so this is the one problem you'll run into with some of those when you get to looking at them and I'm want nerd out is the dash yeah a lot of them have Corvette interior still in them where the real ones actually had a mohair Dash in them like a real Ferrari the good ones and you can't buy any of this stuff and you got to think well you know you can get restoration parts so just to give you an example one of those turn signals the yellow you know the Amber turn signal right there on the front yeah they're like 3,700 bucks used each yeah like every the Ferrari emblem across the back this long you can't 3D print that [ __ ] and no no you can't do that you know what I'm saying but the little it's like $2,100 everything is so expensive for these things now so the key is to find a good one and then freshen it up or do whatever you want to with it but but those hard Parts need to be there what's uh what's new man what's new for rabbit what's coming up you know got a new podcast coming out ourself oh yeah yeah the rabbit juuse cars podcast cool it's going to be a lot of fun it's going to be on it's through Odyssey which is you know one of the largest radio companies in the country um we'll be launching that here real soon and uh looking forward to that uh so that'll be on all your streaming places yeah um let's see hopefully we'll be back filming here soon yeah for texx Motors again and you playing around on the YouTubes every week the new the new location is coming along good man coming along good down there in Syer yeah I like it you know it's so nice I roll out of bed I live five minutes from there right it is so nice just to roll in and people stop by and and shoot the like every day we have at least three or four people stop by and it's always fun just you showing them cars and all that stuff who's that where's that truck right there right so I need to walk you across the road and let you see it now that it's got the grill in it and all the spoilers and I want to ride it have we got a damn motor in it yet no not yet not yet we got we're doing first push us push us around in the truck yeah push you around the parking lot old golf truck that thing come out cool man it was cool I liked it that that got so much attention I love it yeah you gotta we'll walk over there because that way you can take some pictures of it um at least with everything back on it and stuff and then whenever we get the motor and trans all that good stuff in it I'll send it back to you let you let you play with it for a couple days on the channel but yeah rabbit use cars on YouTube um lot of lot of car shows coming up too yeah I'll be traveling you got to think so now from this weekend mhm till the first week of December I will literally be traveling to a different event every week oh wow um we've got literally a kicks off I'll be going to Texas again obviously for a few events and then we end the last one will be PRI in Indianapolis yeah and we'll be in Indianapolis a few times doing Australian car show in Indianapolis which is always a fun one um all the holes and the Ys and all that stuff if you're LS guy it's killer yeah um great show it's actually the largest Australian car show here oh wow um and they all meet in Indianapolis yeah in my buddy Travis Bill's backyard who we need to have on here yeah I'd love agree Travis is awesome Travis cuz Travis he owns The Cannonball ambulance yeah yep and he had the very first general Le one yep mhm but the uh but you know so we do that you know of course SEMA of course coming up again this year and then I've got pet headism with Ed and Freddy tarish will all be over there headlining that over in the UK oh that'll be fun you can do some stand up again too man I don't have time to do it like I used to you know what I mean it's fun and it's easy and and and Cass will tell you it's easy to poke fun and pick jokes or like that but to build a set put a set together and sit down and go do it it's a little trick I mean you go do some Open Mic stuff but if I was going to do it I'd want to do it you know and then the thing is I want to go do it all time it's like rug you get people laughing you want more of it mhm I don't know if he got a lot of that but still you know what I mean that's what he heard tell them how it is that's what I heard but but you know what I mean so no I it's fun but it is what it is yeah well we appreciate you driving down here to uh tell us all're workless I can tell you're excited I'm glad you came and he's so bless his heart he's so sleepy yeah no my tear my tears have soaked my shirt I got a zoom meeting with a therapist right as soon as we good thing good thing they soak your pants cuz those zippers would rust could never get it off man uh no man I'm glad you came down though I'm excited for you and everything you got going on seriously genuinely so when you've been buddied now for a few years so it's cool to see uh I love what you've done with this place it's like the I mean I don't know if it's like a sex room when I walk in here or what but it kind of smells like it doesn't it it's got that smell then it's all like the you know the crush velvet and stuff smells like a 96 Maxima in your car Noir in here a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit oh [ __ ] man well dude thanks for coming in man seriously it's good to see you I Haven seen you in a minute dude it's been a while I know you know that road works both ways I know I know I need to get up there I want to come see the new place anyway you need to come check it out you it's crazy what you guys are doing over there I how done fed St Germain down there yeah yeah got food everything in CER oh CER C y'all got your Shear Shack din yet3 General hell I almost almost got us kicked out of that freaking uh yeah that Diner we're at I had to remind St Germaine that this is God's country you know that what' you do what did I not probably just talking just talking opened his mouth yeah what' he do Rob yeah he opened his mouth and the trailer park came out yeah right well let's wrap it up guys we will see y'all next week thanks Rob thanks everybody we had a good time hey comment on YouTube what what your favorite colog was as a kid put that down below you made it this far put the rabbit emoji in the comments we know you made it to the end yeah like subscribe comment go check out Rob on YouTube rabbit you cars Facebook Instagram all that good stuff check out his new series on Netflix TexMex Motors uh maybe we'll get a season two Mike fo you suck love you guys see you next you you get away with the Everything About You Feel So Right nothing you get away with to H with you [Music] toight

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