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[music] here we are less than two months out from the election and we've basically got a tide race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance... Read more

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Welcome to the daily show. so nice to see you tonight. my name is jon stewart. and we have an unbelievable show for you tonight. next week, obviously, we're gonna have the big debate show. but tonight, we're gonna start-- we're gonna get a quick state of play on this incredibly consequential presidential... Read more

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Hey there welcome to the channel today we're diving into something that might surprise you how one of the least wealthy political candidates in the 2024 election is making headlines for his financial decisions we're talking about minnesota governor tim walls who has been named vice president kamla harris's... Read more

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When there's a large threat there's two things that you define you define the threat and then you define your defenses all i'm saying is if we are taking an honest look at what our best chance to defend ourselves against a perceived threat i think we are selling ourselves short and in in a lot of ways... Read more

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The idea that like hey it's it's the almighty or the alternative or whatever the the the bro don't compare me to the almighty compare me to the alternative to the alternative which is what i use with my wife and her ex-boyfriend all the time you know oh are you are you getting prim married in your own... Read more

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And your job is to give them advice for life what they should do and ways that they can be successful moving forward in the future but again you give the absolute worst advice in the world and we can't wait to hear what advice you got for these graduates here tonight so everybody if youall understand... Read more

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In the heart of the bustling metropolis of new york where the skyline is a canvas of ambition and success lester holt stands out not just as a distinguished news anchor but as a symbol of modern-day achievement yet beyond the studio lights and breaking news reports lies a world of luxury and refinement... Read more

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Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jon stewart opens after the final night of the dnc [applause] hello. what's up? welcome to the daily show. my name is john stewart. and once again, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to chicago. [applause] n/a oh, what a lovely group. lovely theater, lovely group. we are live. right now, we are live. the... Read more

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I have some tour dates to tell you about i'll be in las vegas nevada over labor day weekend if you're going to be there then i will too i'll be in bend oregon spokane washington portland oregon vancouver in the canada oklahoma city north little rock springfield missouri kansas city uh missouri soue... Read more

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>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more

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♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more

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As the 2024 election season approaches one name consistently appears on the list of potential future leaders kamla harris from her historic role as the first female vice president of the united states to her potential bid for the highest office in the land harris life is captivating both in and out... Read more

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>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more

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>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." my first guest tonight is my favorite guests of all time. please welcome my wife, evie mcgee colbert. hello, darling. >> evie: hello. hello. >> stephen: you have been on this show many times, starting in covid obviously. this is the first... Read more

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>> stephen: hey, everybody! look at that. i'm here with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges. you guys were out there for a couple months in montana during covid. did you write a cookbook together or anything like that? >> jeff: no but kind of like that. my wife, sure my wedding present for my wife... Read more

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[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more

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Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more