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Jiminy Glick Interviews Sean Hayes
Category: Comedy
[applause] [music] [applause] oh god help us oh you're hungry i'm sorry i i have a big celebrity coming to sit here in a second but i think i ordered a club sandwich covered in stevia so off you go i think i'm i think you may have a mistake i'm actually the person you're supposed to interview my name... Read more
Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer
Category: Comedy
[applause] on the host of the show i thank you for watching thank you for joining us here and at our studio and hollywood how many of you uh thank you how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight from another question how many of you got to experience your first earthquake... Read more
Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Swipes Don Jr.’s ‘Drag Queen’ GF Kimberly Guilfoyle....😊😊
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel had always been known for his quick wit and sharp humor his late night show was a stage for many a celebrity roast but what transpired one particular evening was something out of a comedy sketch that even he would have been proud to write it was a typical bustling evening at the studio... Read more
Terry Crews & Kelly Clarkson Play 'Balls, Balls, Balls' With Maria Taylor | Kelly-Lympics
Category: People & Blogs
We are back terry cruz is hanging the we' got a couple of tough competitions going on this summer wier is america's god talent which terry hosts the other is the paris olympics which start with the opening ceremony this friday on nbc and peacock which i will be there for so to celebrate it's time for... Read more
James Adomian on Playing MyPillow Mike Lindell, Bernie Sanders Impression & His First Comedy Special
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a very funny guy and our very own resident my pillow man well i'm being sued for 1.3 billion dollar and i need some representation so it's right right here in the l so jigle and jehos hat how did i get in there what kind of dark magic is i play it's new stand up comedy schedle half... Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
Un word she totally freaking slated home dog i mean my girl was poised articulate and laid out a bitching vision for the future of this bitching nation she knocked it out of the skate park bro Read more
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more
Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more
Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom
Category: News & Politics
Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more
Name That Song Challenge with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more
Steve Martin, Martin Short & Selena Gomez Talk Emmy Nominations, Only Murders in the Building Cameos
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more
WePost: Airbnb, Meatball Subs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Jimmy Talks About Facing Off Against DJ Khaled in the Cardigan Classic | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
Jimmy Shares Bone-Chilling Scarecrow Nightmare in Anticipation of Jimmy Fallon's Tonightmares
Category: Comedy
-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
St. Vincent: Flea | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more
St. Vincent: Big Time Nothing | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more