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Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more
TikToker Caleb Graves, 35, Dies After Disneyland Half Marathon #celebrities #shorts
Category: People & Blogs
Tick tocker caleb graves 35 tragically passed away after completing disneyland's halloween half marathon on september 8th amid extreme heat in his final tik tok posted a day before the race graves expressed concern about the soaring temperatures sharing his recent struggles with heat exhaustion block... Read more
Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months
Category: Comedy
-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more
Adin Ross Reacts To Jynxzi & Breckie Hill Breakup! (Twitch/Kick - iamzzane) #shorts
Category: Gaming
So bro stand on [ __ ] business don't get back with her her lost at the end of the day um um and keep keep beating your me if you want to beat your me bro come on brother this entire situation is ironic how is she of all people going to complain about you beating your meat make that make some [ __ ]... Read more
Tyreek Hill Arrest BODYCAM FOOTAGE
Category: Comedy
Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more
Adin Ross Watches Trump Presidential Debate 2024! (Twitch/Kick - iamzzane) #shorts
Category: Gaming
Say look i went to the wharton school of finance and many of those professors the top professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and... Read more
Harris's Debate Smackdown | Trump's Bizarre Pet Rumor | A Hidden Message In Taylor's Endorsement?
Category: Entertainment
Nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there i'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night i mean what a smackdown harris ran trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad rfk jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer... Read more
When 'Hawaii Five-0' Distracts You from the Presidential Debate
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more
Presidential Debate Watch Along HIGHLIGHTS w/ Godfrey & Dante Nero
Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Rupert Murdoch in Legal Battle with Three Children
Category: Comedy
Rert murdoch is locked in a secret legal battle against three of his children over the future of the family's media empire wow this is just like succession except i don't care Read more
Naomi Watts Jokes She Was Cast in 'The Friend' Because She Knows Bill Murray
Category: Entertainment
Naomi watts and bill murray came as something of a package deal in their new movie the two real life friends play on screen pals and the friend which recently screened at the 2024 toronto international film festival watts 55 jokes to people that the producers cast her as a way to get to murray they... Read more
Terry Crews & Kelly Clarkson Play 'Balls, Balls, Balls' With Maria Taylor | Kelly-Lympics
Category: People & Blogs
We are back terry cruz is hanging the we' got a couple of tough competitions going on this summer wier is america's god talent which terry hosts the other is the paris olympics which start with the opening ceremony this friday on nbc and peacock which i will be there for so to celebrate it's time for... Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more
Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more
Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom
Category: News & Politics
Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more
Name That Song Challenge with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more