Harris's Debate Smackdown | Trump's Bizarre Pet Rumor | A Hidden Message In Taylor's Endorsement?

nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there I'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night I mean what a Smackdown Harris ran Trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad RFK Jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer I am it was fun yeah I'm still giddy thinking about it you want to watch some highlights let's what Jim can we watch Jim can we watch some of the highlights [Applause] again that's that's the general idea it captures it everybody watching last night knew Trump was roasted and toasted right after uh CNN had a poll the debate audience that said Harris won 63 to 37% those are incredible numbers in these days these politics those are incredible numbers I mean those numbers were topped only by the 89% of viewers who rated moderator David mure would [Applause] smash it wasn't just CNN even Fox News their undecided voters panel knew that Trump got crushed how many of you say KLA Harris won after everything you saw tonight raise your hands hi how many of you say Donald Trump won raise your hands hi okay so most of you say KLA Harris that's on Fox News those are his peeps I mean who who's going to turn on him next Trump really should have shown more restraint I got to say his Trump Trump's voters his base they were not pleased either nearly one quarter of trump supporters said Tuesday's debate at least made them reconsider their vote okay okay okay reconsidering reconsidering is good but you're so close to having your daughter unblock you on Facebook one more step this debate debacle is likely to drive Trump even more insane as one GOP operative said the headline for the next few days will be how he lost this thing I expect him to do something drastic whether it's a campaign shakeup or something other wild antic by the end of the week to change the upcoming news cycle which can only mean one thing [Applause] bangs good it's kind of good it's youthful it's really youthful makes him seem fun Trump clearly knew he screwed the pooch last night because and candidates rarely do this yet and understand he went down to the spin room himself to lie up close and personal I think it was the best debate I've ever personally that I've had I felt very good I had a good time doing it I thought it was a great debate from my standpoint this was my best debate I thought it was very good I thought it was a great debate I thought it was my best okay that is an interesting interpretation of last night reminds me of this famous scene from Jaws this was my best boat trip ever I thought it was very good and and is fun they got a big fish and as evidence that he won Trump said many many numbers the polls are indicating that we got 90% 60% 72% 71% and 89% the polls are showing that we won by numbers you've never even heard of we got 17% 100 digy do and of course of course this is my favorite number 76 Trombones it was it was a big parade moments after the verbal beat down Comm team announced that the Harris campaign wants a second presidential debate with Trump oh ping ping you bet yes sir yes sir may I have another but Trump claimed that that request could only mean one thing they lost very badly the first thing thing they did is asked for a debate because that's what a when a fighter loses he says I want a rematch I want a rematch they always the losing person The Fighter the debater they always ask for a rematch okay or Counterpoint she tore out your heart showed it to you while it was still beating then ate it on National Television come on and and now she would like seconds obviously obviously the most damaging moment last night was Trump's decision to walk on stage but a close second is this insane moment that came out of nowhere in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there I'm sorry what is when when when when when when when they heard that a lot of people went huh While others said what and dogs were like R it didn't help it did not help wonder it it didn't help Trump's cause when moderator David mure immediately fact checked him I just want to clarify here you bring up Springfield Ohio and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there uh he told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or abused by individuals within the Immigrant Community all I've seen people on television let me say here this is people on television say my dog was taken and used for food no no Dave Dave listen up the TV people said the dogs are in danger everywhere and these puppies are in real danger cuz they keep they keep getting into a mystery van with some groovy teen teers to fight crime one of the teens this is what I heard and this is how sad this is for our nation one of the teens he's got a goatee he's clearly high and one of the girls obviously batting for the other team if you know what I mean this is a crisis folks there's nothing to say but zoinks this this pet this pet eating brainworm got into Trump's skull through JD you see who's been spreading a racist rumor that Haitian immigrants are abducting people's pets and eating them in Ohio okay this this is a good time this is a good time to remind you please remember to spay or neuter your JD Vance we don't want more of that we don't we don't now many doubts have been raised about these stories but it does have a credible Source a screenshot of a Facebook post warning that the author's neighbors daughters friend had discovered that her neighbors supposedly immigrants were trying to eat her cat so Trump to JD to the author to the neighbor to the daughter to the friend to her neighbor to her cat that's a lot of connecting layers it's like six degrees of feline bacon since Vance's post the right-wing crazy cage has been popping out AI images of Donald Trump protecting pets from the supposed danger like this one of trump in a pond in a suit holding a kitten which hates water and a duck which he appears to be using as a flotation device right before the debate Trump himself got in on the ACT and posted AI pictures like a Maga cat militia and this one of him enjoying a crowded plane ride on litter box one but what I don't understand is why are they resorting to all these AI images I'm sure there are plenty of pictures of Donald Trump enjoying the company of a cute and cuddly pet like this one no Jim Jim that is Trump Jim that is Trump and Jeffrey Epstein I want pets a pet no that's Epstein again show one with cuddly animals no not the trumps Epstein and gain Maxwell you know what I have no choice but to generate our own AI image Jim there you go there you go he seems happy now Perhaps Perhaps the most exciting moment of last night happened post debate because mere minutes after the candidates left the stage Taylor Swift endorsed KLA Harris for president of the United States now yeah not to that was exciting that was exciting that was a big deal not to be outdone Travis Kelce has announced his Brave endorsement of hat Tay Tay made her endorse mayay on Instagram posting I'm voting for ATA Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to Champion them seems pretty I mean that seems that's simple that seems pretty clear to me unless unless this post is actually full of her famous Easter eggs join me at the Taylor Swift deoder cam okay let's see kamla Harris has 12 letters which is one less than 13 which is Taylor's favorite number so take away the one one uh okay Taylor Swift has a song called the one off her album folklore which was Bru by jack antinoff off I'm off the deep end shallow Lady Gaga Joker 2 two is more than one Taylor Swift has a song called the one who won the debate last night kamla Harris oh my God she's voting for kamla Harris I mean it's it's it's Ironclad but the knockout punch came at the end of her post which featured this photo and the sign off with love and hope Taylor Swift childless cat lady wow wow man oh she is dragging JD Vance A here is also the inspiration for her next album The tortured couch humpers Department we got a great show for you tonight my guests are the great Samuel L Jackson and the equally wonderful Amy Ryan when we come back cyborgasm ble FL [Applause] a [Music]