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Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer thumbnail
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more

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Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet

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Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more

LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement thumbnail
LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement

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welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

MAGA panic: Dogs, cats & piggie meltdown haunt Trump as GOP warns of election bloodbath thumbnail
MAGA panic: Dogs, cats & piggie meltdown haunt Trump as GOP warns of election bloodbath

Category: Sports

You need to hear this if you're a pet owner trust me it's positively hilarious so trump's facing a potential gop blood bath and guess who else is freaking out dogs cats even pet pigs yep it's a full-on animal meltdown picture this pho's hiding under the couch fluffy's refusing to leave her cat tower... Read more

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Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David

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Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson thumbnail
"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson

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>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more

John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size thumbnail
John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more

Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In thumbnail
Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In

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♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more

Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man" thumbnail
Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man"

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>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more

Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges thumbnail
Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more

"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th thumbnail
"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th

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>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." my first guest tonight is my favorite guests of all time. please welcome my wife, evie mcgee colbert. hello, darling. >> evie: hello. hello. >> stephen: you have been on this show many times, starting in covid obviously. this is the first... Read more

Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera thumbnail
Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera

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>> stephen: hey, everybody! look at that. i'm here with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges. you guys were out there for a couple months in montana during covid. did you write a cookbook together or anything like that? >> jeff: no but kind of like that. my wife, sure my wedding present for my wife... Read more

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“1-800-hot-n-fun” - LE SSERAFIM

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[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more

Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris? thumbnail
Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris?

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[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body? thumbnail
Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body?

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If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

DNC Night 4: Kamala Harris Closes Out A Joyous, Highly-Rated DNC | Trump Is A Weak, Unserious Man thumbnail
DNC Night 4: Kamala Harris Closes Out A Joyous, Highly-Rated DNC | Trump Is A Weak, Unserious Man

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Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more

Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat thumbnail
Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat

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Welcome to the late show i'm your host steven colar ladies and [music] gentlemen l and gentlemen this country is still a buzz about tuesday's night debate when kla harris shook donald trump's hand then handed him his ass it was it was i got to say it was uh it was fun to watch it was fun to watch instructive... Read more

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What "Our Town" Is Teaching Jim Parsons About Being Alive

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>> stephen: hey, we are back with the star of "our town" soon to open at the v barrymore theater. mr. jim parsons. who is the stage manager to you? he's not a character but he has a character. >> jim: i think it's thornton wilder, i think it is the author speaking as much as say tom in "a glass menagerie"... Read more

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Why Jim Parsons Is So Fond Of Performing On Broadway

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>> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a four-time emmy award-winning actor you know from playing sheldon cooper on cbs's "the big bang theory." he now returns to broadway in the new revival of thornton wilder's "our town." please welcome back to "the late show,"... Read more

Harris's Debate Smackdown | Trump's Bizarre Pet Rumor | A Hidden Message In Taylor's Endorsement? thumbnail
Harris's Debate Smackdown | Trump's Bizarre Pet Rumor | A Hidden Message In Taylor's Endorsement?

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Nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there i'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night i mean what a smackdown harris ran trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad rfk jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer... Read more