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Good Cop, Goth Cop with Justin Theroux | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more
Trump Fails with Gen Z, Town Hall Moderated by Fox Ally Sean Hannity | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more
Jane Lynch on Only Murders in the Building, Working with Meryl Streep & Big Break in Best in Show
Category: Comedy
My first guest is a very talented five-time emmy winning actress and my beloved co-star and only murgers in the building where she's mastered the role of steve martin stunt double i got a cold case for you where do i put it huh go how'd you get in here who knows have i made copies of all your keys like... Read more
How Katie Ledecky Is Defining Success for Paris #shorts #olympics #athletics #athlete
Category: People & Blogs
How katie lei is defining success for paris 2024 katie lei the remarkable american swimmer has been rewriting the record books at the 2024 paris olympics her relentless pursuit of excellence has led to historic achievements in the pool let's dive into her remarkable journey one most decorated female... Read more
Katie Ledecky on Playing Peek-a-Boo with Michael Jordan and Viral Fan Moment at Paris Olympics
Category: Comedy
-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Recaps All the Crazy Stuff Donald Trump Did Over the Summer
Category: Comedy
I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more
Billie Eilish on Growing Up with Her Fans & Exclusive Clip: Making Birds of a Feather with FINNEAS
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more
Adam Kinzinger on Trump’s Stunt at Arlington, His Body Odor & Republicans Scared to Speak Out
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more
Kamala Harris Wants Trump Rattled at Debate, Strategizing Ways to “Poke the Bear” | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more
Paralympian Chuck Aoki Explains Murderball To Kelly Clarkson
Category: People & Blogs
Welcome back may is asian-american and pacific islander heritage month it's a time for celebrating the rich history and culture of tens of millions of americans that includes my next guest he is a three-time par olympic medalist for team usa in 2012 he won bronze and in both 2016 and 2020 he won silver... Read more
Ray Romano | Club Random with Bill Maher
Category: Entertainment
My book is out now it's called what this comedian said will shock you and it's available now anywhere you get your books the one thing i miss is going up in a room full of strangers and winning that audience over that's the thing i hated the most i would get a student loan i would register and my parents... Read more
A Third Division for LGBTQ Athletes? w/ Ray Romano
Category: Entertainment
Males who become females participating in female sports where is that now are are they allowing it for well that's interesting um i had uh riley gaines here once she's the woman who uh made a stink as i think she had a very good right to about leah thomas i don't know if you know who that is he's the... Read more
Ray Romano Quit Comedy after Bombing
Category: Entertainment
First time ever on stage was the improv ever uh and i did well did you do well the first time that kind of tends to be the of course not how could you do well the first time because it's audition night and and the crowd is very generous and i don't know it was that seemed to be the the way it went that's... Read more
Elisabeth Moss on Being Pregnant, Return of The Handmaid’s Tale & Wanting to Be in a Rom Com
Category: Comedy
Intro first this evening is an emmy winner who spent five bonneted seasons on the handmaid's tail and her new limited series is called the [music] [applause] [music] veil where is she here the veil premieres in april on hulu please welcome elizabeth [applause] moss hi so i feel like i should ask are... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Talks Save Me Comedy Tour and Gets Jimmy to Sign a Fever Pitch DVD | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more
Milo Ventimiglia on Fans Being Sad He Got Married, Old Shirtless Headshot & Hanging with Hemsworths
Category: Comedy
After six seasons starring on the beloved television show this is us our first guest is back in the movies he stars alongside two hemsworths and a russell crow in land of bad it opens the theaters february 16th please welcome milo vent [applause] [music] [applause] amilia and what's up man congratulations... Read more
Elizabeth Banks Spent Mick Jagger's Birthday with Him; Talks Thriller Movie Skincare
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. -hi. -i have a lot to talk to you about. first of all, i want to say congratulations on "cocaine bear." that was a giant smash hit. and funny. you brought comedy -- people are making comedies again. -yeah. -thank you for doing that. and also "bottoms." -"bottoms," yeah. we... Read more
Jinx Challenge with Elizabeth Banks | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
Intro -welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with elizabeth banks now! [ cheers and applause ] elizabeth, i feel that we have a good connection going right now. and i have a game that we could play to prove it. it's time for the jinx challenge. here we go. -♪ j-j-jinx, j-j-jinx challenge ♪ -all... Read more
Melanie Hamrick Talks Matching Diamond Tooth Gems with Mick Jagger, Teaches Jimmy Ballet (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-"the unraveling." melanie, thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate this. i was just with you, uh, two weeks ago in paris at the olympics. -we had to represent america. -we did have to represent america. we were rooting for usa all the way. yeah. -we were in a very french, british booth. -yes.... Read more
Janet McTeer on Working with Jeff Goldblum on Their New Netflix Show KAOS
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a brilliant very brilliant award-winning actress uh whom you know from both stage and screen next she plays my sister and my wife you heard that correctly the name of her character is hira queen of the gods and i play another one of those greek mythological characters whom you may... Read more