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Category: Comedy

They too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this i was on holiday i rang up the bank i said my car's been blocked yes mr manford we reason to believe your card is currently been used in spain yeah it was up to about... Read more

Category: Comedy

Liverpool's has a strange relationship with manchester as well is there anybody in from liverpool all right thought we might have priced you out not to worry [music] i i love liverpool it's a it's a beautiful city and i remember when i first went over there i sport manchester city right that's my football... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] hello hello good evening how are you good good good don't worry i've never heard of me either got to be honest with you ladies and gentlemen it's lovely to be here for those who haven't yet worked out i'm from liverpool yeah it just shows the bbc's commitment to ethnic diversity they could have... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't know what to do with my kids the problem is i'm a kid in my head i'm still childish you know sometimes you get left like right you're in charge i think i'm not i'm just the eldest that's all i am my good daughters have got me tied up man theyve got me wra around their little fingers i can't... Read more

Category: Comedy

We to [music] amazing exceeded expectations we waited outside for like 10 15 minutes but worth it now one when i come to nashville this is the spot every time it was amazing i love the chicken i love the potato salad and the mac and cheese we love it we should move to natur shout out to hatty bees man... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Something yeah right yeah i mean are you okay like what's you know are you feeling bad lately i think there's all the girls from the mulan rouge thing turning up i feel kind of embarrassed it makes me feel like i'm at school again you know i feel like and i don't really know what to are you a therapist... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Have you ever seen robocop yeah i love robocop it's about like a a cop who turns into a a rob a lic to kill nuts i know it's it's nothing like that no well then frankly i don't know what your chances are like then because that is a great movie well you have you seen like weekend at bernie's where like... Read more

Category: Entertainment

One with nick cage yeah but the skeleton goes on fire yeah d jeff that's how he came about my love yeah i'm a flaming skeleton too yeah yeah there you go do you uh do you enjoy robots do you like uh do you like robots i enjoy robocop mostly i don't know any other robots really really no do you do you... Read more

Category: Comedy

What's going on bad built mother that 51 and 51 the other way pregnant chihuahua shout out to t get your mexican danny deito you're like a hamster that sells weed w Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Do you hear me i'm not afraid anymore [music] Read more

Category: Entertainment

करें अगर एक्टिंग मैं सीन दूं आपको सुनाओ अच्छा सीन दोगे हां कि आपको कंसोल करना है आपके दोस्त का दोस्त की नानी मर गई है हां क्या उसको क्या कंसो करना है मतलब क्या करोगे दोस्त की नानी मर गई है नानी की एज क्या थी बाई द वे वो भी डिपेंड करता है ना 45 की थी वो नानी जैसलमेर से थी [प्रशंसा] छोड़ होता है यार है कौन वो लेकिन नाना भी हो सकता है नहीं भाई है मेरा नाना दोस्त नहीं है मेरे के मेरे तो है Read more

Category: Comedy

What's either a really gross animal issue or an impressive magical school hogwarts Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Mein vater nahm immer den gürtel. er sagte: "du kriegst den gürtel." das läuft bei meinen kindern nicht. ich trage jogginghosen. ich sage so: "ihr kriegt die kordeln." "daddy wird euch… daddy kriegt euch." Read more

Category: Entertainment

You three are here to partake in an interview to become an fbi field agent please state your names anthony smith sir johnny jackson sir ling ling just just lingling you first nameing last name ling dumb ass okay wow damn sorry anyway in that room is each of your sons take this and take their life are... Read more

Category: Music

देखिए देखिए अपना में अपना बचपन देखिए इस टेलिस्कोप से देखिए देखिए जल्दी आइए अपनापन देखना देखो देखो जल्दी देखो देख लेना भाई मैं पक्का बचपन में गोरा दिखता [संगीत] हगा बता कै दिख रहा था दू से जदा अब मैं अपना बचपन देखता हूं मैं तो पक्का संस्कारी [संगीत] [हंसी] होगा भाई बता बता तू क्या देखा भाई मैं तो बचपन में अपने मम्मी का पैर दबा रहा था अबे सालो तुम लोग बचपन में भी सुवरी थे अभी भी सुरे हो पैसा कौन लेगा तुम Read more

Category: News & Politics

They'll say he was a republican the shot but i'll tell you right now he shoots like a liberal i'll tell you that he shoots like a liberal not straight so not straight hey guys as you know i'm off the grid for august but here's a clip we didn't want you to miss i all the conspiracy theories come out... Read more

Category: Comedy

Max is hanging in leah's going to do some news and we'll get to it leah let's do it number one mark zuckerberg says white house pressured facebook to censor covid-19 content the meta boss mark zuckerberg has said he regrets bowing to what he claims was pressure from the us government to censor posts... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Like he doesn't think these things through before he tells us he just tells us what he's thinking as soon as it occurs to him that [ __ ] sounds nuts i'm going to go to china and i'm going to get those jobs from china and bring them back here to america for what [ __ ] so iphones can be $9,000 leave... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Chappelle he can't be cancelled ricky jas he cannot be cancelled uh andrew schultz cannot be cancelled i would think shane gillis right now he can a cat can't be cancelled kevin can kevin's very corporate right kevin has to be careful what he says you know what i mean so that's what i'm saying like... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[संगीत] ओ भाई मार य क्या हु Read more