Mark Zuckerberg Regrets Bowing to Biden + Oasis Announce Reunion Tour

Max is hanging in Leah's going to do some news and we'll get to it Leah let's do it number one Mark Zuckerberg says White House pressured Facebook to censor covid-19 content The Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has said he regrets bowing to what he claims was pressure from the US government to censor posts about covid on Facebook and Instagram during the pandemic yeah they were doing this the whole time they it with everything Co everything they said all the pressure was all [ __ ] [ __ ] and they act like hey you want to live in a you want freedom you want democracy yeah sounds like you guys were [ __ ] around with stuff and by the way um Hunter Biden's laptop was another one of their [ __ ] censorship stories that they got to all these people I mean this is I don't know do you want the government you want the FBI do you want these people interfering in elections and in pandemics yes that's where we're at that's exactly what we're looking forward exactly what we just experienced why does this guy come out and admit to it now right before the election I think he thinks if Trump gets elected he may be in trouble perhaps because he personally markwood but wait a minute that is a pressure that came from the Biden's Administration during the pandemic no yeah but he I think he may have perjured himself in front of Congress or lied about it certainly in the past cuz everyone's lies go from huh what we didn't know anything about it to well maybe to oh is that my email oh I was drunk I mean that it only goes it's only going one way it'll go one way with Fouch it'll go one way with all the tech Bros it'll go one way with all of it the government the Biden Administration it was they lied about at Wuhan lab you know came from a wet Market it's a [ __ ] lie they lied about all of it and it's slowly trickling out but no one really gives a [ __ ] because everyone was on the wrong side a lie so they don't want to expose themselves because they supported all this [ __ ] and they don't want to have their they don't want to get pantsed in the Public Square and admit that they were gullible sheep so they went along with it so now they go like oh leave the guy alone and know they're really saying leave me alone for [ __ ] being wrong and gullible and weak and sad during this whole this whole slice of our nation's history the article says Zuckerberg said that he believed the pressure from the administration quote was wrong and I regret that we were not more outspoken about it we'd made some choices that with the benefit of hindsight and new information we wouldn't make today I feel strongly that we should not compromise our content standards due to pressure from any Administration in either direction and we're ready to push back if something like this happens again yeah the real question is why is the most transparent Administration in history going back door to a bunch of guys who run Tech sites and telling them what to say and what not to say I mean they went to him on Hunter Biden's laptop and went you know there going to be maybe some misinformation coming out of uh Russia any day now so if you see it just make sure you flag it and don't don't put it up there like you're swaying elections now yep and the timing of this is really weird because first of all to be in his position during the pandemic pandemic was the most uh ambiguous craziest we've ever experienced I can say as human beings at least I in my era right yeah so imagine you're running this tech company and the government is telling you hey this is the right answer and this is the wrong answer are you going to are you going to with your platform um you know affect the humankind in a negative way by by allowing this this information you would think you're like oh my God I need to promote the vaccine or I need to I I need to shut this voice of not getting you know vaccinated or what I can see that guy contemplating and being under pressure if it was my company I'm like [ __ ] the government is asking me I have a responsibility here maybe to save the humankind by pushing people to take a vaccine if that's the right answer today we know this whole thing was a BS at least we think nobody really knew the exact answer and we know so much of it was absolutely wrong right so the question now the bigger question is why you come out with this now right before ction who are you threatening you know I I'm glad it came out because now we know that these companies really change the narrative they control the future in my opinion yeah and he's not giving any money to any politicians um this this time around so so I hear so yeah they got to them the government got to them and they pushed a CO narrative and they [ __ ] lied and everyone should just know it and the people don't want me to talk about should eat a [ __ ] swollen dick you cowards yes engorged God I want to [ __ ] hear me talk about it got excited okay it's on the wrap on my uh oh a holographic wrap on your dick good for say J one but anyway all right that's what's happening listen everyone understand you're getting lied to all day every day so at least uh at least understand that by the I think the last eight years yeah the last yeah uh I think we all have become more educated that um I I don't know I I I I half the country just is not aware of any of the stuff we just said and it's not care to be back in the days yeah more so that is true and it's crazy that Facebook literally started as a site where you would vote if people were hot or not and now it's like did you interfere in the election or not yeah yeah well everything everything has its weird Origins you know which is always always strange to me because because the company starts off as this and ends up as as that and I'm trying to think like you know if you go back in this nation's history and you look at you know this huge pH pharmaceutical company they started off making fudge or something and then it morphed into into something at at some point but anyway all right what else we got all right KLA Harris's team is asking reporters for advice on who should get the first interview whom do you want us to talk to vice president kamla Harris's campaign is asking reporters for advice about which Outlet she should choose for her first sitdown interview as the Democratic Presidential nominee so let me say this to anybody who gets approach from the Harris campaign to give her first sitdown interview after what will have been 45 or 50 days by the time they sit down which will be the biggest interview in the world if the Kamal Harris campaign calls you and says youve been tapped to give Cala Harris's first interview ever you are going to experience joy and a certain sense of Pride which is oh my God what a break for a reporter to give one of the most anticipated um interviews ever uh but when you hang up the phone you should then kill yourself because it means you're a [ __ ] reporter because they're looking for [ __ ] spineless people to lob softball question and a [ __ ] you can't speak so hang up the phone and kill yourself because it means they have deemed you're not an actual reporter if you're an actual reporter who did your actual job then your phone wouldn't [ __ ] ring you understand so have one moment of Pride where you tell everyone this is it and then get a [ __ ] sword out and fall on it because it means they think you're a [ __ ] weak bought and sold reporter Adam Cora for Pres that's the only thing that would mean it means you haven't done your job for the entire time you've been a reporter they're not going to pick anyone who asked anyone any real questions that's how they're going to vet you so if they ask you it means you're a [ __ ] reporter I know you're passionate about this because because you took off your glasses that's when it's real I do it when I need destroyed the whole dream of that reporter well what else would piece should go viral after the reporter is is chosen we EX in the context of all in which came before us okay come on this is bought and paid for reporter I have chose to be on the Adam Corolla show okay okay now you said you not were the borders are but then you said you weren't the borders are but then you said you wanted to go to systemic reasons in the Triangle countries for the Border but now you're showing ads with a fence up a border wall okay what I said okay is it's going to be a brat Summer Okay brat brat I don't I'm A Jojo siwa fan I don't know Charlie XC X okay Charlie Sheen Charlie X oh his ex Denise Richards no Charly X Charlie's X Denise brat Summer Okay du brat the the the rapper Adam clearly oh Bratz those dolls or something from the '90s you're clearly not on Tik Tok this sounds like the journal list and this is going to be what it is okay well what what about the corporate tax rate corporate taxes what if she asked you H I would have to kill myself I would have to kill myself because that's what I I got to be consistent I have to be cons keep your word she needs to well she didn't ask me yet thank you by the way yeah you're welcome the best interview the best interviewer would be katop Kat get the highest ranking ever mhm and it'll be a fun one to watch and they both smile a lot what if she did hot ones that would be fun oh I could watch Hot ones oh you like that well I did hot ones oh so fun yeah how what was it really really hot uh not for me although I do not enjoy novelty hot food I don't really have much of a tolerance for hot food like I'm the kind of person if I order Indian food and they go how do you want the Cur I go medium medium medium I never go hot okay with anything um so it's not like I'd have it a builtup tolerance to it but I have a strong focus and I could kind of focus your way through it and part of that kind of pain is psychological and the other part is sort of physiological but if you keep your eye on the prize from a psychological standpoint you can kind of you can kind of you can kind of push your way through it and I got to the Scoville 4 million or whatever it was I got to the hottest one and it was able to do it it wasn't a thing very cool I love that show when was this uh I don't know like three four years ago something something like that that's awesome yeah it was pretty pretty fun yeah oh my God it's been six years ago sorry it's been yeah well you know Co [ __ ] me up yeah oh totally all right that's fair so she's gonna get she's looking for softball and she's looking at people like Gail King and stuff stuff like that but anyway whoever gets it understand okay you may consider yourself a reporter but they don't consider you a reporter that's why they choose you you're looking it's like um it's like it's like a heavyweight prize fighter who has no right cross and they're looking for tomato cans to pad that guy's record so if somebody says you want to fight this guy no they picked you because they don't think you can fight 100% that's what that's what we're dealing they're looking for tomato can mhm you don't know that reference no tomato in Rocky Jo you know Sports was it Rocky remember it was like Rocky three and he had to have that talk with uh his trainer Burgess Meredith and he was like and he was like Burgess like you shouldn't fight Clubber Lang or whatever and he's like what are you talking about I'm 42 and0 on the champ and at some point he had to go we were setting you up with [ __ ] tomato cats we set you up with weak guys that's why you've won eight fights in a row it's not you didn't fight club or L definitely Rocky three there definitely three good bro call there by the way I saw the Cobra poster out there and it brought some memories oh the yeah I had that uh in my in my room when I was like 10 years old you had a ex Stallone Cobra poster in your room yes oh I've changed my mind about you see you're Jersey that's Jersey Vibes I just I was a huge Stallone you like but everyone loves Stallone but they don't even know Cobra yeah of course I knew every movie that he played I watched everything he yeah I was a huge I tell you I was a huge fan of Stallone you should be and years when I when I moved to California I was going to UCLA one day randomly I went to this auto shop to to change the the radio of my car um and as I was sitting there this lady walks in she's older she's wearing the loudest makeup you can imagine the loudest was it JoJo siwa his mom no it was her mom and and I had no idea so I meet this incredible lady and we're talking she goes what do you do I said I'm going to school at you CLA and blah blah blah and she go I go what you know what are you doing here she said I'm fixing my car what do you do I said on the side of buy and sell cars she said you do I'm looking for a Volkswagen I said okay so we made friends she gave me her number Jackie Jackie and I became a really good friend of her I had no idea for a year and a half that I was friends with her wow she's Stone mom and she would refer to him every time acting or something would come up she would say my son's sly and it didn't register I didn't it didn't I didn't I don't know how I didn't catch on to this and uh the she came to my shows at The Comedy Store she L she she would and she know she had this ability to like she would read your chart and she would like say she s she kept telling me you're going to be great you're going to be a star and she came to a couple of shows and one day at her house uh I was there and her husband was there we're just talking and and it came up and she goes Sly my son points at this picture and I look in his Sylvester Stallone and I lost my mind I go oh my God Jackie this whole [ __ ] time I you're Sylvester Stallone's mom and it just blew my head oh my God and and uh it was the craziest day of my life have you met him I tell you the punchline of the story then if you're into this sure so uh a few months later after many years of Stallone never working in the acting world all of a sudden an audition Piece came out on breakdowns Rocky 5 is coming out and uh they're looking for the role of his son and I thought oh my god this is my [ __ ] calling this is it and I called my agent and I said you better get me into this audition this is this is fantastic this is for me blah blah blah she goes okay and um coms me back and she said they don't see anybody it's Sheila jeffy's casting they said it's it's already done they closed the casting there's no way I can get you in I called my agent he said [ __ ] I drove to I drove to Jackie's house my agent said they're only looking for good actors and then they hung up the phone felt bad I already felt bad about the whole benefit show so you went down there I went to her house knocked on the door Jackie and and she's like what's going on I said look they're they're casting Rocky five uh Rocky five Rocky six what was it is Rocky six Rocky six and then I was out of my mind and she goes like what do you want to do I said they don't see me can can you can you call somebody and and I didn't know her relation with with with Sylvester Stallone they didn't have really the best relationship but she was so she was like okay well tell them I said they should they should cast you I said Jackie doesn't work like that we got we got she goes call them so at her house I call casting I give the phone to Jackie whoa and Jackie goes hello uh I want him he's a great actor and I want him to play the role of my son okay this is Jackie Stallone just put him in that role and and I'm like I'm melting I'm sweating I'm like oh my God this is not how I'm going to get the [ __ ] roll so she she hangs up the phone she goes you're welcome I said Thank you so anyways the casting realized and took my name called my agent and my agent calls me goes I got you the audition no I said [ __ ] you didn't get not get me the audition I got me the audition wow so the rest was history I I I did the best uh audition and never got cast damn a great story that's so cool the um yeah now his actual son played his son in two or three and then died later on so not not months later but years later so you know maybe maybe it's some you know omen or an eerie haringer or something but yeah his yeah actual son play the son in three or two three or two four and five I think five okay four and five and then you know 15 years later died or something yeah very sad yeah very sad I would have made a great son for stone I would have been excellent I would would have been acting I would have been even off screen I'm saying I would have kissed his ass offen come on I got a cobra you got a cobra poster up he's such a cool dad I feel like he's amazing I know I and I love him for his daughters like I you know he comes to the Laugh Factory he loves comedy met him at the Laugh Factory for his birthday I performed never got a chance to say much um cuz you know the environment sometimes for a lot of these guys they come in there they want to have a good time and they don't give a [ __ ] about your stories you know you like Tango and cash yeah yeah of course what do you what do you what's your power ranking between Cobra and Tango and cash Cobra all day every day yeah yeah 100 million per. million per. yes Tango Cash's got its own you know but there's this like hero that that you can't beat in Cobra and that in that age and that era I like Cobra there a couple holes in the story you know plot-wise but uh do you know that Cobra was supposed to be the original Beverly Hills Cop no way yeah there's a crazy story look at that style I mean speaking of Jersey look at that style oh totally oh my God now he did a few things he wore sunglasses everywhere like when he went inside a dark Supermarket to shoot it out the madman he was wearing his sunglasses then later on he commandeered a Harley and took off on a beautiful sunshiny day no sunglasses oh didn't wear sunglasses when you're riding a Harley that's funny yeah do you know who got the part yeah yeah this kid um if I can remember his name very difficult last name and the kid later on got another part from me from you oh my gosh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh his name was God Benedict Arnold's his name keep taking your parts I forgot his name right now but I I audition two years three years later there go Milo Milo it's very from uh this is us this is us that guy and Gilmore Girls trust him yes he got the RO he has a if you watch if you see his lips he he has the same thing as Stallone he has that lazy lip bottom lip going yeah so two years later I'm auditioning for for Heroes uh was testing for the network and they love me they said you know this is going so great and I thought I want to book this role it was the main role is the same role that he's got wow and uh I didn't get the role but the casting liked me so they gave me another role they gave me a taxi driver Ro here I am Persian Iranian they're like oh let's see make him the taxi driver just just have him sit there go hello buddy where you go okay thank you very much so I I got that role right so I'm in my taxi this is the pilot for for Heroes which turned out to be one of the you know big TV series and uh I'm waiting to see who's who got my role and door opens and Milo sits in the car and I go holy [ __ ] again yeah my God damn you should put a hit on this gu ruining your career imagine how many cyber trucks you'd have by now that guy was never born oh my God you'd be lousy with cyber truck you be giving away like Elvis gave away Cadillac wow all right all right what else sorry what other story were we talking what were we talking about well would you like the new news story sure we're talking about comma oh yeah comma well that's good yeah we're done with her okay um an Ohio prison holds first ever five course meal open to the public on facility grounds a state prison in Northeast Ohio says that for the first time in the state's history a five course meal has been served to members of the public with food prepared by incarcerated men from fruits and vegetables grown in the prison Garden even organic organic course L anyone anyone who can make booze in a toilet bowl in prison know can put together gaspacho you know what I mean that's that's almost nothing totally compared to making booze in a toilet totally you know what I mean I love it instead of farm to table it's felling to table fellon to table I love it yeah so they're out and they're they're harvesting and they're uh tilling the the soil mhm and it's a good thing but it's got to be sort of low minimum security kind of Martha Stewart type prison right you can't have a bunch of Hardcore gang bangers in there right I don't know listen it says prison that should be hardore I like well there's different uh grades of Prisons you know like if you you know some white col crime or whatever you know then then no but if you go to like the the prison that uh they had to break out of in Tango and cash remember that scene on the zipline from the roof come on now that was a great scene in Tango and Cash prison all right so uh this is good and I'm glad I know I think it's nice yeah I don't know what they're uh what they're grilling I the fact that it makes them work and harvest the the the food that part puts him to work it's good nobody should go to prison for more than a year and not leave with a viable trade a skill like you should be an electrician a plumber a chef a sue Chef a farmer like whatever it is you go somewhere for like 11 years and then just leave with a GED and a new tattoo that's not that ain't progress like everyone's going to have to learn some [ __ ] trade you know and then God willing one day our our home is going to be filled with xcon because they're going to be the ones coming over to do the troubleshooting and put the ironically I'll bet you most guys that wire alarms are are xcon I would believe that but most but you will learn a trade you will get out and then we'll have a placement program for you and your trade that's the world I want to live in I personally would want them to be a murderer cuz then I know they're good with knives and that they oh oh I see meal that's right guys right they know how to handle a knife I get you yeah these guys oh my God all right we got one more one more um big news there is an oasis reunion Liam and nol Gallagher announced their first concerts in over 15 years they are officially getting back together I know people love Oasis I don't love them I just think they're good but I heard about this and I had this weird thought and I think it's correct what is it the The Beatles got into trouble many years ago for saying they were bigger than Jesus Christ then years later Oasis got into trouble for saying they were bigger than the Beatles oh in compar it's kind of the atheist version like when we were very Christian in this country you couldn't [ __ ] with God now in 19 you know 96 Oasis could have said they were bigger than God and no one would have said much but they said the Beatles and then everyone turned on them so I'm pretty sure the Beatles got it with Jesus and then Oasis got it with the Beatles who became de facto Jesus after we left Jesus alone like certain point we're like we're done with Jesus but we got the Beatles uhhuh and then uh they said they're bigger I think you can look it up Joe but I think they got into trouble does this sound familiar Dawson yeah this happened saying they were bigger okay to be bigger than Jesus I think it's it's a much more that one's hug I mean it's because it's such a hypothetical you know like I'm bigger than God whatever yeah but to to to say you're bigger than Beatles is just so much ego immediately you're like they're like okay you're great but [ __ ] you but not more than you can't have that much ego you know when Cat Williams said I'm better than um I'm the best the best the best I'm the best of all time I did he see his last special on Netflix I I haven't seen it though did he see it is what I'm saying cuz he would have said that if he saw his last special on Netflix but but he said he's better than Richard PRI he said I'm I'm better than Richard prior and to say that even if even if you're a phenomenal comedian even if you're better than Richard prior saying it it discredits everything L this may be controversial but I am definitely funnier than Oasis that's and I'm [ __ ] I know what I'm sticking with it you you're into trouble too I agree well okay uh N Gallagher joked on MTV interview that Oasis was bigger than the Beatles in '96 I was pretty good with that that call so they got they got into trouble for that you think about how much money these two left on the table in the last 15 years you know what I mean like if if that were true I'd say to my sister Lauren look you hate my guts I hate your guts we we both think that uh dad treated each other better when he hated both of us but we got millions of dollars here so let's just [ __ ] go out on stage and fake it just fake it and we'll stay in separate hotels we'll F we'll travel separately but come on Lauren it's a lot of cash we're leaving on table go out we'll pretend we like each other for two hours T night sell a million in merch and we'll go back to our separate hotels that's can we fake that can we fake it they never they can't well they're they're going to they're coming back TR all right yes oh I was going to say I just know every guy at a house party with a guitar is very excited about this I I mean we got wonder wall and I'm trying to think what they're now looking yeah is that the yeah the two they have two I mean they they must have more hits but I think I know two hits but are there five hits I only I'm pretty good if if they had five hits I feel I'd know the I don't know the third one do we we got stop crying your heart out wonder wall all right don't oh Don't Look Back in Anger that's the one we know right how's that go uh that's the one that you think is the other song but it's that wait don't look back all right play Don't Look Back in Anger that's that's the song that you know but you don't know the title of it okay all right uh Max let me give Max a plug Leah's going to hang out cuz we're getting into some astrology next and uh I don't want to run that battery down on your cyber truck sitting out there change it colors you're awesome I wonder if a gecko lizard sees that truck and goes like Oh my God the mothership like I'm home I'm home take me it's Valhalla for anything that changes colors um max dates coming up where in in the podcast wild truth with Max am should we go to your website Max Instagram I think Instagram has everything yeah Tik Tok and Instagram Max comedian my handle is super easy Max comedian