Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s “Relationship Contract” + Amazon’s Alexa Is Politically Bias

man we got some news whenever you're ready bud you ready man Travis Kelce his PR firm calls lawyers as a document with exact date for Taylor Swift breakup goes viral so what is that well what happened was somebody made like a really clever document that looked like him and Taylor Swift was like in a fake relationship that they're going to break up at a certain time the document from Full scope PR a Los Angeles based firm began circulating on so social media first on Reddit with with a split up date of September 28th for Kelsey and Swift it also appeared to outline a plan for how to handle the reaction to the breakup including allowing the initial the initial media frenzy to settle and ensure Clarity all right so this seems deep fakey but who knows and that's the time we're living in but I also you got to wonder with Kelsey like does be careful what you wish for a little bit like people kind of do that I think we were talking about it the other day you know Trump was having a pretty good life a lot of golfing a lot of private jets and then he ran for president and now he's in court every other every other week you know what I mean he had could had the best last 10 15 years of anyone's life and instead of being sitting in [ __ ] Court which is where he's going to be so you know Kelsey is having a pretty good life yeah two sure popular Rich by all all standard not Mega rich but still flying under the radar just enough to go out and have a few beers at a bar and a perfect level too cuz once you get above that once you on like Elon level or like security guards everyone films you everywhere and and and and then and also you have to think back like you go like oh man I did some pretty [ __ ] up [ __ ] in high school and I got some over there and there's probably a tape somewhere me dropping the end bomb or whatever like when's that coming out you know you regret it at a certain point did do does he does he wish he could go back to famous but not Ultra Mega 1987 is where the tape was from by the way so does he is he going to regret this I don't think so no n i mean I think that you know just put a lot of money in his pocket by doing silly ads for whatever pod just got bought for 100 million mean so instead now he stepped up into that Ultra Rich sort of that he couldn't get from just catching the ball but also dude like if you if your whole thing and this jump is heavily dependent on just dating a woman that is the most famous woman in the world like maybe there's also something there where like you know if if you make it yourself maybe that's more rewarding you're saying that Taylor Swift is cucking our boy Travis Kelsey I would say so I mean if anybody is like there's nobody who could Taylor Swift date that she wouldn't do this to maybe the rock even then [ __ ] who who Could That Be dude honestly right you know what I mean I know no more power couple than the rock well I mean it depends if it's strictly financially based yeah you know because the reality is if it's financially based you know the president of the United States makes $287,000 a year half the Jack offs at Disney up the street make more than that you know what I mean so can't be totally financially cuz you're the leader of the Free World but the guy at Disney makes more than you so it's got to be that so I would say if she dated a guy everyone's going to make less than her cuz she's selling out stadiums seven nights in a row but what if it was a guy who we looked at as supremely talented like what if she was dating like Prince you know and we go oh well she sells SOI Stadium out seven nights in a row he could sell it out once or twice or something but man I mean he've seen him play the guitar like she'd have to the only way to even out the finances would be with some kind of supreme Talent that's what I think catching balls in NFL is fine but it's not quite Michael Jackson you know I mean somebody would have to really know how to dance and play and sing and then so they'd go look at Taylor Swift they'd go yeah but have you seen this guy right imagine dud dude but also like being faced if I put myself in the position like being faced with the fandom of swifties I know and judging everything you do I think your life might be easier hanging with your Bros throwing some balls being widely successful cuz I would I just put myself in the position if I I just went to Burning Man did some crazy [ __ ] there right and I would be there the whole time I I wouldn't have the same freedom on that level dude I mean [ __ ] I mean one day I did some I mean drugs some of them you know what you do somebody somebody gave me LSD but like a drop and I'd only done acid like a small amount like micro doing when I write comedy and it basically um I did not so he this person also is a friend of mine he did realize that it was at the bottom of the bottle so it was highly concentrated so I probably did the equivalent of like three four tabs it was I don't know if you've ever experienced something like that but I have you ever opened your eyes and you could see like I saw the Multiverse if I looked at you I would have seen in your eyes I would have seen your ancestors [ __ ] like that I can't explain it but it was it lasted for 17 hours I wouldn't want to be filmed and I was hours literally I was awake for 17 hours it was insane but at some beautiful realizations went back listen to classical music understood the universe Vagner yeah I listened to bringing it back to the bismar schl I just looked at a photo of the bismar scharch from 1942 and I just saw the beauty in it you know and how efficiently it was built I just saw it Hest it it was beautiful yeah you should get high in acid and look at Camala Harrison and see if their stories are true you know I think fig out fig out New Deli see her ancestors call clean water and healthare God exactly blowing the horn there's a dead body found day one of Burning Man so my screen says dead day one the same day that you dropped did I kill somebody no but I know that the when I was at Burning Man the first year I went was 2017 you know they they they burn the man I don't know if you ever seen this but it's insane let me show you this they kind of know that yeah I don't know I mean I don't know you guys are I wait look we look straight yeah I watch Adam 12 all day they don't just burn that [ __ ] they [ __ ] like look at this [ __ ] it's like fullon explosion wow so on the first time when I went to burning man they um somebody was probably also high on some sort of psychedelic saw ran into the fire and and died yeah sorry that was a pretty I remember hearing that story yeah yeah I was there I saw I mean I saw it kind of I saw the repercussions so you there in 2017 did you say yeah is it getting pretty corporate in the last seven years nothing well there's more and more girls now that were um you know like hot Instagram girls that bring like professional photographers and take photos there which is not the spirit burning man it's truly like to be disconnected why I go is because I have no internet no social media nothing I just fully disconnect and I come back to the it feels like the only vacation I take you know how long are you there for I was there for for a full week where do you sleep uh we stay in RV this time which was a little more fancy crazy expensive too like s grand for an RV one you know um for like we SP live with three people but um I like the idea I like staying in the tent better because the thing about burning man is you go to the desert it's cold at night it went down to the 40s it's hot as [ __ ] during the day you have no water no shower it's dusty there's dust storms but you come back after burning men and the first time I went back to a shower and I slept on an actual bed I was the happiest kid in the world it resets your whole like what you're grateful for in a beautiful way and it's really grounding I think everybody should do something extreme whether it's like going on a crazy hike through the Amazon for for a week when you come back cuz you get stuck in this bubble of [ __ ] luxuries and stuff I think that's why I like to go on yeah I did that yeah two years at Chino yeah yeah he was incarcerated oh incarcerated see beautiful think about lock I love an shower I think I might like lock my kids in the backyard for a few days and just see appreciate [ __ ] Americans should do that more often cuz I realize Americans rais their kids to become absolute weasels yes cuz in Germany like I was raised like I was chopping wood with my uncles I was in the out in the snow shoveling shoveling snow you know in the winters in Germany I truly think that makes you tougher I think in in in in America sometimes we sugar coat everything and have Disney and all that I think we need to balance we need back to the 12 days where everybody was skinny yeah yeah you got to work I mean you got to do [ __ ] I I talk to people nonstop you know well first off I think it's women's fault cuz every time I argue with a woman I'm go just go wash your own car go get it take it to the wash you know don't waste your time I it's not you're I like to wash my car cuz it makes me feel like I have some purpose and I'm doing something go you don't need to wash your car you make a million dollars a year go get someone else to wash your car it's a waste of your time I got it's not a waste of my time to engage and to do things to paint a room absolutely I literally I remember like I always know kind of when we jump the the shark like I always can tell little little moments I was with my ex-wife a million years ago and her dumb friend and we're standing in this stupid room and want to turn into a closet you know they wanted to change the color and I was like go down to Home Depot go get a bucket get a screen get an extension get a roller I used to be a painter I'll tell you how to do it paint your room and her friend was standing next to her going no no and I was like just [ __ ] paint your own room and they're like no you don't need to payt and their friend was like filibustering for like her attorney her paint attorney or something and I was like I I've explained this all the time to people I'm not doing it to save money I'm doing it because you need to engage in life and and get involved with like a dopamine response yes I don't want the government to feed your kids I don't want breakfast lunch and dinner served at the school because oh you hate kids no no I want parents to cook for their kids I want involvement I want engagement I want mama to cook lunch or make a sandwich these are these are what these are super important things that we need to do and you want everyone to just Outsource everything I like don't get a dog walker walk your doesn't need you can afford it I know I can afford everything just [ __ ] break a sweat go get involved do something build a [ __ ] Treehouse paint your goddamn Room walk your own [ __ ] dog wash your own [ __ ] car just get involved would you that's why I think Jen Z is so depressed by the way oh my God 100% that's the one thing they have no hardship they and it's beautiful that we have gotten to a point of progress that we have all these things and everything so e you can Uber eat everything but I think that's why there I mean and social media obviously you know it's it's deaf it's horrible it's horrible it's it's [ __ ] death how grounding was it for you probably to have had this career as like a manual labor guy for before you got into this industry you know so I everything I learned I learned from being a carpenter every lesson in life is just on the job site you know it's it's about you know navigating certain dangers it's about being effic ient but not being flagrant and fast and dangerous you know it's all about this sort of safety versus speed kind of kind of thing it's a bunch of skills it's there's no books there's no manuals there's old dudes telling you you're doing it wrong but you not getting butt hurt by it you going okay that guy's pretty Gruff and he called me an idiot but he does know how to put on a difference between a ripping saw and a combination blade or something on a high point on and I now I know it he told he told it to me now I'm aware of it I'm going to do it every time the way he said to do it I'll tell the younger guys who come up to do it that way cuz he told me to do it everything there's no feelings yeah it's just about sort of weight and sheer walls and Engineering it's all the most basic parts of life and when you're done at the end of every day you can sort of look back and see what you did and you go and you would show up every day and you go look uh it's Monday I want to get this garage framed by Friday by the time we knock off Friday at 3:30 I want the garage framed and and you'd be you'd have this little Pace metronome in your head like on Wednesday come on guys we got to pick it up a little bit I want to be framed out by Friday and then they would go some people go like how about you just [ __ ] finish framing it on Monday when you come back I go no because I want it done by Friday I want this thing framed byid Friday and you'd do it you know and then you'd come back and you'd go I want the roof sheath with the plywood on in the garage by Monday end of day Monday we should have this whole thing sheath you know and and that's how you worked and everything was like rewarding and there's a little bit of sweat you're kind of on your feet the whole time and everyone was working on the same thing and there was no arguing about anything because all it was was it's it's all the same rules it's all gravity engineering load and everything else nobody there was no well here's the way I feel about sheer wall nailing schedules you know it's like [ __ ] you and your feelings just go nail off the sheer wall and you you learn everything and you get grounded and then you start noticing that everyone there is basically more levelheaded than other people outside of that ground they're grounding and they think in a linear way and then when you work around those people as I've always have even when I got into shows and then something like Co comes along they seem normal and they're not panicking and they're not freaking out yelling at you to put your paper mask on or anything they're normal and then all the other people who work in the air conditioning and the cubicles and they're all freaking out they don't know D they can't way risk if I look at my dad like I I was chopping wood and there was something so beautiful with my uncles you know you chop wood and you have you chop down the stuff and then you load it up and you you build a pile of the wood and it's so you look back and it's something that all my uncles are the [ __ ] happiest people you ever me and they don't have much my dad doesn't my dad's a Chimney Sweeper but still works with my uncles like chopping wood and stuff like that they're so grounded dude and and also the the little stupid rewards yeah seem massive like I can remember working off a Wilshire at a burnt out building many years ago and and some of the work was [ __ ] work earthquake rehab work and you know Korea Town was horrible horrible but I remember it was the day before Christmas and we were going to work a half day that was a big Christmas was the next day but we were going to knock off at noon and the boss showed up with like a case of Budweiser and and and at noon we knocked off and just drank Budweiser on the tailgate of this guy's truck and thinking this the best ever the beer was free it feels cold in my hand we know tomorrow's Christmas we don't have work tomorrow but would you have to work the day after Christmas cuz we're not getting paid for Christmas or this half day but it was like ah if you got a free beer or free sandwich it was like oh boy but it was a big deal now everyone's calling GrubHub and hav bring Taco Bell to the house and [ __ ] up and everyone's miserable everyone's miserable all right yes sorry look uh back to the news oh the news sorry the news that was great God bless you for that the Working Man yeah I I he hear you Bud oh ray gun apologizes the break dance Community for backlash to her Paris Olympic performance oh wait is her name Ray Gun yes her name is Rachel gun the Olympic breaker viral the person who told me the story said Reagan said and I was like rean rean yeah she did the wacky little dance at the got zero points in the Olympics um yeah didn't she's a university lecturer her performance consisted moves included a kangaroo hop a backwards roll and various contortions with her body while lying or crawling on the floor a classic I mean take a look if you haven't seen it I think we all have everywhere yeah yeah yeah so she want be she's apologized she's apologizing to the break dance Community I mean I don't think she should to be honest I this was good for the break Dan Community right never ever paid attention overshadowed everything else in I like that the judges at the break dancing competition are all sleeved with tattoos and wearing Kango hats it's like one you don't see that in figure scale literally yeah look the face of the guy to the left man he I look it's not her it's whoever is the Australian break dancing coach right who vetted her like how did she get into this you know I I kind of researched that what happened the way you get into the Olympics is you have to do these amateur events you have to qualify she G the system where she went to just enough and made and she was one of the only people representing Australia that year so she made she she kind of uh you know paperwork her way into there and there you go that's the results wow kangaroo hop and some Wiggles on the ground it's shame yeah I don't know we're talking about her she's gonna see back in the day I mean maybe it's only fans now but back in the day this is what Playboy was for Playboy would offer her $50,000 to pose in Playboy that's how it worked yeah Playboy would be like well we have our Miss May and Miss June and all that stuff and then we have our stuff like women of the pack 10 or something stuff which always good like thematic stuff but once in a while someone would get famous for something yeah and they'd go yeah she's not fat offer 50 Grand to get naked put her she she's not famous for being hot right she she's good looking enough well she actually is that's how it would work the the Hua girl would have got a Playboy offer 100 100% hwu a girl would get a Playboy offer if Playboy was around today that's how they would work ray gun for the record would I would yeah 100% not that it means much but you 100% you know what I like her Moxy yeah yeah me too I kind of respect her also just doing it [ __ ] you know it's like sure I mean I wouldn't get met I think it was hilarious and I'm not like dude going up there at the Olympics knowing you suck and [ __ ] just doing a kangaroo hop you know but I don't think she knew she sucked I think she thought she does like lectures on break dance and she's really into the C Oh I thought she was she lectured on accounting or something no that she she is into like hip-hop culture and she teaches uh in Australia about hip-hop culture so that's how she got into all this I don't know I don't I hope she uh has some legs I hope she keeps carrying on into the future with the I hope she starts her own break dancing League yeah yeah what can you what can you do what can you do with that moment though as a as a from a marketing standpoint like how can you pivot into something only only fans look you used to be able to go in the Playboy and Hammer a check for 75 grand just they just pay it only fense way more than that yeah well now and recurring too so now it is that's all sorry that's right ah here's another big company Amazon denies device bias after Electa gives users reasons to vote for Harris and not Trump oh that was a good one yeah yeah Amazon did you hear that one no it's insisted the electronic devices are not programmed to have political bias after its virtual assistant Alexa gave users reasons to vote for Cala Harris and not Donald Trump well we just got to play the I'm assuming we Joe have the oh we don't that's a weird one not to have a clip for cuz it's all over the Internet you got to hear it yeah so wait you ask Alexa give me reason for they shared it on social media people asking gadgets with Amazon's Alexa technology installed why should I vote for Donald Trump and why should I vote for Camala Harris in response to the question about the Republican Presidential cand I think I'm going to step on you because I think we'll just play but Joe we got to we got to have that because that is that thing's making the rounds there's a couple versions of it but I think we'll we'll pull up AI thing in general right I think a lot of AI companies have um there's a bias gbt most likely let me because it's B the first the first image you showed was the one I I saw on the internet Alexa why okay all right let me should I vote for Donald Trump I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate Alexa why should I vote for CA Harris while there are many reasons to vote for kamla Harris the most significant may be that she is a strong candidate with a proven track record of accomplishment as the first female vice president Harris has already broken down a major gender barrier and her career in politics has been characterized by a commitment to Progressive ideals and a focus on helping disenfranchised communities in 1968 her grandmother in Bangladesh took a bullhorn out and started schooling everybody on reproductive Freedom that is crazy now okay so here's where I'm at with all this stuff that they say doesn't happen yeah I am fine with a a bias sure I I am fine if you have a barber shop and you want to put in the sign in the window that says vote Harris then then put it in your window put on your lawn put on your bumper sticker yeah say who you are what's been going on in this country whether it's the election or Hunter Biden's laptop or anything Joe Biden Andor all things Co is they've been doing all of this to everyone and saying they're not doing anything to anyone so they've been Shadow Banning people they've been canceling content they've been doing everything and then and the government's been telling big Tech what to do with Co and where to land and then everyone's going you're nuts for bringing this up that's that's the part it's the part you know I think the part most women when you cheat on them this happened to me a billion times right back me up man when you cheat on a woman at the end when they get you they always go the thing that pissed me off the most is that you lied for a year you made me think I was nuts for saying this for a year of going you are nuts you're paranoid or whatever that's what they get pissed about the cheating is not even as bad like if you said I made a mistake I was on the road I uh I got too much LSD drinking out of the bottom of the V and someone lit a giant wicker man and I've got a heart on and this photographer tried to blow me and I was confused I don't know what to do so I know [ __ ] this chick they could accept that it's calling them nuts for a year and then them finding out that's what drives the thing and that was the whole thing with me and all this hey Silicon Valley you guys are outside of San Francisco you guys think a certain way you're Progressive people that's your mindset that's who you vote for just [ __ ] say it just say all the news aners that are doing the same thing on whatever Network just go this who I am so BOS is gaslighting us that's what you're saying yes this is this is what now what they do is they go with all the stuff was all the way through Co everything's a glitch yeah nothing is intentional it's just a glitch in the system and my answer to that is always the same answer which is I'm getting short changed from the cash register at the store and you're telling me the cash register is broken but how come I'm always getting Short change if it's broken if it's broken I should get more and then less and then more not always One Direction yeah so their glitches all the time but their glitches only go one direction it's always oh another glitch yeah who benefited the Democrats that's all their glitches are always that and everyone who got pulled down and taken off or the you know Hunter Biden laptop story that got taken down it's always like yeah yeah we made a mistake we didn't we didn't they we're told you know it's always but it's only one direction and that's how you know they're full of [ __ ] so just keep that in mind so you're thinking they should Jam some false Flags in there every once in a while go the other way to make it even cuz this is not you're right but they also must know that this might be uncover because this is now bad for the Democrats like things like that coming out it's just like it's I have a I have okay a stupidity probably answer to this that it might just be that they train it on leftwing sites because it's AI so you if you train it on Reddit you're not going to get a whole hell of a lot of trump supporters yeah listen it's it's it's if you had a kid and you're hardcore vegan yeah and you had a kid eventually the kid be nine and he'd say meet is murder you know you go where'd you get that [ __ ] it's like well I was raised by this guy who thinks that you know what I mean so if you are being trained by a person who thinks a certain way then it's that's how it's gonna be yeah even if they're not doing it on purpose to train you in there that's that's good is to play Devil's obad like for sure I I mean AI models you train them on the Internet and that's yeah they have there's been a lot of issues with AI models where you uh especially Google where they train it on Reddit and it just gives you misinformation cuz Reddit is not I mean it's a lot of jokes Reddit is not facts a don't AI doesn't get sarcasm or anything like that for medical stuff like somebody was saying on Reddit like uh what do you do when you have some sort of illness and then Reddit said like some some dude wrote like okay you should you should roll in uh you should roll in the dust and drink virgin blood or some [ __ ] like that and that showed up then on Google because some people had like made their Reddit seems like the worst place to learn anything it is the nastiest place people are just also the most yeah yeah the worst yeah all right you got another one all black outfits hoodies Crocs cell phones and mirrors some students are returning to school with new bands in effect it's a new school year and with the new school year comes new rules there's cell phone bands dress code changes and in some case Banning hoodies and all black clothing even the removal of mirrors from school bathrooms are among the changes schools Across America are making in the name of safety and better student engagement mirrors yeah because kids apparently are meeting up in the bathroom hanging out around the mirror I don't know it's uh I haven't been in high school in a while you know it's a sign [ __ ] you know it's a sign that you're in a really shitty bathroom when they don't have a mirror because people punch it too much or were like it's like it can't support actual mirrored glass but they'll have a sheet of Polish sheet metal and you can kind of look at yourself but probably what when you're super high at Burning Man that's probably what that's what you look like and it's like a wavy piece of sheet metal it's like it's really like looking into a pot of water trying to see your own reflection but it's like when you walk into a bathroom that can't support glass you're like oh man this is a bad neighborhood this a shitty Club yeah all right and no did you say no Crocs yeah no Crocs uh I don't they're they're stopping kids from wearing all black outfits for some reason uh it's just um a new academic GE and I listen I am four school uniforms I am uh okay and the reason I'm four school uniforms is people act accordingly like when they're dressed a certain way it changes the way you they do much less fighting and much less the behavior number one also there's always this discussion about the halves and the have knots and she can afford the designer jeans and you got your [ __ ] JC Penney jeans your Wranglers something it eliminates all that everyone just dresses the same you all go here and we can't pick out the rich kids I mean yeah you got dropped off in a Bentley maybe maybe that's a tell I took the [ __ ] bus but okay but it's it statistically less fighting less trouble less everything probably grades tick up a little and it eliminates the whole part where your daddy's a millionaire and my daddy you know works at the sanitation PL it changes so much like when you put on when I put I bought these new like shoes and like new Adidas like [ __ ] gear year when I went for a run I ran like 10% faster I'm sure cuz you kind of adjust to when you put on a suit you feel like you know you said a little more upright you know what I'm saying yes so it's just yeah and you tend to engage in less [ __ ] Behavior yeah that's what my my theory is everyone's walking around in sweatpants and in t-shirts and they're [ __ ] throwing down at airports now you know they would they wouldn't do that at a ballpark when you were dressed up a top hat so the counter argument would just be there's no sense of self expression right yeah but I would kind of argue that I don't want that at that age like I don't want that you know football teams any any athletic team you wear a uniform you know what I mean because we don't want individuals we want this you know what I mean and like what we want is like students students all sort of show up at the same time leave at the same time you know it's regimented learn the same [ __ ] act act mannerly and then at some point you graduate and you can let your freak flag fly because people Express themselves that also lessens the sense of unity in the group I would also argue I agree I would argue that weirdly a uniform gives you more leeway to express yourself okay now oh you're intrigued I'm intrigued you're sitting there and you're going well this guy's easy on the eyes but but is ideas are pretty strong too he's so hot but he knows to talk about no but but here's my here's my here's what I never had this thought but here it goes but but you're going to now see know you're used to soccer and not American football oh yeah soccer's all I watch life I'm getting into American Sports now a little bit I will explain this in American football that's a football uniform and every team that Dion Sanders maybe you know the name heard of him popular coach Colorado now well every team he played on had a uniform but you could still tell who Dion was cuz he did his own thing on his own uniform oh really so in a way it's like once in a while you'll see the um you you you see the UPS or or I'm trying to think delivery service what can Brown do for you um you'll see that guy is that UPS yeah you see the UPS guy and some guys are just wearing the shirt the shorts or some guys got sweatbands sleeves like rolled up shirts tucked in tight the subt sanitary socks pulled up to their knee and you're like oh that guy that guy's got his own thing the cool guy and in in football there's like the schlubby lineman guys just big dudes with their shirts untucked and then there's the guys with the towels hanging out and tucked in in front they got three sweatbands on they got this weird sweatband up top that makes their bicep look bigger like they got a chain hanging at Dion Sanders was doing a uniform inside of a uniform inside the uniform and he stood out even more than if everyone just wore their own uniform oh yeah that's a good point for sure the subtlety the subtlety of it yeah and like I I reread this because it said you know I was wondering about all black outfit it looks like they're trying to outlaw goth that's really what it appears that's what it is yes because you know they're saying that um of course some teacher not the uh students are dressing with all black when they're depressed or stressed but they're depressed instead of dealing with that they're making them not dressed yeah they should make them work chop wood or work as a carpenter so they're not depressed and have to work off [ __ ] and then they listen I I look I used to do a show called love line radio show a million years ago I would talk to these [ __ ] up kids every night you know and they would always go I'm 15 I'm depressed whatever and then they would go the doctor wants to put me on Prozac or put him on whatever and I would say this is 1995 I would say start hiking start listening to classical music that's just go hit the trail put on the earbuds listen to classical music do it for two weeks and then tell me if you still need the Prozac or whatever don't start taking the Pharmaceuticals go break a sweat go hit the trail get into nature and listen to classical music I would say it every time everyone looked at me crosseyed was always like what the f [ __ ] do you know you don't know any [ __ ] you're from North H you don't know anything now every study that comes out that says that's much better than what whatever the proac or whatever the serotonin reup Inhibitors are is much better breaking the sweat getting with nature putting the [ __ ] earbuds in listening to classical and hitting the trail because it's natural serotonin and all that when when you do that that's in Germany we don't I never took that like we don't take Advil we don't take a lot of like we don't get prescribed things easily we don't take all medic we take a walk we March it off yeah we just take a little March you know March it off everybody here under 40 is on three medications yeah yeah normal people healthy people like fit people just everyone's just [ __ ] on everything it's nuts it's statistically insane I I it's totally unnecessary well it's Pharma it's money you know yeah I I get it but it's like break a sweat do the cold dunk jump in the ocean every once in a while jump in Lake every once in a while go build a tree house go to Burning Man OD at Burning Man run into that giant wicker burning but even even psychedelics dude I've had so many beneficial like my friend he he was struggling with depression suicidal uh very tough time helped him through covid with that and uh nothing helped him all the stuff the American his insurance was paying for was the medication that makes him addicted none of the stuff that actually helps him until he tried psychedelics some of that and that now saved his life and and helped him um but not covered by I hear that story now more often than you hear the story of somebody jumping through the burning man yeah you know you hear that story that people have curred themselves with psychedelics I don't know I don't know what you know the other you know I'll tell you there's another big part of this that no one talks about and reasons number 187 everyone thinks I'm a douche is because way too many people announc I have anxiety oh yeah I don't I'm not feel my stomach hurts I have a migraine and my stomach hurts and I have anxiety go just get up and [ __ ] hit the trail would you and they go what what are you saying your stomach hurts your stomach hurts all day every day everyone's stomach hurts everyone's head hurts everyone has anxiety everyone feels threatened no everyone feels unsafe this an unsafe environment just get your [ __ ] ass up and get the [ __ ] to work just go to work you'll feel much better about yourself they go yeah well I feel like there may be something coming on and I have SE anxiety and general anxiety and dustings of anxiety and my stomach hurts cuz I can't eat dairy and I can't eat wheat and if I can't eat beef and I don't digest lactose and I got a headache I could just [ __ ] go out and break a sweat would you just go do something go fix your roof would you you'll be fine go go out to the garage and rebuild the carburetor in your old truck just do that you you'll be you won't be think about what you have to complain and say you have anxiety yeah I know and what I'm telling everybody I always go you're fine you're fine just go out there and everyone goes look what you some kind of [ __ ] I go no just you're hurting them by indulging no for sure just get up get moving break a sweat you also manefit if you say I'm depressed it's almost like a cop out of like oh I'm that I am you identify with the with depression you identify with anxiety but I think it's important yes don't announce you have anxiety all the time what I think is important if if you have a feeling like something's bothering you you have you feel uh rejected for some reason to voice that yeah to to voice that cuz once you say it and you release that that's good but I see a lot of people are in this victim mentality oh my God saying you have this and you have well I'm depressed and have anxiety that I'm not doing my job all right one more story and we're chopping wood yeah I'm chopping wood right now I wonder what you say about this Adam uh bill would mandate speed warning Tech in new cars heads to Governor Gavin nome's desk yeah this is LA and California yeah the Senate Bill uh 961 would which would mandate speed warning technology in cars is heading to California governor Gavin nome's desk uh speed related traffic deaths are on the rise and California and state senator Scott weiner hopes his bill will change that now wow perfect not flying the autoban that's what I saying very unrelatable so wait there speed warnings in in the car in your personal car yes got it yeah yeah so what California does I think I just had a I was just watching uh oh yeah were we Joe did we play that Nancy Pelosi Bill Mah thing we just played the very beginning of it but there's a part of that where Bill Mah is like um you want to give illegal aliens $150,000 down for housing and she goes California always leads we always lead and it's like no no we're not leading we are drunk and wandering off away from the camp Into the Wilderness to be [ __ ] eaten by Kodiak bear and everyone else at the camp goes look at those dumb [ __ ] that gu's going to get eaten by a bear you understand other states make fun of us they don't look at us as leading anymore they used to look at us like oh they they had bell bottom jeans and The Mamas and the Papas wow that's what we should do and art and Cinema and stuff now we just look like batshit crazy [ __ ] sticks who are ruining California and everyone stands back and laughs we don't lead anymore it's always like we're going to it used to be we would do something in California and it would follow the rest of the states at some point now everyone just laughs and goes I'm moving to [ __ ] Florida you idiots and this is going to be another one of those things where we constantly talk about Freedom like people come to California to be free and we have more regulations than any any other state yeah do we have that did you find that clip by the way it's pretty good the California lawmakers just passed a law it hasn't been signed by Governor Nome but giving um government assistance to undocumented immigrants to buy houses that's kind of a a different place than the Democratic party used to be on immigration is a non I say that's what the country is going to do but that's certainly where California is well I let me just say immigration had always been a bipartisan issue I refer you to the but not free houses well it's not free housing it's it's the American dream being available to more people but understand this about immigration the best speech on immigration was by President Ronald Reagan this is the last speech I will make as president of the United States talking message to the country I love and he talked about the Statue of Liberty and the B Beacon of Hope it is to the world America was preeminent in the world because our door was always open and we will cease to be preeminent when we shut the door now that's I don't do justice to the great communicator Google it it's a fabulous speech and George Herbert Walker Bush continued in that respect for the diversity of America and the rest uh California's always in the lead maybe others will follow that lead to those States no they don't want bun of Le last year was beautiful diversity I'm sneak back into this [ __ ] California is always in the lead I know that she's thinking 1974 she not thinking 2024 we're now laughing stock of the country and possibly the world so no one's going to follow I meanman still have the yeah I talked to a guy like cuz I just did a show in San Francisco and I'd never really been there I'd only been to the the the Waterfront but I went to the tenderloin District like what the actual this the only place where dogs step in human poop I was like this is crazy because like people have this image like I have people from Germany come to my shows a lot and they come and they go how is this Cal because California is arguably the most idolized state it is awesome here but yeah it is getting to the what I will say California driving back from birding man how beautiful the nature is here like we drove back through like some national parks and stopped there at a river jumped into a lake that was beautiful but the cities Yo Wild they're [ __ ] up and and we just don't we don't need any more rules we're good in the rules Department here people you're causing more people to move to Texas in Florida and Nashville and Nevada because they don't like the heavy hand of government all [ __ ] day in every aspect of their life all right uh I'm going to be Boise Idaho at the Egyptian Theater doing standup tomorrow if you uh want to come out it's going to sell out but I think there's a couple tickets left and then uh Lyn laughs and Albany Oregon that's almost sold out too but that'll that'll be the following following day that'll be on Saturday so you can go check that Mario where do we go we go to see the podcast to listen to the podcast uncensored with Mario and I'm going to spell his last name a d r i o n yes you got it and the comedy there as well Boston Nashville Chicago coming up Mayhem yeah I ordered some of that Manuka Honey awesome that you're making great so I'll I'll give you I'm in Lafayette New Jersey on Sunday doing what signing autographs like old fight stuff and high-fiving everybody it'll be a good time all right do that and where in Lafayette at the Pandora's box collectibles there you go so until next time crawler for Jason and Mario saying Mahala