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I think it's really nice how thoroughly they clean the stairs after all of these every single one you would never know they'd been there I appreciate it I loved watching it hi can I get one ticket going anywhere I've never seen one of these in real life before there's this girl and I just need to get to the other side all right this is so romantic yeah I made a big mistake well with a gesture like this I'm sure she'll forgive you it's not really about forgiveness um I'm sorry I'm really in a hurry yes sorry um I have a Cincinnati for 75 Cleveland for 90 what about Indonesia yeah that'll be a lot more I had $6,000 in cash okay um we have there's one at 11 p.m. no that's too late you're not getting on the plane doesn't really matter I am getting on the plane you are why not use the ticket two birds do you have anything in China or most of North Africa is fine you said you were in a hurry but I can loveone yeah I'm getting it now no Portugal has an extradition treaty uh I have to go you know I don't think I've actually asked for ID yet we need that to book the flight [ __ ] sh Pretend We're talking we are talking Pretend We're talking are you fleeing no it's not anything bad I am I'm the good guy here you like a whistleblower who I was whistle blown that's not good [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Pretend We're talking we are talking I was a hitman no our prominent conf yeah I need you to stop telling me about it I appreciate your help you've been a huge Aid well wait no I mean it You' really abetted me I thought you were trying to catch up with a girl before she got on a plane I am oh The Whistleblower oh I'm fleeing the feds and she's fleeing me right one last job before I disappear job is to tell her that I love her it's actually really sweet I have a Montenegro that leaves in 30 minutes really I'm always willing to help a love story along you have no idea how much that means don't worry about it now what is the tsa's policy on guns so I think you take a green cup if you're single an orange cup if you're in a relationship it's so cute I know Rebecca such a creative host is honestly really useful there's not really a cup for my situation actually I think blue means it's complicated it's not complicated it's very simple what's your situation I'm in a relationship with the king what king if there if one of the options were a gold chalice I might feel differently but the king of what as far as the eye can see like of New York City at least I'm talking about the United States of America there isn't a king here look it up and I think you'll see my perspective no King there isn't a king no not even one look again well someone is lying to me where did you you meet this guy he was in a throne or was it just a chair I'm doubting everything now I actually didn't catch your name how do you know Rebecca I heard laughter from the streets okay this isn't really an open party all right I figured out what cup I want now one of each and 12 sets of Cutlery and 12 plates oh why is there an egg on my chair clever clever what the hell I see you found the first egg my God there's egg all over me it's a fraction of how much egg could be on you if you use this egg egg I don't have a change of clothes then perhaps you might instead dress as a rabbit what are you talking about what I'm talking about is Easter you're about to face the most challenging Easter egg hunt ever constructed I'm not going to do I don't want to 12 eggs I don't want to can't or won't I said I don't want to always so coy didn't realize you were such a fan of e are you Catholic extremely by the way the eggs are supposed to be hardboiled or like plastic and with chocolate inside it's spoken like a true consumerist has everyone in this town forgotten what Easter is all about and so the king of Denmark told his only son Jesus to avenge his death well that's Hamlet on his journey Jesus met a kindly warthog and a silly lemur who taught him that growing up is all about accessing one's innate sexuality but he never lost sight of his mission to find the 12 hidden eggs now you see that's what Easter is all about Charlie Brown do you want to play Connect 4 know me so well this was always about Connect 4 before 911 and used to be able to sit on that around and around you ride and the stewardess had to light your cigarette but now we call them flight attendants what's next we can only take our bags on the plane we can't ride the plane ourself our bag buys the ticket goes on vacation without us I am desperate to sell tickets for my show in LA on Thursday with here my famous secret soup is coming along great I can conjure a delicious soup from just water ignore her yeah I know oh but a bushel of onions would just make this soup sing some rotini pasta could take my secret soup to the next level well then it's too bad you didn't buy that oh it's great on its own it is Bryce I think I saw some rotini pasta on your shelf I'm glad it's great on its own yep doesn't need it it's great on its own all right time to play M that's good really your bowl of water with a rock in it mhm oh but you know what could really make this with vegetabl protein and a grain this soup would be fit for a king you chose not to participate in a house grocery Bridget no I don't need groceries I have my magic soup okay I'll try the soup I should compl complain about something the soup isn't let me try it okay it's really really good really you know what I think I could use what a hamburger on the side here take this thank you well you've only been eating Magic Soup for like a week and I'm actually so worried about you I'm probably going to spend this on like a candle Jan is typing more quickly than usual I hope she isn't writing a letter to the governor about me wait I'm being ridiculous of course she isn't writing to the governor dear Governor Melissa ATU in my room I have an archive of dried beans sourced from across the globe each day while I'm at work my friend won't stop housing those beans like a pizza Governor whenever I go into Jane's room and see her catalog of beans I find myself unsure if my eyes tell the truth I eat one and sure enough it's a dried Bean then I leave I urge you to pass some sort of Bill making taking things that aren't yours illegal Governor maybe you can call it no secretly taking I've got to get ahead of this wa a minute leave us typ in quickly now could they be writing to the governor's husband what am I talking about of course they're not writing to the governor's husband Dear Mr auu keep your woman in line I am one of her constituents and I'm worried she's getting a dangerous letter about prohibiting secretly taking from a confused Banshee on her period Governor I'm worried my friend is telling your husband I'm menstrating please if men could get periods you'd be able to get one at the 18 M I know you will agree with me girl by the way Mr ATU I'm not sure who I'm going to vote for in November who's running Governor I'd be remiss if I didn't ask who's running in November can you send their names and a little about each don't let that woman take away my right to take if I get it then I have it understand what you working on just my taxes great me too decided i' moving out okay well we'll miss you bud what I have this box full of things and I'm moving out today AR Le has 10 more months I'm going to move somewhere really far no what we have to talk about this we could talk about it but I'm going no matter what where you going to move probably I'll move into a mansion oh a mansion why are you only saying this now you were at work earlier well if you ever choose to move back you're always welcome I'm not going to move back I have enough stuff to live forever right I have a granola bars in here I have a tangerine I have all of the cooking chocolate what else my pajamas and a magnifying glass and two puzzles what about your bed and Furniture my Mansion will already have that stuff but your bed will be waiting here in case you ever want to take a break from your new life okay no she can't just leave all her things here I'll miss you bye did you know this was happening I have to let her figure it out okay but I am not going to take on her portion of the rent I'm going to move out tomorrow [Music] you okay we have a special guest Madison's mom Natasha is here I'm actually her way older half sister Natasha is going to tell you all about her career as a private investigator oh I'm so sorry that's Tyler's mom Natasha is a freelancer that's right okay and she's going to tell us what that means kids once you exit the Cocoon of higher education almost everyone you know will get a long-term job where they perform a set of simple tasks day in day out over and over and over again okay um many of you will choose that hamster wheel but you don't have to let's focus on you if you don't mind I am free I am alive today I was paid $90 to make this tomorrow I will design a Fitness website and through the alexir variety I will never die oh and look our next parent is here all all right bye kids our next guest is Miss Bryce who is Tyler's mom hi this is going to be a good one miss Bryce is a private investigator I am today what is I'm a freelancer upw works up next campaign offers A postgrad playbook so you can get your job today they don't need jobs today because they're children this Bell is on the website I can see the reflection in her eyeballs first category is going to be colors easy enough second category is of course going to be first names of wives in movies where alen Ala plays a supporting role BR we love the work you do but no don't say it connections having a big moment right now we just wonder if it would be time to scale up you want to turn this into some soulless 40 person operation wouldn't you like to have a team to work with this isn't the cross word it's not meant to be solved in a Harvard office the it's it's all over the map again we need things that are I understand people New York Times connections is meant to be solved by one baby and one genius looking at the same phone and I show you one more I think you're going to like it it's bat bat bat and bat what these are words that sound similar would a focus group lead you to that no because doesn't make any sense let's do a practice run pretend I'm your date okay okay hi nice to meet you have you ever seen Benjamin Bunton I'd love to do something like that oh by the time I was a baby I'd know a thing or two that went back far but what do you like nice oh probably cats and dogs I would love a little dog I would name it Rufus can you imagine a little dog named Rufus and how old as Rufus never ask a lady that unless it was some kind of Benjamin Bunton you imagine a little dog that was the smartest it would ever be as a baby so bored all right bye are you Auntie yes Ben and I are so excited you were able to fit Us in well one of my clients suddenly broke off her engagement oh well that's too bad it's more common than you think but your cake yes so we were thinking your cake will be a light optimistic lemon for the bottom tier oh it's not a okay for the middle tier will go chocolate ah those middle years sure I like chocolate but it won't just be chocolate Okay the dustiest walnuts will be distributed unevenly through out pockets of staleness yeah I'm allergic to tree nuts the walnuts are non-negotiable they can't be tier number three will be the common funeral reception offering shortbread which simulates the feeling of what all food tastes like when you are breathing till death do us part okay I don't want us to plan for the cake to be bad the lemon one will be good why I want it to be good all the way up you are very difficult but no matter lemon on the bottom then coconut then chocolate yeah that's good walnuts on half fine here's the twist will'll make the upper teers heavy enough that you won't know until the day of whether they'll hold no oh and you have a problem with that bit too I'm shocked I don't want my cake designed to maybe collapse why not your relationship is excuse me why isn't he here my relationship is great does this happen often you're a monster I am your guardian angel trust me I'm happy are you I'm going to be Andy don't you think you deserve better say it Andy yeah say the whole thing I deserve better hi Jen I'm calling from piece of cake bakery we've had a slot open up if you are interested in leaving our wait list wait is there metal in this um yeah no that's not good I'm basically a giant magnet what I'm full of metal I'm basically a giant magnet if I so much as eat this so would be even more metal in me wait is this moving how's everything over here um actually there's a hair in this mhm so you have something to remember me by uh I would love a side of mayonnaise for the fries for sure wait so I'm sorry um could I get a clean plate of food oh that's what I get for putting it on the line honey don't be cruel it was a gesture what was a gesture I know it's not a diamond necklace but she's giving you a lock of her hair so you'll have something of me it's not really a lock of hair it's like a it's like a piece of hair if you want to explore things with this woman Kate I don't want to explore things with this woman I'd want to explore if I found a lock of hair in my food look closely in your plate there's one in mine as well I noticed you the moment you walked in and I know my date will understand mine seeing where this goes no no I won't excuse me there's a hair in my food I thought you'd never notice table 3 an awful lot of people are seeming to have locks of hair in their food it's not really a lock it's more like a piece of hair waiter what's going on you have us all Wrapped Around Your Finger uh not me I'm not we' do anything for you but please don't play games with us I think I owe you all the truth and the truth is I'm not in love with any of you it's just that this restaurant is disgusting you know while you're in town you should get an LA famous meatball what's that one of LA's famous meatballs you get them at the beach oh you get them at the beach yes it comes in a coconut I never heard of this before they're delicious you ask for one coconut open it up there's one meatball inside beef no salt that's it no be beef no salt we have God I can't wait to try it if you like that if you like that those 20 seconds of flawless improv then we would encourage you to come to our show tomorrow we're going to be at the Alan at 9:30 p.m. we hope to see you there March 28th a Thursday dog friendly dog friendly I mean try see if they turn you away just try so good yeah I'm so full hey um when are we going to talk about oh my God can we not do this right now well if if not now can we just pick a time to talk about we have talked about this we haven't really like you still some things can be private in a friendship I don't read your text and emails that's not the same thing how is it not you drive an 18-wheel commercial truck and won't tell me what is in it I won't tell the government what's in it either Leva I need you to tell me what is in this giant vehicle what if you just pretend it's a regular car do you know how crazy it makes me feel when we pull this thing up to a restaurant sorry I don't drive a Mercedes Benz no don't turn this into a money thing this truck costs $150,000 it's worth twice that okay three times if you count what's in it what's in it it's just nice to have a truck okay you moved last week and you didn't use this you rented another truck because this one is full of what here's the only thing I'll say about aging as a woman and I I really think we should all put the topic away I'm not in my mid-30s I I'm in my mid 20s but as soon as I get there as soon as I reach 035 I am not automatically the president but I'm eligible I can run I can even jump for president I can run even jump for president but I won't and why is that it's because I won't do it until every person in America gets a turn to be the president so okay what does that mean let's zoom out we're in space we're looking in the earth is far away it's a quarter it's the size of a quarter on that quarter not George Washington the first woman president here's what she's not wearing in that quarter she's not wearing an eye cream she got on Instagram she's not wearing a $40 hair clip that she got on Instagram she's completely naked or she's wearing a shirt of her own making but here's the thing just cuz she's a woman doesn't mean her politics are good she's got some Fringe beliefs about gay adoption rights oh but you vote you voted for her all the same because she was a woman because she was naked I'm afraid of getting older uh I think they called her boarding number wait let's let's hold out on them a little longer what let's make them squirm a little uh who let's make the plane come to us how would it let's make the plane let's attract the plane what flight attendance they think that we can buy a ticket and it's that easy you you bought the ticket I'm going to hang back [Music] a [Music]