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Category: Comedy

Intro hey happy new year not yet but oh i'm sorry it's the new year for me because i'm in a different time zone we're in a room together but i grew up in new york huh are you done with your resolutions um yeah here get mozzarella from the store get a basil plant i'm gonna make a caprese salad tomorrow... Read more

Category: Comedy

Are we still hungry $20 is a little steep for a dessert well it's expensive to make a restaurant rotate yeah that's the other thing i wanted to ask um is there maintenance happening what do you mean cuz we don't seem to be spinning i see the confusion the spinning happens very slowly but i can see that... Read more

Category: Comedy

So good yeah i'm so full hey um when are we going to talk about oh my god can we not do this right now well if if not now can we just pick a time to talk about it we have talked about this we haven't really like you still some things can be private in a friendship i don't read your text and emails that's... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Miss franklin you just admitted that you saw your sister earlier that night no i just said that i walked back from her house can we read back the minutes me obviously like read back what i've been typing yes okay whenever you're ready so basically she just said she like she walked from the house don't... Read more

Category: Comedy

I think it's really nice how thoroughly they clean the stairs after all of these every single one you would never know they'd been there i appreciate it i loved watching it hi can i get one ticket going anywhere i've never seen one of these in real life before there's this girl and i just need to get... Read more