I Choke My 1st Game On College Football 25

hi there look at all you young fresh faces out there my name is coach clue and I'm here to take you on a journey you guys are all fresh out of high school you guys are all rambunctious full of life looking for the next step that you wish to take to further yourself in the life of a football player well I'm here to tell you it isn't all sunshine and rainbows around here there's a lot of hard work there's a lot of effort there's a lot of grinding that comes along with this game I take everything very seriously as you might already be able to tell but what I can offer you at coach clue University is we will do whatever ever it takes to win whether that be horse tranquilizer whether that be rhinoceros uh I don't know what it is but it's made from a rhino whether we got to lie cheat steal whether we have to run the same play 47 times in a row cuz your bum ass opponent doesn't know how to stop it whether we have to bribe you with all the luxuries Reno Nevada has to offer coach clue is here to tell you that anything you want want or may need can be provided for you you will choose coach clue University because at coach clue at coach clue University No Holds Barred no expense spared and we are willing to go the extra mile to bribe you into coming to school and hang in with Coach clue welcome on in to college football 25 did you know at coach clue University prostitution is legal you can get all the [ __ ] sign up today it's our very first game as a member and coach and player of the Nevada Wolf Pack yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah test test test all right right here we go here's our very first game in our offline Dynasty we are the wolf pack this is my local team it's rainning in Reno here um that actually looks really accurate I've been to one wolf pack game and that [ __ ] looks really really accurate all right we're getting the ball first it's raining now I know I'm a spread team oh go go go go I know I'm a spread football team but I might try to Pound The Rock a little bit bit I might just do coach suggestions until I figure this out yo that dude jumped it's a false start dude what is going on oh we're already in a hole chat we're already in a hole that's not good all right I should have used the same Playbook I was using but I chose not to I choose I chose to do Nevada specific and this Nevada Playbook I could already tell has no good [ __ ] formations so this is this is going to be trying here this is going to be trying now I remember dollars is pretty good and fast there we go there we go let's get out of the back field there third and five now we're manageable remember your tight end dude your tight end was pretty good oh there we go just take what they give you oh here's a halfback stretch too let's see if we a run on them okay no R1 woo there we go okay okay it's third in one we're just going to stay safe and throw the ball oh yeah run the ball run the ball run the ball let's go dude I just need to find one formation in here that I like I don't like Bunch wide that's for sure reload alert oh we got pummeled dude we got pummeled all right well let's see if the defense can do anything I don't like this Playbook chat we are we are definitely changing the Playbook you'll get it on Friday okay cool okay we got 335 nickel these are not the playbooks I selected but let's do it wonder if the computer cheats on here like they used to on Madden there we go way to come up and make a play dude oh get in his way oh he juked back that's not a first down he juked back he juked back dude goal line defense or like run defense at all dude I got no four down lineman I got [ __ ] oh come on man oh that was [Applause] close oh is he going to kick or they kicking there's no way this isn't a fake right why do I have the [ __ ] yeah I knew it I knew it was a fake let's go you can't run that [ __ ] on me [Applause] did he catch that oh my gosh that was like a horrible ass read right there I was throwing that no matter what oh oh he caught that dude good play my halfbacks a little demon dude take what they give you stop go oh I fumbled [Applause] [Applause] they're running the hurry up let's go SMU is usually pass heavy dude they're running the ball down my throat look at this [ __ ] dude all they do is run oh he missed it they missed the kick I got to find one formation I like [Applause] okay it's second and 16 I didn't want to lose too many yards there wow dude okay [Applause] yikes boot was a horrible punt chat oh dude let's go oh the red arrow is bad what's up Beast keep him out of field goal ring okay okay I don't think they can kick it from here I don't think they make this I don't think they make this no I didn't think so that was a dude it's raining out that's a pick oh my God what does the coach suggest we do here oh my God they say go for a field goal I agree oh my God it's a tough one boom is it good no good oh my gosh after the first half it looks like we're going in to the locker room zero to zero nobody can find some offense here oh we got a pick all right come on Third and five drop it down low Shake Your Tail Feather right here oh get him yeah punt my [Applause] football there we go I feel like we got to utilize our halfback more how where do I find his uh wearing tear at chat our first actual Drive cut back cut back oh cut back go go break it oh that's our best run of the game so far you suck not sure what I did there chat not sure what I was looking at I was trying to throw to the flat oh man I'm not sure what happened right there I pressed the wrong button for sure but I just I was trying to throw to the tight end in the flat and then it threw the oh dude I ah we got to hold him the [Applause] three oh no no [Music] no damn it that was my responsibility man all right well we're down by seven but we have to score on this drive oh I almost juked that dude and there was a lot of room out there oh dude I clicked on to try to get him in front of the play there there we go first and 10 oh yeah follow the blockers there we go okay look at that look at that Chad another first down block him it's open throw it take your two yards let's go all right this is the play right here we got lots of options on this play let's not throw a pick no picks oh he's wide open oh I was trying to just look at I told you we don't need to panic chat I told you we don't need to panic we don't need to take a shot down the field we got plenty of time just's keep taking this drag until they stop it I'm getting like 10 yards a drag it's not there oh it's there oh yeah oh yeah baby oh yeah that's what happens dude anything you do you just get slau oh block oh come on fight fight fight oh dude that was almost our first touchdown ever dude fight in there man you got to get in there you got to get in there we got a halfback toss yeah strong toss let's get let's give him the toss oh baby we just squeaked on in let's go all right no problem at all let's go all right we tied the game up chat fourth quarter we we might be looking at a money Drive soon we might be looking at a money Drive okay come on come on dude you got to step up and make that tackle who is that dude are they just going to run it to try to get a field goal dude they're really just going to run it freck it there we go some run defense for that ass oh good hit stick bro third and two big play come on Step Up yeah fourth and one all right I don't need to I don't need to they might be faking this oh they didn't fake it oh they just [Music] lost I know man I I don't need to overthink the CPU they can't defend the drag route dude I figured out they can't defend the drag so that's all we're doing minute 43 chat we're on the money Drive let me see some money Drive emotes if you got them money Drive emotes if you have them oh cut back oh there we go this our first money Drive of college football 25 let's go oh it's not there it's not there roll out throw it away no oh that's bad that's bad news what am I doing chat what am I doing what am I doing how come I don't know the controls that's supposed to be a play action oh supposed to be a play action I think I just lost the game that was supposed to be a play action and it wasn't oh look at that punt chat I might as well have just went for it cuz they just won the game cuz I don't know how to punt oh no we're going to come up short in this one it's okay though it's all right yeah it was an 8- yard punt Bravo I know dude I I don't know how to work the kicking meter bro bear with me this is my you know first day on the job bro first day on the job I don't know this kick meter to save my soul man the kicker's not guaranteed and I got it I and I could ice him too I think they're running it though no first down oh that's a first down okay give him the first down now we just got to ice the kick her iced him and it didn't work they win still coming up short and virtual football yep ree okay let's go for it I tried man I tried my best but we came up a little short in that one I tried my best but we came up just a tad short I'm going to show you the difference in playbooks right like I'm going to show you a difference in the Playbook right like what what a difference the Playbook makes man I'm out here with the weirdest Playbook of all time I got no good running game it's raining like I'm really not trying to make excuses okay cuz there are no excuses I should have won the game I I had an awful punt I didn't make them work for the game at all that's number one right that's number one right but number two I didn't have my playbooks chat my playbooks were not a [Music] [Music]

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