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all right what's good baby I think uh I think Jane wants to get this s1000 RR Farm me so I'm going to take it for a little test ride it's absolutely for a steal let me just put it that way basically stealing this damn thing squiding it up all right I'll be right back is there any way to go hey and just do around the block you want you want to take it for freeway I'm just going to check uh the gears and you know yeah just I think around the block Rea right right right right all the way right all right in the Main Street hey are you okay just be hey be careful if you need anything just go over there in the garage I'll be right back what quick sh is not working [Music] oh I don't get it the quick shifter is not [ __ ] working dude it's pissing me off bad [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] the quick shifter doesn't work the quick shifter up isn't working of course working using that every day I just tried are you sure you don't turn you don't close the throttle you leave the throttle wide open yeah yeah yeah I know I know how to use a quick [ __ ] well I mean it didn't work once for me it works just fine going down Auto blip you know close the throttle push down but the up wasn't giving me anything I didn't have problem on using it every time I'm riding you have to be on the uh I'm pretty sure you know you have to be on the right RPM how high uh around 8 7 8 it won't work under no no if you don't the bike should be in the right speed to for the second the next yeah usually rev matches though yeah I'll try it again I mean I'll go back out so you're saying 7,000 is it is it a mode eight um yeah around there is it something you need to you can adjust in settings uh I'm not sure about that no all right I'll try it again where's the highway entry the highway um 5 blocks away the 405 all right something like that thank you be right back m he said he uses a quick shifter every day dude I'm not getting it at all for the price like I'm willing to fix it man but I'm not getting any quick shift no quick shifting on these low RPMs not even over eight you know you said 7 or 8,000 not feeling it I'm not getting that Vibe engine feels pretty good I quick shifter works when I immediately just roll off the throttle but what's up dude it kind of worked oh God might as well just pull over now way so I'm testing this motorcycle from yeah I'm testing the motorcycle out I'm literally about to buy it and it's not working and I can't leave first gear and I was trying to get out of first gear and it's just I don't know the bike just sound like you're out of first gear no I I couldn't I like it's I think it's messed up anyway the guy lives at two whe works or whatever down the street you working right now what's that you working right now no I'm I'm gonna I was gonna buy it and I'm trying to figure out if there's something wrong with it that's why hel yeah that's why um it's why you heard me in the high RPMs well I got you on the lader 64 all right listen man I just want to let you know that I'm not going to exite you just cuz you pulled override away um but I just want to let you know that speed kill bro and I don't know I don't know if you've ever seen a motorcycle rid or dead yeah I have right in front my eyes but but it happens brother and uh it bikes like this oh yeah so I'm just toing you to talk to you I appreciate it hopefully you know I hear you this keeps you metal for a little bit Yeah but anyways be careful out all right bro I appreciate it man thank you have a good day [Music] dude I didn't get a ticket or anything dude I'm telling you pull over for cops before they pull you over and you're you're Gucci bro every time dude every time I've ever pulled myself over before a cop could I've gotten away every time bro I'm talking in the car I'm talking not in the car I'm talking on the bikes on the bikes on the bikes baby do you get quick shift is not working throttle completely closed pressing down at any RPM it should do that so quick shifter Auto blip features are [ __ ] um yeah I'm going to talk them down a little more but but they're not working I mean I don't know what else let see he thinks I'm bu bu [ __ ] I'm not bullshitting man I I literally I like I like to think I know what I'm talking about how [ __ ] funny dude I got pulled over I pulled myself over bro see you win you always win when you pull yourself over first everyone write that down in their in their brain let's see the heated hand grips yeah they were nice man I was going 65 in a who knows like probably a 35 I was probably going 30 over and um in the homie he let me go man see if you ride safe you don't act like a douche don't be a threat just do what they say pull yourself over dude if you pull yourself over and they don't have to chase you or worry about you know all is he going to run is he going to do this this person have a gun you pull over you you look you look like all right dude I know IED up literally just helped me go about my day he's like ABS works that's nice [Music] he hand warmer heated heated grips are nice it take a while for Maxi to get this bike up to my own standards honestly let me tell you what let me tell you what it's going to take a minute for Maxi to be like Yep this thing's Cherry bro [Music] will you let me go in front of you I got pull over nah it's not working will you will you try it yeah I'm telling you every day I'm using that with now with no leaving the the thr well you have to close it to go down with auto blip you close throttle and then you can downshift with uh quick shift you you lay on it and that's when you upshift and dude I laid on it I got like to 8 or 9k and I it wouldn't go man and then the auto blip wasn't working either the auto what Auto it's called Auto blip that's the down shift yeah um will you try it really quick and you you want me to try I want you to try it yeah yeah yeah cuz maybe I'm doing something wrong I don't know I'm not doing anything wrong I know I'm not

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