The Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 1 REVIEW: Dumb Became Dumber!!

the rings of powers back for season 2 and this time it's her derable hi everyone it's a here from Hill versus Babyface this morning 8:00 a.m. UK time Amazon dropped the rings of power season 2's first three episodes because they hate me I guess something like that and I've only watched the first episode and I really don't know if I can proceed any further I guess how this video performs will go a long way to deciding that for me so if you do like this video give it a thumbs up and smash the Subscribe while you're there as well eh you might think because of that I've got a lot to say about this but in actual reality I don't this is just becoming so tiresome now but with that said let's get through what happened in the episode cuz I do have a couple of things to say so season 2 starts off with a season one recap and we see the scene where guy ladel is interrogating Adar Adar claims to have killed Sauron in what clearly is an attempt to distract from the fact that saaron is alive and not just alive but blatantly how brand as it was established in episode one I mean come on now that was the least kept secret of anything thing that this Series has ever done however season 2 then decides to show that that did happen and how it went down because Sauron the ultimate Evil is now easily defeated cuz he's stupid by a bunch of smelly unbathed Orcs ah yes nothing sets up your big bad more than showing they're a complete and utter [ __ ] have you ever shoved anything in your own ass of course duh he's stabbed with the crown by a and the rest of the Orcs jump in and stabby stabby him to death my goodness me that was easy holy [ __ ] I can't wait to rewatch Lord of the Rings trilogy again because I'm going to say to them dudes why are you spending all this trouble going to Mordor casting the ring away just get a group of smelly Orcs couple of kitchen Forks guys are goner the essence of s bran then seeps like goo between the stone into a cave down down below and the camera slowly pans out as we've left with the mystery of what will happen no we're not we're not at all because the camera pans out cuts to Black like there's an advert that's going to be inserted there and immediately Cuts back in and returns back to that position in what can only be described as some of the worst editing I've ever seen on a TV program particularly one that cost $1 billion and if that wasn't stupid enough the goo then starts eating all the little creatures around the place so it's got enough matter or energy to reform into a human manages to hit shike onto the back of a car kills the driver and has enough calories inside of it to turn into how brand oh congratulations how brand then immediately bumps into a group of people where the Sigil of the king is on one of them the guy explains the story straight away to him so he's got it for later he then follows them onto a boat the boat that immediately gets attacked by the sea creature which makes them have to go onto the raft where they immediately find guy ladel swimming in the ocean she gets on and they are immediately then attacked by what a coincidence that all these things just happened immediately after each other so when a said yeah I killed sbrand a long time ago no you didn't you didn't you killed him about 3 days ago mate cuz everything just happens like that in this show nothing is left to sit nothing is left to develop quick quick quick oh my God rings of power SE off a [ __ ] off also how Bran's massive plan when he gets to moror is to get captured by the Orcs so that he believes he can talk a d into letting him go back to the elves why did you have to get captured so that you could be released to go back to the elves that you escape from because now they know who you are why did you even go to [ __ ] Mor in the first place do you know something the more I think about this the more stupid it becomes and yet I don't want to dwell on this show for long cuz we're in out put the kettle on on this one sweet people guy ladel is trying to catch up to Elon because Elon has taken the rings of power that were created Because he believes them to have been tainted by saon the guy's got better instincts than the alleged star of the show who's a stupid cow when they get to gilgalad Gil gad's like nah we need like the Rings and [ __ ] to make Place nice and stuff cuz we got the goo we got the Resident Evil 7 goo and [ __ ] here so Elon says no [ __ ] you [ __ ] Al Adriel and jumps off a cliff with the Rings the guy shown more stones in the first couple of minutes of this season than he did in all of season 1 where he tried to spend most of his time [ __ ] a dwarf give me the meat and give it to miror he then turns up to some boat maker or some [ __ ] says he mate have some rings do one into sea and Chuck them in like Do's a flavor so he just gets his nice groom beard and curly per [ __ ] long hair pisses off into the sea which by the way folks is always right tries to drop the Rings in the SE goes nah mate we ain't having that because C's now sentient or something and decides to open up the bag stick a ring on his finger that one probably and go hey gilgalad actually we should prob had these rings so gilgalad Nicks one gadriel Nicks one they all go Oh look The Tree glowing and everything's great again elon's like you done [ __ ] this is probably part of his design he's a deceiver didn't you know and they're like nah it'll be re so I'm really going to be interested to see how they [ __ ] make Eland look like a [ __ ] because they've got to uplift this 5'2 flatchested mid as [ __ ] guy like Adel who has no presence whatsoever no ethereal Grace walks around like a frumpy cow looking for the K Kyle when they're in a mood as expected how brand manages to talk a dart into setting him free when he didn't even have to get captured in the first place so he can go back to the elves who should all know that he is Sauron but he turns up as how brand so that he can get more Rings done and do more corruption and I I I I I just I I can't even begin to justify or accept or comprehend how everybody in this show must be absolutely moronic or stupid or have access to the script so they can let plot happen because it is absolutely nonsensical trash and all of this is based off Hal brand saying to Adar yeah sauron's alive and he's taken another form that's all the information I've got can I go now and ad's like gu so go over to the elves and do some deceiving I don't know fake gandal is being followed oh I wonder who could possibly be following them I wonder if it's Nori fancy foot I don't I don't even know what their [ __ ] names are I don't care I wonder if it's her best mate from season 1 wouldn't that be such a shock if it actually turns out to be her best mate from season one that's following her because it's the only logical person that would be following them for some oh look it actually turns out to be a best mate from season 1 cuz they got to write her back into the [ __ ] show oh I'm so glad we wasted about 10 minutes on that non storyline to bring in a non character to this non [ __ ] rings of power show Elon tells Galadriel that she's a dumb [ __ ] bent because she's a dumb [ __ ] bint and then at the end of the episode how brand just turns back up to the elves and they're all hi in all the time it took you to escape from where we are go across the [ __ ] sea to the Southlands get yourself captured get yourself imprisoned talk yourself into being released Find Your Way passage back across the [ __ ] sea to get to where we are guess what nobody decided to tell us that you're saon not a [ __ ] soul because they've been too busy fingering [ __ ] Rings up in Tree Land and that my darling deers is what happened in 1 hour and 15 bloody minutes of this dreary horrendously acted boring story that wasted my time and put me in a hell of a bad mood for the rest of the day which was awesome because pretty much everything that could have gone wrong today has gone wrong but yet at the same time the things like dropping coffee on my brand new carpet or going to a cafe and having the shittiest [ __ ] drink and food I've ever had in my life was actually more compelling than this goddamn show and had a better written story and characterization now just to make some general statements about this show the acting is aing none of the actors have any presence whatsoever it feels like none of them believe in the the lines that they're delivering or the story that they're trying to convey it feels like they're stuck in a High School production that somehow has managed to cost 1 billion bloody dollars every scene feels so rushed as if the director is desperate to get to the next scene because they' got to create Eight Episodes about an hour long each and then throw it into the editing pit and see what happens with it it doesn't feel like any second third third fourth takes were made it doesn't feel as if the director actually spoke and conversed with the actors and said you know what this is what you're meant to be doing this is what you're meant to be conveying this is what your character needs to be feeling nobody looks each other in the eye hardly everyone's always turning away looking down sunken shoulders nobody's particularly with the elves has any Grace has any presence who walks into a room and commands a tension they feel like everything in the show everybody else every other race and there is one particular moment where the camera pans and shows the Dei screen of the elves and I'm like who the [ __ ] are these people do yourself a favor don't turn around are these elves no oh you're just scared of black people brown people no when everybody looks like an advert for [ __ ] diversity then how on Earth are your races meant to be established against other races every [ __ ] race in this show feels identical it doesn't feel like there's num manorian and elves and half foots and humans it feels like there's a bunch of dumb [ __ ] Californians who have gone through the DI tick booxed quest to get themselves onto the goddamn show and nobody has the [ __ ] balls or gumption to try and make the people feel as if they belong in those specific regions the dialogue was so basic and dull and boring conversations dragged and not only dragged you can clearly see where they were going to go with it because they were obvious there wasn't any Nuance there was no clever exchanges there was no actual band between characters Point Counterpoint Point Counterpoint the script came across as an inconvenience that got in the way of them going from digital backdrop a through to digital backdrop B with special effect b.1 and it was the least important thing of the show and I have said this many times before but it's never been more true than right now if it appears that you don't give a [ __ ] about your script or characters then why the hell should somebody like me invest in any of them I'm not even joking here and I wish I was but I was actually starting to fantasize during this episode about hoovering my staircase yes it was so dull miserable boring and non-engaging that my mind started to wonder ooh I could get the shaken V out now spray it all on the stairs get that attachment that I just bought stick it onto my Hoover and oh [ __ ] wait what have I missed oh nothing of course I've missed absolutely nothing but good news people because after the show ended there was a coming this season on rangs of power and one of the things we've got to look forward to I guess is interracial lesbian harfoot action you know just like tolken would have done himself oh my God I cannot watch any more episodes today I might attempt to watch episode 2 tomorrow but watching episode 1 for one hour 15 minutes did me in this is a dismal dreary absolutely incompetent show from a directorial level through to writing level and at least some of the cinematography attempted to do something but it can't rasat ASE a terrible script or poor acting or dog [ __ ] characters which you just don't care about but tomorrow might wake up and choose to do all manner of things cuz this show sure as hell ain't worth any of my time I'll see you maybe for episode two until then you take care bye for now [Music]