Hyatt Rages, Jelly Roll, Never Be Friends With Co-Workers, & More SHIT! - Heavy Metal Gamer Show

[Music] when I'm online when I'm trolling it makes me laugh Queen and Jeffrey H are so [ __ ] [Music] gay all right I hope you guys enjoyed that little singing [Music] segment [ __ ] a my [ __ ] godamn allergies I got [ __ ] smoker cough over here I'm actually pulling into a gas station right now cuz I'm getting some coffee but we've been dealing with wildfires kind of in surrounding states and even some areas of uh uh Washington State it [ __ ] with my allergies and before I left I forgot to take some uh [ __ ] you shoot up your nose not cocaine but the other [ __ ] the allergy medicine so that's why my voice sounds like [ __ ] man [ __ ] some dumb ass going by with oh going to make me lose by my up in here up [ __ ] you anyways um I'm at the store right now probably people are looking at the in the store I'm going to go get some coffee and then I have a few things I want to talk about it's a grab bag video your mom can grab my bag and your grandmother and your aunt especially your hot aunt if you have one but I don't want fat Anna grabbing my bag [ __ ] that that [ __ ] product of incest all right I'll be back in the gas station I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I'm a long head son of a cner I'm a fat piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] jelly roll when's that [ __ ] being put on the [ __ ] radio what are we [ __ ] waiting for here I want to go [ __ ] your VW buggy old [ __ ] [ __ ] it I'm going me and this other Fort are [ __ ] going at the same time [Music] [ __ ] yeah I almost went off like a Karen because uh I heard jelly roll playing in the [ __ ] gas station no I'm just kidding but I did hear it I'm not going to act like a [ __ ] [ __ ] like that some people would but I'm not come on go green thank you the coffee's good though hopefully no [ __ ] coffee grounds at the bottom of my cup I also got a slice of breakfast pizza because it's good [ __ ] but I'm not going to eat while I'm talking so I'm going to cut this [ __ ] out very good breakfast pizza very [ __ ] good and it comes from a [ __ ] gas station so speaking of fat [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] basically think they're like jelly roll and they think they're friends with up church and actually they look like a [ __ ] more [ __ ] queso you know queso the guy that rages about because he's fat and his fans troll him at least that guy's funny Jeffrey Hyatt thinks he could be queso we're killing it my guy we're killing it on YouTube we're killing it on Rumble my guy if you didn't watch the Dark Souls stream you could uh go back and watch where I go over uh Jeffrey Hyatt running his mouth about me because I said some things about him which is fact he's a [ __ ] loser he's a rapist the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on so I went over his video while I was playing Dark Souls and that fat piece of [ __ ] got me so flustered I [ __ ] died twice I lost a lot of Souls and then I [ __ ] goddamn punched that goddamn gold guy you mother [ __ ] okay he didn't get me flustered that was just my fuckups that was a fun stream by the way if you miss that one there'll be more at a later time Jeffrey Hyatt [ __ ] put a thing out saying how let's discuss this me Dean TV fatal vision there's some people that he wants to discuss but he wants to do it one V one and he wants to do it on his [ __ ] terms well you know what [ __ ] you could kiss my [ __ ] dick you see you're you're not going to control my [ __ ] ass you'll do it when I'm damn well please want to I get it you don't have a [ __ ] life you don't have a job you don't have a lot of things you live in a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] shoe box Oh and before we go into anything else [ __ ] he claimed that I was fat shaming him you know what yeah I was fat shaming your fat [ __ ] ass I used to be a big fat [ __ ] I used to be over 400 [ __ ] PBS and then I [ __ ] got a clue and lost [ __ ] weight and another thing I want to bring up you go on because people have a [ __ ] job and they're doing well in life people are doing good with uh college classes schooling of some sort you want to say they have a silver spoon and they're coddled [ __ ] you're just a lazy fat [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] that have shitty parents that treated you like [ __ ] your dad [ __ ] diddled you as you have told people [ __ ] you're so stupid you don't tell people things if you don't want to get trolled are you a [ __ ] dumb oh wait yeah you are dumb [ __ ] sorry that was a stupid question on my part we know you're [ __ ] [ __ ] so he's jealous of people that have a job that have vehicles that have a family and he calls them coddled and they have a silver spoon hey [ __ ] face listen to me and I want you to listen carefully people have jobs people handle their money well people save money people don't rape their [ __ ] girlfriends and before you say I didn't rap my girlfriend my guy you [ __ ] admitted to it in a text it's the sarcasm no it's not sarcasm nobody [ __ ] says sarcastic [ __ ] like that you're telling me that I need to [ __ ] send a text message to the chick I'm saying and say the same exact [ __ ] and they' be like Oh I'm just being sarcastic now you see I like controversial humor I like horrific jokes I like dark humor but sometimes you can't say [ __ ] like that cuz you don't know how people are going to take it you go on about [ __ ] morals Fat Boy you know you just take the M off of morals because you like to do oral on men you have no morals you live in a [ __ ] hole you live in a [ __ ] shoe box you don't have a job you [ __ ] cry like a goddamn liberal crybaby you know you go on about Donald Trump and RFK Junior and how you're going to vote for [ __ ] both of them I guess yet you get on here and you're a thin skinned [ __ ] crybaby oh DTV Cody Bell said this oh shoe box files AKA level one online which is not the same [ __ ] person if you listen to their voice they said this oh heavy metal gamer called me fat grow a [ __ ] set of balls between your [ __ ] legs well you probably have them but you can't see them cuz your [ __ ] gun hangs over but [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] liberal what you are is a grifter you know who else was a grifter grifter let's use celebrities as grifters Kid Rock was one of your biggest [ __ ] grifters he threw a [ __ ] fit about some [ __ ] on a goddamn Bud Light can and you know what happened within a handful of months he was back drinking Bud Light again if you actually gave a [ __ ] [ __ ] about something and you're going to [ __ ] boycott it then you [ __ ] don't buy it you don't [ __ ] buy it you on the other hand I'm going to use the term grifter on you you get on here sucking Donald Trump's dick which hey I'll be honest with you I have no issues with Trump I [ __ ] hate liberals especially the hardcore ones but I also hate the hardcore [ __ ] right-wing [ __ ] retards too if you're 50/50 down the [ __ ] middle I lean more towards the conservative even though I don't give a [ __ ] about their religious values you are the spitting [ __ ] image of a [ __ ] liberal you're always on here crying you're always on here making excuses you're [ __ ] jobless you don't have a [ __ ] vehicle you [ __ ] whine and cry about not having any money and then you say you have money but you go blow it at [ __ ] Target I'm guessing it was food stamps the list goes on and on and on you fit the same mold as a [ __ ] hardcore extremist liberal you might as well paint your [ __ ] hair blue or purple [ __ ] you might as well change your gender at this point and another thing you fat [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I want you to pay attention closely you go on about how I'm done I don't want to do this my guy my guy I don't want to do drama anymore my gu okay you don't want to do drama anymore I totally get it I myself I try to just troll I like to troll people because it's funny and trolling you has always been funny and I'm not done trolling You there'll be more there will be more not all the time because my main focus on my channel is my gaming stuff and my metal stuff now I want you to pay attention to this really [ __ ] closely you've said many times probably 500 times that you're done with the drama and you're moving on we're moving on my guy first of all drop this we [ __ ] there's no we there's you why don't you say I'm moving on my guy or I'm doing this not we my guy are you paying attention put yourself up closer to the [ __ ] video okay I want you to pay [ __ ] close attention to this are you ready if you're [ __ ] done then don't do any more videos you stupid fat [ __ ] and don't get me this [ __ ] well I got to defend myself my guy you've already defended yourself 50,000 [ __ ] times after a while wouldn't you just [ __ ] move on start doing your [ __ ] gaming videos you fat [ __ ] it's not that [ __ ] hard but you know what this will go right over your [ __ ] head cuz you're so goddamn [ __ ] I'm almost to the [ __ ] other store actually I'm going to [ __ ] Target I'm going to Target to get a few things my guy my guy I'm going to Target so back to the whole topic about you wanting us to come on your [ __ ] live stream I know what fatal fision has said here's my response you're on my [ __ ] clock [ __ ] if I want to come on there I'll do it when I want to and don't go giving me this [ __ ] like oh you're just a [ __ ] that don't work [ __ ] that don't work all right I'm at the other store now so I'll be back you guys can kiss my [ __ ] dick hi in America you're a fat [ __ ] all right I'm back I finished my breakfast too my breakfast pizza was getting cold I took like two bites of it still was really good though and my coffee is really [ __ ] good too so the next thing I want to talk about never become friends with your co-workers I've learned this over the last handful of years but never become friends with them unless you already knew them before you started working there and even that is kind of a slippery slope it's a rockety room my guy that's another thing that [ __ ] fat piece of shit's too scared to say [ __ ] in his videos or his live streams [ __ ] thinks he's [ __ ] I'm a big tough red dick no you ain't [ __ ] you fat [ __ ] back to what I was saying though never become friends with your co-workers because they will do things to [ __ ] stab you in the back or they really show their true [ __ ] colors with how Too Faced they can be or they could just go off the [ __ ] rails and go [ __ ] nutcase and then they're mad at you over nothing I had this recently happen coworker of mine they have a bit of an anger issue and I thought I had a [ __ ] issue with people telling them to go [ __ ] themselves this person can get worse and they got in trouble over something so stupid there was no reason for them to [ __ ] lose their [ __ ] knew they were going to get in trouble so then two weeks later we're going to get talked to brought into the office talked to by management and this individual was like oh yeah well who's the [ __ ] snitch [ __ ] and I've tried to tell this person to calm their [ __ ] down a bit I go look you knew you were going to get in trouble from the situation you even said you were going to get in trouble so why are you all [ __ ] upset so the person she yelled at comes up and says yeah I told them what happened and this person and goes why don't you just lie about it no you don't [ __ ] lie about [ __ ] like that what the [ __ ] then this individual just went the [ __ ] off you guys are a bunch of [ __ ] snitches blah blah blah blah blah blah blah whoa wait a minute I go you're calling me a snitch you're the one that [ __ ] couldn't handle the whole situation and lost your [ __ ] [ __ ] so you're coming at me sideways and so that individual gets brought into the office and so I'm out there doing my job and I see other people going in the office that were Witnesses of the situation and I didn't want to get involved in this because it's not my [ __ ] dog not my fight not my circus not my [ __ ] foot up your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] so I was sitting there and one of the supervisors go were you witness to the whole situation I said yeah I was I seen it but I'm not getting involved in this I'm doing my job it's at the end of the day and I noticed that that coworker was gone and so I got a message on Facebook how I'm a [ __ ] snitch [ __ ] how I'm a backstabber how I'm this and that and this and that and so I replied back I go who says that I even snitched on you who says I even said anything about the situation other than I seen it happen and this individual came back and said well nobody told me but I'm just assuming I said listen here you [ __ ] [ __ ] your assumptions mean nothing I told the supervisor that I wanted nothing to do with this situation because it's so [ __ ] stupid and I haven't heard him reply back and what's [ __ ] on this situation is both the people involved in this situation I get along with very well but the one person that has this [ __ ] anger issue that they say they can't control I've tried and tried and tried to help keep them in line for the sake of them keeping their job and they just don't listen so it's to the point now I mean I'll be nice I don't hate this person even though they came at me all sideways but the next time they blow the [ __ ] up I'm not even going to stop them but this is the same type of person that [ __ ] posts these motivational [ __ ] quotes on Facebook or I'm the realest I tell it like it is okay yeah you do tell it like it is but at the same time when somebody does it to you you [ __ ] cow down you don't put up a [ __ ] fight and you've seen these motivational quote [ __ ] now some of them are memes and some of them are funny but the [ __ ] ones like I just want to leave this [ __ ] area and go to an island or I'm loyal but when you [ __ ] me over type [ __ ] I'm just like [ __ ] off with that [ __ ] [ __ ] it's [ __ ] those [ __ ] motivational tweets [ __ ] just get on my [ __ ] nerves why people post that why people think it means something well actually I can tell you why I'll tell you why they do this [ __ ] are you ready you might want to get closer to the [ __ ] video on your screen are you ready for this this mother [ __ ] is right on my ass hold on a minute who the [ __ ] does this [ __ ] think he is getting on my [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] the reason why people share these motivational tweets or these motivational Facebook posts I call them motivational quotes the legit ones not the meme ones the meme ones are fine because you have a sense of humor but the reason why the ones that post the ones that are supposed to be serious because they want attention from other people because they're life [ __ ] sucks or they're just jealous of other people they're just [ __ ] attention [ __ ] [ __ ] that would be the only [ __ ] reason people share these nobody is going to sit here and tell me there's other [ __ ] reasons there is no other [ __ ] reason for it hey hayatt have you ever had a three sub oh yeah yeah you did have a three sub There Was You your ex and that dildo that you [ __ ] all over you fat piece of [ __ ] oh he's fat shaming my guy my guy he's fat shaming me oh but anyways yeah the coffee let's talk about the coffee for a minute um it's so good it kind of tastes like when your aunt makes me coffee after I blew her back out the night before and then your grandmother joined too so she made me breakfast that was a joke [ __ ] you Kya Kya I know you're watching I know you're watching watching I'm not talking about blowing your back out I know you probably want men to do that but now my back [ __ ] off do you think K will take that serious I hardly know the [ __ ] he probably will he probably thought Dean TV wanted me to say that or something that's another thing with these [ __ ] like hayatt America que fellwood they always think that oh your guys are all buddies so you just tell each other what to say no [ __ ] what I say is what I [ __ ] say also Jeffrey Hyatt likes to call Dean and fatal vision and king of all butt lickers and uh albow and cheetah man the PSG he calls it the pedo support group [ __ ] you play Roblox with kids you're a [ __ ] 30s something year old adult playing Roblox with kids who's the [ __ ] PSG you are what else I want to talk about him on the street to my [ __ ] house what comes after 59 hayatt what comes after 59 it's 60 not 70 all right so there's a lot of yelling in this episode that's for comedic effect a lot of factual [ __ ] statements are true anyways I hope you enjoyed this [ __ ] show of a [ __ ] video it'll still do way better than Jeffrey Hyatt will ever [ __ ] do in his life and uh thank you for watching you my guys have a [ __ ] kick ass rest of your day and you [ __ ] kick ass

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