Who Won the Presidential Debate Between Kamala and Trump?

there we go we should talk about the debates a little bit uh they were excited so Taylor you didn't watch Kyle you didn't watch clips of it but like age mythology rules I've been having fun with that it is hard to do better than I got Space Marine too I was playing that oh brother's trying to get me to buy it we'll talk about that afterward if you're a Democrat it was a good night to be you uh pretty much universally agreed she baited him he took every piece of bait he looked kind of coish um God you may have seen the thing where he talked about uh his crowd size is and how people aren't bored that was his response to the immigration question like in they asked about immigration three of the first four questions were like prot Trump and one of these first four was immigration and KLA made fun of his rallies and the the moderators were like hey Trump like you know tell me what you think about immigration he's like before we get to that my rallies are great people love them they're not leaving bored she's lying about that and it was like dude you're fumbling your immigration question this is your best immigration question home run one there's five questions that you're GNA get that presidential debate the matter that you need to prep for they make it sound like prep for this thing is hard it's not right it's like five issues that matter maybe even three you could focus on three and be fine and and what she did there it's simple it's like you know you're right there aren't as many people at my rallies lately I don't know if you heard there was an assassination attempt just month or two ago media doesn't like talking about it very much but a mad man man came and tried to murder me while I was trying to save save the American people with my Justice and goodness and I don't know who sent him you know but we find out until the end I I love that answer his was terrible he just made it sound like he was his feelings were hurt he was def he was on defense all night long she played him like a fiddle and it made him look like some sort of easily manipulable cuck and there's almost no one who doesn't Fox News is echoing the things that I'm saying right now um it's hard to find anyone who didn't think less of trump after that debate so exciting time if you're uh in for comma it was pretty funny though when he started talking about the Haitian migrants eating dogs and cats I mean if there are legitimate complaints of Haitians moving to Springfield Ohio they were lost by former president [ __ ] saying they're eating your cats and dogs and now it's become a meme because he can't make articulate points like a normal person he has to lie and exaggerate and that's all people heard well yeah I was I was cracking up during that just because he says that and I know because I'm on Twitter what he's talking about but like the average Fox News viewer or something probably has no idea what he's rambling Twitter brain was apparent the entire interview like the lies that he was telling are only you know it's [ __ ] that you hear on Twitter and the moderators were factchecking along the way and it made them look bad you know they he said that he won the 2020 election and they fact checked they fact checked him on three things there was the eating people's cats winning the 2020 election and a third one I can't recall off the top of my head but uh they were the most egregious was it was it killing babies six months after birth uh it was it was it was killing babies after they were born was the other one they fact checked they said that's not legal in any state yeah the infanticide one it's it's like I I want your receipts dude like like I can believe what it sounded like he was in in or or suggesting once was that there was a governor um in Virginia or somewhere who at one point had said something like set the child aside and we'll decide after and I'm sure it's taken out of context but but like I I just want those receipts I want to know what he's Mis representing to to be that because there's nowhere where they're birthing babies putting it in the incubator and being like oh you didn't want this one yeah we already got him hooked up oh you'll pay all right all right right Trump's arguments and case for presidency become less effective when he bases it on lies than if he had based it on something that was true yeah he shouldn't have done the cat thing like at least wait for like a video of a Haitian needing a cat to come out or something before you say that but like yeah the core of it like that it's destroying that uh that County or that City or whatever like that seems entirely undeniable like I know ruining it's it's affecting certain people that currently live there but you look at any town a lot of the people there are you should refer to transform as transforming the culture or or making Little Haiti in Ohio a democratic voting base let me tell you what how many people they bring 20 20,000 estimates are let me show you let me show you the the margins in the last few elections and then you break it down that's what he should talk he should call it voter manipulation he should have called it importing Democratic votes into a state that for some reason has been R for a long time now didn't he win it even in 2020 didn't he wi Ohio been for a long time you know he just doesn't know how to Pivot and he doesn't know how to to do that doesn't know how to tell the truth and he doesn't seem to recognize that all of his lies hurt his case they don't help it you know I think he's lived a lifetime of exaggerating and lying where people think oh man if even half of this is true then I'm on board sure and now it's hurting him they're like I'm so sick of everything you saying being [ __ ] yeah he he doesn't he doesn't know how to rebut them he doesn't he doesn't un he doesn't he's just like no it is true my Crowds Are big you don't even know your Crowds Are small like no my Crowds Are big like no they're not are you [ __ ] serious right now why don't you have stats dude why don't you have like zingers why is no one coaching you again you don't you need bullet points to to to do this debate like like say what you want about Kamala that say your name right yeah you did you did like like I mean she at least meets the bar of intelligent adult on a microphone and he's not quite there anymore or or yet I'm sure next time around he'll he'll be able to swing it but like godamn it all he don't get suckered into it take when they insult you rise above it hit them back but don't defend yourself never defend yourself never say no I'm not he defend no I'm not very true was the core of what he said he had a lot more talking time than she did and by the way by interrupting and bullying the moderators he got the last word on not most topics every single topic he got the last word he's domineering it's it's but it it is he was domineering I agree with that nothing to say but it didn't look good he lost the first debate to Biden by being so domineering like he he was dominant there's no argumenting that but that was the one where he was like will you shut up man cuz he would let him get a word in he ended up being viewed unfavorably after that debate because people didn't like him and yes you know so yeah he's doering frame things he like like I'd be like if I felt like I was being perceived as rude I say like I know I'm being I'm coming off as rude here but let me just be very clear I'm being rude for the American people not for me right now I'm not running for president of ABC News Carl and Diane whatever their [ __ ] names are I'm here for the American people and you go back to your core [ __ ] like like I I want America great again I want our manufacturer to be the great I want our technology to be the great I want a war machine to be the most powerful I want our people to be the most prosperous there should not be a soldier in the street there should not be a a woman who's afraid at night I want a strong Brave prosperous America America great again Red White and Blue Rock flag eagle who is this lady where's she from She's darker than me and I'm orang off the like like like like if he could do that if he could pick on himself whenever he's um self uh he's not uh self deprecating yeah it comes he's done it occasionally like he'll give his hair a hard time he's given his weight a hard time okay the hair and the weight but other stuff he doesn't okay I guess Charming when he does it it's Charming but it's not really built into him so much and and she made this case that foreign leaders can manipulate him easily while she manipulated him all night long right before the part of the debate where they had a fevered argument about who loves Israel more talk they're talking about who you know influence case of like Victor Orban thinks I'm great I don't think that was the flex he thought it was well most of the voter no idea who Victor he leads turkey uh who [ __ ] cares what Victor thinks leads Turkey right yeah turkey's another one of those wild like I might have [ __ ] it up I don't know yeah I'm not a fan of turkey it just came out Israel's [ __ ] selling avionics to Russia like like [ __ ] you know what I mean like Israel is always losing me they're always losing me I'm there for you Israel but you keep [ __ ] people with dogs and blowing up hospitals so hard to support I you know why why are both of our parties so beholden to this country I swear to God Noggin jogging it's like a Warhammer 40K villain you're like they do what yeah they take people and they turn them into Furniture Evers suffering furniture and they laugh about it because it charges their soul energy and allows them to live forever God the dark jukari are horrific oh no that's Israel Israel they they thought it was funny they turned the Palestinian into an ottoman get it yeah Didn't I saw that clip from the debate where it was them the Israel part he's like Israel's not gonna exist if you don't elect me and Kamala is I love Israel I'm the most pro Israel it's like so kamala's take was actually I support Israel they have a right to defend themsel we need a two-state solution and it matters how Israel does it so she was trying to have it both ways she was a milder version of trump but I'm not sure she called for yeah but I'm not sure it's gonna make a difference in their policy if they're gonna do exactly what they're I think the smartest thing the Republicans could do is if they started taking the Palestinian side and get the Muslim vote just away from the Democrat I think they off they would lose their B like I think biggest donor to the Republican party this election is Miriam Adon right are the evangelicals really going to go to the Democrats though no but they won't vote they'll stay home like they're they're spiteful I feel like there's a high there's a Muslim population in Pennsylvania and Michigan a lot of Swing states that would prob shift it the Muslims aren't gonna switch to the red side over the blue side like they're the on supporting Palestine I think they would yeah you will agreed agreed but here's the thing they won't come out in support of Palestine because that's anti-is and many of their top donors and most powerful lobbying organizations are explicitly pro Israel so like they they're going to they're going to do what the people funding elections tell them to do and the way Israel put PR twist things like like the US will be like hey we're look we're sending you all the money we're sending you your defense Rockets we're sending you that that special [ __ ] we don't even need to talk about the urani that's on the way but look no more 2,000 pound bombs the dumb bombs that y'all have been lobbing you know from from 8,000 feet at random buildings no more of those we're holding back and all of a sudden Israel's on [ __ ] like Twitter America has abandoned us in the time of our need it seems like perhaps we should turn elsewhere in these dark hours perhaps our friends at the Kremlin could Supply us with some firebombs to deal with the evil which we face I don't know why I gave Israel a Southern accent it's l no that's right that's it's you're 100% right it's absurd abur I don't know the details but it does seem like both parties have done the calculus that it's more important to have the Jewish people on your side or whoever supports Israel evangelicals than it is the Muslims yeah scores posted we spent the last 20 years making sure that uh Israel's look Israel's always going to be there and we're goingon to destabilize anybody who tries to [ __ ] with the what the the global hemony is that the word hegemony I only read it Regional hegemony that isra is Global one that we're on top of that that that any sort of economic Financial system any sort of military power any any two or three guys by by guys I mean countries start getting a little too close we we're we're destabilizing that we from the and not just one we're not just going to make one policy there's going to be like boots on the ground [ __ ] with your economy there's gonna be a weird house fire somebody's gonna fall off a [ __ ] roof your president's going to have a scandal like like that's our that's our [ __ ] jobs to stay on top so why but like the idea that we just have to support these endless wars in the Middle East that I don't know man they pay our politicians off really well apparently you know I don't know where they got all that goddamn money but but don't know Taylor says it's money sometimes I think it's votes like I've tried to make this comparison before the NRA doesn't contribute a lot of money but they do direct a lot of votes and that can be just as important and I don't know how Israel does it but they're doing something important that makes politicians APAC does uh they they invest huge sums of money how much I don't think they do I I think that there if we looked at how big they were on the list of donors they'd be in the 30s or of America is number one at 28 billion a year I mean you can also you can also just look at like what the like the proof is in the pudding right's a list what's the biggest political committee conference whatever every year that almost every major politician goes to it's the Apex conference realtor Association of America I think I think they give 28 billion a year and they're like apac's not on the list in the top 10 APAC drags that they win like 94% of Elections that they put money behind well that just means they're good they're good at picking candidates right yeah we always guy like circumstance we always pick a fell we think's gonna win you don't you just have to look at you know are is there a Lobby for this foreign country in America that spends money to elect people that will do more for them yeah you don't like that and and I don't like that if I found out Russia was doing that [ __ ] or Italy was doing it I would like it I found it on open Secrets APAC is the 25th largest donor organization there's a whole another list for individuals but for organizations they're the 25th largest they seem to get whatever they want yeah right but they it seems like their influence is much bigger than the 25th I didn't look for NRA but I bet that's way down on the list also not a lot I'm sorry I was going to say not a lot of those groups have a country of of origin you know what I mean like like Israel's kind of unique in that way um I mean it's not like I'm sure the Haitians send us some bananas and a goat every year or something but like you know they they give what they can remember the African tribe after 911 that sent that herd of cattle that was nice of them shout out [ __ ] sick I think we took those cattle and like sent them somewhere nice so they could like retire like we did something CH with the cow the cows like we we didn't like take them and butcher them and on the market and like turn that into cashola and throw it into the at the national debt or something you know we we did something chill about it we all agree Israel is influential I just don't understand how they're doing it I don't think it's having the 25th largest donor yeah I don't know it's they're influential but it's like you know when the beacons were lit Rohan answered really how many troops to Israel send alongside American troops in Iraq well they were zero oh yeah yeah wouldn't have stopped him if they want they didn't say less than half or Afghanistan like why don't they even help us in these conflicts they've got their own things to deal with Taylor and you know they they're they're under siege okay when you're trying to win the hearts and mind you don't send Jews to a Muslim country that's that's a good point too can you imagine like dude popping off a Hummer with a yamaka under his take his helmet off like because we were winning a lot of hearts and Minds organically over those I'm not saying it worked I'm saying that's the strategy and and I do remember this they literally told Israel like you stay home yeah you're not going to help you can't be part of this your presence isn't a good one it's bad look the whole thing now where's Israel and Ukraine yeah we did the whole thing UK and Australia haven't you heard about the Australian war crimes I mean they were helping out tons they I'm serious they had these special forces units I've seen the videos they're just hunting people down and murdering them and and like fields and stuff AIS are hard hard as Nails yeah Middle East for a lifetime if I never heard another bit of news about the Middle East I'd love it that'd be awesome I love I I enjoy the Middle East News it's the most like horrific place on our plan footage subreddits okay yeah right like did you know that there's a Syrian War that's been going on for I don't even know how many years that half a million people have died in yeah as many people have died in Syria in the last few years as our civil war there's American boots on the ground there [ __ ] yeah see that see that's what I like to hear Woody thank you that made I was feeling kind of down I've had this stomach flu for three or four days but now that I know that we're in Syria fighting the good fight I thought we were out of War are you still sick maybe Biden's not so bad we could get we could dig him up that's what that's what we need we need Camala to get sick that you got it wrong that time what what if Camala had a like a I don't care I don't I was about to say I know you're trying and first of all I'm going to be calling her president Harris very soon so so we won't have to P paddle about stupid [ __ ] name that she gets to decide how you pronounce it I guess oh by the way I'm Kyle now get it right I watched a TV show that was terrible but one of the characters names was Kamala and I was like no Kamala I [ __ ] it up um one of the and I was like oh so this is a name that somebody else has to it's old the episode I was watch is like five years old yeah I want you to like like jel like Superman's dad I want you to pronounce it like that but Kyle okay yeah now I I want i k yell not and if I don't do it it's offensive and I'm not being sensitive I will be offended I don't like it and so I'm not gonna do look Taylor right I'm on Kyle's side hyen in your [ __ ] name Tyler Tor Tyler that's Danish but anyway the internet's having a field day and even box news is talking about how he lost and uh oh it's fun day to D be we'll see how he yeah I look forward to the the whole thing being over I guess look the only thing I like about American politics period I I follow it sporadically but I like Donald Trump I like his I like his nonsense I like him making a mockery of those story establishments and and places and and things um I I think the the whole thing is just a big hypocrisy just a big Dirty Money Ball of people cheating over the people and taking money from the corporations and things like APAC and stuff so it's all evil to me more I like the idea of 2016 Trump I know I wasn't for him I like the idea of it too but like then the reality of trump came and he put the coal industry CEO in charge of the EPA he put a for-profit school owner in charge of the Department of Education he put an unregistered foreign agent in charge of an unregistered foreign agent yeah I said it right in charge of national defense and it's like oh my gosh you just put wolves in charge of every Hen House in here he made Mitch McConnell's wife the Department of Transportation secretary yes and I'm like it goes all top to bottom like he's always picking corrupt industry insiders for these jobs and unqualified people for these jobs and it's like oh okay so now that we know the reality of trump the whole drain the swamp thing he's the biggest swamp monster who's ever ran for the job fortunately yeah it kind of came out that way it was almost like he had to sell his If he if it if there was any genuiness to it at all from the beginning it got sold for the victory um at some point there was some back room stuff like well you know my wife she loves cars well Transportation secret secretary is open I suppose she could drive herself right on that office and that that paycheck and everything yeah well well we we'll make sure we show up for you Mr President that's not how met kind sounds so yeah I I uh I'm I'm really checked out of politics if Trump isn't in it if he's not if he's not there because good to be checked out [ __ ] electric I liked not knowing who the Postmaster General was right yeah yeah I I I agree with you um but you kind of want to check if Trump's appointing them um I I like the uh the bull in the china shop idea I like [ __ ] all this stupid [ __ ] y'all have been doing I'm a businessman not a politician I'm not coming for reelection that's what you wanted he wanted a one-term trump where he was Burning Bridges every step of the way like like government shutdowns left and right and him just sticking his giving him the middle finger and say bullet a china shop is great but you need one with a strong moral core you know a guy who's just trying to get 10 million dollar from Egypt in cash into his own pocket that's not the bull in the china shop that you want nope