DORKS🍹DAILY🎉SS UNITED STATES🇺🇸BALCONY SMOKING ON COASTA!! FINGERPRINTS? *PRINCESS’S NEW WHISKEY🥃

ladies and gentlemen welcome to dork dally the sword is here dork D here it is here it comes coming right at you let's get a crispy you guys want a crispy opening nice crispy opening hey guys yo it it somehow like raining a little bit it's raining on us right now guys we're not sure what's happening but there like this one little Cloud it's very seethrough is it's like a a random rain cloud and we're getting like spit on it's just spitting getting spit on I wouldn't even call it drizzle would you it's not even a drizzle it's like a spit but it's spitting out what they say right I don't know you get scared though because all of a sudden it could just be like and then go away real quick nobody seems bothered there's no clouds to do that I don't know but I'm happy it is Friday Friday I mean tomorrow Saturday can't another week's done like that went so fast it did go fast this week very fast like last week it was a rough week but it was slow and this weekend's Labor Day weekend fast yeah this is Labor day and we didn't even like really kind of like think about it because everyone's like oh what are you doing we're like it's different down here for Labor Day guys like up home like back home the holidays are more like they're bigger they're a bigger deal so like people are making a really big deal about Labor Day like down here they're all doing stuff but they're not like fleeing to get their hair cut I think cuz you can do do stuff all the time here cuz you're just at your vacation destination but up there you got to like get to somewhere so it makes people barbecue and stuff they do they do a lot of people go to Jersey you know what it is because of the winter being so bad you value every single little holiday like St Patrick's Day is huge Easter like everything is like is a celebration day because you just got through winter well St Patrick's Day is big deal it goes on for like Patrick day but partially it's because it's the beginning of Spring like March you're like come on it's coming the weather's coming you know it's still cold yeah but you're like hoping for it you know try to like make it happen yeah you try to pretend yeah we used to go down the shore in the dead of winter just of like be near the ocean and in freezing cold one time the pipes were frozen oh my God yes the condo the PIP were frozen Desperados for nice weather all right what are we going to talk about today talk about a Costa is it Costa or Costa uh the Costa Costa Costa cruises it is Italian based company oh that's why I was thinking Carnival it's an Italian based company owned by Carnival guys they allow you to smoke on your balcony they prefer you to they actually want you to it says smoking is allowed in designated areas on the ship and on stateroom balconies not inside the cabinet not inside the cabinet not inside the cabins of course um and your cigarettes must be put out in the ashtrays provided I don't think we have any so they don't want you putting them out on the floor like you got to have it in the ashtray I don't think we have costy here no but hey if you want to smoke if you're a smoker and you're like I I want to get up in the morning got my coffee and sit on my balcony and have a cigarette got want a Costa Cru I don't know if Costa is expensive or not it's probably not since it's a carnival company it's Carnival yeah it's like it's probably like a princess or something you know I've never ever even like looked up a cost ship or look I have to look into that ship the Italian ship was a Costa ship yeah that Venia Venia was Costa but like I've never looked at like a Costa Cruise I've never looked at like what's it like I don't know we could look it up tonight I don't know we we're get anyone ever been on aosta cruise let me know what else do we got guys oh new requirements when you get to uh Europe in 29 countries except England for some reason which is weird all the 29 countries I do not have them but can look it up okay it's mostly all of them they're having a new entry system okay it's called when you get there an exit it's called their EES entry exit system for 29 European countries it's starting uh November 10th 2024 so it's starting this year in November um they're going to have biometric photo fingerprints and personal documentation you have to give obviously like usually I think people are mad about it because they're putting your picture in a database yes which they claim here I I argue I don't I I know like our friend told us they don't but they have your photo here they claim once you leave the cruise ship the photo's gone all right well listen to this this is this is a little different though this once you go you're good for three years so this is the exact opposite they're not say they're not erasing your photo they're keeping your information for three years that they admitted that well three years they're they're telling you that so you don't have to go through it again so you only have to do this once like basically like people are worried that like when they go to like rob somebody someone's gonna see their picture and go hey that's came up you're crazy I'm like dude who's watching me what are they watching me party at 1:00 a.m. what are they watching you sleeping because that's all go sleep yeah I mean like I nothing I can't think of anything that they'd want to watch what if I was on TV somewhere just me like some like middle no country where they're like I'm famous like people just sitting there watch me like sit there and like yell at the TV C on when I lose some like odd random Place watching you yeah like I'll go somewhere one time and they're gonna be like yo you're like a t gu you're fat Couch Potato why does Europe want why do these countries want your fingerprints I don't know why the fingerprint that's kind of weird that's kind of weird they're just that's yeah it's a lot there to steal the um Crown Jewel a crown jewel okay yeah like they'll find finger fints yeah you know that egg you know that the eff egg that's probably a billion dollars at FAA how much is that fa I don't know I'm gonna find out on this next I know what the price that next go around next Celebrity Cruise I'm asking all right listen to this this is some news here uh the SS United States is going to have a home Florida's uh Okaloosa County has signed an agreement to purchase the United States um they're going to create that um so I was wrong I thought Florida yeah they're gonna oh they're going to sync it yeah they're gonna sync it they're going to create the world's largest Reef with it it's that's what they're doing so crazy yeah so they're G to take it and I actually think it's a good thing it's good for the environment it'll keep the ship um uh something that people will appreciate and I feel like it's a nice it's a nice thing I appreciate it I know but I feel like if it's has to leave I I feel feel like that's a good idea there's going to be a video of it sinking it's going to be like emotional it is going to be it is especially them guys from New York that fought so hard to keep it I know Long Island and all yeah it's I mean it's sad but hey if if there was an end I feel like this is a good end it is a good end I don't lot things could happen you could strip down yeah they could just strip it and just scrap the whole thing so I'm actually glad it's gonna be like it's gonna be done it's GNA have some kind of like purpose H do you know it only came to Philadelphia in the 90s I know I thought it came in 2000 I thought I feel like I remember it always being there oh no I remember I remember when it came oh really I remember when they talked about it yeah I don't I can't believe it was the 90s was it late 90s I don't know it just said the 990s I didn't say what year I remember going down and seeing it like when it first was there I thought it was so I thought it looked like the Titan because of the stacks you look up real quick thank 96 it came uh in 1996 Philadelphia that's funny pure 82 yeah pure 82 we might have to go watch it Beach four that's so far it's like 6 hours and 55 minutes oh seven hours that's a little too far what else do we got uh oh a new Irish whiskey what we got Liv shers new Irish whiskey I don't know how to pronounce this word a i n t e slain slain slain slain I don't know yeah Liv sher's Irish whiskey now available on princess crues so I guess he has his own whiskey out and you can get it on princess now Liv shriber he was um Ray Dyan he was an X-Men yeah so now it's gonna be available on princess so I wonder how they pick these Liquors you know how they pick it a company just imagine a money the company just approaches you and says hey we want to use your likeness we 500 gall your rum let's go basically they get paid to put their name on the product imagine a money yes imagine the money but yeah so oh what else do we got um I don't really understand this maybe you can tell them more about this this whole Uber announces Cruise partnership the Uber Robo taxis which I didn't even know existed guys I'm so out of it I didn't even know that existed yet yes Michelle thank you I can tell them more about this so basically Uber has these uh robotic drivers that drive these vehicles and apparently they had a glitch in the system that had something to do with the uh brakes they were breaking weird or hard or like too early to I don't know what they were doing so you're telling me this is a taxi with nobody driving I think they're already in San Francisco no one's driving yes no one's driving oh no I would never no yeah no way no way IM be on I mean I might go home to like Mar like where we live from here for funnies we have to actually but there's no way I'm going from like Miami or Fort laudale and get on the highway with that thing and I'd also be like no go to Scenic dude you're putting your life in your hands to this control panel I don't even know what it is I I mean you have to have at least a fake robot in there is there a person in a room is there somebody in like a room somewhere like making sure no oh no all computers oh no there's it's lit I need somebody with like a switch like see all of a sudden this thing just starts going 100 miles an hour and like wants to go this way off the bridge there's nobody in a room going like no like stop that well we have customers that drove a far away that way well I'm too scared tell me what you guys think um because to me I'm too scared for that yeah they have these new battery operated Vehicles what are they called the Teslas oh so one guy told me he goes don't tell my wife but I drove from like California to like Texas oh you can do that in a Tesla too yeah Tesla I guess you can buy the P the thing oh I'm too I can't yeah they catch people all the time sleeping driving them I can't would you imagine that's too scary I'm not ready for that I'm not ready crazy to do that no way no way guys not ready either I don't think I ever will be no anyway I hope everybody has a great Labor Day weekend a great weekend relax have fun I might we might get a big blow up like some giant blowup thing and try to go into the ocean with it I might be fun battle the waves see if I can get through the waves like a pirate I'll bring my sword fight through with my sword well guys have a good weekend we will see you Monday hopefully I'll have a new uh Cruise Vlog of the princess our day in Puerto Rico on a Sunday getting close to the winter guys so you'll be cold soon so enjoy it yeah just