TME #208: Kristina Joksimovic’s Tragic End and Jane’s Addiction’s Explosive Brawl 9/14/2024

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positivity you know oh yeah yeah being assertive being Asser assertive yeah exactly Jerry's on with us he says let's go what's up man what's up brother how the hell are you dude it's um boy we have some things to talk about but you know I want to talk about some personal stuff too uh but Jesus uh yeah um we were guests on the bogart uh podcast yeah dude that was [ __ ] awesome that was a lot of fun yeah dude that was they were they were awesome peeps by the way I [ __ ] love you guys Justin Nomine and Evan Bogart good dudes yeah they are [ __ ] amazing dudes thank you so much by the way for having us on the show we definitely need to like do that again cuz that was awesome yeah dude I told him I was like yo you know come they need to come on our show we need to go back to their show [ __ ] yeah and we have some things that we're talking about and discussing as a collaborative effort with them so oh I love that definitely uh interesting uh things coming up with those guys so go check out the uh bogar podcast and go check out Justin ninee he's also a great guy he's started off his Vlog is doing vlogging and now he's he's got his own podcast so dude's a sweet dude man and I'm like you know I'm I'm glad he's branching out his creativity too I saw like some the merch that he had I was like [ __ ] I want some of that [ __ ] that looks dope as [ __ ] yeah he's got his own print shop there everything's good you know what I'm saying he's printing some good old fashion shirts and all that by the way thank you so much for the uh t-shirts Bogart we love them yeah dude uh damn I was going to put wine on too cuz yeah I was getting ready but to be honest with you I've been slacking today not because uh I'm lazy or anything but because I have some heartburn issues going on and my right ear is feeling it from last night we were at a we were at a wedding and uh okay well congratulations to the happy couple yes congratulations to uh Courtney and her husband Chris um a I I listen man you know I as we get older the loud sounds the loud music your ears are not your ears are not what they used to be you know what I'm saying yep I started feeling that like a few years ago I was just like well I knew this was going to happen [ __ ] me I'm going to have to get earplugs this is [ __ ] yeah that's why I told my wife when I bought some earplugs when we go to shows and all that I was like we're not getting any younger you know yeah it's like oh no we're we're getting older this sounds so weird because it appears like I have I actually have this uh this side off of my ear to try to like not damage counter counter yeah counterbalance the uh I'm trying not to damage the ear you know what I'm saying right now cuz like this ear sounds muffled and ringy right now whereas this one sounds perfectly fine I don't know so uh probably the worst idea is to put a a earbud or a headphone on in right now probably be the worst thing to do but hey what do I know right I'm just some dumbass behind a microphone right that's why I'm here hey man at least it's going over your ears and not in your ear yeah Jerry says things are turning around for the better I'm sorry I'm not there happy to see you boys dude we miss you man yeah we get it man look there's there's a lot of stuff going on right now with everybody um going through the mid of it myself Austin of course you got some things going on personal life yeah I'm dealing with some personal well I'm fighting some personal demons but it's just like personal demons man there it's yeah no it's like I'm I'm enjoying I'm I will say this I'm enjoying my my time alone I'm enjoying my peace I'm enjoying my solitude my independency like I'm enjoying all of it like it really means like I just don't care and I'm just like I can you know just do whatever and be happy not like well not whatever but you know you know what I mean I do I understand exactly what you're saying you're going out pillaging V Villages and you're uh destroying crops fighting Cocker yeah basically but um you know it's just everyone's you know like you said like everyone's getting older I'm getting older yeah you're revering om M now buddy sh I'm 30 now it's and you know everyone's getting married having kids and I'm super happy for everyone by the way but I don't have anyone and I'm just like I've had what 10 years of just being treated like dog [ __ ] so I'm just like I'm at the point where it's just like you know what [ __ ] this like I'm I'm I like I'm just done putting in effort and it's like everyone says well no one owes you a relationship I'm not saying no one owes me a relationship but if I'm putting an effort into what you're asking me to do because you're manipulating my feelings and because you say you like me but you really don't be but you ask me to do these things for you and then I I get tossed aside because you found a better option like [ __ ] you man yeah and then you got the people out there that do the most imoral [ __ ] in the world you know oh yeah they get involved with uh you know they're like the side piece in someone's bed and you know they they somehow get get out of that unscathed and they think they're on a a moral High Ground telling you that you're in the wrong cuz you know they're they're on a high pedestal here Austin you know they're the best thing to come across since uh since spoons you know like mikakus but Jerry says I'm really happy that you're in your own place Dash so proud of you I am everyone thinks I'm 24 a work well if you're that's a good thing though you shouldn't you shouldn't be should be happy about that but yeah dude you how how you liking your new place now it's been I'm loving it it's been a little while now you've been in there I'm loving it it's just um it's a little starting to get used to um like I said I'm just trying to work my way around and trying to do the best you can every single day danly [ __ ] re dysfunction nothing wrong with that but you know what I mean yeah but no I really love um yeah just I'm I'm loving the place the PE the people there are really nice and it's just like I've been like I said I've been having the worst days and people like I think I've had people like or I think one of the land owners is like how you doing man you doing good I'm like yeah I'm just uh going to go see you going to see my buddy we're going to H hang out have a good time it's all that matters it's just yeah I'm going through the motions I'm going like it's just yeah like G motions yeah going through the G motion from you know it was some promotion right yeah yeah you know who's going you know who's going through the motions these days Austin Jane's Addiction what the hell's going on with Jane's Addiction they get back together they're doing the tour right they're they're they're playing live they were in Boston last night mhm and I don't know if it's Jane's Addiction or if it's Perry's addiction that's causing the problem I heard heard it's parry's yeah I heard because from what I understand there was a little bit of a little bit of a brawl going on like on stage too were they were trying to they were trying to do a UFC event on stage while performing and Dave Gro and [ __ ] I was like well Dave gr Dave gr's not in that band but he's got his own uh set of problems going on and I heard about that and I was just like what the [ __ ] is going on with our like these are celebrities like I've looked up to and [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] is going on is there anyone that's well let's watch this video here real quick this is uh lead vocalist of James Dix getting a little bit of a tiff here a little bit of a fight with the [Applause] guitarist this happened last night in Boston D look at this he just gets in his face yeah what just th yeah he throws a what the [ __ ] is going on here well so from what I understand is he's been drinking a lot oh yeah no I heard he had a like a major drinking problem and [ __ ] like i' I've heard all that [ __ ] so I don't know man I I I just it's it's just what's going on with Dave Gro though uh Dave Gro well he uh he's he's he's a dad again but this time he's a dad to another woman's child oh so yeah he's uh he came out you know two steps ahead of it but I think from what I understand there's other you know because he wanted to get control of the narrative but I don't think that's really working out too well with him because I've been seeing different articles pop up about his relationship with this person and that person and I'm just like he doesn't have like the best relationships like well I well I mean just think about it this way what do you do when you're the wife and you find this out you leave do you stay I mean what happens you got a couple kids together he's got all the money you know what I mean like you just just do you leave gr it or do you leave him yeah I think she's out of there if I you know if I had to guess uh it's more or less he's he's done like that's it they're done they're not going to be together anymore yeah well that's like I said that's on life that's it's on people I mean like hey do stupid things win stupid prizes you know I mean but are we surprised are we surprised I mean you got a guy who's a rock star not really withour anyone with money anyone that are like doing other things like are that are doing just strictly music and it's just yeah no I I'm pretty sure there's other things going on in the background and I'm just like nah don't want to get into it I mean that see there's why I respect some artists I mean like my you know tool and all that [ __ ] like lead singer Maynard he like he keeps himself busy yeah like he's really is like a renaissance man like he has his own Winery he has his own um food truck he has his own uh he he's in like three bands yeah he he does he does a little he does a little jig when with two bottles of wine on each hand you know what I'm saying kind of like that movie the modern day MC Beth yeah remember that movie right yeah no I remember that um but he also does um he also does jiujitsu too yeah yeah yeah I heard about that and I was just like good for him see as long as you keep yourself busy as long as you like you do you know and you're not being an [ __ ] to your wife I mean like don't get me wrong everyone has problems everyone has issues with their you know spouses and [ __ ] but you got to like work [ __ ] out yeah you work it out it's that's part of life I mean like I get it people yeah yeah I don't I don't agree with cheating but like you know what what the what else are you going to do you going to stay or you're going to go I mean like it's just like you either work things out or you're G to or you're going to leave and I'm sick and tired of seeing so many people that just stay with the same [ __ ] that like like abuses them and [ __ ] like that in the worst kind of way and I'm just like like you did this on your you did this on your own yeah this it's not my fault it's not anyone's fault it's your fault you did this it's it's it's called taking accountability for your [ __ ] actions people don't understand that it's like oh well I'm privileged and because I got money I can get away shut the [ __ ] up well that's [ __ ] I mean what do you think is going to happen with uh Jane's Addiction do you think they're going to continue on I mean do you think oh no there's going to be a break it you think it's over oh I think there's going to be a brave you think Perry you think Perry frell Just he's he's going to either he's either going to be arrested Fel or feral I don't even I don't even know whatever it doesn't matter he likes to cause Fitz fights with his guitar yeah no guitarist Mr Dave he's yeah he's gonna uh I'm I feel like he's just going to do one or he's gonna do one or two things it's just like he's either going to be sent to rehab or he's going to have to pay some fines and you know with police and [ __ ] yeah I don't know I I don't think this band is uh I don't know I feel bad for the people that got tickets already because there's people out there that have gotten tickets for future shows and now they're left just wondering is this is this it are they going to see the show is it going to happen yeah you know I mean just this incident here I mean they literally you know this was huge people like oh look jamee's addiction's back and then this happens like yeah he I heard he but I heard he's had problems and he he's been drinking a lot of wine and all that stuff and it's like dude it's it's that's the whole thing like there's a whole bunch of rock stars out there doing drugs and and drinking all kinds of uh alcoholic beverages every night and you don't see them getting into fist fights every every time they step on stage what's going on here other I mean there could be other things I mean maybe he said something that really stabbed him in in the back I don't know I mean like it's just maybe he's fed up I don't know maybe there's other issues that we don't know that's going on in the background all I know is just there was commotions there was issues and people didn't take care of themselves people didn't do the right things and this is the result this is what we get it's just like fights and people just not agreeing or oh whoa I don't agree with you with this because of politics and Sh [ __ ] like that like you know what I really don't give a [ __ ] about politics I think they're they both are they both [ __ ] suck and they don't give a [ __ ] about the ones that are in the middle okay they don't give a [ __ ] about us no that's why I don't even care to talk about that stuff man me either dude and that's why I try to stay away from that as much as I can I'm sorry if I brought that up but it's just but no I just uh that you know I think there's more going on to with this absolutely I think there's more there's more fights I think there was like there was probably like a freaking brawl that was going on in the background and well from what I understand I guess like from what I understand somebody had said something along the lines of the Dave the guitarist he'll he'll lamp it up with his guitar you know his riffs and all that like and and he you know gets pissed off because he does that you know what I'm saying so I think that that's what caused the issue here it might have been one of the issues right there is uh was that like a guitar R yeah well no he was getting louder with his that's that's what I was reading about is that he gets louder like he he tries to drown out some of uh Perry because he gets a little you know rambunctious I guess oh cuz he's drinking you know and he's having a he's having a blast and and Perry didn't like that so I guess he was you know yelling some swears his way and then got in his face started throwing fist he was really feeling the uh the buzz and he uh drowned out the yeah no he got yeah but here's the thing like everybody goes oh you know you know there's that's what alcohol does to you though yeah but here's the thing like you know everyone's got their own problems like when it comes to like oh yeah you know uh small town bands and all that you know the drama that ensues there God but then you got these [ __ ] you got these people that are playing you know on a stage you know the grand stage you're on a you know you're in a band that's very notable even though you've been gone for a while a lot of people still know who Janes Addiction is yeah everyone knows who you guys are and we still love your music but this [ __ ] yeah no you can't just so you got to you got to come to terms with it like dude this it's not a good look unless you're doing like a bit that's one thing no but if you're doing that on purpose then yeah that's no you they must have had like some major issu this is probably why they like stopped making music for a while because of that yeah I'm sure there was some background noise happening before they you know went on break or Hiatus or whatever it was you know and they were just like look at Oasis they came back you know what I'm saying like it's like the 90s are trying to come back but there's a there's a fist fight on stage right now and I don't know man just just kind of crazy man you go to a show like this as a fan you're you're watching this go down what do you think it's like well I be well that's a waste of money you're like wait a minute I I thought I thought I paid tickets to see a band I didn't think I I was watching w or UFC here right I mean like saying [ __ ] I mean like I want to get my money's worth I mean this is fun they got they got money this is entertaining too but they got their money's worth Austin they got a little drama but like a jam and a in and a and a fist and a punch Justin says yo yo what's up man how you doing thank you for having us on bogar podcast yes thank you Justin love on with us yeah that was awesome dude I freaking appreciate that that was really cool but dude I just I just I think about this I'm like dude you know you go to a show you're like oh [ __ ] Jane's Addiction they they're they're back now you know say like if you're say you're like a you know in our age group right yeah you know in the 90s you're you're too too young to go to a show the you know because because of drugs and because well that's just yeah but I'm just saying in general and then say Jane's Addiction was one of your favorite bands and now you get to see him yeah you know you're like oh that's cool I get to go see Jane's Addiction they've been around when I was a kid I remember was a kid and then this happens you're like wait a minute I don't remember this I remember yeah now now they're getting into a fist fight and like I said this this isn't like reality setting in what do you do so Austin you go to a tools show right mhm you go to a tool show and mayor decides I'm going to fist fight the drummer he just says [ __ ] you he yells it in this in the microphone he throws down the microphone he jumps and tackles the drummer and gets into what do you do as a I would be like oh no I'd be very disappointed but I'd be like holy [ __ ] like I was not expecting this out of him cuz he's not the he's dude mayard is not that kind of person that would do that [ __ ] and Danny krey is like the sweetest guy I mean yeah he puts him in a Jiu-Jitsu hold he's got the he's got the drumstick he shoves that up his ass and puts him in a tro C like what do you do man he like you're like oh no this is the end of my favorite bands my God no more pfer no more no more tulle perfect circle out the window godamn is that's a rectangle and a square although I've SE I've seen some of the things that they do like on on stage age uh mayor actually does a little like does some pranks you know here and there yeah you know every so often during like the uh it's it's all in good fun it's good fun he actually does like they they all like get along in like a way like you know as he as they transition into the next song he gives one of the guys the suplex the other one he gives a closed line puts the other one in the triangle choke cold then he gets back on the the on the microphone and he's back to it ready to sing some Schism you know what I'm saying after the other guys are like on the stage oh dude you went too hard but no just like dude it's like a fist fight on stage is your performing live in front of all these no it's crazy it's crazy it's but like think about it this way this isn't the first time I've seen this [ __ ] happen I mean like I'm pretty sure there's been past bands out there that have gotten into fist fights on stage I mean pretty sure Metallica uh you know you know Black Sabbath I mean I'm pretty sure like a lot of the old school like bands have like got into fights backstage or in even like on stage I mean like I don't know I mean it's just it's crazy but no it's just I think it's I I think it's [ __ ] like it's weird it's just like it is weird and especially like and I I can't [ __ ] imagine tol doing this [ __ ] cuz they're they're not dude they're [ __ ] laid B [ __ ] I don't they would never be like that kind of people and even with this band I don't think anybody expected to go ballistic yeah no I was just like whoa whoa yeah I ordered for a show you know I paid for a show not this kind of show yeah and just and then I like and plus okay you know what else is a real [ __ ] scam though okay oh here we go just replaying for the people that just uh tuned in with us yeah Perry uh decided he wanted to get into a fight with Dave Dave Naro guitarist of James addiction and that was it for them that's that's that's it I mean where do you go from there Austin you don't I think you cancel the rest of the tour I mean unless you unless you really make amends you have to like yeah definitely like call well definitely like say sorry everyone and like definitely make an apologize to I was going to ask you do you think they do you think they will I don't think they already did I don't think they did it it it would it's the right thing to do but it's also the right the right thing to do is to you know take accountability for your actions and actually take care of yourself first if you know there's one of your friends or one of your teammates is having a problem and it's continuing to have a problem that is now your problem because guess what you you know you're the one that's involved with this person you're the one that could have you know stopped all this why didn't you do anything but no one has control over the other person though I will say that and it's just like it's all on them really yeah I I don't know if you ask me I really do believe that out of all those members of the band Perry's the one that isses the apology you you you make him do it oh yeah absolutely per needs to make he's the one that obviously had the problem going on and he's also the one that started the fight you don't just exactly yeah you don't you know Dave Navaro was not he wasn't at fall here yeah no you know what I'm saying like I I really do believe that Perry had some [ __ ] going on yeah there's been a lot of comments and a lot of people have been saying like Perry's been having some issues and it's like okay that's like with a lot of bands I mean like there's nothing nothing new nothing different I don't know I think that's the end of the tour I don't think they I don't think they play anymore after that I think there's a lot of [ __ ] they need to get through before they even think about playing again and God knows if this is even going to be amendable yeah you know what I mean like I think that yeah no I think I think it's [ __ ] that they're that that he's doing this [ __ ] and it's like yeah no I think Perry needs to definitely make an apology um you got a big reunion Austin you know you got you got your band back together what the [ __ ] like okay you got this big ass [ __ ] reunion Jane's Addiction is back and this is the first thing you do like no I say you got to like really do something with yourself you really got to like take care of yourself do something like it's just like if you know you got a problem but you're blind to it that's that's on you and you need to take you really need to get get hell with g rehab yeah because this is that's that's really bad and a lot of people wasted a lot of money just to go see your show do they do they get the refund do you think oh [ __ ] no I don't think so I don't think so either I think dude Ticket Master I'm sorry to say this but like when it comes to like entertainment music- wise the music industry and the [ __ ] like just ticketing like sh [ __ ] it's it's it's garbage it's all literally garbage it's not going to happen they're not going to get their money back they just lost out they they go to see see Jane's Addiction it gets cut short because of this fight and now you're out of all that money you hear you heard about freaking a warp tours coming back right 2025 I heard I heard about this yeah who's sponsoring it Live Nation and I'm like already know and everyone is [ __ ] dreading it because merch cuts and it's it's going to be $400 tickets per person probably $50 [ __ ] beers and [ __ ] like that like yeah maybe $70 beers that sounds that sounds scrumptious the more money you pay for beer the the the more delicious right yeah and nutritious oh you want these you want food you want beer oh yeah it's going to cost you $100 yeah what how much are [ __ ] merch oh yeah they're like 150 each I went to warp T once back in 2015 and that including stickers I'm like it was it was a cool experience you I saw some uh some guy with a techno gig going on he he had a he had like good computer system and all that stuff on a stage yeah it was it was GL out and I felt bad for this guy cuz people were like uh oh yeah basically and then it shut down and I'm pretty sure he was using Windows and we use Windows and that's why our some of our techical issues happen but dude I feel like Windows 11 is going to be like Fu I don't use Windows 11 dude [ __ ] that I feel like it's it's it's causing so much problems dude there's been so much cyber attacks lately and it's just like I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on yeah it's a little Cy action going on you know what I'm saying Justin says think of your recent post stash I can relate tremendously I'm in the same uh similar boat relationships wise just keep being you and keep being uh great things will look up yeah that's what I've been telling you man I appreciate that no it's just I've been having issues in in that area it's just like some people want certain things and it's just like some people want like I I I put myself out there it's don't get me wrong I do put myself out there but I always get shut down immediately because it's like you know they're either they're already talking to someone they're seeing someone they're they're by they don't like men they're picky they're it's just blah blah blah blah blah no one gives a [ __ ] it's like you know what I just want someone that actually appreciates me for who I am yeah like just appreciates me like they love my company they want to be around me they want to hang out with me they want to love being with me that's what I want it's like I don't want a girl that just looks at other guy gets distracted by other guys or be like I want a girl that like say says okay you see that Blondie you see that short King R that's that's mine I want him he's my taxi driver he's my he's my plug yeah he also gives me food so he me like a [ __ ] plant Prett much pretty much it's like no no no I don't want I don't want the tall long hair tattoo dude no no no I don't want the guy that makes six figures no I don't no they have to make eight figures now and he's got to be 8 foot6 420 lb worth of nothing but muscle if he has one if he has 0.1% of fat on him he's no longer considered a want or a need anymore um pretty much you know he's got a covered in tattoos yeah he's got to have a a5.2 million mansion uh a castle he's got to have a castle [ __ ] the Mansion he's got to have a garden full of drugs Charlie says my dudes what's up man hope you're feeling better he was supposed to be on with us tonight but we're going to reschedule and that an anxious emo says hello you beautiful himans but then she corrected humans we talking about uh him well we're talking about Austin so Austin's uh got some posts on there and and Justin N had uh you know brought that up and we we're discussing that a little bit we were actually talking about jeans addictions fight uh yes we were talking about that too but we're we're now we're talking about Austin and his standards and what the standards that really who gives a [ __ ] about my standards well Austin here's the thing okay they have these procedures you can do right these days you know you could break your legs and get your bone to you know fuse and all that stuff I heard about that you you then can also you too could also be an 8 fo6 uh eight you know 8 millionar a year kind of guy yeah but here's the but here's the thing too with that surgery um it actually [ __ ] up like your healing process and it's actually going to who cares if you're 8 foot6 nobody cares you're the hottest guy in [ __ ] town then right you could you could have hey there's s there is such thing as too tall I just want tall but it's like I I hate when people like like sit there and just like you know who gives like I'm just like who gives a [ __ ] I I like some I just like I Vibe with people that Vibe with me just because you have [ __ ] issues from the past and you got like you know unsolved like trauma that you you know you choose not to deal with that's on you like why why am I going to have to deal with it I don't know that anxious emo says Austin's a cutie face so there you go thank you you don't have to be uh 10 feet tall for everyone Austin I appreciate Justin says my bad didn't mean to steer the show that way I just didn't know how long I could watch so I wanted to at least drop a message for dash I hey I appreciate it brother I [ __ ] love you man talking about this stuff's important you know no we got to talk about certain things and it's just like for me it's just like like I said I've wave the white flag and I'm just like I'm done I don't want to [ __ ] chase I don't want to [ __ ] deal with people [ __ ] Tapp out yeah I am CU as if Brock Lesnar just put you in the kamora pretty much over cuz it's just like I I just cuz I want someone that actually wants me I don't want someone that actually is going to [ __ ] just you know like they they're going to entertain me for a couple of days and then or a day or two and and then they just disappear yeah they just disappear they they go back to their regular life with the the boy boyfriend or husband that [ __ ] abuses the [ __ ] out of them and it's like why are you with him well he that I never understand don't give me the [ __ ] [ __ ] like that I never understood man me either I I never understood it and it's just like you either love the drama or you you don't love yourself enough and you just don't think you don't deserve enough yeah I mean if you're in an abusive relationship and this happens on both ends we've seen it I have my toxic traits don't get me wrong like I'm not a [ __ ] nobody's perfect but like you know I'm talking like the dram like when it comes like there's there's different levels of abuse right we see it all the time we saw it with our old co-host uh Cody krippin and his girlfriend we saw a lot of we saw a lot of screaming matches there a lot of uh you know just fight just a lot of verbal use and yeah yeah dude it was just it's a it's a lot of nonsense that was a nightmare dude I I look I don't care what people say I mean I say it how it is I I don't care like leave get the hell out of there especially when he gets physical don't put up with that [ __ ] get get out of there what are you doing dude you could do way better dude and that's why I try to tell myself it's like dude I can I I can I can get better like I can do I can deal with it better like I can handle things myself I'm happy like I said I'm happy being single I'm happy to be independent and all that but don't make me feel like I I I can't put myself out there it's just like it's just because it's just it sucks when people sit there and say oh well you're cute if only you were taller I date you if only you were a different race like who gives a [ __ ] I mean I get it oh yeah no I had Jesus Christ no I literally had no I I literally had someone tell me um you're so cute and handsome I don't I I date you if only you were uh black why why I say anything like that can can somebody explain to me why anyone would feel the need to like you you know the old saying is much of a you know what do you call it a cliche if you will say don't if you have nothing to say don't say it at all yeah why would you even what brings someone to that point where you have to sound like say something like that cuz they were old and probably just did not give a [ __ ] that's just to me that's terrible it is [ __ ] that's like saying you know what yeah you're cute and all but if you just lost a little weight cuz could you imagine that oh yeah [ __ ] rude yeah like if everyone has [ __ ] issues about that or like I date you if only you were taller and blah blah it's like [ __ ] like my height doesn't mean my my height doesn't mean anything yeah I may need a step stool to grab things but at least I know how to climb sounds like we need to be wingmen Dash yeah you and Justin omine could go to the club dude I'm dude I'm [ __ ] down bro [ __ ] uh both Wing men for each other you know just walk out hand in hand hey you know what sometimes you need that that little bit of a support there Austin you know I appreciate that yeah it's just like I said it's it's tough out there but tag team that [ __ ] you know what I'm saying next thing you know you're in the uh you're you're just you know it gets out of control I know what you mean but yeah no I'm I'm I'm like I like I said I'm like I said I'm loving my Independence Tower in the hotel room God no I know you were going to go there too like stop tell you to stop I'm going to throw this goddamn thing at you what are you throwing this thing hey my wife made that don't do that don't ruin that okay I can't ruin that I'm sorry we had enough people in this show disrespect my wife and they're gone I'm sorry cat so we love you oh no Justin says wh dash dash new app coming soon hey I'm in my ho face well he's he's out of the dick dock he's he's out of the dick dock hey I got my bachelor pad man I'm all s yeah he's out of the dick dock uh business into the wh Dash now yeah I got my [ __ ] I got my yeah I got my bachelor pad I'm ready to go the only thing is is just dickh them down and dash is the slogan dick down and dash we can uh [ __ ] we can make yeah we can we can make a a little ad for you Austin we we can help get this business and this app godamn skyrocketed for you wh Dash dick them down and dash hey there's nothing wrong with little [ __ ] them down you know what I'm saying God damn it as long as it's consensual it's not consenti then we're gonna have to shut this business down oh God no God no because next thing you know we're gonna have to throw a [ __ ] pink Fedora on you and with a pink suit give some sunglasses and some leopard print [ __ ] pants what am I what am I [ __ ] what if I'm Mason or whatever I don't know you're something Austin but if you're if you're going to run this business if you're well because you're almost like a pimp here you know what I'm saying you're you're Pimp Daddy Dash oh okay yeah DIN and dash nah dick and dash he he already knows he already knows damn it hey you know sometimes sometimes it takes a village to build a business Austin right now you're getting some you're getting some pristine ideas these are topnotch ideas yeah from you need to utilize them from The J Man himself yeah Mr nominee telling you all the secrets here nominee in the house but not in this house he's he's in the house in the chat house oh CH room I for yeah no dude that's that place was was really lit I like that little area yeah yeah that was cool that was cool as [ __ ] you know I've been in a handful of Studios now and the worst one I've had to say is the one makeshift Studio that no longer exists that we started the show out of oh my God that place was as useless as a nun's dude that was a p hole that was a [ __ ] nightmare that place was it smelled it [ __ ] it was cobweb spider um the toilet I mean the bathroom set up the toilet was [ __ ] terrible the bathroom setup in that whole house that house should have been condemned and torn down many many years ago Dude that sink was like barely usable I mean like and then he had that weird [ __ ] neighbor what the hell was that guy's name oh [ __ ] uh U was it Uber Mike or the other one no no the other one was the upstairs one yeah no the downstairs one the one downstairs right by the door oh yeah yeah oh [ __ ] I forgot I forget that guy's name but he was like he was pretty practically homeless if he didn't have that apartment he was going to live out on a tent Cody said otherwise known as zookeeper that was his name and he did unfortunately oh he did he got kiic when he when they so they told Cody hey we're you know his dad opened the property he said you got to move cuz we sold out you know just like every other white male with money does they sell out and they uh they had to move to another apartment well this other guy I because the another complex bought that property didn't it what the H I forget that guy's name but anyways this guy lived in the the house that was like there's three Apartments our old co-host super Mike lived in the one downstairs no there was two no there's like three no there was like four oh wait no there was four Apartments yeah cuz the there was the upstairs yes that's right there was the downstairs where that Homeless dude was living at there was Uber Mike's place it wasn't homeless if he had that home at that time right there was Uber Mike's and then there was [ __ ] uh zookeepers dude we uh yeah I remember I remember that [ __ ] oh my God guy man so yeah this guy like he had he had a whole bunch of [ __ ] going on in that apartment like it was it was like it was like somebody living in Fallout but in real life you know it was it was like a hoarder apartment he had a whole bunch of [ __ ] going on there he had a bicycle that you know he rode on he'd always leave his shoes out in the hallway big mistake on his end big mistake on his end do you know why Austin because when drunk people get drunk in the middle of the night and this guy's in his apartment with either music blasting or he's sleeping so he can go bicycle around his his uh homeless shelter that he probably went to uh he left his shoes out there well people getting drunk at like 2:00 in the morning probably not the best idea especially if they're in the same building as you because because then some people decide that they might whip it out and take a leak in your shoes no oh yeah that happen that happened who took a piss I will plead the fifth on this one I'm not going to tell I'm not going to tell you who or why or when or how but it happened no yeah you uh oh my god when dude I'm trying to remember when was this there was like four or five people that we were hanging out with at the time so you can you can pretty much take a guess oh my God but yeah that that guy that poor guy huh and then he got told hey you're homeless again and then he had to go live in a tent out in the woods somewhere cuz [ __ ] you what the hell was that guy's [ __ ] name it's going to bother me now but was it Tim or something no it was some weird [ __ ] weird name that I never heard of in my life and reinold or something like that no I don't know reinold I don't know no I don't know what are you talking about I was like Russian name I don't [ __ ] you said weird name MCH or some I don't know it's like I don't even know dude it was some weird name and but anyways he had pee PE shoes I'm sure when he stepped in those shoes he was like what the [ __ ] he's like wait a minute little soggy here what's going on was there a leak in the in the roof oh my god well the thing is though even if that wasn't even if that was the case would you be surprised that place was falling apart oh dude that place should be should have been like [ __ ] condemned if you go back to our old episodes like just look at it I mean do you remember [ __ ] carrying that [ __ ] gun safe down oh my God you know why I say no cuz I didn't want to do any of those jobs Austin I didn't want to do any of them either I I one time one time in my life and this is why I [ __ ] hate stairs I went to uh this is back in 2010 oh yeah you were telling me Oh yeah so my brother-in-law and I go to his next door neighbor we're going to scrap these washers and dryers blah blah blah and it's a really narrow [ __ ] stairway from the basement up to the first floor the main floor and he's got us using bungee cords to get these things upstairs and I'm like dude what what's going on here so my brother-in-law's in front of me right and he's got the washer and I think I have the dryer and I'm like right behind these two [ __ ] big old utilities and a couple times the Bungie started slipping I'm like dude you know this is not a good idea so very dangerous way of getting any type of heavy materials up the stairs the guy who own the house and you own these oh hey man yeah no this is how I got him down here I'm like dude don't you have a dolly or something with we being smarter not harder like damn man I got I got these bungees you know that's how I got them down here I'm like dude needless to say I would never do that again I would you know the whole scrapping metal and thing and all that stuff I mean dude this is like 14 years ago but you asked me to do that now I see I'm good yeah I'm all set faman that's what I should have done I should have been like n I'm good you you on your own on that [ __ ] well he did the [ __ ] gun safe right God and then he goes and does this fridge this this big old smart fridge that was so goddamn wide I'm like realistically I'm I'm like how are you going to get this wide ass fridge up this narrow stairway up to this this new cuz when they moved from the they had the couple upstairs that moved yes I do remember that and then and then zuke keeper and his girlfriend moved up to that apartment after that fact and then he's trying to get this big old [ __ ] fridge I'm like dude every time he asked I'm like I'm not doing that not doing that dude dude I [ __ ] I'm not killing myself doing dumb [ __ ] because you you know that fridge was terrible that [ __ ] no the fridge was bad the freaking gun safe was someone could died dude that someone have died that was that was a nightmare from what I understand uh our old co-hosts uh Omen and Ryan ghost or whatever uh they were there they were helping them out and I guess at one point they almost lost the fridge and almost went down the stairs and I think I think Justin was down there Omen I think he was down in the receiving end of it he almost [ __ ] and got hit or what he was he's like very you know that was a danger like I said it remember that I remember that cuz it was just and our old co-host Cory was there I remember her she was there she was Milling around not helping out like like usual well usual you know Pere um but probably on Aderall and yeah ader all and vodka yeah you know leaving a Kool-Aid at her house with with her son just drinking it did you do you remember that yeah I do remember that oh my god dude I swear to God she comes here like you got a 30 something year old woman coming to do this show and she's leaving her her son with her grandparents and she leaves this drink like I think it was Kool-Aid or something it was like some or no no it was like a capric sun or something like that I don't know regardless of the fact of the matter the whole thing was that she left us there she had vodka in it and this kid [ __ ] her son T takes it and drinks it how irresponsible yikes I'm like dude I'm like what are you doing instead she's staying here 4:30 in the morning trying to clean up the the the studio area in the basement I'm like passing out on my couch and my wife's like uh you probably not the best thing to do you probably should go home you know like she never got the hint yeah I know she mean she was [ __ ] terrible like no I remember just there's a lot of other issues behind the scenes that happened and I'm just like dude you know it that was a nightmare wasn't a good situation for anybody listen sometimes when people are like that like and are comfortable make me uncomfortable like that it's just I try to be nice until someone tells me to just be like n this person's bad you you should probably like run I'd be like I'd be don't have to ask me twice get the [ __ ] away from me we go to this we go to this uh Halloween get together at our friend Kevin's I remember this oh my God that was a that was fun yeah we had a good time you know there was a huge accident that happened though a couple teenagers died from that car crash but that's right um because we heard all this commotion we're like what the hell's going on you know I remember that yeah yeah SP uh we are we're all there we're all hanging out a couple years ago and we just got done with the Halloween special we did for this uh the show we went over to Kevin and you know he's got the the movies on horror movies uh Cody and Crystal bickering back and forth all this stuff going on Cory that was the night uh I my place got robbed was it really yeah my uh oh my God yeah that was when uh I don't know who it was but someone was trying to break in my house but didn't couldn't get to it or whatever tried to break in the pole barn Jesus Christ literally you live out you lived out in the middle of nowhere yeah and they broke into my mom and my stepdad's truck ah uh they broke into some other people's houses like their cars and [ __ ] and drove off and that's it yep and yeah no they [ __ ] just like tried just yeah no it was just it was [ __ ] I that night was pretty pretty messed up in all kinds of ways you know you had the the teenagers crashing in that car you get robbed well technically burglarized Austin that's the technical term they were trying to uh do our breaking and entering right into breakfast and eggs bacon and eggs I was like you know what my stepdad has a [ __ ] gun like he he can yeah well you're in the [ __ ] Boonies like you're yeah did I I wouldn't I wouldn't [ __ ] around if I were you well New York State Austin the law says must you must Retreat from your own home when you are uh in in in a threat of danger I don't give a [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] bail people out like this is some [ __ ] like do St like I said do stupid things win stupid prizes okay like no one should ever be rewarded or should get away with [ __ ] burglarizing people's homes and robbing people whether you are doing [ __ ] like oh well oh well the K boys yeah well guess what they could go [ __ ] rot in hell for all I can give a [ __ ] all right says how are y'all feeling Austin how you feeling you're feeling pretty uh and I I've been I've been going through the motions yeah yeah no I don't mean I don't mean aggressive don't mean to be aggressive by the way I apologize but yeah I'm just yeah I got a little bit of a heartburn going on I know you're going through some [ __ ] dude and my ears kind of messed up from the from the loud music last night it was fun it was a good time yeah I think it'll go away it just it's been a while man man and uh you know that's why I have the headphone just kind of hanging up here I I don't want to damage my ear anymore than it might have already been damaged that's what I should have done uh while I was at uh while I was at um [ __ ] vertex I was at the nightclub and yeah you just hear just loud music and people like yeah talking talking having a good time but going back to that story at Kevin's house so Corey's there right we all leave and Corey stays for whatever reason cuz she loves staying at people houses until like 6:00 in the morning why so she asks Kevin yeah you know where's the bathroom he's like upstairs now oh yeah that's right she woke up uh she had she had these high heels on and you think okay you know there's other people in the house you know there's other people in the house they sleeping and you know take those in wooded floors yeah you would take those off in order to be quiet so you're not waking everyone else in the house up and what does she go and do she she clumps upstairs CLS upstairs like a [ __ ] uh elepant no like a Clydesdale Austin oh like like a Clydesdale she's Galloping up the stairs here waking up Kevin's poor dad and boy was he [ __ ] pissed he eventually told her to get the [ __ ] out cuz it got to the point where it was just getting so bad then she was like trying to get him to do a weird phone call to this one guy I don't know he was telling me the story and he I was like dude what is going on with her you know what I mean so like you know there's multitude of reasons why she's not on the show anymore but I'm just glad because like you think about all the things that have happened she went to the cloud Factory started saying some really untruthful things about how we were trying to give away I was just trying to be nice because of you guys were like you know wanted to be friends with her and [ __ ] so I didn't know all well I didn't bring her board you know and it's you know and that's why like now I'm very picky and choosy and I just you know we just had to we just had to split ways with a guy it was Mutual but it just you know you have to understand like this when you do these shows when you when you agree to come here and do the podcast and all that you should have your heart in it you know what I'm saying like I agree and look you know it hasn't it has nothing to do with you know anything personal or anything like that he's got to deal with his own stuff but like with Corey for instance God she was dude when I have the cloud Factory owner emailing me personally about this woman going into her shop and making these claims about us giving away free Vapes I was like done I couldn't do that anymore yeah no that was that was [ __ ] it was pretty [ __ ] uh anxious SEO says I remember the last show I went to a couple years ago I was like right next to the speakers I don't even care it was my favorite band well he you only live once right YOLO she says I'd do it with you guys if I wasn't a year a year and a half away from well you mean an hour and a half well remember this because I want to just be upfront about this we have remote capabilities I have I'm not opposed to having people guesting in I be down for like a remote show I mean you know what I'm saying we have the I all I got to do is send you an invite you're in the virtual Studio and voila you're you're on the show [ __ ] it dude that'd be dope get yourself a camera get your microphone ready and uh you're ready to go I have my uh I have my Razor uh headphones that comes with the microphone and I also have a little webcam with my uh like I told you I'd like to do some uh maybe extra content if we want you know we can do that it's funny how you have a while I'm looking at this laptop it's kind of similar to mine but mine's an Asis yours an aser mine's an Asis it's a this one's a one I'm using right now that is it anus this one's an Aus that one's a Lenovo that's dude that's those are my favorites dude I [ __ ] love it is it U mine's a QED um yeah yeah q y yep uh Creator whatever oh really that'd be so coolo says that and I said yeah yeah you should do it we can make it happen get you on here I'd be down for a remote show yeah I mean like I have I have my microphone in like my uh webcam so it's like I'm I'm literally good to go that's actually the original computer I used when we started the show really the one you're on right now the Lenovo oh my God but it got to the point where it was starting to just it would just shut down without any warning just it would just oh that's right that's right oh my God you understand I've had that computer for 10 years now so I mean it's it's been it's been through the ringer yeah but I've ran all kinds of different games on that thing I had to install another hard drive or solid state drive in that thing and yeah it's it's been through the ringer but it's still down here I mean it's still doing something yeah I figur I'd give it a little bit of a I had it in the office for a while but I was like you know what I'm going to put it down in the uh studio so that way we can have other people do some Google searches and [ __ ] you know what I'm saying MH but you know that's just the way it goes it's life for you that's the truth but yeah I don't know man we've been through the the ringer the last five and a half years and you know just again like I say you know it's just it's a lot going on and you know in my personal life too it's uh the the time I guess time budgeting is a huge battle that I'm going through you know working full-time spending time with the fam doing the show trying to pick up photography uh doing that stuff and then Dark Arts Apparel I got to get back there's a lot there's a lot of moving parts right now and I'm getting a little burned out I gota be honest with you I just I could feel it no worries man burnouts real Austin it's coming to me it's uh you know you can only run so much in a marathon you know the Finish Line doesn't exist cuz there's never a Finish Line you're you're constantly going left and right man you're just you're just sprinting down that [ __ ] that Runway and you're just going to keep going but eventually your legs are going to start giving out and your cardiovascular system is going to start shutting down you know just like the brain well you don't want to do that so you just sometimes you just need a break you know yeah no I mean listen like I said like I said before and I think I told you before um diamonds form under pressure but bread dough Rises when you let it rest yeah so it's it's it's good to you know do some self-care it's okay when you're burnt out like like you feel give yourself some time to like recoup recuperate that's why it's like you know if if you're burnt out if you're going through some [ __ ] you just don't know what to do you're going crazy take a breather go do something that you like take a shower take a bath uh like do some self-care for you for yourself okay tomorrow I'm doing my [ __ ] tattoo I'm getting this thing colored in and I'm going to schedule my third one my third session and this thing is going to be done and and I'm and I'm loving every minute of of my tattoo you ready for this yes yes I I want to get into this cuz I heard about this and what the [ __ ] happened to this Oh I thought you meant the I was talking about the tattoo but um oh yeah no I'm ready for that too okay so yes yes I am ready for the tattoo I'm sorry I was looking at the article but yeah no I'm excited for the [ __ ] tattoo though I'm Stephan fella is is excited I'm excited it's going to be a fun it's going to be a fun uh time uh I have to be there by noon so and dude it's like a 15minute drive from here so like 15 minute like 15 20 minute drive from here yeah um some real weird stuff here Austin and I gotta be honest with you this is this is sickening but um let's talk about it so this is uh this is a Miss Switzerland finalist yeah and her name wasr Ina uh oh boy I'm going to butcher this name j simovic ju simovic I'm going to I'm sorry if I butchered that it's okay it's okay but her story is uh you know she was a mother of a few kids she was married had a husband you're probably why why wondering why I'm I'm saying this in past tense well unfortunately um Miss Switzerland finalist uh Christina ju simovic was decapitated and her womb cut out before being pade in a blender by husband all while he watched YouTube videos on on his phone this this is the world we live in Austin like this is look at this picture here I want to just show you this is her and her husband right they look happy as we well we as from what we see I don't know if that's always the case but again this this just goes back to uh you don't know what happens behind closed doors love is love and I'm looking at the [ __ ] picture of that if that's their hus you know husband and wife and I'm looking at the flag too it's like something really went down either dealing with that or someone either decided to just be like you don't just dude literally literally blend he put her in a blender dude an industrial size blender made her into puree after you know cutting her up like we talked we talk about a lot of crazy stuff here that's that that is like literally Jeffrey dmer [ __ ] like we talk a lot about crazy stuff here that's some Jeffrey dmer level almost like holy [ __ ] like you literally not only killed your wife you killed your you killed your kid like dude my question is like and it's like hey he of the moment he of the passion no this this is di this is a Sinister I think no it's diabolic diabolical in in many many many ways no I'm saying when I what I'm saying is it's like you like you said you don't know what happens behind closed doors you know I mean like there's PE there's I mean like she's a supermodel and [ __ ] maybe she's leaving him and being like Oh well I'm either getting abort getting this baby aborted or this or saying like this is not your baby and I'm leaving you for for the man that who is the baby daddy you don't know like the the consequences of people's actions of what's going to happen with that but no that's that's [ __ ] up on a lot of levels I mean like that's some Jeffrey dmer diabolical [ __ ] like no don't get me wrong and again you you got to understand people's psychosis you got to understand like the psychology that goes into this is like that's really [ __ ] up yeah I I don't know and the most worst gruesome way but I I know we live in a really [ __ ] up world and there are some people that do it because they enjoy it but this is [ __ ] up this is on a whole new level of [ __ ] I I don't know man it's like I understand sometimes you get pissed off and the that an emo says Jesus actual [ __ ] Christ um yeah that's pretty much what I said when I saw this uh this story come up on my on my timeline yeah no [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude I'm like I there's something obviously mentally wrong with him and regardless of what was going on in that relationship or whatever you don't you know like I say leave some that's some sociopath [ __ ] like that's that's really some deep like like psycho [ __ ] like oh my God like no no now mind you she was found on uh February 20 or February 13th so this was back in February that this all went down but regardless though like dude doesn't matter just you don't know before Valentine's Day you look at this family you know they got two kids they're they're pretty well off I'd say a day before Valentine's Day too like that's that's also very sus so another thing I find weird too is that they're keeping this guy's identity very quiet they call him Thomas they uh they I wonder if they have switcher in laws that they're just I don't know because here like [ __ ] that let him let him be known who he is let people know who this this piece of [ __ ] is but yeah they're just calling him Thomas or Tomas whatever they want to call him but anyways the fact of the matter is something weird about that don't you think yeah that scream that screams a lot of sus like there's a lot like I said a lot more going on it is Swiss privacy laws I get yeah see that's why I don't agree with that but okay I don't agree with it either but you know what there's a lot of celebrities that go like to like even like in Australia like a lot of celebrities go to Australia because of the paparazzi uh law like Australian laws uh about with the paparazzi like they shouldn't be disturbing the celebrities while they're you know what I mean yeah well which I actually kind of agree with that I think that that's actually nice she was strangled to death before this whole thing went down God and then he uh obviously he spent time he spent time uh cutting her up and pureeing her and then he also tried to use some chemical solvent to you know dissolve some it just the whole thing just screams psychopath well yeah that's like some Dexter [ __ ] like that's Jeffrey dmer [ __ ] like what level do you need to be in in order to go to that full length yeah I know like you like she'd either have to like cheat she cheated on you and saying like I'm going to uh because there's two scenarios I could think of one she cheated on him with another guy and saying the baby isn't even yours but even then which that could that can that can lead to that or or and I'm again like I'm just thinking like a got to think like criminal think like a psychopath or whatever the other one would be like you saw the flag Love Is Love and it's a rainbow flag what if she turned out to be uh you know uh what if she turned out to be like she's not in the men anymore and then you leave dude you get you get over it you don't just you don't strangle her to death and not only that like you know what I'm saying well not that like that and either that or she's going to abort the and abort the baby or give it up for adoption I don't dude I just I don't I don't know regardless of what happened none of this is nothing's Justified to do this it's uncalled for I'm just thinking like I said thinking like a criminal this is the mindset this is the method you got to like this is the drive that like what would drive someone to go into that [ __ ] like psychotic episode cuz I no sane person would ever do that no no like if you even if they cheated on you and they treated you like [ __ ] normal person would leave you get out of there cut them up and puree them but that but doing that doing that kind of [ __ ] yeah no that's not cool that's that I I don't know Eric says yo what's up y'all how's it going Fellers what up bro well we're talking about well we went from Jane's Addiction to my my some issues going on with Austin my shitty dating then we reminisced a little bit about past uh co-hosts and then we went to uh Miss Switzerland finalist being chopped up in in puree in a blender because that's the world we live in uh I hope you're doing okay man what the [ __ ] like and Bogart says yo miss you buddy love you buddy dude I I don't know I like and the kids here's what I think about yeah regardless of all this going on we can't turn back time like Sher says right we can't go back and and fix the problem that happened and we can't go back and bring this woman back to life so going forward what happens with the kids do you I mean they're going to live a [ __ ] up lifestyle now because they they're going to find out I think regardless what happened to their Mom they're going to find out that their dad decided he was just just bat you crazy and just did this to their mother I mean I don't know this is this is awful it's just people talk about the things here that happen in America but I think worldwi just there's a lot of horrible [ __ ] there just there's a lot going on in the world and it's just like we're all on a [ __ ] planet you know just trying to survive we're on a floating [ __ ] wet rock floating around this ball of gas that's literally you know that's carrying nine [ __ ] planets yes I'm including Pluto as being a planet [ __ ] you NASA but if it doesn't identifies as a planet anymore what if it identifies as something else are you misgendering a [ __ ] planet planting oh my God Eric says add a little extra protein powder and boom ready to go you get get your swole on LOL JK he gets he understands the assignment Austin he understands the dark humor yes yes so here's the thing Austin so you're say you're blindfolded right and this this person brings out a couple different purees you know one's probably like some puree corn the other one's like pureed chicken and human REM yeah yeah then the next one is pureed Miss Switzerland finalist and you started eating would you do you think you'd be able to tell the difference yeah well I think so you think so maybe I mean forget forget the corn we bring in so we have beef we have chicken we have pork and we have Miss Switzerland finalist human remains yeah so uh I'm pretty sure you can tell the difference could you tell the difference do you think so yeah especially human remains there's probably crunchy and organy and now if it's pure Aid if it's pure Aid it's going to be creamy God damn it I honestly I don't even want to [ __ ] think about it I really don't want to [ __ ] think about it cuz I bring whole bringing a whole another level do I want to go this way do I want to go this way yeah no dud bringing a whole new level another level of eating her out till the cows come home well you know the dark humor godam why I don't do stand up because I would be [ __ ] pulled off the stage very quickly honestly that was that was good though I mean going down to Pound Town well P well you do it's it's the next level uh you know puree P it's kind of a fancy well I did tell fancy term dude I did well I did tell you about like when I used to uh when I first started working at the uh U ofr and uh my my literally first reaction was uh was I had an interview about taking Environmental Services sucked by the way [ __ ] you hey hey those nurses sucked okay I don't care what any were they Silent Hill nurses they got you no they were just [ __ ] um have you ever played Silent Hill yes I have [ __ ] on there too that's yeah you know what yeah yeah actually you know what that actually makes a lot more sense never mind anyways but um dude my [ __ ] the weirdest reaction was um cuz I went to the uh to go to the interview I was like why does it smell like burnt h i I made the comment of why does it smell like like burnt ham like and he told me with a straight face no oh yeah that's uh oh yeah we're right across the hall from the burning Ward I'm like you mean people that with like third degree burns and [ __ ] like that it smells like f like burnt ham I'm like are listen that's that's a really [ __ ] up thing to think about cuz it's like like when somebody's cooking dinner or like breakfast like like was it like cooked bacon or something yeah like like really burnt bacon yeah it SM like burnt like burnt H burnt bacon and like nice breakfast smell like I thought it was that that that was my first I like man did someone make like ham or [ __ ] like man I mean it smells kind of good but it's also like it smells really burnt like it's like oh yeah that we're right across from the burning W like that's my my jaw dropped I was like you know what okay I know where the exit is I'm out that's when you go M I'm hungry that smells good what got cooking and he look at you go cooking yeah be like [ __ ] like Hannibal Lector just yeah to totally like the total like The like the teeth you know the yeah like silent like silent of uh oh God Silence of the lamps Silence of the lamps that's what it was I almost said silent of Hill I was like no that's that's the game yes emo says listen True Crime is my obsession but like that was so incredibly repulsive oh yeah no I think it's [ __ ] repulsive you're cutting people up and pureing them in a blender this your wife Austin the mother your child your children this is what you're doing like putting your wife into like a [ __ ] wood chipper and then you know that's good for PDF files you know what I'm saying oh yeah Abol says what is this pork nah Miss Switzerland yeah God damn it that's some good Swiss stuff oh this is some good Swiss meat toxic piece of [ __ ] Jesus Austin God damn it no but like Jesus man like what is what is the world coming to dude I don't [ __ ] know school shooting then we have this uh clown ass [ __ ] in uh Switzerland chopping up his wife dude I saw something really [ __ ] up I think it was like a cartoon but someone put a it was like a sticker on the back of the car that says um if you don't like uh if you don't like abortions uh ignore them like you do with school shootings I was like oh my God I kind of want that stick oh boy it's a pretty sad State of Affairs we're in right now Austin and I I hate saying that but I'm I'm being pro-choice and that's only because I've known families that have gone through some [ __ ] and it's just like you know what it it it it do you think we have to make this a light-hearted episode at the end and maybe do some pranking phone calls because I feel like this is really dark yeah last last goddamn episode was dark this one's dark we're all we're all going down we need some we need we need some happiness in our lives Kim says uh Hey guys Cody and I worked at Newark Wayne is environmental Serv Services as well it definitely sucked ass man especially during Co era yep yep um godamn environmentalist hippie bastard son of a [ __ ] I [ __ ] yeah no when I yeah I worked there for I think it was like a year no no no not a year no I worked there for like 3 months it was and mons jeez it just they they' literally let me go for no reason they didn't even give me a reason Matt says we're all broke we're too busy to care about each other as much pretty much and and Amo says have your pets been eaten yet well I'll tell you what sometimes I like myself a good oldfashioned kitty cat on a hot dog bun God damn roasted and fried and skinned all at the same time and that's a new way of that's put a little bit of old lordy sauce on it I tell you what I mean that's another way of eating [ __ ] but okay oh oh oh my God hey sometimes we got to have a few jokes here and there I mean like like I said we've had we've had a lot of dark excuse me excuse me again you all right are you surviving that's the [ __ ] gird I swear to God I'm over here with [ __ ] chest paines Austin and you're over here burping up a lung dude I I've had chest pains for a while dude what do you mean I'm half deaf with heartburn going crazy I don't know what what to make of this show but for whatever reason we're still doing it live and it doesn't matter we're doing it live um I was on the verge of tapping out but I said nope we've already promoted it we're we're doing the show we're doing the damn thing doing it better than Bill O'Reilly and 93 ain't that the truth Eric says good old downward spiral into the darkness they told me they have cookies down here we have cookies sometimes we have beer but tonight I I no way I'm [ __ ] drinking a beer right now dude I I I need water right now yeah no I I need water too yeah not going to lie yeah you need it hydrate keep yourself hydrated peeps by the way I [ __ ] hate that UV [ __ ] like the what stuff uh what is that the UV uh um UV light no not not the vodka but like the UV it's like a supposed to be like a p some kind of powder supposed to hydrate you whatever um it's supposed to like uh give you like electrolytes and [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] it tastes like it's very you put that in water it tastes very salty really yeah that's why I'm like I'm not [ __ ] drinking this what's wrong with some salt Austin you dump salt on everything yeah but now I'm like starting to realize it's like I'm going to put less I mean I like salt but it's like I like certain salts like uh Pink Himalayan salts is more my go-to like the light dud no pck Himalayan salt is actually really good for you it's supposed to be really it's Matt says oh you're thinking about liquid IB yes yeah liquid IB is perfect I love that stuff yes yes the right amount of electrolytes it tastes good they have a watermelon one a strawberry IV sound uh it tastes like um it's very salty for me I don't know why but it's just I don't like it well it's not everyone's cup of tea I mean I've drinken electrolytes like Gatorade and [ __ ] like that but it's like well Austin just like uh Eric says depending on the beer you got it could be mostly water how do you feel about that true that's that's a good point yeah I mean sometimes when you have a big jug of water you put some vodka in there nobody's going to know unless they come up to you and smell it true is that what you're doing all the time now on the rag nah name's not Corey n I'm I'm not Corey that's a okay we're going to call someone oh boy who we calling I don't know we're going to call somebody though I feel like hello hi uh this is Tom Anderson here I just want to make sure I put an order in before I forget did you already Place one or did you want to now I'd like to place an order with you I'll tell you what okay okay give me one quick second I'll get to the sounds good to me godamn environmentalist hippie bastards always wrecking my tool shed you son of a [ __ ] what in the hell's going on outside right now just want to place a goddamn [Laughter] order I'm not waiting around that was that was too long what they I've never had that issue before they just answer usually they I was just like wait a minute I wanted to get to the to the punchline they just wait did they just hung up oh bunch of no I hung up on them oh d i do I do the hanging up around here Austin if I feel like this isn't going anywhere then I I need to to to fix that yeah do you you have any specific places you'd like to call Austin oh God no I don't what about Cam's Pizzeria oh my God yes we should do that nothing wrong with little Cam's action cam Pizzeria I'll trade you oh wait no that's Markus Pizzeria singing thinking Mark's Pizzeria uh them song let's give these ones a call goddamn environmentalist bastards hi I think we're call can brownc as M speaking how may help you yeah I'd like to place an order okay can I start for your phone number that's right 855622 5619 and your name Tom Anderson the the name starts with a t okay what can I get for you yeah I'd like to buy a large sheet of pizza goddamn environmentalist bastards you want the 16 in well that's the one I gave my wife last night so I'll tell you what how about I get a nice cat like the Haitians eat over in Springfield and uh Mars do you want anything godamn it no she doesn't want anything no Milly man eating in this goddamn house damn it I'll take a dog and two felines take it to go so you want the 16inch pizza to go well I just told you I already had a 16inch pizza last night God damn it what the hell kind of business are you running here excuse me one second goddamn hippy bastards can't understand a word of come out of my mouth like the Spanish tile I was trying to find you yesterday at the Home Depot God damn teenagers what are you laughing at over there son what the hell's the matter with you boy God damn it I didn't raise you like this son of a [ __ ] where the hell is that goddamn Pizza clerk waiting on this goddamn dog order thank you so much for holding um we got the 16 large cheese pizza for Tom anything else you guys tonight cheese what I'm allergic to goddamn cheese what in the hell's going on over there wow they just hung this could have been a legitimate order Austin and they just hung up on an old man name named Tom Anderson you believe this oh my god oh they hung up he said cheese pizza where in that where where in there did I say cheese pizza did you hear that Austin mhm yeah you did I did hear that I was talking about Springfield I'm trying to order this Haitian special and they don't they don't carry it for whatever reason damn cuz I heard it on TV dude and it must be real bunch of [ __ ] and internet the internet it has it on there too it says it's real I don't know regardless Austin there's a lot of things going on apparently in Springfield with dogs cats and the ladder pets are being eaten and just huge issue that's going on I mean Austin do you do you think that you're going to try some of that you're going to go to Springfield Ohio try some dog maybe some cat try some me well they might even have pet bird in there oh uh do they have a tarantulas no they have cockatil oh damn sounds like a drink cocka they might puree it oh a e it's okay you know what Austin I have this motto it's called I'll try anything once mhm you know pureed uh cockail pureed Switzerland finalist wife anything once it might be delicious you might actually be might actually be good you never know but hey what do I know you never knew just some goddamn old man behind a microphone God damn it Bobby Bo it sounds like my wife's up there uh man she's having a time of her life with our with our son I don't know what's going on I was like wondering how's how's the baby boy doing H he's doing okay for the most part he's got some teeth coming in in the back you know the MERS are starting to cut in he's still teething yeah yeah the mullers are cutting through now and so he's dealing with that that's o o and uh don't remind me I got to I got to take my wisdom teeth out what yeah that's well wisdom to they're supposed to go this way well guess what mine are doing this oh so I have to take them out oh no yeah uh how'd you how'd you find this was happening oh i' i' i' I've been on like I've been to my dentist and they took me to the x-rays and they told me I have to like get oral surgery but I was at the um like I was at the LA like the end of I think it was like 2025 or whatever and I didn't I had to make like I had to like plan like you know how to get this thing done but I never got it and it's just because it just never bothered me as just my like I don't have issues with my jaws it's just yeah I don't even know like how does how does somebody know when they're about to what do you what they had an x-ray they got had yeah I know but if you're feeling pain do you feel pain your jaw gets [ __ ] up what how's that work they said it's like in uh you could get impacted teeth oh so that's what they said um doesn't sound good at all yeah so I don't know emo says wisdom teeth are easy claps I got all four taken on at once and I was fully awake God bless you dude CU that I would I told I tell them just I know knock me the [ __ ] out Knock yeah you're just going to you're going to say give me the bat give me the gas gas mask yep laughing gas yeah just like knock me out dude not are you sure give me a bat and just like knock me the [ __ ] out get a chainsaw and just chop his head off so he doesn't feel it oh my God and then put the take the teeth out God I remember I remember one time I actually uh yeah I remember the Endo I remember I had the endoscopy done they actually give me a shot of freaking like Amnesia or or not Amnesia uh freaking anesthesia and I was just like I'm okay now I'm feeling good okay I'm going to go take a nap good night and I just out I was out like light what's the worst procedure you've had on you like what's the worst one you you remember like is the one that you wish you would never have to go through again oh when I was well when I was a kid I think I was like six or eight um my mom actually literally carried me to the car because um they only knocked me out halfway while um they said I had too many teeth in my uh in my jaw so they said um we're going to have to get rid of your uh 12-year-old mullers what yeah so I had to get rid of those and uh there there was four of them so I had to do the top tart top part and the bottom part Jesus and I woke up halfway through my surgery and next thing you know I had 10 people holding me down now this was a 8-year-old me like because it's yeah like I'm fully awake and I'm like the pain is starting to hit like I was awake and I found and they were yanking my freaking molers and as a kid you don't know what's going on exactly so I was freaking out cuz the pain and it just it was everything all at once and yeah my mom literally like fireman carried me out cuz I was just oh yeah she gave you a fireman's carry yeah she give you someone drop I literally was just like I I I did not feel good I just like I my my whole body was like shaking I could I did not have the energy to like walk out like she literally carried me to the car because I was just like I was half like halfway [ __ ] up because of the they knocked me out halfway with the anesthesia that's so terrible man like as a kid like you don't they couldn't give me they couldn't give me the dosage because of because I was too young yeah that's true they they could only give me such a they could only give me amount yeah but I was like half like yeah they I woke up halfway through the surgery yeah and had next thing you know I had 10 people holding me down and yeah no it was not a fun time my mom fun at all my mom can tell you about that story well you know what an easier procedure would be if you ever need a tooth extracted from your mouth Austin you play as a guitarist in Jane's Addiction and you'll get a free tooth extraction with a purchase of a fist in your mouth by a drunk Perry barell or Fel and uh you'll be okay you won't have to worry about that ever again it's quick and painless I mean kind of might get a Bren job but it's all right but then again he can't really throw anyways did you see that I mean he he threw fists and didn't really land so you might you might actually have to stand there just a little bit longer and then you might then your tooth might be extracted buto says don't get me wrong I was balling my face off the entire time because I was scared but I honestly didn't feel a thing laugh out loud yeah no like LOL well there's nothing wrong with a little LOL action LOL yeah no I Eric says when I was down in Cambodia there was this little eery that told us the meat was pork but I was there for 2 weeks and never seen a pig the whole time I was there but there was a dwindling cat amount well sounds like Springfield so uh allegedly Cambodia that sounds like the wrong country wouldn't it be Haiti Haiti heiti what is it Cambodia well okay you know what I can actually I used to date a Cambodian check yeah I remember she was the one prancing around her bra that one oh my God yeah she was she was very she was very she she had tequila and all that [ __ ] no not no not titto tequila tequila what did you have I think I had oh God I don't know what I had I think I had like a mix of I don't know was it Jose quvo I think so [ __ ] talk [ __ ] yeah she's a talk [ __ ] one up saying I hey I think a lot of hey I think a lot of I mean yeah no it was just it was bad and I think she kind of made me feel a little bit guilty too there was there was just I don't know there's just something about these women and it's just like I'm just done with the whole like you either got to be honest with me or well that's all we ask I mean it's all I don't use don't use me like it's just that's all I ask it's just like don't use me like a [ __ ] taxi driver Chef oh you're not a taxi driver no why I'm pretty sure I wasn't an Uber driver I'm Uber Dash door Dash yeah no wh dashh Justin nine said so that's your new company that's your new app you're coming out with wh Dash the ho Dash dick them down and dash down yeah and then we can open a taxi business my God yes the what do you got U you got well [ __ ] taxi we got Uber right lift we have lift and then uh we can just do Dash just Dash there you go you know what I'm saying if you want to go somewhere in a [ __ ] quick moment you you get inside of a dash and what you get what you get is a very very eventful drive to your destination Like Crazy Taxi but better you know what I'm saying because what you'll end up hearing is Austin say go to hell and the sound of you might get those you know that's your dash driver with a little I don't care I really don't care shop it yikes don't do it don't do it I'm a virgin it's not good I'm just saying that would be a cool little service you could offer people that's true you know you you you could you know you could get under you could get away with it you work for the government now Austin I know you have contacts and connections you you could totally you could totally just start a business and that yeah you could you could drive people around like crazy to actually get them at a this is a premium PR service I should be a school Defensive Driving uh teacher yeah then I then then I could get away with it 105 miles hour they would they would NE they would never catch me because I'm a school defensive driver and you know there's nothing wrong with a little drifting action you know what I'm saying like Tokyo Drift you'll be dashing around dashing around in this this [ __ ] car yeah you know driving your your your clients and your your people that are in your car at a very high rate of speed for a very high rate of price to get them as quickly as possible and Kim says smash and dash oh he does a lot of that already oh Smash and D oh you know that that would be a oh dude that would be a good like a food uh he likes to smash and dash he smashes a lot of gas smers and [ __ ] oh and dashes okay he's okay he's the dash man that's why he's the dash man right Austin yes it's okay hey there's a lot of different things can do with your name man I know it's so catchy dick dock uh hord Dash uh Smash and dash what else is out there Dash book we can make a dash book account you know what you know what's really funny someone said to me um they had a dream that I would own a um I would own a coffee shop that also sells liquor as well liquor don't even know her dude imagine a bar and a [ __ ] coffee shop yeah it'sa well yeah make like freaking awesome like yeah I like me some Kua I mean I got empty bottle up there in our studio here our set that's right yeah I mean like freaking Irish Bailey and [ __ ] like just like Irish cream man dude I love Irish cream it's so good you know what you know what I'm anticipating coming up to this next season uh Jack Daniel's winterjack win yeah winter Jack is a nice beautiful drink you can just sip on you know sitting by the fire I and uh you know you're just enjoying a good time yeah dude my mom actually just showed me a picture yesterday of uh [ __ ] rum Chana came out with a [ __ ] uh flavor it's called pumpkin spice I did see this I did see this is it good I don't know I never had it I kind of want to try it well maybe we'll have to buy a [ __ ] bottle and try it on the show and do a little review poo we'll be good with it that's the thing like what would I just drink it by itself you don't have to chase it with anything you know you just [ __ ] you just drink it true you know what I'm saying like a good oldfashioned good oldfashioned pumpkin spice yum Chata RumChata going down your throat down your gullet Austin you know sliding down that throat of yours going down the old pipe God damn it's not the first thing you've had sliding down there is it hey hey we're live yeah I feel alive half deaf heartburn but alive this isn't uh only fans come on man no that's Dash fans Dash fans gash fans the gash fans yeah show your gash tell them you know you got to show show them got show everyone your little Gaper there dude whoa that way you can make some good money no it's another business venture dude You' be rolling in the dough you got this [ __ ] you got this taxi cab service going on and you got you got you got an only fans showing that little Gaper everyone's like [ __ ] I don't have a g no yeah you got a Gaper I your [ __ ] is a Gaper dude oh yeah but I don't swing that way hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks 20 bucks a month dude even a anxious emo says only fans all right I got a question for the aall should I or should I not kick uh kick M bomb's ass today let's see what it answers if if it says no you have to open up an only fans account and show that Gaper signs point to yes all right let's do it let's do it title match right on the [ __ ] show we'll do a [ __ ] we'll pull a we'll pull a Jane's Addiction right on the show we'll do it just like them except for better it'll be a better fight we'll make it more interesting we have a table down here couple chairs like a wrestling man do a hardcore match FSE count anywhere [ __ ] no holds C oh my God I just you know not for nothing but would you would you do that if you were down on your luck Austin if you were down on your luck yeah you say your government job for whatever reason the government shuts down and open my [ __ ] you have no you have no job now you have to slot out your [ __ ] your little Gaper would you do it would you pimp that [ __ ] out pimp your own [ __ ] out for a couple dollars a month I mean hey I'll pimp my [ __ ] out but no not my [ __ ] what no no my no my my [ __ ] the only thing that's coming out of my [ __ ] is my [ __ ] that's come on dude just couple pictures here a video there keep your subscribers interested even anxious emo says listen I'm on Memom side only fans is the weirdest place I've ever been but [ __ ] worth it LOL I mean I don't know what's on there to be honest I've never been on it but I could tell you this right now porn well obviously I can tell you this right now um there's people on there making $50,000 a month Austin you could be one of them but just given that sweet sweet sweet sphin if I was a [ __ ] model yeah but I'm no model hey hey there's content for everyone right everyone's interested in something there might be some lonely old man 56 years old his name is I don't know Lionel or something out there just looking at [ __ ] you know he just then he sees he's not into men or anything but then he sees that Dash ass and he just can't help himself cuz he knows that this is the dash man's little Gaper and he knows first off no and I do not $50 a month Austin you could be charging for this listen no I I I I strictly say no because that's not me no Eric says good old rule 34 well sometimes you just got to do what you got to do you know what I'm saying really yeah anxious emo says listen can I tell y'all a story about my only fans real quick absolutely let's dive into it anxious emo we can dive into the only fans I mean I don't know maybe she's showing some gapers and stuff but all I know is Austin this is a good quick Buck we oneway ticket to having a castle and honestly I I dude dude I want if I mean if I'm if I'm going to do an only fans like I'm she can even call to the show if she wants I mean A5 5 622 5619 if you want to tell us your story nothing wrong with that we'd like to we'd like to hear our our fans sweet soothing voices talking about only fans why not do that [ __ ] it but [ __ ] it well do you know two tiers in a bucket right so hey you know I'm just saying if you're down on your luck you got nothing else going on why not open one see where it goes I need a partner and I need someone that's gonna like we Austin we have a partner already for you sitting right over there no yeah no that could totally be that that could be your thing no everyone's got a thing Austin everyone's got a thing everyone has a thing that's not my thing yeah oh it could be your thing no it's not it could literally be your thing no people will love it no that gimmick would be awesome I said no oh yeah I said no you're with a cougar now I said no she's got a scythe I said no we could do photos a little photo SHO shoot nine yeah let me say it in Spanish no what say it in German yeah exactly Eric he says I mean no one is going to know it's you exactly you don't have to put your face in it have you ever thought of that no come on dude people look at this no I'm still not no an Simo says this guy messaged me and ask me for a picture of me just of just me sticking my tongue out as far as I could right you know she goes that was that was it easy money right then this guy had the audacity to tell me that him and his dad got off to it together what the [ __ ] is going on all right let's just read the rest of it before we comment anymore then he says that he's going to buy another pick of the same kind for his dad so they can go again together [ __ ] gross but easy money so send it honestly holy Christ listen I know there's creeps on the internet but that's not me I I don't I don't know what's going on with that story so yikes yeah I do these people live in Wayne County or what what's going on here do they live do they live in [ __ ] uh do they live in uh Alabama probably did you hear about that one guy no I'm sorry that was Ontario County my bad the one guy who was uh caught with a dog you know he was doing some sexual things with a dog with an 18-year-old girl and he had a horse farm yeah yeah I do remember that [ __ ] messed up there's a lot of craziness happening out there Austin there is well anxious emo says Austin I'm a photographer I could do your only fans photos for you and Eric says feet piics can be very profitable as well there you go Austin oh my God you have a couple ideas here to make you some good casola Boku cash you'll be rolling in the dough in no time and you can make photos and videos of that people would love to see that I mean oh my God then you could have like little little like mon specials you know where people can there could be a poll what what would you like to see my Gaper doing now I God damn it why is it got to be my Gaper though why is it got to be my Gaper why can't it just be cuz you know here's the thing Austin you know you don't want to show your face right cuz you I'm I'm not gay all right I'm not saying you're gay what I'm saying is you're trying to earn a quick Buck I'm not doing that to make a quick Buck people like gashes and gapes okay it's a well-known fact I mean you don't care where it comes from right you you go for couches you know some people go for toilet tissue paper rolls you know what I'm saying and if you live in Ontario County you go for dogs yeah you know what you're right yeah you know what you're right but here's the thing though those are for pleasure I'm talking this is for cash you'll be doing this for cash you're not doing this because you're getting off to it you're getting off by the fact that you're getting some cash in your bank account I don't know some people like uh I don't know should I get a tattooed is do they like it hairy who knows you could put some eyes on there make it look like right on your each ass cheek you get some eye it looks like make it look like Cookie Monster dude yes that's your that'll be your thing too like little gimmick right there make your make your make your sphincter talk like Cookie Monster hi it's me Cookie Monster I eat cookies through my [ __ ] I cookies people will pay for this [ __ ] oh my God just so [ __ ] up on so many levels but you know what though people are [ __ ] it doesn't matter it could be [ __ ] birds and cats buying your God damn your your content you're still making a good profit that's true you know what I'm saying that is true Eric says uh Eric says I mean some folks will pay 20 bucks I will write their name on your feet yeah some people really have some [ __ ] weird [ __ ] I mean I was looking back this like back in high school you know you wonder what weird shit's out there right you know you're kind of like like the internet wasn't brand new but it was it had it was like new enough to like okay what's out there you know and apparently there's this [ __ ] [ __ ] thing where like these these dudes on this one Forum were getting off to the fact that these chicks would get in high heels and start crushing Ninja Turtle action figures like that was their thing I think I've heard something like that yeah it was [ __ ] weird man that's okay and like dude like think about that like that I I mean I don't get it but for somebody who like weird likes and I'm not King shaming but really like that's that's what gets you going I feel like people that's uh the the people that are in defeat are the same kind of people that's tell like tall women with very very high heels or like you know combat boots or whatever to say step on me I'm like I don't know if that's de uh that's you know you're degrading yourself or masochism masochism or that's you got you got some uh you got some uh feet fetish or whatever and it was funny I I saw I saw a picture I saw Fu I saw a [ __ ] up picture of um it was uh it looked like what one of those sex dolls but it's a [ __ ] foot and then someone like they shaped the bot like the heel of it look like a [ __ ] like a vagina dude I was just like what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] nothing wrong with a good foot Austin but when you got is this is this what you people like to get off to is this is what you think of when when you got a when you got a gash in the in the foot like that that's a little [ __ ] weird that that's yeah especially it looks like a [ __ ] like it looks like a [ __ ] vagina like what what do you got going on there you know what I'm saying like what's what who okay so who thinks of these [ __ ] ideas who comes like Who's the artist that's drawing this out before they go ahead and and make it a real someone in Vegas you never know oh yeah it's got to be Vegas there's always those people in the west coast man dude it's it's Vegas and well it's it's crackheads too too like you you get them in ly Avenue oh that's true that's that's ain't that the facts anxious emo says I did block this one dude though he was asking for oh Jesus Christ okay this is the worst I don't care what Kink you got but I'm going to Kink shame this one vomit and [ __ ] humiliation pictures yeah no that's the thing she says I would have charged his entire retirement fund for that [ __ ] out of here I have my limits I'll K shame that all the all all day every day what in the world brings it to to your attention where you're into [ __ ] and vomit I mean peeing is bad in itself but it's it's it's kind of like okay that's probably like as bad as you could probably get as dirty but the [ __ ] and the vomit like what are you doing what is that the smell alone again what are you doing again again oh my God there's a king for everything I get it and a lot of I feel like a lot like a lot of that [ __ ] comes from trauma because we're the kind of people that we make you know we turn all our traumas into Kinks ain't that the [ __ ] truth so what sparks that to be an interest in someone's life what's going on in your life that's so bad that you're into literal [ __ ] and vomit that's really trauma so I don't [ __ ] know you never know Kim says on a sincere level Austin you'll find the right one and when it's totally unexpected focus on you bud that's true Austin you will that's what I'm doing man no just keep doing your thing Eric says they have them that they have them on that the an that ankle that the ankle is insertable oh brother yeah that's what I was talking about um dude that shit's so [ __ ] d g 2g1 c is an intro to Dutch corn I don't know what that means so I'm a little uneducated on what that is and anxious emo says you can have all your trauma and keep it over there yeah seriously I mean that when you have [ __ ] and vomit just as I know what he's trying I know what he's trying to say what's he trying to say is he trying to call you something no I think I know what he's trying to say it's not something um I don't know if we can talk about it on YouTube but he's he's I think he was trying to like you know now we're looking up some weird [ __ ] oh my God why are we seeing this [ __ ] man your dude your wife is going to have so many questions uh like after this show well I got to show people where people we're talking about yeah okay there's a couple of them right here yeah yeah those are the ones this is so gross I saw that I was just like see this is what you Fe what you pe what you Fe Fe kinks are into I've seen this one before I've seen I've this is but this is like out of control like nobody nobody should be looking at this but hey we're going to show you what we're talking about if you don't no oh my God no look at this thing like look at this like what is going on here that shit's so Nast who designed this why are you designing this why then I have so many questions dude what were the people think YouTube going to love us for this oh my god dude what were people [ __ ] think about when we when they were making this [ __ ] um they were thinking about absolutely nothing Austin they were thinking that they needed some most the most ridiculous thing possible to be utilized in such a very sexual manner hey I mean like look at I mean look at uh [ __ ] uh have you seen hell of a boss no oh it's so good it's it's actually a good series to watch on YouTube if you if you go check it out um but dude they had a [ __ ] huge like just a r like a huge like collection of just nothing but sex toys and I'm just like out of all the [ __ ] sex toys out there that That nelf and Eric was saying uh two girls one cup is an intro to Dutch porn so that's apparently a thing that the Dutch oh yeah I was going to say two girls in one cup yeah yeah the Dutch are into that huh oh yeah after watching that I was like you know I really don't want to go to Cold Stone for a long time yeah because you think about that not for the ice cream no you look at chocolate ice cream you never look at it the same again you watch yeah you watch that video and you're scarred for life I don't care who you are we should we should get a reaction video in here oh yeah we should get a reaction video I think one of my you know what's really funny yeah do you want to know how I I I I actually saw the video I remember watching this when I was a kid want to know how I found out about this how you find out about it okay so uh so I have so now they are my longtime best friends uh one of them made me an Uncle uh remember that my my Marine dude uh Adam I [ __ ] love him love you dude if you're watching this um I remember him and uh my neighbor uh we actually all went to well he went to he was in the same grade as I am and uh went to the same high school together dude was really chill and I remember we were just chilling hanging out playing like freaking swords and [ __ ] we were just hanging out whatever we were young and my buddies were just like hey you want to see something really [ __ ] up because like because they just discovered and we like this I think this is like the start of the whole two girls in one coup I was like what are we watching I was like and then it's like oh okay okay two girls are making out it's like oh look at that oh they're getting some ice cream and [ __ ] then next thing you know these girls are like starting to strip it's like oh okay okay okay okay she's singing out her o okay okay this is going to get really interesting and then she starts like open up her [ __ ] and then starts [ __ ] in the [ __ ] cone I'm like what is this [ __ ] no no no and then it just it just got worse and worse and worse and I'm like nope I ain't doing nope nope not do never doing that again yeah did you hear about Shannon this guy named Shannon sharp huh did you hear about this guy named Shannon sharp no I have not not heard about Shannon sharp oh boy so there's a uh he had his Instagram live going and I don't know I want to get your take on this like is somebody you know so when you go on Instagram live don't you like purposely do it set it up ready to go I never go on Instagram Live use it but yeah yeah get it all you would know it was on before you logged off right you would know dude Instagram is on some [ __ ] though I will say that have you seen some of the [ __ ] Instagram posts that like the [ __ ] up like memes and [ __ ] and okay there's a trend on [ __ ] all right I want I want you to I'm going to play this for you because this is I'm I'm I'm already putting the [ __ ] headphones down because Shannon sharp uh yeah I mean just the guy he had his Instagram live up and didn't know he was masturbating no he wasn't masturbating atin or was he [ __ ] he was doing the dirty deed he was definitely doing the [ __ ] was it a fan or was it I don't know all we know is that the all we know is that the lady's name is Michelle we don't know who that is to him just trying to get this uh system something's going on it doesn't matter I mean hey but I mean you do you right but when you have Instagram followers and all that stuff just listen you're live doing that [ __ ] so this is what was happening hey there's some people that like flash on Twitch so I mean that's my Michelle Michelle oh this is just a [ __ ] parity video but it's it's basically the same I don't know anyways I'm not going to keep looking for this [ __ ] thing they have all kinds YouTube always has to drown out the real videos right with these [ __ ] just I don't know they they have like 14 minute long videos yeah but they were like yeah no no but anyways yeah he got he basically got caught having sex on Instagram live oh the video is up there you can look at I'm not going to keep looking for it but anyways could you imagine that like Austin what would you do if you found that out your Instagram live your Tik Tok live whatever my life would be over like you're you're doing the dirty and then all of a sudden like you have all your my life would flash before my eyes literally like i' be a dead man yeah dude I be a doctor no seriously like come on like like especially what if you have wife and kids and [ __ ] like I don't know man I don't know if he does I want to show it man but they have all these like talk shows and blah blah blah and yada yada like 37 minutes Jesus Christ yeah no I wouldn't wor I wouldn't worry about it but I want to I want to show you this because it's it's absolutely insane but can't find it right well they got it all drowned out with all these [ __ ] vide everyone's talking about Jes yeah well you know who it is it's sharp so I mean like he's going to try and do everything he can to like make sure no one sees that [ __ ] you know I mean like oh no I'm pretty sure it's up there but I just Austin what would you do if that was you if I was in Sharp's position yeah well if I had the money and I can like get away with it I wouldn't have a problem I mean I'd be stressed but I wouldn't have a problem but no my life if that was like me personally like my life would FL oh my life would flash before my eyes what flash your eyes it'd be over you're done you would you ever go on Tik Tok again nah [ __ ] that no no more Tik Tok I I I would literally like live in a secluded area Jesus what hell are you dropping over there no idea what the [ __ ] was that but anyways yeah that's um oh you only Jesus Christ these videos are I can't even find it everyone's got some dumb [ __ ] they want to yeah they put a they put a fake this is what I hate about YouTube they they force you to do [ __ ] thumbnails in order to you know be click baity M oh you'll get you more views and then you go on here like oh that must be the video for thanks for the Gizzy and well basically and then you go and click on it and some schmuck in some weird [ __ ] AI photo and he's got some fake mustache and afro and glasses on trying to talk to you it's not even the real video but anyways yeah that's embarrassing as [ __ ] if you're if you're Shannon sharp and you're out there but here's my question do you think it was done on purpose do you think it was by Design I'm trying to figure out a way of how you wouldn't realize it was not on I would think um like if the wife knew he was cheating on her yeah or you all right what happened yeah I'm good I was just like just trying to get myself situated getting situated like me in math class but yeah no I mean like I feel like that was I mean it could be a setup like someone's trying to get him in trouble or his wife trying to get back at him because he knew she was cheating I don't [ __ ] know all right come on it's got to be it man Jesus Christ they put the [ __ ] picture of it and then they Yap over it again again I mean Jesus this is you're not going to find the original video I yeah this is all just trash YouTube has become and I don't care if we're on YouTube or not I mean it's just it's just garbage you're not going to like again I hear it and it's just yapping it's like just shut up and just put the pr he's done everything he could to make sure that video Never dud no that's not even close to possible once it's on the Internet it's on the internet uh it's on the internet dude you can't get rid of it I don't care what you do but it's an Instagram live that some people don't record that [ __ ] oh they recorded it they recorded it dude uh oh Jesus anyways no none of them are real dude but it's just you get what I'm talking about the guy if you can find it you'll find it I'm not going to keep [ __ ] looking but anyways that's embarrassing [ __ ] I think it's I think it was done by Design though I think it's to get him back into the the fold you know what I mean like people are talking about him radio stations are talking about him news sites are talking about him YouTubers are talking about him we're talking about him and anxious emo says there's no way nobody recorded it no it's out there I watched I watched this thing I listened to it and now I can't find it for whatever reason of course I uh should have saved it but I wasn't really planning on talking about it but then I was like well [ __ ] it we're going to talk about it but yeah I I just think that was done by Design I I think there's part of maybe I'm just cynical Austin maybe I'm just cynical these days but I really do believe that this was by Design oh I believe so too you think so yeah no yeah I feel like that's a lit because no one [ __ ] records their [ __ ] sex live unless because the beginning of the video unless they were making money off it at the beginning of the video if you can ever find it anyways um it looks like he puts the phone down well don't you think that or at least he's he's it looks like he's starting the live I don't know it just looks weird and then to like not realize your phone is literally live live with people I mean you must have gotten done picked up your phone like what the [ __ ] like you look at it like are you serious mhm homie wants this video so bad well I just it's it's hilarious cuz the way it's going down she even like she even clears her throat real quick and then goes back to the moaning at one point he's like oh yeah that's my Michelle like I'm not going to [ __ ] keep looking for this photo video but it's it is definitely one to watch and and just shake your head and go how do you miscalculate your live being on or off it's probably on Instagram like when we when we leave when we sign off the show I know that we're done being live cuz I click end stream it's over and that's it for him how do you how do you just not I don't know that's not paying attention yeah I think it was more or less just a either not paying attention or just and and if you're this Michelle chick what do you think do you get are you pissed off about it I yeah I'd be scared because the whole world's literally hearing this this girl this woman Michelle during a sexual encounter I mean what is what do you think man like she's got to be pissed oh absolutely I I just pissed embarrassed like all the above yeah it's it's you look at that and go Jesus Christ man like say because everybody knows the dash man on [ __ ] Tik Tok right everybody you got how many followers on there now 1 million 15 just not not 15 followers no 15K I mean I think so I haven't been on I haven't been on there much it's just because of like just I've been dealing my [ __ ] so well anxious emo says I mean if I was Michelle and my face and body were never shown then [ __ ] it well that's basically what happened CU all you see is the ceiling or the bed po or the table I don't know you see nothing though you don't see anything going on you just hear it all you just you just hear her moaning and you hear him going oh yeah that's myelle that's my Michelle and and she's in there she's you know she's got a and then she goes back to the moan and yeah that sounds a little bit suspicious a little bit Justin Justin says it was Michelle Obama oh my God hey could you imagine if that was a [ __ ] could you imagine if that was the uh uh stand here for you today uh I have the missile strikes uh launch codes shut the [ __ ] up and I'm going to just imagine [ __ ] Barack Obama finding out and he's like be well he'd get the I got the launch codes so you can [ __ ] off well I don't think he's got the launch codes now Austin I mean he's not in there now he's not in there now no no I would laugh though if he did what if you still you would you would laugh if if Barack Obama still the launch codes even though he's not a president anymore every never know every president every former president has launch codes could you imagine that you never know Clinton's got it George Bush we all know how he was during his presidency Twin Towers went down um I swear I didn't slept with that woman you know all the choice I don't even want to get into politics but all the choices we have now have been literal dog [ __ ] I mean what's the worst that Bill Clinton did in his presidency Austin uh get laid basically like that was it like as a kid you remember in the 9s um I never had SE sexual relations with that woman he was [ __ ] some [ __ ] I mean like listen and I can't it wasn't just some [ __ ] Austin it was an intern named yeah oh yeah Monica Linsky you forgot didn't you yeah oh my God are you getting Alzheimer's here a little bit getting old timer's disease anyway little bit anyway now we have a leral zombie W walking around in our country and then you got this other guy who you know he's just looks like a [ __ ] I don't know Dorito or whatever you want to call it and then now you got kamla Harrison there who says she's going to do all these things on day one and she's already in office and and then we had Mitt Romney run for president who boldface claimed at one point that he wanted women to get paid less and just all these different candidates we've had over the last decade or so and I'm just like really why are we choosing the worst [ __ ] evils that's my [ __ ] that's just it Austin we've gotten so comfortable to the point where we're okay we're spoonfed these two choices every election and I [ __ ] dread it you know being somebody in the middle I look left and I look right and I go you're not offering anything that I'm willing to [ __ ] vote for I look left and I look right I'm just like there there you go here you go cuz you ain't doing the [ __ ] right thing [ __ ] just and then like you know it just Everyone's an uproar I think social media is the epitome of like absolutely uh it's social media it's gotten worse because like don't you remember society as a whole like it's just like it's just the generation of like what we grew up with I mean like it's I I mean people say like it's our grandparents and well well they just spoiled their kids and [ __ ] like that I mean yeah I mean some I mean like some parents are like they're a little bit hardheads but like they don't [ __ ] do any I don't know like I remember back in 2000 you know when the um El Gore and George Bush went at it and all that stuff like back then the internet didn't have Facebook or Myspace or any of that [ __ ] yet so but we didn't know what was going on behind closed doors no you never do Austin that's the thing you know you got all these different weird things going on in in the world let alone our government but like you know yeah okay George Bush won okay yeah all right it sucks right but everyone goes on with their life right nobody was on Facebook cuz it didn't exist yet nobody was telling everyone they should go hang themselves in their mother's basement they didn't tell you like they didn't bully you for liking one side of the next now it's like so polarized it is you like one thing oh you're you're against us [ __ ] you bye it's just it's just a terrible world we live in right now and what are we what are we saying to our kids at that point like you know what I mean like watchh your back basically you on survival mode constantly like no [ __ ] that but our world's so different like even 20 years ago which was 2004 I don't remember everything being so effed up as it is now you know now we got weird ass president candidates we we got foot fleshlights we have two girls one cup videos going around m I mean so much has happened in the last 20 years but so much has happened in the last six years anxious OS since I mean he did get injected with amnesia remember anesthesia oh oh oh oh am okay I I see never mind no cuz I I already forgot I accidentally said uh anesthesia I meant meant to say anesthesia but I almost said Amnesia you did didn't you yeah that was me that was yeah I I done go wait you did that you said that I think I did I think I did oh whoops is that why you forgot you forgot you forgot Monica Lewinsky's name it's Austin when did 911 happen September 11th well year was the year 2000 or 2001 really oh no I forgot like I said dude no like I said my brain is literally like 2001 dude it's been 23 years we just passed three days ago we just passed the 23rd uh 23rd uh an you know anniversary anniversary yes listen as you get older sometimes you forget certain things okay I think that's a well you know shut the [ __ ] up I think the Alzheimer's is coming in man you know what I'm saying okay why okay if if it is then why can't I just get rid of the bad ones okay why do I got to why you got to remember the bad no cuz you got to remember the bad ones that's how life works you know nothing you so you ever have a good day lots of things was going on when I was a kid so I mean like God knows what I was going through and I didn't really give a [ __ ] you ever have a good day you know and it starts off when you're a kid you have good days and you know the next day or the little bit couple days after that's like one of the worst days you've ever had mhm you know what I'm saying but now as an adult when you have a very good day everything's Flawless you go on a trip with the family everything's good everyone's happy you know having a good time and then the day after that you're you're dreading the day after that because you're like all right I know it's time to pay up I had a good day and sure as [ __ ] you know some real [ __ ] hits the fan you know you might get in a fist fight at the grocery store might lose your job your car might get stolen because it's AA or A Hundai um and this is all the price to pay Austin because you had a good day the day before you know you went out with your family you got a couple cones of ice cream they call it the [ __ ] Austin the [ __ ] and you know every time that I have a good day I always keep it in the back of my mind something's yeah I'm G to have to pay for too quiet and you're just like something's going to happen like I I just have a gut feeling I don't know where it's going to happen but it's just I have a gut feeling I got to pay for this now yep yep it's just like man I'm on this like High like just yeah everything's going great everything's going well for me everything is why is everything going great so far and this is this something's going to happen at some point and it's going to it's going to really backfire on me it'd be like going to a restaurant and there's a huge menu full of delicious meals but there's no prices you just you pick whatever you want you eat that [ __ ] meal right it's beautiful dinner you've had the best it's literally the best food you've ever had come back and it's like $200 no no no it's not $200 it's a [ __ ] mortgage I'm talking $250,000 for this meal and now now at this point God damn you're like wait a minute hold on you didn't know what the uh outcome was going to be it's just like when you have a good day you don't know what the outcome's going to be you just know that you're going to pay the price eventually for that good day you had yep now you ever notice like when you have a real shitty day you never get you never get anything out of that like it happens and either it goes away and things get better or it just gets completely worse with a good day you really are going to [ __ ] pay for it like that's that's if God's out there that's his way of that's that's his way of saying that's his way of saying here I'm gonna give you this but remember I'm God and I'm GNA [ __ ] you over in the end yeah it's just like hey I'm you're going to enjoy this but um I can easily take it away from you you can't and he will he'll rip it away bye an emo says Austin I already don't remember anything because I drank all my brain cells away LOL my brain is nothing but a slice of Swiss cheese hey let's go wow you're cheering for that she's got swiss cheese brain and you're cheering for this no but I'm I mean like I hey I'm I'm in the same boat okay so it's like I get it and Justin nominee says money's nothing to dash once that Gaper gets exposed hey that's some Gaper money dude hey you could pay for that no problem you have the best dinner of your life $250,000 ain't nothing no one wants to see that a few gapes a few gapes here and there yeah especially after having a freaking IBS episode no thank you well some people are into that you just saw anxious emo say that she had somebody offer money vomiting [ __ ] for some vomiting [ __ ] video so don't sit there and say nobody wants to see that cuz people want to see something people that are into that [ __ ] got off of [ __ ] two girls in one cup I swear to [ __ ] Christ hey yo Justin Nomine says the Naples gape f i i [ __ ] I love you and hate you at the same [ __ ] we got to get these guys on the show soon oh my God we got I think they already they understood the assignment Austin Justin's already love them but God damn it Justin already understood the assignment God damn it mles gape fast Gap F so instead of the grapes now they got the gapes oh my God you are in for a treat my dude you go to the Naples uh gape Fest and you're going to be seeing gapers everywhere oh my god did you imagine that everyone's down there in [ __ ] Naples with no pants on just spreading their gapes about oh my God that's that's how you say hello to everyone when you're down there God it's like freaking it's like that one scene from Ace vura with when when he bends over and [ __ ] you get your [ __ ] wine slushy Austin and then you're walking around you're Milling around with the family right your mom's by your side your stepdads you know you're out there you're out there with no pants on and to say hello to everyone you're just you just without even saying a word you just turn around bend over and spread those cheeks [ __ ] wide and open and that's how you greet that's how you GRE that's how you greet everyone at the Naples Gap Fest yeah especially and then you turn around you turn around your mom says do you want it hot God hey leave my mother out of this but I'm just saying like you what world are we living in that could be a possibility it's like Black Mirror yeah you know what I mean you go to a different alternate universe you're like oh yeah I love Naples it's cool place you know Little Fall Festival action go get a wine slushie everyone's out there with their [ __ ] holes just pointing right at you oh my god dude what if you go into like a like a like like that that kind of Festival but like that kind of Festival when you're when you want to get like but they and all they serve is like chocolate ice cream well that's how they get you they they and someone like slapped like a picture of like an ass cheeks like someone spreading their ass cheeks under right where the uh the faucet of the ice cream like comes out like the chocolate ice cream so it looks like it's taking as [ __ ] yeah it's like that episode of South Park when they're shoving food up their ass that's how they get it they shove ice cream they shove ice cream and they puke out poop yeah no they just [ __ ] it right back out into your face it's like when somebody bofs a a goddamn alcoholic beverage you know anxious emo says Austin if the mood ever strikes you and you do end up deciding to give it a try I will say gape shots do pay just saying listen you're learning from the best Austin she's got an only fans she's very experienced I'm not into doing business spreading my cheeks she's doing business fans and she's helping you get business here live on the show some business advice no thank you I appreciate it but no thank you but Austin you know no thank you you could actually start the Naples gape Fest I [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] toss something at you I swear to God H you can have a whole bunch of [ __ ] being vendors for you you know what I'm saying only only grapes well only gapes I mean you I [ __ ] Christ yeah but you know you could have vendors out there selling [ __ ] jewelry like little butt plugs that you know have little [ __ ] diamonds in them and [ __ ] they have little bazzles on the on them obsidian uh yeah anal yeah yeah yeah anal plugs anal plugs you know ones with the tail anal beads yes but that's all the vendors you get like for for like jewelry and [ __ ] and all [ __ ] Play Just [ __ ] stuff just [ __ ] Play Just ass stuff yeah lot of dildos lot of yeah everything all kinds of dild anything you can think of that has to do with a gape it's there including food anything to do with a hole Yeah you know what I'm saying like a dut well yeah you could you could do something with that you can utilize that in some way absolutely you know if you get a little Innovative you can use a donut to make it look like a butt cheek no you you could you could put it around the gape when you're in some play you know and you could you could really utilize that in a very Innovative way I mean you know what you're right you know anxious emo says hey just an entrepreneur just one entrepreneur to the other lol well I appreciate the confidence but no we're just trying to lift you up here man we're we're confident in you to to be able to do a good thing here you could really start some real groundbreaking [ __ ] no still no hey you'd be one step ahead of everyone else that's true but you know still no think about it they'll make memes for you about you they'll make memes you know that one meme where the Joker in the mirror looking at himself here I am going to work and the dash man showing his [ __ ] for millions of dollars who's the clown [Laughter] now [ __ ] you I love you but [ __ ] you one step ahead of everyone else man I swear to God well oh man what do I know just some dumb [ __ ] behind a microphone H makes two of [Laughter] us hey hey that's but that's why we like like to make people laugh and that's that's the whole point of this man we're just having a [ __ ] good time talking about some [ __ ] and then uh we we get on to these little uh tangents that make people maybe maybe smile or two I don't know I don't know cuz [ __ ] it that's what we need we need smiles more often I need Smiles sometimes yeah and you know what I was kind of feeling like yeah like I said like I've been feeling like [ __ ] but you know what having a few laps with him is always like the best thing it's like the best medicine to have you know yeah you know when you're with the homies and you're just like chilling shooting the [ __ ] like yeah yeah which by the way you still need to check out my new apartment I know got get over there yes please because don't break your phone God damn it well your phone's like 10 years old anyways you need a new one Jesus ain't that the [ __ ] truth Justin says uh Dash I'm sorry brother I'm just being a couch viewer and talking [ __ ] well he's talking [ __ ] too through his ass through his Gap hey hey hey I still love you man like hey you had us on you're you're a one cool dude thank you for just being a great host I mean both of you guys honestly like I really had a lot of fun Austin are you are you planning on getting a new phone soon you've had that since we met man yeah no I I dude it's I do plan on getting a new phone I've gone through I think three or four different phones since we've met and you got the same [ __ ] one I mean is that how's that thing even still alive it's the [ __ ] out of me dude no I mean how like how long's your battery how long's your battery last yet I mean you have that thing Tethered to a charger a lot of the time yeah it's not it doesn't hold much you know the average uh lifespan of a smartphone is like two three years maybe four if you're lucky I mean my parents just got new phones and they had theirs since I think 2020 I think they had it for four years I was I was like that that's pretty good it's pretty good amount of time you You're Still rocking this thing man I I don't know how your phone's still holding up I'm I'm on a family plan and my both me and my mom and she she's in due for a phone I'm in due for a phone like we're both ino for a phone like we're because we're under a family I'm under a family plan and she's and my mom's the one that's you know obviously covering covering my phone bill and [ __ ] like that but like honestly it's it's it's her like even her iPhone is older than mine it's like her she has an iPhone 8 oh my God what are they on going on 16 now yeah like yeah no it's due for a new phone but like we don't have we both don't have like $600 you know lying to spend for a [ __ ] another iPhone cuz that's that's how much it's going to be they're ridiculous these days it is and that it's like I like this one because it has it's the only one that has a [ __ ] home phone is that an iPhone yeah see I was asking yeah it's an iPhone which iPhone is it uh iPhone 8 plus my God it's an 8 plus yeah you're eight years behind I know oh my God I know I know I can understand like being like three years you know but eight how did I'm surprised that it lasted you this long D dude hey dude I'm actually impressed I'm like impressed you have the same phone and it didn't like the screen didn't shoot [ __ ] the bed the battery's still somewhat [ __ ] working I took it hey I take good care of my my technology you take you take good care of your those phones can last a long like a la lifetime if you take good care of it you know and that a lot of people do a that the trth anxious emo says it's an iPhone and it's still alive impressive yeah I agree anxious email I mean I I use I haven't I've had Samsung's now for almost 10 years because I used to have like the Motorola Razor Max I had that I had the Droid Bionic I had the HTC Thunderbolt HTC do they even make any phones anymore I don't think I've ever heard of an HTC phone ever again oh my God man I I don't think I've ever heard of them I haven't heard them in like forever yeah cuz I remember when I was a kid I had uh when I was 15 I had um I had the flip phone for AT&T and then I had nv3 for when I started for Ryon and then I switched to iPhone yeah and then like you used to hear about Droid and all that you don't hear about them now it's Google pixel y you got Samsung in there you got the Chinese uh T-mobile well that's just the carrier I'm talking about the phone makes oh yeah phone makers and all that wasn't there one where you can like literally fold your phone yeah are new now yeah yeah those things are dope as [ __ ] it's a it's a smart glass too I'm like holy [ __ ] my parents got this uh the Samsung one that's like a tablet it full it looks like a regular phone and it folds out in like a like a tablet display it looks pretty cool I asked him I said that's dope as [ __ ] I told him I said let me know how you like that because you know I'm not due for a phone right now I'd say give it another two three years whenever they tell me I can trade my phone in for a good good deal I'll I'll do it again but uh cuz I I actually just got the uh the new Samsung watch Ultra nice and this thing's pretty cool yeah I got the pit boy on there and everything look got the pit boy oh oh yeah little p oh that's that's dope as [ __ ] yep I got my my pit boy on there that's cool I like that it's got Google integration I was rolling with the Galaxy watch 3 for a while which I've had that for four years so I was like it's time but um yeah like so there's this uh the fold phones the Chinese uh what the hell's the name of it I don't remember but it got banned in America well now they have a 3,000 something dollar phone that will fold one way and fold the other way it like th folds in three different ways so pretty dope so pretty much $1,000 for each fold you know you know what that actually makes a lot more that makes a lot of sense why it would be that expensive because you know what that's that's a very unique design and you yeah yeah but like you don't hear about like blackberry's gone I think I think blackberry's gone Windows doesn't make phones anymore I think they fail uh yeah I I mean you just again you hear Google pixel Samsung and iPhone those like the three three Heavy Hitters that you only hear about anymore yeah that's it Sony doesn't I don't even think Sony makes a phone no I don't think so they used to but anyways uh yeah I mean i' I've rolled with Samsung I've never owned an iPhone I've never owned an Apple product never even had an iPod back in the day really never had an iPod I never had an iPod either I I mean I had mp3s and [ __ ] like that but um I use my PSP when I uh would listen to music I just put but as soon as I got my iPhone like I was I was using that as my like my music yeah anxious emo says the first her first phone was a Motorola flip phone before the razor yep that's what I had I think it was like a it was like a flip phone yeah uh I've been with Samsung for years but here's the thing like the cameras on these phones phenomenal oh yeah um you see well you've seen the pictures I've taken right yeah like mine mine are actually pretty nice for an eight yeah they actually take pretty good uh photos for [ __ ] iPhone 8 I mean just think about that because like a lot of Technology back then didn't have that yet and then Samsung did a lot of things recently within the last few years they upgraded their cameras I got the s23 ultra that camera is pretty pretty damn nice yeah and it's like I've SE I've seen so many people with like the pictures and it's like Pitch Perfect I'm like Jesus [ __ ] Christ will whatever be whatever be better than a DSLR or a mirrorless camera no no no I I prefer taking photos like real photos with my cameras like that but um but I'll utilize it I'll utilize the [ __ ] out of those phone photos there's nothing wrong with that the camera on those things are nice MH you know what I'm saying but what do I know you know I just think that a lot of people like to gatekeep they also like to gape keep Gap keep yeah I see what you did there but um you know there's there's some people out there that'll that'll [ __ ] about you as a photographer even if you're doing it as like a A hobbyist or whatever right they'll [ __ ] about oh hey you know that's that doesn't count it's it's not a it's not a smartphone it's not a real camera so you're your photo's garbage or whatever they'll [ __ ] talk [ __ ] about it it's like they'll always say oh you didn't get the right angles you didn't get the not even that they'll like oh you know that's a camera phone right it's not as good as a DSLR or Mir whatever dude excuse me Mr money Banks okay you can afford it good for you yeah but here's the thing like if you're out and about right you're not going to be carrying your camera around or your camera equipment around everywhere you go yeah say you're out in the middle of nowhere and you find this beautiful spot you don't have your camera gear and you have your phone that'll take a nice [ __ ] photo you just go there's an opportunity here I can have a beautiful photo but I only because my phone not it's not people are going to [ __ ] about it so I'm not going to dig it or do you just say [ __ ] that taking this nice photo what do you do I just say [ __ ] it and take a nice photo yeah exactly some people [ __ ] about that and and if they if they're GNA [ __ ] about that then they you know I'd say like dude you need to like chill the [ __ ] out because you know what the nuts call call a day yeah like you know what nothing has to be Pitch Perfect oh and it's like that's another thing too I feel like like the reason why they want to like they want to judge you on your camera so they can like either judge based off like your you know like oh do you what kind of what kind of money is he spending oh he's he sent a picture oh it's not as good of a quality as my phone or this phone or or this camera it's like who gives a [ __ ] dude you upload them to Facebook or Instagram they [ __ ] down the quality anyways the quality is not as good as the actual photo itself yeah you know what I'm saying yeah no I I completely agree saves and bandwidth and space and [ __ ] on their websites but if you go if you go through my phone like my photos are pretty damn good but it's like if you if I upload them through Facebook and [ __ ] it's it's it's garbage yeah and seeo says before I got my Nikon I used my Samsung Galax Galaxy S5 and then the S8 I like the camera quality on Samsung phones because when I don't have my Nikon on me I'll use my phone absolutely use them why not what's wrong with that why yeah why not use the phone it's not it's not I mean Google pixels their [ __ ] phones are great their cameras are amazing yeah they got some good ass photos on or cameras on there take good good ass photos but you know I just look at it like this use whatever you got doesn't matter what it is it what counts is who's using it it's not about the gear all the time I mean sometimes yes mostly about the person behind it but I digress you know everyone's got a gate keep somewhere you know Austin's gapek keeper so he's a he's not a gape shower he's a sharer he's a gatekeeper keeps it to himself yes doesn't want to earn that sweet sweet money it's not worth it okay oh STD is ain't it [ __ ] STDs what are you doing you sharing the camera with other people and shoving it in your ass like what's going on there how do you get STDs from that I don't know okay I don't know I don't know I don't know either but we're uh over two and a half hours at this point in uh in stream time going to wrap everything up um next week uh we're not going to be on my wife's birthday is happening I want to spend some time with her a lot should yeah a lot of time needs to be you know you know so keep your eyes and ears open for the next time we go live I don't know what that is and next and next time you'll see me or uh this thing will be shaded in you're going to have to show every one I will I will definitely show one Zelda on your arm it is not Zelda it is elard is from castania get it right yeah Zelda Link why does everyone say it's Link and Zelda Simon's Quest I don't know doesn't matter either which way it's a Nintendo character right Konami Technic technically but yeah okay all right so you're going to get Pikachu colored in yep okay his name is now Pikachu yep but in the meantime you can always check us out on Facebook share like and follow go ahead and do that help us get a reach make sure you share your boys and girls post here because us on behalf of the whole crew would enjoy that and uh go to YouTube like subscribe hit the Bell you know cuz that's what we uh we always recommend doing so that way you can uh get the notifications when we go live and upload new content and all that good stuff right always have helps to get you involved and and and informed and all the above [ __ ] feels weird doing this whole show with one headphone on one ear and the other one off y because I don't want to ruin my hearing in my right ear yeah know feeling weird but I got to do this because if I don't yeah you give your ear a break yeah yeah that sucks I'm sorry dude it's all right but um that emo uh anxious emo says happy early birthday to Mrs embomb yes yes yes happy early birthday she's catching up to uh your boys now she's now she's going to be my age yep that's right it's her dirty 30s so uh happy birthday to my wife we're going to have to do hey if you well hey if you're going to celebrate uh come uh come to my uh come to my uh area neck of the woods uh we'll we'll do some bar hopping and we'll oh that might might happen uh someone's watching Harrison next weekend so hey if if you guys do a little bit of bar hopping down here give me a call I'll [ __ ] I'll cuz I let's think about it let's do it I owe you guys all her shot yeah that'd be cool I mean she doesn't really drink birthday shot let's go dude I guess so I got before we sign off I got these uh I got these new earpads for this this these monitors because they other ones were falling apart as you know oh yeah and every time I'd log sign off I'd go upstairs my wife's like what's all this black sh on your ears I go well the headphones they've been used for almost 10 years and yeah the the rubber coming off so I I got these new ones and these were a son of a [ __ ] to put on let me tell you really they were a bastard to put on but I put them on but now like I just I was messing with it just a moment ago and I'm like doing this with it and it squeaks every time I do that I was like I thought I think I heard that can you can you make it can you hear it a little bit yeah yeah yeah I can hear it a little bit happening with these things so I I think it's just the air from the uh the the foam and [ __ ] yeah the foam you know what I mean that's funny though little weird but um yeah I'm glad these are brand new like it feels good but yeah well uh we are going to sign off here in just a moment here so uh we love you all and uh we're not going to be on next week so don't don't expect us to be on but keep your eyes and ears open for the next time we will be on and uh hopefully Charlie can make the next next one you know what I'm saying cuz he was supposed to be here tonight yes we miss you buddy yeah you know it's uh sometimes you wake up and you don't feel well and I get it I mean look dude it happens to all all of us I feel yeah but and we should definitely do like a remote show too I was just thinking that I would love to do one so if any of you on there want to guest in you can just do it from home you don't even have to come in you just do it from the uh you got a microphone and Camera you're good to go you can make a remote yeah I got my yeah I got my uh razor uh headphone and it comes with it's attached to like a mic so and Discord so and plus I got my webcam so I'm good yeah that'd be cool make it happen you know what I'm saying [ __ ] yeah make it happen yeah but thank you for listening thank you for watching live and for anyone that's watching or listening after the fact thank you for tuning in either either which way it's much appreciated um we love you guys we do love you all and uh Austin you got anything last before you want to sign off um I think I just want to say that you know just love yourself focus on yourself and you know what we're GNA we're you know it's it's starting to become tough times and it's you know what but we're going to get through it together and just stay positive stay you know work on yourself heal whatever wounds you're going through but just know that we're going to get through this in the end okay yeah I feel like I think I think that's what we all need to hear is is just said just know that we love you you're gorgeous nice butt and we'll see we'll definitely see you next time and that is what kashes says you know what I'm saying kashes say kashes You must love self nice butt there you go nice Gap nice gape that's all you got to say everything's good and all I got to say is you know we'll be back at some point so just keep your eyes and ears open we love you all and uh stay strong out there stay strong and uh don't [ __ ] around with um weird foot flashlights just weird just weird yeah right you know what I'm saying so just saying brother yep and uh yeah this is the m bomb effect so have a good night have a great rest of your week Austin love you guys bye bye well there goes the neighborhood it's a good thing no one got seriously hurt oh my God whoops spoke too soon don't get too wrecked see you on the next [Music] one 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