Gutfeld! Fox News 11/9/24 Full Segment

yes it appears there's no debate around my sex appeal happy Wednesday everyone so people are accusing last night's debate moderators of teaming up against Trump while letting comma slide true Trump was constantly under attack by the moderators so much so you'd think they were working from a slanted roof felt like an Bush you know with KLA and the moderators jumping all over Trump I haven't seen a three-on-one that disturbing since I was at that Golden Girls Afterparty I just watched it's what I like to do understandably the moderators were heavily criticized for their bias but David mure seemed completely unmoved by the critiques bu he probably still believes those photos I took of him really were for a charity calendar jokes on you well he probably still believes those photos I took of him really were for a charity calendar jokes on you meanwhile KLA Harris referred to January 6 as the greatest attack on American democracy since the Civil War she said this the day before September 11th that's like saying you had a terrible seat at the theater to marry Todd Lincoln too soon ah some Lincoln truthers here second shooter huh despite troops in Iraq Syria and sailors in the Middle East KLA Harris claims there was not one American troop in war zones that's only true about Tim Walls but less than an hour after the debate ended the Harris campaign challenged Trump to a second debate in October her only demands are that they add more objective moderators meanwhile comma was noted for her exaggerated facial expressions here she is reacting to Donald Trump's comments on the Afghanistan withdrawal ah you guys like some art all right monologue so as crime remains a major issue in the presidential election American voters got to witness yet another felony firsthand it was last night when you saw an entire network sneak up on a candidate and mug him instead of asking Trump to shake her hand at the start Harris should have asked him to hand over his wallet watch and phone but ABC's blatant assault wasn't just on trump it was also an attack on you the voter cuz last night an entire network decided that their own politics was more important than answering the one question every unsure voter wanted answered who the hell is comma Harris the repulsive pair of moderators obliterated your right to know denying once again the nation Affair and honest election for our highest office it truly was the first Dei debate where different standards were enforced on Trump while Harris had none worse the moderators contempt for us is so total they didn't care who saw it but hey what's your reputation as a News Network when you got an election to sabotage they now have less credibility than Hamas at a bar mitzvah now I could go over all the times Trump was fact checked by the moderators and Harris wesn or how the host press Trump for multiple follow-ups but didn't for Harris but it's 10 p.m and by now you've heard all that news I swear if I hear three against one one more time I'm going to cancel my group massage with Hansen it was clear that Lindsey Davis and David Mir gave KLA the easiest night she's had since Willie Brown ran out of Viagra terrible I [Applause] apologize rather than a policy debate we got ABC baiting Trump and KLA piling on it was designed to make Trump look bad and avoid forcing Harris to explain why she's flipp slipped every position like she did burgers at her makeb believe job at McDonald's she lied at will without a single fact checked even trotting out the fine people project 2025 and bloodbath hoaxes all three are provable lies but nothing nothing from M and Lindsay who might as well have been wearing KLA 2024 hats Ms would have had to been a triple XXL the guy's head is like a microwave with a hairpiece but perhaps the greatest unmasked question was how KLA got to be on that stage in the first place how could the moderators not have asked her about why she hid Biden's dementia from the American people it took Trump to ask her who is actually running the country right now what's scary is she didn't have an answer for that either they didn't even bother with kamla's newly posted policy agenda cut paced job from Joe Biden's old campaign website wouldn't that seem relevant to a woman who kept repeating I have a plan it's clear ABC the American public a torped yeah I would say hold your applause but I know it's hard they torpedoed the one opportunity for voters to see who Harris really was and now there's no way that you can actually judge who won or lost the debate it's like trying to guess the price of a painting once you know it's a forgery and that's what this debate was about as real as Rachel laine's periods the Dems could say they won but the public lost this was the one chance for America to see Harris unvarnished and ABC chose to Varnish her but you also got to ask why would kamla risk trotting out all those debunked hoaxes cuz she knew the fix was in they were going to run cover for her it's kind of like me picking a fight at a bar with Tyrus by my side why worry I'll sit back and trck the beer and then take credit for everything but you also got to wonder why ABC would tank its reputation and spit on the American public to prop her up they must know her campaign's in trouble and that meant emergency surgery but not on kamla on Trump make him look as ugly as possible so she looks better and his angry reaction is what they wanted they created an ambush to elicit his rage then they could say oh look at his anger it's like asking why are Brian kill's arms flailing as you try to drown him in a bathtub he puts up a struggle meanwhile you learn nothing of Harris as intended this is inflation is still double digits our border still doesn't exist and our inner cities are descending into unlivable hell holes you think two so-called journalists on a major Network might have noticed but expecting honesty from ABC is like expecting Integrity from Pon scum oh same thing let's welcome tonight's guest sees our f favorite Tulsi cuz no one else's named Tulsi member of the Trump transition team Tulsi gabber he looks like the guy who craps on your sidewalk oh wait that is him founder of Studio tsc.com Michael LOF she's like madana from Michigan and 66 years old time selling outx cant nice job and you could go sledding on his toenails New York Times bestselling author comedian and former NWA world champion [Applause] Tes tulsy you're on Trump's transition team what did you make of last night were you surprised how the moderators heavily weighted the debate not at all yeah not at all uh I I think we it was uh what we should all have expected uh we see how these people operate you know you look at the comments that mure has made you look at the comments that Lindsey Davis has made their bias was baked in from the very beginning because they're not real journalists they are essentially these political operatives whose job it is to try to distract away from kamla Harris's record distract away from the serious issues that we face not a single question was raised about uh how are you going to prevent the destruction of our country and the world from nuclear war which we are closer to than ever before and on the eve of the ismus terrorist attack on 9/11 they did not raise a point a question or a challenge about how either of these candidates will stem the spread of this radical islamist ideology around the world and in our own country here at home and how you would prevent this threat from continuing to grow so you know they were not at all interested in in informing the American people about the truth about anything uh we can expect that they will continue to be propagandists for KLA Harris do you think Trump could have been more prepared in that Arena I mean I was caught off guard by the bias but he knows they're going to come after him could he have been could he have not taken the bait as much you think maybe you know the thing about Donald Trump is he's not a politician yeah so unlike K Harris who spent the last week rehearsing scripted lines that pollsters wrote for her um you know Donald Trump wears his hard on his sleep and so he had three people coming at him and uh you know calling things out on him and it it was just it was a very one-sided thing I think the thing that Donald Trump did was he kept on even as he got worked up in his answers about different things he kept on bringing it back to higher cost of living under uh con Harris and Joe Biden uh tens of millions of Americans streaming across our border and the increasing crime in our communities and and those are the things that people are concerned about you know uh Loftus uh everybody knows that you're homeless and a lesbian uh and you have to typically scr for food were you offended or jealous when Trump talked about illegals eating pets did that did that I was a little jealous when I heard about cat eating I'm like what I love that uh I thought I thought Trump had an amazing night a completely amazing night like he signed up for a DAT a a debate and got Fight Club instead yes against like three different people I would have left the room you you because you look at the the moderators who looked like they just came off the set of Dick Tracy right you had shoulders McGee and Captain nface and then Kamala laa dingdong strolls in looking like count chocula she she took like six days to prepare oh when he says something I'm going to put my hand on my chin take that and and then her big response is I have a plan yeah and no details to the plan which I I invite everybody to try that in their real life when Visa calls and like hey you missed a you missed a a payment and just go I have a plan I guarantee they won't be oh okay take care I'll see you later bye-bye God what if that works I'm actually going to try that when I get home cat uh were you somehow distracted by David mir's dreamy stare thought you were I thought you were going to say Dave girl's secret baby hey wait a minute that in which case I kind of was distracted movie expect expected that from literally anyone else right anyway whatever um no um I also think look I think that Republicans might have done a disservice by setting the bar so low for kamla that she formed complete sentences so it people were like wow but also the debate I think it's it doesn't really matter that much and I think that's never been clearer than the fact the pulling in the wake of the last debate which I mean that changed the course of everything Biden so bad did so badly they were like oh this this man stopped being a part of public life almost entirely right and I and I I saw a PLL I think Trump gained one point on him after that yeah and Biden lost two points when the debate made it so clear that he needed to you know not just like probably go to the hospital right right so I think it it's it's very interesting to view with within the context of that also that is true it's a good point I think PE everybody's made their decisions except really strange people yeah I I really really strange that's a nice way of calling them great I'm I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't know I'm sorry yeah I'm undecided yeah like where have you been there's you unless you're in outer space that's the only infuriated as I was I'm to put it in the words of my 10-year-old daughter Daddy this is some what is it was the only time she didn't get in trouble for cussing listen we know exactly who we saw who Kamala is we saw we saw exactly the choices in this country we have a person who's running as president to be president and then we have the Socialist Party which is putting their next puppet up so he went into a home he went into their home game he went into their house he sat on their couch they served him the meal it's sucked the the the drinks were warm it was exactly what we thought it would do the only thing that drove me completely insane was when every time they stopped this is a historic you don't get to call yourself historic somebody else has to maybe on Twitter they're like wow this is the most historic attempted a debate I've ever seen in my life you should be proud of that I don't know but there was one point that I think was his greatest moment in the debate CU debate was a show because he knew what it was and I'm sorry but but you can only get hit so many times we start hitting back okay yeah you want to talk and you talked about his rallies he's not the one with festar acts there going on before him to get everybody in and then when they stop singing they leave that's not him ma that's you but the thing that he did was when he talked about Obamacare he said we didn't have anything better I didn't like it but I wanted to help improve it he showed he's willing to walk across lines for what's best for the American people so I I thought that was the biggest point of the debate is that he showed he can work what did she show a lot of world leaders said you're stupid and no one likes you only one question like with the oh we own guns 20 what kind I have a plan which one yeah world leaders which one none of them so again great debate in terms of seeing the fact that he's willing to go anywhere he'll play on the road to be your president and that's who you should want because she won't come to another Network and Fox won't even put it in his side they'll just call it straight down the line but that's too dangerous because goofy might come out so I think it's important to point out too [Applause] that speak speaking of goofy coming out after an hour and a half long debate with three people coming at him Donald Trump walked off that stage he's like I want to go to the spin room where where the hundreds of reporters are hanging out and go talk to them and KLA Harris got in her her congratulations speech and scw it up she did all right we got to move on kids now memes make him cry Democrat Eric swell the famous farter he once dated a spy now memes make him cry Democrat Eric swell the famous farter brings us our video of the day he nearly burst a blood vessel over a meme Jim Jordan retweeted showing Trump hugging a kitten and a duck at a hearing on in Ohio because he goes some down goes down some crazy Rabbit Hole completely debunked that aliens are eating pets in Ohio because he goes some down goes down some crazy Rabbit Hole completely debunked that aliens are eating pets my God are you okay Mr chairman and we have victims coming here you're weeing this nonsense I I don't know why you would do this I hope you're okay oh god oh I hope you're okay it's just a meme about a kitty and a duck it's not like he banged a spy for God's [Applause] sake isn't this a greatest Loftus like you know these memes are memes are hilarious only is for some reason from the right and the left can't do it then they just get so mad the AI is going to have him like literally exploding in front of us you know the the Trump holding and saving the kittens he can't take it Mr fangfang it's it's wild to me that they get more upset over a fake cat and duck meme than actual violence being perpetrated on people right like you can go oh this person was killed by an illegal and they go oh well what are you going to do it happens you and you're like somebody the only thing that makes it better is that he is forever associated with farting on camera and being left by a Chinese spy she left him that's how toxic his gas was like she was trained by the Chinese government to withstand torture and no Kung Fu but she was like I got to get away from this guy when he hits the broccoli I got to I got to go talk about a toxic relationship cat what did you make of this response I actually don't think Eric swell was outraged at all I think he was pretending to be outraged and I know this because of the way he puts his hand we have the way he puts his hand out on his head it looks like a planned choreography like this look at that look at that he's like and a one two and then he's like back up that looks like a kid in a school play look at that that is not that is not an actually upset person he's like back up that looks like a kid in a school play look at that that is not that is not an actually upset person when you're upset you're like and it's kind of a more fluid motion it is a very choppy em motion that he clearly looked at his notes and said hand out head one two and then he tted it up so it's even worse he's pretending to be outraged to rile people up over this he doesn't give a about this meme can we show that again uh there's that one little movie does uh maybe and this is my theory do it with show him do it do it like this you know what he's doing notes hand on head he's getting he's trying to whiff his own fart yeah could be G to smell he's covering his eyes you made a great point you made a great point I think I can help I think I can help out with this a little bit as that's one of my go-to moves especially when you get left and broken up with I never want to hear the reasons why so I always go oh man I know it's it's my fault yeah oh she's still here oh that's a patented do thing grab your face so you can mask that you actually care I think the big number and the big thing is this is that 49 million. three people thought it was funny to so on behalf of all 49.3 million of us you Eric swalwell was funny tulsy lus in a rare uh rare occurrence has made a good point that they didn't care about the illegal immigration problem until there was a meme about it the memes work yeah you know how dare you do that yeah and I mean like you know look at how cute and cuddly that picture is that's really what they can't stand but but yeah I I completely agree uh and we saw this in the debate as well uh from mure instead of actually focusing on the challenges that the people of Springfield Ohio are going to their council members and complaining about saying hey you guys are so concerned about keeping these uh migrants illegal legal migrants safe and making sure that they're taking care of who's going to take care of us this woman gave such a heart-wrenching testimony saying I have to leave you have forced me to leave my home because I don't feel safe and that's something that Eric swell I mean you want to talk about dramatic I agree he definitely needs some acting lessons but but if if they actually cared they wouldn't have to pretend to act neither him nor KLA Harris on these very serious issues that people are caring about I'm sorry Greg real quick I'm surprised we let it go so I'll bring it up before they do isn't it funny that the duck was white how do they let that slide there's plenty of black ducks that can be in pictures I know like six light-skinned ones that do it it's so true that was a that was a duck whistle coin that one I just came up with that I know you're so smart so smart that's also the name of Eric still there still there got to move on up next will help from Swift give Cam a lift left rejoices this was just posted online um by a woman you might have heard of whose name is Taylor Swift I will be casting my vote for kamla Harris and Tim wals in the 2024 presidential election Taylor Swift is not just a celebrity she actually you know commands a humongous um Squad of particularly young white women it's not just a celebrity Endor one of the biggest celebrities in the world the biggest celebrity in the world the timing on it is absolutely Exquisite the wording of it is Flawless C so it it's like clockwork after she posted media goes crazy she said KLA fights for the causes and the rights that she believes in I don't know what those are but how do you feel about this I feel nothing I I just one of these things I'm all swept people are all swept up in that I just can't get to be a part of it was a great statement whoever wrote it it was like I this is what I believe I believe but do your research and you can vote for whoever you want to vote for but I think was going to do this at some point but I think she had to do it now because of Britney momes and her hugging yes which is crazy the fact that Britney Mahomes liked a a trump post and then now like the whole world melted down I have never Googled Taylor Swift in my entire life there's no I've never spoken about her except if I have to right now for work I still unescapable in terms of the algorithm I have been following this Feud that their their fans have been having with each each other over the hug and I'm exhausted by it so I can't imagine she felt clearly she had to do something say something now we all kind of knew this was coming right you it's weird uh Tyrus besides this conversation yes swifties I've I don't even know where they are I use them to clean the floor in my kitchen yes [Applause] nice you clean the floor and they're phenomenal I like place up it's amazing it's like being in a concert I don't know how many extra votes does she get being just another celebrity which is funny because she's mainly liked by white women so shouldn't she hate them because she's anti-white all the time on MSNBC so that's got to be weird for her U but I guess when it's whenever it's on your side it's okay but again she gets one vote right yeah so okay uh John Smith in uh mandaville Louisiana he's voting for Trump haha tier yeah I don't think this it's right like someone here voting for Trump we're we're up 70 votes to one Taylor Smith's vote is shiny and pretty it's got sprinkles on it and says a little cute song when you hold it close to the ear but it still counts for one just like everybody else so yay write a song about it what do you say TOs see you impressed by this Brave decision a billionaire feminist lady who owns private jets coming out for a Liberal Liberal presidential candidate she's going to lose some friends uh yeah no not shocked at all uh this is them trying to turn politics and these elections around serious issues into entertainment again you look at all of that attention that came from a a big-time celebrity endorsement some of couple words that popped out to me from her statement was that she's supporting she has confidence in kamla Harris because she is steady-handed and a gifted leader so I'm going to use one ex one of many examples to debunk that thesis hello foreign speee now give is for okay I'm speech foreign speee okay speech spee for