Gutfeld: This was a blatant assault on Trump

>> Greg: YES! YES. IT APPEARS THERE IS NO DEBATE AROUND MY SEX APPEAL. HAPPY WEDNESDAY, EVERYONE. PEOPLE ARE ACCUSING LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE MODERATOR OF TEAMING UP AGAINST TRUMP WHILE LETTING KAMALA SLIDE. HE WAS UNDER SO MUCH ATTACK YOU WOULD THANK THE MODERATORS WERE WORKING FROM A SLANTED ROOF. IT FELT LIKE AN AMBUSH WITH KAMALA AND THE MODERATORS JUMPING ON TRUMP. I HAVE NOT SEEN A THREE ON ONE SO DISTURBING SINCE I WAS AT THE GOLDEN GIRLS AFTER PARTY. I JUST WATCHED. OUT IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO. UNDERSTANDABLY, THE MODERATORS WERE HEAVILY CRITICIZED FOR THEIR BIAS, BUT THEY SEEMED COMPLETELY UNMOVED BY THE CRITIQUES. IN A BIASED FACT CHECK OF TRUMP MIRROR CLAIMED THAT CRIME WAS DOWN USING DISCREDITED DATA FROM THE FBI. DAVID PROBABLY STILL BELIEVES THAT THOSE PICTURES I TOOK OF HIM REALLY WORK FOR A CHARITY CALENDAR. JOKES ON YOU. MEANWHILE, KAMALA HARRIS REFERRED TO JANUARY 6 AS THE GREATEST ATTACK ON AMERICAN DEMOCRACY SINCE THE CIVIL WAR. SHE SAID THERE'S THE DAY BEFORE SEPTEMBER 11th. THAT IS LIKE SAYING YOU HAD A TERRIBLE SEAT AT THE THEATRE TO MARY TODD LINCOLN. SOME LINCOLN TRUTHER'S HERE. SECOND SHOOTER? DESPITE TROOPS IN IRAQ, SYRIA, AND SAILORS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, KAMALA HARRIS CLAIMS THERE WAS NOT AMERICAN TROOP IN WAR ZONES. THAT IS ONLY TRUE ABOUT TIM WALZ. LESS THAN ONE HOUR AFTER THE DEBATE AND DID THE HARRIS CAMPAIGN CHALLENGE TRUMP TO A SECOND DEBATE IN OCTOBER. THERE ONLY DEMAND IS THAT THEY ADD MORE OBJECTIVE MODERATORS. MEANWHILE, KAMALA WAS NOTED FOR HER EXAGGERATED FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. HERE SHE IS REACTING TO DONALD TRUMP'S COMMENTS ON THE AFGHANISTAN WITHDRAWAL. YOU GUYS LIKE SOME ART. MONOLOGUE. AS CRIME REMAINS A MAJOR ISSUE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AMERICAN VOTERS GOT TO WITNESS YET ANOTHER FELONY FIRST HAND. LAST NIGHT YOU SAW AN ENTIRE NETWORK SLEEP UP -- SNEAK UP ON A CANDIDATE AND MUG HIM. INSTEAD OF ASKING TRUMP TO SHAKE HER HAND AT THE START HARRIS SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM TO HAND OVER HIS WALLET, WATCH, AND PHONE. BUT THIS WAS NOT JUST AN ATTACK ON TRUMP IT WAS ALSO AN ATTACK ON YOU, THE VOTER. LAST NIGHT AND ENTIRE NETWORK DECIDED THAT THEIR OWN POLITICS WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANSWERING THE ONE QUESTION THAT EVERY VOTER WANTS IN ANSWER TO. WHO IS KAMALA HARRIS? THE REPULSIVE PAIR OF MODERATORS OBLITERATED -- OBLITERATED YOUR RIGHT TO KNOW. IT TRULY WAS THE FIRST DE I DEBATE, WHERE DIFFERENT STANDARDS WERE ENFORCED ON TRUMP WHILE HARRIS HAD NONE. COURSE, THE MODERATORS CONTEMPT FOR US IS SO TOTAL THEY DID NOT EVEN CARE WHO WAS SHOT. BUT WHAT IS YOUR REPUTATION WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEBODY TO SABOTAGE? THEY HAVE LESS CREDIBILITY THEN HAMAS AT A BAR MITZVAH. I CAN GO OVER ALL OF THE TIMES THAT TRUMP WAS FACT CHECKED BY THE MODERATORS AND HARRIS WAS NOT. THE MODERATORS HAD MULTIPLE FOLLOW-UPS FOR TRUMP AND NONE -- RELATIVELY FEW FOR HARRIS. BUT IT IS 10:00 PM AND YOU HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE. IF I HEAR THREE ON ONE AGAIN I WILL... IT WAS CLEAR THAT LINSEY DAVIS AND DAVID MUIR GAVE KAMALA THE EASIEST NIGHT SINCE WILLIE BROWN RAN OUT OF VIAGRA. TERRIBLE, I APOLOGIZE. RATHER THAN A POLICY DEBATE WE HAVE ABC BAITING TRUMP AND KAMALA HIGHER THAN GONE. IT WAS DESIGNED TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK BAD AND AVOID FORCING CARE IS TO EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAS FLIPPED EVERY POSITION LIKE SHE DID BURGERS AT HER JOB AT MCDONALD'S. PROJECT 2025 AND BLOODBATH, ALL PROVABLE LIES BUT NOTHING FROM DAVID MUIR AND LINSEY DAVIS. THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN WEARING KAMALA 2024 MASKS. PERHAPS THE GREATEST ON ASKED QUESTION IS HOW KAMALA GOT TO BE ON THE STAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE. HOW COULD THE MODERATORS HAVE ASKED HER ABOUT WHY SHE HEADED BIDEN'S DEMENTIA FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? IT TOOK TRUMP TO ASK HER WHO WAS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS SCARY IS SHE DID NOT HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT EITHER. THEY DID NOT HAVE AN ANSWER FOR KAMALA HARRIS COPY AND PASTE JOB FOR HER POLICY AGENDAS ON HER CAMPAIGN WEBSITE. THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO SAID THAT I HAVE A PLAN. IT IS CLEAR ABC [BLEEP] THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. I WOULD SAY HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE BUT I KNOW IT IS HARD. THEY TORPEDOED THE ONE OPPORTUNITY FOR VOTERS TO SEE WHO HARRIS REALLY WAS. NOW THERE IS NO WAY TO JUDGE WHO WON OR LOST THE DEBATE. LIKE TRYING TO GUESS THE PRICE OF THE PAINTING ONCE YOU KNOW IT IS A FORGERY. THAT IS WHAT THIS DEBATE WAS. ABOUT AS REAL AS RACHEL LEVINE'S PERIODS. THE DEMOCRATS CAN SAY THEY WON BUT THE PUBLIC LOST. THIS WAS THE ONE CHANCE FOR HOW AMERICAN TO SEE HER UNVARNISHED AND ABC CHOSE TO VARNISH HER. WHY WOULD KAMALA RISK TRY TO GOT ALL OF THE DEBUNKED HOAXES? BECAUSE SHE KNEW THEY WOULD RUN COVER FOR HER. KIND OF LIKE ME TO KICK A FIGHT AT A BAR WITH TYRUS BY MY SIDE. AND THEN TAKE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING. YOU ALSO WONDER WHY ABC WOULD TAKE HIS REPUTATION AND SPIT ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. THEY MUST KNOW THAT HER CAMPAIGN IS IN TROUBLE. THEY DID EMERGENCY SURGERY NOT ON KAMALA, BUT ON TRUMP. TO MAKE HIM LOOK AS UGLY AS POSSIBLE SO SHE LOOKS BETTER. HIS ANGRY REACTION IS WHAT SHE WANTED. THEY CREATED AN AMBUSH TO INVOKE HIS RAGE SO THEY COULD SAY LOOK AT HIS ANGER. THAT IS LIKE ASKING WHY ARE BRENT TONY'S ARMS FLAILING WHEN YOU TRIED TO DROWN HIM IN A BATHTUB. HE PUTS UP A STRUGGLE. MEANWHILE, YOU LEARNED NOTHING OF, HAS INTENDED. INFLATION DOUBLE DIGITS, BORDERS DO NOT EXIST, INNER CITIES ARE DESCENDING INTO UNLIVABLE. YOU WOULD THANK A MAJOR NETWORK MIGHT HAVE NOTICED BUT EXPECTED TO TAKE HER FEET -- INTEGRITY FROM ABC IS LIKE EXPECTING INTEGRITY FROM POND. >>> LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS! SHE IS OUR FAVOURITE POLICY AND SHE HAS NOW ANNOUNCED HER NAME, TAUSSIG A BARRED! HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO CRACKS YOUR SIDEWALK. FOUNDER OF THE STUDIO TSC.COM MICHAEL LOFTUS! SHE IS LIKE MADONNA, FROM MICHIGAN AND 66 YEARS OLD. NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF! AND, YOU CAN GO SLEDDING ON HIS TOENAILS, NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, TYRUS! YOU ARE ON TRUMP'S TRANSITION TEAM WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF LAST NIGHT, TULSI, WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF IT WERE YOU SURPRISED BY HOW THE MODERATORS HEAVILY WEIGHTED THE DEBATE? >> IT IS WHAT WE SHOULD EXPECT. YOU SEE HOW THE PEOPLE OPERATE AND YOU LOOK AT THE COMMENTS THAT DAVID MUIR HAS MADE, THE COMMENTS THAT LINSEY DAVIS HAS MADE THEIR BIASES WILL FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REAL JOURNALISTS. THEY ARE POLITICAL OPERATIVES WHOSE JOB IS TO DISTRACT FROM KAMALA HARRIS AND HER RECORD, DISTRACT FROM THE SERIOUS RECORDS THAT WE FACE. NOT A SINGLE QUESTION WAS RAISED ABOUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PREVENT THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR COUNTRY AND WORLD FROM NUCLEAR WAR WHICH WE ARE CLOSER TO THAN EVER BEFORE. ON THE EVE OF THE TERRORIST ATTACK ON 9/11. THEY DID NOT RAISE A POINT, A QUESTION, OR A CHALLENGE ABOUT HOW EITHER OF THESE CANDIDATES WILL STEM THE SPREAD OF THIS IDEOLOGY AROUND THE WORLD AND IN OUR OWN COUNTRY HERE AT HOME AND HOW YOU PREVENT THIS THREAT FROM CONTINUING TO GROW. THEY WERE NOT AT ALL INTERESTED IN INFORMING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING. WE CAN EXPECT THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BE PROPAGANDIST FOR KAMALA HARRIS. >> Greg: DO YOU THINK TRUMP COULD HAVE BEEN MORE PREPARED IN THAT ARENA? I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE BIAS, BUT HE KNOWS THEY WILL COME AFTER HIM. COULD HE HAVE NOT TAKEN THE BAIT AS MUCH? >> THE THING ABOUT DAUGHTER TRUMP'S HE IS NOT A POLITICIAN. ON THAT KAMALA HARRIS HE SPENT THE LAST WEEK REHEARSING SCRIPTED LINES THAT POLLSTERS WROTE FOR HER. DONALD TRUMP HAD THREE PEOPLE COMING AT HIM AND CALLING THINGS OUT ON HIM. IT WAS A VERY ONE-SIDED THING. I THINK THAT DONE ATTEMPTED WAS EVEN AS HE GOT WORKED UP IN HIS ANSWERS ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS HE KEPT BRINGING IT BACK TO HIGHER COST OF LIVING UNDER KAMALA HARRIS AND JOE BIDEN, TENS OF MILLIONS OF AMERICAN STREAMING ACROSS OUR BORDER, AN INCREASE IN CRIME IN OUR COMMUNITIES. THOSE OF THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT. >> Greg: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU WERE HOMELESS AND A LESBIAN. YOU HAVE TO TYPICALLY SCROUNGE FOR FOOD. WERE YOU OFFENDED OR JEALOUS WHEN TRUMP TALKED ABOUT A LEGAL EATING OF PETS? >> I WAS A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS WHEN I HEARD ABOUT, TO EATING. I WAS LIKE I LOVE THAT. I THOUGHT TRUMP HAD AN AMAZING NIGHT AT A COMPLETELY AMAZING NIGHT. HE SIGNED UP FOR A DEBATE AND GOT FIGHT CLUB INSTEAD. AGAINST THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE. I WOULD HAVE LEFT THE ROOM. YOU LOOK AT THE MODERATORS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY JUST CAME OFF THE SET OF DIP TRACY YOU HAD SHOULDERS MCGEE AND CAPTAIN NO FACE. AND THEN KAMALA DING STROLLS IN LOOKING LIKE COUNT TALK A LOT. SHE TOOK SIX DAYS TO PREPARE. WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING I'M GOING TO PUT MY HAND ON MY CHIN. TAKE THAT. ARE BIG RESPONSE IS I HAVE A PLAN. NO DETAILS WITH THE PLAN. I INVITE EVERYBODY TO TRY THAT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN... CALLS AND SAYS YOU MISSED A PAYMENT JUST SAY I HAVE A PLAN. I GUARANTEE THEY WILL NOT SAY, OKAY, GOODBYE. >> Greg: BUT WHAT IF THAT WORKS? I WILL TRY THAT WHEN I GET HOME. KAT, WERE YOU SOMEHOW DISTRACTED BY DAVID MEARS DREAMY STARE? >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY DAVE GIRLS SECRET BABY. >> WAIT A MINUTE. >> IN WHICH CASE I KIND OF WAS DISTRACTED. YOU WOULD EXPECT THAT FROM LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE, WHATEVER. BUT I ALSO THINK THAT REPUBLICANS MIGHT HAVE DONE A DISSERVICE BY SETTING THE BAR SO LOW FOR THE% THAT SHE FORMED COMPLETE SENTENCES. ALSO THE DEBATE I THINK IT DOES NOT REALLY MATTER THAT MUCH. THAT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE CLEAR THAN THE FACT THAT THE POLL LINK IN THE WAKE OF THE LAST DEBATE. THAT CHANGED THE COURSE OF EVERYTHING. BIDEN DID SO BADLY THEY WERE LIKE THIS MAN STOPPED BEING A PART OF THE PUBLIC ENTIRELY. I THOUGHT TRUMP GAINED ONE POINT ON HIM AFTER THAT AND BIDEN LOST TWO POINTS. WITH THE DEBATE IT WAS SO CLEAR THAT HE NEEDED TO HE PROBABLY NEEDED TWO TO THE HOSPITAL. IT IS VERY INTERESTING TO BE WITHIN THE CONTRAST -- CONTEXT OF THAT AS WELL. >> Greg: EVERYBODY HAS MADE THEIR DECISIONS EXCEPT REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE. >> REALLY STRANGE. >> THAT IS A NICE WAY OF CALLING THEM, GREGG. I'M SORRY. I'M UNDECIDED. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? UNLESS YOU WERE IN OUTER SPACE. I WILL PUT IT IN THE WORDS OF MY 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. DADDY THIS IS SOME [BLEEP]. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHO KAMALA IS. WE SAW EXACTLY THE CHOICES OF THIS COUNTRY. WE HAVE A PERSON WHO IS RUNNING AS PRESIDENT TO BE PRESIDENT AND THEN WE HAVE THE SOCIALIST PARTY WHICH IS PUTTING THEIR NEXT PUPPET UP. HE WENT INTO THEIR HOME GAME, HE WENT INTO THEIR HOUSE, HE SAT ON THEIR COUCH, THEY SERVED HIM THE MEAL AND IT SUCKED. THE DRINKS WERE WARM. IT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. THE ONLY THING THAT DROVE ME COMPLETELY INSANE WAS WHEN EVERY TIME THEY STOPPED THIS IS A... YOU DO NOT GET TO CALL YOURSELF HISTORIC SOMEBODY ELSE HAS TO. MAYBE ON TWITTER THIS IS THE MOST HISTORIC ATTEMPTED DEBATE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT. BUT THERE WAS ONE POINT THAT I THINK WAS HIS GREATEST MOMENT IN THE DEBATE. HE KNEW WHAT IT WAS. I AM SORRY BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET HIT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU START HEADING BACK. HE TALKED ABOUT HIS RALLIES. HE IS NOT THE ONE WITH FIVE STARS GOING ON THERE. WHEN THEY STOPPED SINGING HE LEAVES. THAT IS NOT HIM, THAT IS YOU. THE THING IS WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT OBAMA CARE HE SAID DID WE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER. I DID NOT LIKE IT BUT I WANTED TO IMPROVE IT. HE IS SHOWING HE IS WILLING TO WALK ACROSS LINES WITH WHAT IS BEST FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BIGGEST POINT OF THE DEBATE. HE SOWED -- SHOWED HE CAN WORK. WHAT DID SHE SHOW? A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK YOU WERE STUPID AND NOBODY LIKES YOU. ONLY ONE QUESTION. I HAVE A PLAN. WHICH ONE? WORLD LEADERS, WHICH ONE? NONE OF THEM. AGAIN, GREAT DEBATE IN TERMS OF SEEING THE FACT HE IS WILLING TWO EVERYWHERE HE WILL PLAY ON THE ROAD TO BE PRESIDENT AND THAT IS WHO WE SHOULD WANT BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT COME TO ANOTHER NETWORK AND FOX WERE NOT EVEN PUT IT ASIDE. THEY WILL CALL THAT STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE BECAUSE THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS. >> I THINK IT IS ALSO IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT... [APPLAUSE] >> SPEAKING OF GOOFY COMING OUT, AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG DEBATE WITH THREE PEOPLE COMING AT HIM DONALD TRUMP WALKED OFF THAT STAGE AND SAID I WANT TWO TO THE SPIN ROOM WHERE HUNDREDS OF REPORTERS ARE HANGING OUT AND TALK TO THEM. KAMALA HARRIS GOT IN HER... >> SHE SCREWED OFF. SHE DID. >> Greg: WE HAVE TO MOVE ON, KIDS. >> Announcer: IF YOU W