IF YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THINGS TAKE A LOOK AT THE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE ACCORDING TO RECENT REPORTS FROM "USA TODAY" 203RD EIGHT REPUBLICAN STAFF ARE SIGNED A LETTER ENDORSING KAMALA HARRIS. THE LETTER CLAIMS THAT ANOTHER TRUMP PRESIDENCY WOULD DAMAGE OUR BELOVED DEMOCRACY. AND ALTHOUGH THEY DISAGREE WITH THE DAMS THE ALTERNATIVE IS SIMPLY UNATTAINABLE. THE STAFFERS WORK FOR McCAIN, GEORGE W. BUSH, MITT ROMNEY, MEANING THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WERE ALSO ONCE DEEMED A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY BY THE DEMOCRATS. HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGETS. SO HOW IS IT THAT 238 A GENUINE CONSERVATIVES ARE SO OFFENDED THAT FLEEING THE G.O.P. TO GO TO THE MOST LIBERAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF OUR LIFETIMES, A LADY UNBURDENED BY THE WEIGHT OF BRAIN CELLS, A WOMAN SO IT LEFT SHE'S LEFT REALITY, THIS IS A CROCK-POT WHO BAILED OUT OF VIOLENT FELONS, WANT THE TAX MONEY YOU HAVE -- HAVEN'T MADE YET, WHILE DEMANDING YOU PAY FOR INMATE CHANGES. IF SHE GOT ANY CRAZIER YOU GET PETER TO AN ELEPHANT. THE ANSWER IS EVER IS A TRUMP, IT TRUMPS EVERYTHING. IT'S NEVER A POLICY BECAUSE THEY NEVER MENTION IT. INSTEAD THEY PRATTLE ON ABOUT NEBULOUS FEARS, WHILE CATERING TO A PARTY THAT IMPORTS KILLERS AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY OURS ARE NOT UP TO THE JOB. AND THEY RODE A SIMILAR LETTER IN 2020. SO HOW THAT WORKOUT. GREAT THAT'S LIKE BEING CIRCUMCISED WITH A SPARK FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS. WE COULD GO THROUGH THE LIST OF DISASTERS FROM THE BORDER TO AFGHANISTAN, CRAM,S CRIME, INFLATION, AND THE ODD STAFFING DECISIONS. SHOULD IT -- VISA TRIP TELEVISION ADMIT THEIR ENDORSEMENT CAME AT A COST OR COULD IT BE IT AN R ACROSS THE MIDDLE? THEY GOT A PAY OFF THE MEDIA STRANGE NEW RESPECT, INVITATION TO COCKTAIL PARTIES PREVIOUSLY OFF-LIMITS, A GUEST SPOT ON CNN SNIFFING. AND SO AFTER FOUR YEARS A LEFT WING LUNACY THEY DID IT AGAIN AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED IN BETWEEN. AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT ABOUT POLICY HOW EVEN HARRIS IS DEALING TRUMPS POSITIONS. INSTEAD IT'S THAT HE REFUSED TO DO WHAT THEIR WAY. SO ANYWAY IT'S LIKE SUING THE DOCTOR WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE BECAUSE HE SHAVE YOUR HEAD TO CUT THE TOMB AROUND. SO NOW THEY ARE ON THE WARPATH LIKE LISMORE AND AT THE COLUMBUS ESTATE PARADE. IS NO QUESTION THESE REPUBLICANS TOOK A SIMILAR ABUSE FROM THE LEFT, THAT TRUMP TAKES A NOW. EVERY DAY GEORGE W. BUSH WAS CALLED A WAR CRIMINAL, THEY DEEMED A ROMNEY BIGOT, A CRACKER WHO PUT BLACKS BACK AND CHANGED. AND THERE'S McCAIN WHO WAS LOVED BY THAT MEDIA UNTIL HE RAN AGAINST OBAMA THEN HE BECAME THE OLD REACTIONARY BIGOT WOULD CAUSE WORLD WAR III. IT'S ALL BASES REPUBLICANS ARE MORE FULL OF [BLEEP] THAN A HOTEL TOILET AT THE IBS CONVENTION. THEY ARE REALLY JUST SWAMPER IS TERRIFIED OF THE ORANGE MONSTER BECAUSE HE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT. WHEN TRUMP CAME ALONG NOTHING WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN. THE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT THERE'S AN APPROVED WAY OF DOING THESE THINGS. APPROVED PIPELINES IT TO PRODUCE CANDIDATES, AND TRUMP UNCLOGGED THAT PIPELINE WITH A FIRE HOSE FILLED WITH EX-LAX. NO WONDER THEY ACT LIKE THEY GOT THEIR PUNISHED BY MIKE TYSON. BUT REMEMBER THE DEMOCRATS MIGHT BE ABLE TO CAPTURE 203RD EIGHT DRONES, BUT TRUMP GOT A TOLL SEAT AND THEN RFK JR. AND THAT'S A TRADE THAT I WILL TAKE ANY DAY. BECAUSE. [APPLAUSE] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: THOSE TWO ARE NOT JUST SIGNING LETTERS THEY ARE PUTTING THEMSELVES OUT THERE OFFERING IDEAS AND DISCUSSING SOLUTIONS. PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE A TRUMP WILLING TO BREAK THE MOULD. SO IF YOU'RE TRULY RADICAL, OF REBEL IN THE PUREST SENSE HOW CAN YOU NOT DO THE SAME? THEY SUIT TRUMP THEY TRY TO ARREST THEM, THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM, THEY CHANGED THE LAWS AND THE WAYS WE VOTED TO PREVENT HIM FROM WINNING THEY SHAMED, TARGETED, NOT JUST HIM BUT ALSO HIS SUPPORTERS. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? HE'S A SCARY, SCARIER THAN A COURT ORDERED WITH A VIEW. THIS IS A MOMENT TO ASK DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A PETITION OF [BLEEP] OR A PIRATE SHIP FULL OF SCARY PEOPLE. THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ON A PIRATE SHIP YOU'VE ALREADY DECIDED THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] WHAT PEOPLE THINK. YOU ALREADY FREE, FREER THAN THOSE PETITION SIGNING PANSIES. UNLIKE THEM YOU ARE NOT DESPERATE FOR ACCEPTANCE. YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON, YOU DON'T NEED TO BELONG, YOU JUST
[ applause ] >> greg: thank you. can somebody help that poor woman who fainted? happy thursday everyone. this fall, chris christie will teacher's class at el on how to run a political campaign. he will discuss everything he's ever done and then say don't do that. the class will only be open to ten students... Read more
[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i know. i know! i know! [ chuckling ] you are lucky to have me. [ laughter ] happy thursday everybody. so while filming a music video in nashville, von jan gotta-mac jon bon jovi heroically talked a woman off of talk -- jumping off a bridge, by promising to quit making... Read more
[ ♪♪♪ ] >> greg: i. i know. i feel the same way about me. happy wednesday brian stelter returning to cnn the network also announced the office, for a will be open 24 hours a day now they say he had his hiring is a bold move to increase workplace diversity by adding up potato and who better to cover... Read more
[cheering and applause] [laughter] >> stop it! stop it! stop it! i would blush if i had any blood in my body. happy thursday everyone. it's been two days since cnn announced they are bringing back brian stelter, two days and already jake tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator lock. once again... Read more
>> greg: yes! yes. it appears there is no debate around my sex appeal. happy wednesday, everyone. people are accusing last night's debate moderator of teaming up against trump while letting kamala slide. he was under so much attack you would thank the moderators were working from a slanted roof. it... Read more
>> greg so leftovers. >> greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. so they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. look how white i am. compared to my makeup. >> even white a long time boss. >> greg: this week... Read more
With these super divisive rabidly partisan politics we're losing the humanity that we could be seeing in each [music] other all right so this i don't give a wait see the good catholic girl is like wait can i cuss the answer is yes not the camera's on i know i'm like my mom watches everything and jesus... Read more
I had a relationship that was like abusive like abusive dude narcissist um it got really ugly and it it really warped my brain to where i thought everything was my fault and it took like years of therapy to get that out of my head um m20s i was in my mid 20s and then i was single for a while and i also... Read more
[applause] thank you thank you thank thank you thank you can somebody help that poor woman who fainted happy thursday everyone this fall chris christie will teach a class at yale on how to run a political campaign uhoh there he'll discuss everything he's ever done and then say don't do that the class... Read more
[applause] what a pleasant surprise jean was working extra hard today i knew that shock train would work all right welcome to can you get more obvious tonight dem's force rfk onto ballots cat this is really interesting uh he wanted his name off so it wouldn't screw trump out of votes but the democrat... Read more
Laughingstock they did and we have a former speaker of the house stuck about 2 weeks away from today as malin balser going out elsewhere as there are beginning to crumble and my guess is as is beginning to find his stride over the next few weeks the challenge for harrises ' nobody knows much about her... Read more
>> judge jeanine: it looks like the liberal media is getting another bad case of kamala-nesia. left-wing "politico" forgetting kamala harris as part of the biden-harris administration after posting this headline on next that said letter quote our corrupt leadership: vance tries to tether harris to biden... Read more