Gutfeld: This would be the opposite of the Biden ‘clown show’

[Applause] thank you thank you thank thank you thank you can somebody help that poor woman who fainted happy Thursday everyone this fall Chris Christie will teach a class at Yale on how to run a political campaign uhoh there he'll discuss everything he's ever done and then say don't do that the class will only be open to 10 students because that's the most that'll fit in there with him the class will be very inclusive considering Christy is fluent in over eight sandwiches and any student bringing an apple should be aware he won't accept it unless it's dipped in Caramel he's a friend kamla Harris has been roundly criticized for bringing Tim Waltz along with her for tonight's CNN interview but supporters say America is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy [Applause] Harris has claimed she once worked at McDonald's but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail why would she lie anyway a Venezuelan migrant gang was caught on camera taking over an apartment complex in Aurora Colorado authorities are at a loss on how to negotiate with people so willing to risk their security deposit you know I like that joke and I resent you for not laughing I approve this resentment Thank You Laundry experts may have uncovered where your missing socks have gone they may have been sucked into improperly inserted lint filters although some men might have just put them down the front of their pants Colorado man survived a night alone on a mountain after his co-workers left him behind during an office retreat hell why didn't we think of this huh I saw that one coming according to the US Surgeon General parenting can be hazardous to your health due to high levels of stress especially when your kids hate your [Applause] guts yeah just keep it on there we love you Jamie and finally sources say Baron Trump will not follow in his Father's Footsteps and instead will go to school somewhere in New York Hunter Biden however still plans on following his Father's Footsteps by banging Jill all right let's do a monologue now I don't want to get ahead of myself because then all I do is stare at my ass but what if Trump wins who would he ask to join his merry pirate ship of radicals what about Elon Musk this week for former Navy SEAL Shan Ryan mentioned that musk expressed an interest in being part of the second Trump Administration H I wonder if he and Elon have a great relationship is he great is he a totally unusual character and do we have to cherish our Geniuses El have a great relationship he's great he is a totally unusual character do you know Elan at all I don't he's great and he's smart and we have to cherish our genius you know we don't have too many of them right mhm he's right we don't have enough Geniuses but this Trump musk matchup is like one of those videos where an owl becomes friends with a lion you know I just love unexpected matchups you know like this or this wow and this but would Trump put musk in the cabinet I put him in the cabinet absolutely but I don't know how he could do that with all the things he's got going but he can sort of as the expression goes consult with the country and give you some very good ideas he's right musk could offer a ton of good ideas plus it would be fun to see how many government workers he gets pregnant but if you don't think musk is qualified remember remember he runs X and Tesla and launches Rockets the only thing Biden has been known to launch is an underwear rocket after his metam musal smoothie and have you seen Biden's hires it looks like they sent a head hunter to the bar in Star Wars so what's so radical about a president having smart people in his cabinet be a nice change from the Biden Harris White House Which is less a cabinet and more a padded cell think about it mayor Pete blink Rondo Cardona Garland mayorcas it's like they found these people under the roommates wanted section of Craigslist but Trump you know he should treat his cabinet like Oceans 11 put together the most elite team of Brilliant Minds across multiple Fields get the best CEOs or other great thinkers instead of lifelong politicians make it the opposite of the Biden clim clown show where they cast for diversity instead of Brilliance and didn't care about the result and it seems like Trump's already thinking that way Tulsi gabber and RFK Jr have already joined his White House transition team that's two former Dems working for Trump which is akin to the Dems like Maxine Waters joining the Aryan Brotherhood welcome aboard and apparently the paff said they'd contribute to the Trump lineup in their fields of expertise for RFK it could be chronic diseases or legal reform or how to get sick abs and for Tulsi why not foreign policy it'd be nice to have a Secretary of State who can bring us peace without leaving a trail of unfortunate suicides but who else could Trump tap Joe Rogan Mike Row Dana White Bill Amman Kid Rock how about Larry cudow as treasury secretary he's smarter than Janet Yellen and his haircut wasn't brought to you by Tupperware [Applause] judge Janine could be attorney general finally we could Deport haraldo never over the right he could be Secretary of State what better way to reflect America than Outsourcing an important job to an Indian Tyrus could head up Homeland Security hell he's big enough to be the Department of Homeland Security part time part time part part time cat could be the Secretary of interior cuz she never leaves her house kill me could head at the Department of Transportation after all his career is a train wreck how about Pete heith to head of Veterans Affairs you know he'll uphold the Constitution when he's got it tattooed on his arm then there's me what should I do perhaps a new position for Secretary of muscles yeah [Applause] you won't get ripped off you'll you'll just get ripped look we already got the makings of the most anti-establishment presidency in history so let's start there and then create a merry unpredictable perhaps even eccentric band of Rogues with specific talents make it the perfect pirate ship and isn't this exactly how this country was founded not by arrogant rent seeking insiders and bureaucrats but Renegades and miscreant our founding fathers weren The Establishment they were Rebels badasses and even Playboys they make the crew on Oceans 11 look like the Bratz from car for kids so why not model a cabinet after them you could do worse hell we've seen worse up close bottom line our founding fathers weren't people who got along with others if that were true we'd still be speaking English perod let's welcome tonight's guest like diets and taxes he's used to being cheated on actor writer comedian Jamie [Applause] lissow this young lass will go far with a name like an Irish bar Fox Business correspondent Kelly Grady we never thought a twig could get this big New York Times best selling off cat to and his idea of a lunchbox is a rest Str New York Times bestselling author comedian for tyus Jamie you're familiar with a Dream Team your wife had one consisting of lawyers when she took everything that you owned what do you see Trump doing I'm excited about his cabinet I think I'm sick of the you know they they F in B do you ever know Biden's cabinet was filled with prescription bottles and Vaseline and so by way RFK that photo my good is it normal to be able to see someone's heart what does that guy do for heart in the gym oh my good I would like to defend uh KL a little bit here you know she's getting a lot of flak for bringing her buddy with the CNN interview is it possible she just used to watching Joe have handlers everywhere whether it's when he's walking or in the bathroom um right maybe it by the way ever since Joe moved in they're calling it The White House with brown spots and um should I stop there Jamie it it might be the right thing to do um I'm being honest I love that you Kelly welcome to the show why not do something I mean he's his White House is already considered kind of like Renegade just by him being there assuming he wins why not think outside the box so to speak well I mean absolutely right I mean that that's kind of what president Trump is known for his whole campaign people love that about him I don't love Elon Musk though as a pick and especially if I'm a Tesla shareholder every Tesla investor is going dear God no not another thing for this man to add to his plate if you own Tesla and you're watching at home sell if he heads up because that is going to go down the stock um I I don't love him to be advising on artificial intelligence that's been kind of thrown around I hate when you have people who are in the U the cabinet or or rather uh advising on this stuff and they have a financial interest in a certain space but I do love imagining what it would be like in their meetings because both of them are are known to be talkers yeah they're known to be passionate um they they're known to get sidetracked you would really need someone to just pull them all together and be like okay so the question was this yes let's get back yeah they talked for like almost three hours was it last yeah yeah and it was like they talked like for one hour on one topic and it was uh them how does how does he have how does Elon build Rockets he does Tesla and then he does he smokes weed and does podcast for three hours all of the time I had one show yesterday I took two naps CAD um would you ever work in the White House like if you like if they asked you to do something would you do it or are you so adamant against government you wouldn't work for them the only thing I would do is that they would just let me Shut things down yeah I don't want to I don't want to add but I think I think that actually what Trump would need would be somebody like like Kelly here to say we he needs somebody to say I don't love that you can't have all yes people around you you have to have people who can be honest with you you have to have people where you know you show them the outfit that you're planning to wear and they say what else do you have right you know because if you're surrounded by all people who are not AF who are too afraid to disagree with you that doesn't mean people who hate you obviously it could be people who you trust you have to make sure you have all yes people around you because otherwise people it's not going to go well for you I think that's that's that's um very important for for everyone really yes I'm a huge proponent of yes people right tus no thank you not welcome would you ever if if if Trump called you up and said uh Tyrus I think you're great I think you're awesome you're keep going yes I'd like you to be I'd like you to be in my cabinet uh I'd like to like do press secretary part-time I think that would be fun just to just to go at reporters you know and uh insist on things like follow-up questions uh there'll be no notebooks because the one we saw for the last three and a half years had no answers in it so there's no point in having it yeah um and the one thing we would do is we would push hard to me everybody had to be vetted so going back to this kamla McDonald's you know you know issue yeah she came from a loving family right so I'm sure they have a picture of her first day at McDonald's so put that picture up there and shut everybody up listen I understand I worked at Arby's for 6 minutes yeah no I I did I showed up 15 minutes late and uh they were like yo you're late and I was like oh the watch is The White Man's tool and uh then they said okay start on dishes oh it's cuz I'm black you want me to wash dishes I'm not doing it and then the black manager said to me you can go yeah so did you see I uh I saw part of the interview it was only 18 minutes long where kamla actually said that we had these we had uh deadlines that were bound to time and I'm like trying to think what other deadlines are there that aren't bound to time who is her speech writer Edgar Allen po it was the worst day it was the first day it was the best day yeah she's she's she looked miserable but anyway it was CNN what do you expect up next cat ladies give kamla a gift without consulting Taylor Swift if you'll be in the New York area and like tickets to see gutv go to foxnews.com gutel and click on the link to join our studio audience click here to subscribe to the Fox News YouTube page to catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you won't get it anywhere else [Music] [Applause] fore you [Music] [Music] [Music] I you oh [Music] [Music] this [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] sh ain't going to be my girl Jing in my RO looking like the da with B

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