'The Five' reflects on school memories

IT'S 5:00 IN NEW YORK CITY, AND THIS IS A SPECIAL EDITION OF "THE FIVE." ♪ ♪ HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND, EVERYBODY APPEARED WE ARE CELEBRATING WITH A LOT OF FUN IN-STORE. WE HAVE SOME OF OUR BEST MOMENTS FROM THE PAST YEAR ON TOPICS LIKE AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE AND THE CRAZIEST STORIES FROM CONCERTS. BUT FIRST, WE ARE TAKING YOUR FAN MAIL QUESTIONS. WE'VE GOT ONE FROM FACEBOOK. NORINNE C, WHAT'S SCARY TO YOU, GREG, THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN OR OUTER SPACE? >> Greg: WHAT IF THEY ARE THE SAME THING? >> Jesse: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. >> Greg: WHAT AT THE OCEAN'S OUTER SPACE. WHAT IF ALIENS ARE ACTUALLY LIVING IN THE OCEAN. WE ALWAYS ASSUME THEY ARE COMING FROM UP THERE BUT WHERE THEY LIVE DOWN THERE AND WHAT IF THEY WERE SO TINY THAT WE CAN SEE THEM AND THEY HAVE A HUGE WORLD UNDERNEATH US. >> Jessica: WE DID HAVE THIS QUESTION IN ADVANCE? >> Greg: NO, I DECIDED TO GO FOR IT. >> Jesse: THIS IS WHAT COMES TO THE TIP OF HIS TONGUE. THAT IS SCARY. THEY DO COME A WHAT SCARES YOU, BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN OUTER SPACE? >> Dana: BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR WHAT IS UNDER THE WATER. WATCH A DOCUMENTARY. >> Greg: I FIND A LOT OF THINGS DOWN THERE AND I LEAVE A LOT OF THINGS DOWN THERE. >> Jesse: WE WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE YOU THERE APPEAR JESSICA? >> Jessica: BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, TOO, BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT DEATH IS LIKE DOWN THERE, YOU CAN SEE IT A LOT BE IT OUTER SPACE DEATH, NOT REALLY SURE. >> Jesse: JUDGE, I THINK EITHER IN SPACE OR THE DEEP SEA, THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF YOU. >> Judge Jeanine: . >> Judge Jeanine: OH, NO, I AM SUCH A SWEET PERSON. HERE IS THE THINK YOU'RE THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY OUTER SPACE DOESN'T, MAYBE BECAUSE WE THINK OF THE AIR AND THE ATMOSPHERE AND DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY UP THERE BUT THE OCEAN DEFINITELY. >> Jesse: THERE IS NOTHING SCARY ABOUT OUTER SPACE. THE NEXT QUESTION IS FROM FRENCHY F, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ONE THING YOU ALWAYS FORGET IN A HURRY PURE LET'S START WITH YOU, JUDGE JEANINE. WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET IN A HURRY? >> Judge Jeanine: MY SUNGLASSES. >> Jesse: I CAN SEE THAT AND THEY ARE NOT THAT EXPENSIVE, I'M SURE APPEARED WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> Jessica: KEYS. >> Jesse: YOU FIND YOURSELF LOCKED OUT OFTEN? >> Jessica: WE RECENTLY MOVED TO A BUILDING WITHOUT A DOORMAN AND SO I NEED KEYS. I KNOW, THE HORROR. ANYWAY, SO I HAVE BECOME THAT WHITE THAT IS LIKE YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU HAVE KEYS, RIGHT? >> Jesse: YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD GET A PAY RAISE AFTER ALL OF THE BEATINGS YOU TAKE HERE. >> Jessica: IT'S A NICER BUILDING. >> Jesse: DON'T JUSTIFY, DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY, YOU ARE DOING JUST GREAT. >> Dana: AIRPODS. I HATE BEING WITHOUT THEM. >> Jesse: YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR DEEP-SEA PODCASTS. GREG? >> Greg: WHAT? >> Jesse: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ALWAYS LEAVE BEHIND IN A HURRY? >> Greg: I ALWAYS FORGET TO PAY. [LAUGHTER] >> Jesse: DINE AND DASH. >> Greg: WASN'T TALKING ABOUT DINING. >> Jesse: THAT IS NOT NICE, GREG, THOSE PEOPLE WORK HARD APPEARED. >> Dana: LABOR DAY. >> Greg: IT IS LABOR-INTENSIVE. >> Judge Jeanine: YOU ESPECIALLY. >> Jesse: I ALWAYS REMEMBER EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE JOHNNY AND HE MAKES SURE I KEEP EVERYTHING TOGETHER. >> Greg: DO YOU FORGET JOHNNY? >> Jesse: IF I FORGOT JOHNNY WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING. FACEBOOK QUESTION JEAN T PURE WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE FIELD TRIP YOU HAVE EVER BEEN ON? GREG, ANY FIELD TRIPS YOU REMEMBER FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL? >> Greg: YES, I WENT ON A FIELD TRIP IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, THIS WAS THREE YEARS AGO. UNTIL THEY ASKED ME TO LEAVE. THEY TOOK US BEHIND COME UNDERNEATH THE LOCAL SHOPPING MALL. IT WAS THE HILLSTONE MALL. IN SAN MATEO. YOU USED TO GO INTO THE FRONT OF THE MALL TO THE DOUGHNUT PLACES, BUT THEY LET US GO BEHIND THE MALL, THROUGH THE LITTLE TUNNELS, AND IT WAS REALLY EXCITING. >> Jesse: THAT WAS A FIELD TRIP? >> Greg: THAT WAS A FIELD TRIP TO THE MALL. >> Jesse: YOUR TEACHER JUST WANTED TO SHOP. >> Greg: I THINK HE WAS BETTING ON THE RACES. HE WAS AT THE BAY MEADOWS RACETRACK AND JUST DROPPED US OFF. >> Jesse: I WOULD BET, TOO, IF I HAD YOU AS A STUDENT. DANA? >> Dana: IN COLORADO THERE WAS A TRIP, A GEOLOGY CLASS TRIP. WE WENT TO THE MOUNTAINS, AND WE COULD PRETEND WE WERE GEOLOGIST, I GUESS, BUT I REMEMBER I GOT ONE OF THOSE ROCKS -- I DON'T KNOW THE NAME IS NOT COMING TO ME -- THEY OPEN UP, IT IS A CRYSTAL -- >> Judge Jeanine: THE GEODE'S? >> Dana: YES, AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE A GEOLOGIST AND LOOK AT ME NOW. >> Jesse: IN THE AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM IN EIGHTH GRADE, WENT TO WASHINGTON, D.C., AND THEY SOLD ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM. DO YOU REMEMBER ASKED HER NOT ICE CREAM? WHEN YOU ARE IN EIGHTH GRADE IT IS REALLY EXCITING. >> Judge Jeanine: YOU ARE NEXT. >> Jessica: GREAT. TWO THINGS I LOVED. A TRIP TO THE LIBERTY SCIENCE CENTER, WHICH I FEEL LIKE IS A SIMILAR VIBE TO WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, THOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER ASTRAL ICE CREAM BUT THEY HAD SOME THEY CALLED THE TOUCH TUNNEL WHERE YOU COULD SIMULATE BEING BLIND SO YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE. >> Dana: INTERESTING. >> Jessica: IT WAS INCREDIBLE. DON'T DO IT. THE OTHER THING I LOVED, WE HAD SOMETHING CALLED FIELD DAY WHERE WE WOULD GO TO CENTRAL PARK AND HAVE COLOR WAR AND ALL OF IT THINGS YOU DID. >> Dana: FIELD DAY. >> Greg: CENTRAL PARK? INTERESTING. >> Jessica: THEY WOULD BUST US UPTOWN TO CENTRAL PARK FOR A NICE BIG GREEN FIELD. >> Dana: DID YOU HAVE THE GREEN RIBBONS FOR PARTICIPATION? >> Jessica: WE WERE ALL WINNERS WITHOUT A RIBBON. >> Dana: THAT WAS A REAL FIELD DAY. >> Judge Jeanine: I REMEMBER GOING -- WASN'T A FIELD, I REMEMBER GOING TO CORNING GLASS. WE WENT TO CORNING GLASSWORKS AND I REMEMBER HOW SHOCKED I WAS THEY COULD TAKE GLASS AND JUST BLOW IT AND BLOW IT INTO VASES AND IT WAS SPECTACULAR. >> Dana: GLASSBLOWING. >> Judge Jeanine: I LOVE GLASSWORKS A LOT APPEARED. >> Jesse: DANNY W, WHAT WAS IN YOUR SCHOOL LOCKER? GREG, ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION ON ADVICE OF COUNSEL? >> Greg: IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL PRODUCING THAT "DATELINE" EPISODE. I'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WHAT MY LAWYER SAID. THERE WAS A PAIR OF RED SOCKS. IN MY LOCKER, I -- OH. A PAPERBACK OF "NAKED LUNCH" BY WILLIAM BURROUGHS. THAT WAS IN MY LOCKER. I USED TO CARRY THAT BOOK AROUND IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> Jesse: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN YOUR LOCKER BECAUSE EVERYBODY STUFF YOU IN IT. >> Greg: YOU KNOW, THAT IS SOMETHING A BULLY WOULD SAY, JESSE, AND YOU ARE A BULLY. >> Jesse: JUDGE JEANINE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 'S SHARPEN SPENT PENCILS? >> Judge Jeanine: I WAS A GOOD KID, CATHOLIC SCHOOL, NOTRE DAME HIGH SCHOOL. >> Jesse: WHAT DID YOU HAVE, MARIJUANA? >> Jessica: NO, TRAPPER KEEPERS -- >> Jesse: TRAPPER KEEPERS. >> Dana: I HAD THE PG FOLDER. >> Greg: IT WAS AN ORANGE IS YELLOW. BASKETBALL? >> Greg: THERE WAS ALSO A TRACK GUY AND IT WAS VERY NARROW. >> Jessica: I DON'T KNOW THAT. >> Dana: YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT? >> Jesse: ON MY LOCKER YOU HAD TO REMEMBER THE COMBINATION, THAT WAS CHALLENGING PURE FACEBOOK QUESTION FROM EVA P. IS YOUR BEST VACATION MORE ABOUT LOCATION OR RELAXATION? DANA? >> Dana: LOCATION. I LOVE TO GO TO SPAIN. I HAVE LOTS OF PLANS FOR SPAIN IN MY FUTURE, WON'T BE ANYTIME SOON. >> Jesse: YOU'D DON'T LAY ON THE BEACH? >> Dana: I CAN DO THREE HOURS. I CAN READ FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT, DOESN'T BOTHER ME. >> Jesse: YOU GET THROUGH THREE BOOKS A WEEKEND. YOU? >> Judge Jeanine: YOU? >> Jesse: YOU. >> Judge Jeanine: ME? IT IS ABOUT LOCATION, LOCATION, NOT RELAXATION. I CAN NEVER RELAX. I LIKE THE MIDDLE EAST. I LIKED EGYPT. >> Greg: THAT'S WHERE I GO TO RELAX, THE MIDDLE EAST. [LAUGHTER] >> Jesse: BAGHDAD. >> Judge Jeanine: TURKEY, ALL OF THAT STUFF. [LAUGHTER] >> Jessica: PREKIDS, LOCATION. POST-KIDS, RELAXATION. WHICH DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THEY COMES BECAUSE IT IS LIKE THE AWAY GAME. JUST WITHOUT ALL OF THE CHOICE. >> Greg: I'M NOT EITHER OR, I LIKE A LITTLE VACATION, A LITTLE LOCATION, A LITTLE RELAXATION, A LITTLE -- >> Jesse: YOU LIKE A STAYCATION. YOUR LAST VACATION YOU STAYED HERE. >> Greg: THAT'S TRUE. >> Jesse: MY AIRLINES ARE VERY GRATEFUL. >> Greg: LIFE IS A VACATION AS YOU SL

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