‘Gutfeld!’ reacts to Kamala Harris' CNN interview

>> GREG SO LEFTOVERS. >> Greg: THESE OF THE LEFTOVERS WERE READ THE JOKES THAT WE DID NOT USE THIS WEEK AS ALWAYS IS MY FIRST TIME READING THEM. SO THEY SOCKED, WILL SKIN JOE AND ROAM AROUND IN MAPLE SYRUP. LOOK HOW WHITE I AM. COMPARED TO MY MAKEUP. >> EVEN WHITE A LONG TIME BOSS. >> Greg: THIS WEEK THE TSA HAD TO REMIND US OF THAT PEANUT BUTTER IS A LIQUID. AND ALSO THAT JOE BIDEN IT CAN FLY COMMERCIAL BECAUSE HE ALWAYS HAS MORE THAN 3 OUNCES OF LIQUID IN HIS PANTS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. HE STILL OUR PRESIDENT. THIS FALL CHRIS CHRISTIE WILL TEACH A CLASS AT ELP ARC ON HOW TO RUN A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. HE WILL BE GRADING ON A HUGE CURVE. BECAUSE HE CORRECTS HIS PAPERS IN BED. SEE? IN THE MISSOURI NATIONAL PARK IT TURNS OUT THAT AN INJURED BALD EAGLE AS MY EGO WAS TOO FAT TO FLY. THAT'S THE SAME REASON I GAVE THE VIEW WHEN THEY WANT TO DO A SHOW IN HAWAII. YOU PEOPLE. 66 YOUR OLD MAN FIRED FOR APPEARING IN A TIMES SQUARE HOTEL LOBBY. IS SUING FOR OVER 1 MILLION BUCKS CLAIMING HE SUFFERS FROM A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAUSES HIM TO FREQUENTLY. IT'S CALLED BEING 66. AMMAN WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST PENIS REVEALED THE WAY MADE HIS LIFE DIFFICULT. WE CHOSE THE RIGHT NOW BUT I'M BUSY. WHO GOT THAT JOKE THE ARK AND IT IS A JOKE. PRESIDENT BIDEN IS ON HIS SECOND STRAIGHT WEEK OF VACATION. HE WOULD GET MORE REST IF NOT FOR THE LOCAL KIDS WHO KEEP POKING HIM WITH A STICK TO SEE IF HE IS ALIVE. STEPHEN KING MOCKED ELON MUSK ON ACTS AFTER ONE OF HIS ROCKET LAUNCHES WAS DELAYED. BUT KING SHOULD STICK TO WHAT HE DOES BEST. SCARING PEOPLE. WITH HIS FACE. SOME PEOPLE DISPUTE THE CLAIM THAT KAMALA HARRIS WORKED AT McDONALD'S IN THE PAST. MEANWHILE McDONALD'S CLAIMS A RECORD SHOW JUST ONE CLOWN WORKING THERE. PHILADELPHIA POLICE SUSPECT A COUPLE WAS GETTING BUSY AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE GEARSHIFT OF THEIR CAR SENDING IT INTO A RIVER. IT SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLE. HAVING SEX WITH A PERSON FROM PHILADELPHIA. THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL AND DREW A MASSIVE CROWD WITH AN DOME. MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WENT BUT SOMETHING DEFINITELY CAME OVER THEM. CROWD GORIN. [ Crowd Groaning ] SPEED AND NO APOLOGIES. FOUND SHE WAS HOT SPLICE WITH WEST NILE, THE DOCTOR RECOMMENDED HE LIE IN BED AS OPPOSED TO ITS USUAL LYING STANDING UP. GOOD AND THAT THERE. FINALLY PLAYS AN SUBURBAN NEW YORK COUNTY HAVE MADE THE FIRST ARREST UNDER A NEW LAW BANNING FACE MASKS. AFTER THE ARREST POLICE BACK THE PERSON TO PUT IT BACK ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE STUFF. LAST NIGHT IT WAS A CONTROLLED BURN. THE GOLA LIMIT THE DAMAGE TO A SMALL AREA IN ORDER TO PREVENT A LARGER INFERNO THAT WOULD ENGULF THE ENTIRE CANDIDACY. FOR IT TO WORK THE CONDITIONS HAD TO BE RIGHT YOU HAD TO PICK THE RIGHT HOST, THE SETTING, THE LENGTH OF TIME, THE CHAPERONE, AND THE QUESTIONS. AND THE OBVIOUS WANT TO AVOID, WAS HER ROLE IN COVERING JO'S MENTAL UNFITNESS. REMEMBER, SHE INSISTED PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS EXTRAORDINARILY STRONG. >> U.S. AS IT PRESIDENT BIDEN IS INCREDIBLY STRONG. GIVEN WHERE WE ARE NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS ABOUT WHAT YOU TOLD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? >> NO, NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL. I HAVE SERVED WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW. AND I'LL TELL YOU IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST HONOURS IN MY CAREER. TRULY. HE CARES SO DEEPLY ABOUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. HE IS SO SMART, SPEED IT WAS SO SMART. SO SMART HE HAD TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE. BUT WHAT IF YOU TELLING THE TRUTH THAT TO HER JOE IT SEEMED SMART WEIGHT THAT WILL MEAN SHE'S A DROOLING IDIOT. AND SHE JUST ROCKS. IF YOU DID ANYTHING ELSE SHE WILL MAKE KAMALA HARRIS LOOK BAD AND WE KNOW THAT HELPS A TRUMP. AND BY DO YOU DO WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE OBVIOUS COUP AGAINST BIDEN? YOU DO WHAT ANY SEASONED ACT DOES, TURN IT INTO A FAMILY MOMENT. DID IT HAPPEN ON A SUNDAE? >> IT WAS A SUNDAY, I'LL GIVE YOU TOO MUCH INFORMATION. SPIRIT IS NO SUCH THING. >> MY FAMILY WAS STAYING WITH US. INCLUDING MY BABY NIECES, AND WE HAD JUST HAD PANCAKES AND CAN I HAVE MY BACON, AND YES I'LL MAKE YOU MORE BACON. WE WERE SITTING DOWN TO DO A PUZZLE. AND THE PHONE RANG AND IT WAS JOE BIDEN. AND HE TOLD ME WHAT YOU DECIDED TO DO. AND I ASKED HIM ARE YOU SURE, AND HE SAID YES. >> Greg: AT LEAST THE KID GOT MORE BACON. I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT ABOUT THAT BACON. SINCE ONE DOES KAMALA HARRIS GIVE US TO -- TOO MUCH INFORMATION? SHE GIVES US NO INFORMATION. AND WHEN SHE HIT KAMALA HARRIS ON THEIR EVER-CHANGING POSITIONS KAMALA HARRIS AND SAYS THAT SHE HAS NOT. SPOILER ALERT SHE HAS. >> IN 2019 YOU SAID QUOTE THERE IS NO QUESTION I'M IN FAVOUR OF BANNING FRACKING, FRACKING AS YOU KNOW IS A PRETTY BIG ISSUE PARTICULARLY IN YOUR MUST WIN STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA. DO YOU STILL WANTED TO BAN FRACKING? >> NOW AND I MADE THAT CLEAR ON THE DEBATE STAGE IN 2020. THAT I WILL NOT BAN FRACKING AS A VICE PRESIDENT I DID NOT BAN FRACKING AS A PRESIDENT I WILL NOT BAN FRACKING. WE ARE IN 2024 AND I'M NOT JAN DEPOSITION GOING FORWARD. I KEPT MY WART AND I WILL KEEP MY WORD. >> WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE THAT POSITION AT THE TIME? >> LET'S BE CLEAR. MY VALUES HAVE NOT CHANGED. >> Greg: THAT WAS CLEAR. 2019 SHE SAYS THERE'S NO QUESTION SHE WOULD BAN FRACKING, NOW SHE SAID SHE WILL NOT BAN A FRACKING BUT THEN SHE SAYS HURT POSITION HAS NOT CHANGED. WAS DEAD? THAT THE DEFINITION OF FRACKING CHANGE? TO NOT FRACKING. THEN EVERYTHING SHE'S HAD MADE SENSE. CLASSIC KAMALA HARRIS. R.I.P. I THINK. GOOGLE IT. LISTEN TO THIS. >> I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED AND I HAVE WORKED ON, THAT THE CLIMATE CRISIS ISRAEL, THAT IT IS AN URGENT MATTER, TO WHICH WE SHOULD IMPLY METRICS THAT INCLUDE HOLDING OURSELVES THE DEADLINES AROUND THE TIME. >> Greg: DEADLINES, DEADLINES AROUND THE TIME. AS OPPOSED TO THAT -- DEADLINES ARE BASED ON TIME. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME? >> THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME, THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME SO WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THERE'S A GREAT SIGNIFICANCE TO THE PASSAGE OF TIME, THERE IS SUCH GREAT SIGNIFICANCE TO THE PASSAGE OF TIME. >> Greg: WHAT IS IT SIGNIFICANT AT THE PASSAGE OF TIME WHEN YOU CAN MAKE IT 18 MINUTE INTERVIEW SEEM LIKE AN ETERNITY. NOW THE MEDIA CALLS THIS RACE A RACE TO THE MIDDLE. SAY WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAY TO COME OFF AS A MODERATE BECAUSE PEOPLE APPRECIATE THE NORM. WHICH RAISES THE OBVIOUS QUESTION. WHY DO YOU PUSH LEFT-WING IDEOLOGY WHEN COME ELECTION TIME PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT IT'S NOT WHAT THEY WANT? AND WHY IS IT YOU CAN ONLY PUSH YOUR LEFT-WING AIMS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING. WHAT'S THAT SAY? YOUR POSITION SUCK. AND YOU'RE NOT BEING TREATED OF OTHERS WHEN FINALLY THERE LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU. WHICH IS A BAD TIME TO FORGET THE NAME OF THE SUPREME COURT. >> HE EVEN CALLED THE TERMINATION OF THE UNITED STATES SUPREME -- THE SUPREME LAND OF OUR NATION. >> Greg: IT'S NICE TO SEE SHOULD CONTINUE WHERE JOE LEFT OFF. JIM YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING POLITICS FOR DECADES. VERY CLOSELY. HAVE YOU SEEN A RACE QUITE LIKE THIS? AND I DON'T MEAN THAT KAMALA HARRIS' RACE, I MEAN JUST THE POLITICAL RACE? >> I FIND HER ENTERTAINING, WE ALL HAVE FORGOTTEN SUPREME COURT. I FIELD -- IT A BIT EASIER TO REMEMBER. AND YOU THAT WOULD BOMB I DID IT ANYWAY. BECAUSE I'M STUPID. I WROTE IT DOWN AND I'M LIKE NOPE DON'T SAY IT AND THEN I SAID IT. >> THE STORY OF MY LIFE. >> I DON'T MIND WHEN SOMEONE CHANGES POSITION. AS LONG AS IT WANT TO STICK TO IT. WE ALWAYS COMPLAIN THAT THEY DIG IN ON SOMETHING AND THEY DON'T CHANGE. WEATHER ANSWER IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WHEN THEY SAY WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR POSITION, SHE RELIES MORE PEOPLE THAT MY POSITION WAS WRONG AND SO I ADDRESS. I DON'T NEED YOU TO HAVE INTEGRITY TO DO WHAT PEOPLE WANT YOU TO DO. >> Greg: I HAVE CHANGED MY POSITION ON A LOT OF THINGS AND YOU JUST SAY OH, I THINK I WAS WRONG. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY AND PEOPLE GO WOW. WHY ARE POLITICIANS TOLD NOT TO SAY THEY THINK THEY ARE WRONG ON SOMETHING? >> BECAUSE HE PRIMES THEM FOR. IF YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING PEOPLE DON'T JUST GO OUT THAT WAS HONEST WE TRIED TO KILL YOU FOR IT, SHE'S VERY IRRITATING, IT'S FUN TO WATCH HER TALK ABOUT RIGHTING THAT SHIP WHEN SHE'S VICE PRESIDENT FOR THE GUY WHO SANK IT. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: JOEY, I'M INCLINED TO ASK YOU ABOUT WALZ BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU ARE MILITARY HEROES. THOUGH I HESITATE USING YOUR NAME AND HIS IN THE SAME SENTENCE. BECAUSE HE DID SO MUCH MORE. BUT TO HEAR HIM TELL IT. BUT HE DID NOT DO ANYTHING. HE REMINDED ME OF WHEN YOU SEE ON "60 MINUTES" WHEN THEY HAVE THE HEAD OF A CORPORATION AND HIS LAWYER. AND THE LAWYER IS OFF ON THE SIDE AND THE LAWYER IS LOOKING LIKE THIS AND HIS CLIENT WHILE BEING INTERVIEW. HE WAS THERE IN CASE SHE GOT SICK OR SOMETHING. >> ALL HE DID I THINK HE WAS THERE TO MAKE HER LOOK BETTER. SHE HAS A LACK ABILITY PROBLEM THAT SHE ALWAYS HAS. SO THEY BRING HIM IN THERE AND HE'S RUNNING THIS LAWN ABOUT BEING COACH AND MIDWESTERN BUT THINK ABOUT WHAT HE SAID HE SAID THAT I DON'T USE A GOOD GRAMMAR. BECAUSE PEOPLE IN THE MIDWEST ARE KNOWN AS SOMEONE FROM GEORGIA LET ME TELL YOU I SIT THERE AND I WENT AND NO WAY HE JUST SAID HE WAS IN COMBAT DID HE, THAT'S BAD GRAMMAR. AND I KNOW THAT. WHAT HE IS IS HE'S A LIAR. AND YOU CAN'T ADMIT THAT ON TV. >> I THINK HE DID NOT EVEN DIRECTLY ANSWER THE WHOLE DWI THING EITHER. HE SCORED A PAST THAT HE TALKED ABOUT HIS KID. AND HIS DOG. >> AND SHE OFFERED UP ON A SILVER PLATE SHE COUPLED A COUPLE THINGS TO GET THAT SO HE COULD GET PIVOT. IF YOU WATCH THE WHOLE THING SHE LED THEM TO THEIR ANSWER. >> Greg: AND, SHE DID NOT DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU PREDICTED THEY WOULD NOT DO. NO FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. NOT EVEN A WHY DID YOU MEAN BY THAT. >> I KNOW. SHE DID DO ONE WHERE SHE ASKED WHAT WOULD A DAY ON DAY ONE? AND SHE ASKED HER THAT AGAIN. AGAIN. NOT EXACTLY THE LEVEL OF COMPETITIVE SHE HAD WHEN SHE IS TALKING J.D. VANCE BUT SOMETHING. I'M ALSO CONCERNED THAT KAMALA HARRIS DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TMI IS. IN MY EXPERIENCE BECAUSE IN MY EXPERIENCE AT TMI WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SORRY TMI, THE TALKING ABOUT BEHAVIOUR OR. OR OTHER BODILY FLUIDS. I WAS LIKE WHERE IS THE TMI? IF THEY ALL [BLEEP] THEMSELVES. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >> THAT'S TMI. I WAS WITH SOME KIDS THAT WANTED PANCAKES AND BACON IS NOT TMI. NOBODY THREW UP, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. >> Greg: WHAT WOULD BE TMI? MY GOODNESS. >> TMI AT BREAKFAST TODAY. SORRY FOR THE TMI. >> I CAN'T WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ON TMI P.R. >> I'M A QUEEN OF TMI. I GOT MORE TMI COMING UP IN THE NEXT ONE TO. BELIEVE ME. >> I LOVE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A CONVERSATION BETWEEN KAMALA HARRIS AND YOU, AND YOU SAY TMI AT PANCAKES, TMI HAD A COLOSTOMY. >> I GET CONFUSED BETWEEN A COLOSTOMY AND ILEOSTOMY. >> THAT WE'LL BE TMI. >> Greg: THAT'S WHAT WE GOT AFTER WAITING 30 DAYS. >> I THINK I SAID IT BEST WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER ENOUGH. YOU SPEAK. >> Greg: I THINK I SAID THE BEST. NO ONE ELSE WILL TOUCH THAT. WHEN YOU LIGHT ABOUT [BLEEP] BREAKFAST. THAT WERE PANCAKES. I WAS MAKING PANCAKES. AND THEN THEY ASKED FOR BACON. AND THEN WE PLAYED A PUZZLE. WHAT KIND OF BELIEVE LOOP KITCHEN TABLE DO YOU HAVE. NOBODY. OF ALL THE FOODS IN THE WORLD WHEN IT PANCAKES AND SYRUP YOU DON'T HAVE A PEN AND PAPER AND PUZZLES NEXT TO IT. >> Greg: THAT IS SO TRUE. AND BACON GREASE. >> IT'S NOT TMI IS LYING MUCH INFORMATION. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. IT SO BAD. THAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE AND IT WAS MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS IT WAS LIKE THEY ARE PLAYING GOOSE BUMPS WHERE SHE WAS TELLING DON'T GO BEHIND THAT YOU CAN DIE. IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST INTERVIEWS I'VE EVER. A SHAME ON HER. THIS IS CNN AND IT SAID THAT YOU CAN GO IN A PLACE THAT NO ONE WILL COMFORT YOU, AND ENDED 25 TIMES, THEY SHOULD HAVE SAID TO WHERE YOU HAVE ONE JOB. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE LOOP IS THAT. WHEN SHE CAME BACK THROUGH THAT BE LIKE YOU [BLEEP] THIS UP. >> Greg: I THINK WE CAN MOVE ON. LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.