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you kind of play an on that on that your character on that is sort of an you think people focus maybe too much on your looks and and don't even you know realize that you're just a shitty actor how do you how do you manage that well it's I I think I'm kind of probably a real jerk in real life like in the back of my mind but which do you prefer being in Marvel movies or being in stuff that nobody has ever heard of uh being in Marvel movies I mean do you go to your acting coach and go I've got to play a goddamn ant what am I supposed to do you lost me at acting coach yeah that seems about right no politician even if they thought it was a good idea oh my yeah [Applause]

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