I Have A New Champagne Bottle, His Name Is Dan Bernstein

Published: Sep 09, 2024 Duration: 00:03:03 Category: Entertainment

Trending searches: dan bernstein
all right real quick rant I needed people to see this I'm talking about on Twitter I need it on Instagram I haven't been this fired up I haven't wanted to put a name on a champagne bottle in years it's like you know I'm just kind of relaxing on a pile of money doing my thing well that changed today it's not my fight Eddie Barstool one of the nicest guys we got at bar just a genuinely nobody ever says anything mean about Eddie not a mean bone in his body um he's on local Chicago Sports Talk Radio that's him doing them a favor when our guys go local Sports Talk Radio we're doing you a favor um they're relics of the past so they got this guy I guess Dan Bernstein uh from what I've gotten he used to be normal then his brain broke now he's like a woke lunatic i' never heard of his ass obviously why would I Chicago sports radio but I guess he's been on the air there forever um and is pretty well hated so Eddie barcels on doing them a favor doing 670 a favor he's on some show and and they're talking about the Bears or something and I'll show the clip right after this Eddie calls him uh he's like hey Bernstein talking to him the guy's name is Dan Bernstein the name of the show is like Bernstein and Holmes this guy Bernstein this piece of [ __ ] who I guess has always hated bar stool it's like you don't have the right you don't know me to call me Bernstein scope guy Bernstein no oh God no I didn't know you know no yeah you can call you can call me Dan or you can call me bernzy but you don't know me like that got it Eddie got you Eddie's there with you here's what I saw over in the corner here at Rally House I saw a machine uh buddy it's your [ __ ] name your last name's Bernstein acting like Eddie like insulted him or some [ __ ] and then there's this little clip after it airs and his host is like what did he call you he probably thought he was going to answer like uh a cracker or something I don't know like some slur he's like he called me Burnstein that's your [ __ ] name and Holmes on 670 The Score it's SPS and Eddie from barol we'll come back I want to kick from barol we'll come back I want to kick around with you Eddie some of the main issues and story and you know what else you just did you created an enemy for life for life I don't even care if Eddie was insulted I'm [ __ ] insulted so now stoies you have my permission this is where people like Dave you shouldn't do this you're too big on a professional level professional you can harass the [ __ ] out of this guy till his dying breath he deserves wherever he does a live feed whenever he's on the radio people calling harassing calling him Bernstein pranking him if he's out doing a live show harass him prank him Callin burnson he shouldn't be able to sleep professionally speaking the rest of his life life [ __ ] this guy

Share your thoughts

Related Transcripts

Bartering Pizza On The Streets Of New York City With Strangers thumbnail
Bartering Pizza On The Streets Of New York City With Strangers

Category: Entertainment

Pizza may be bed with the people you love you can b with someone else like you trade like the shirt off their back for a slice you mean anything you like every want to trade anything for a slice of pizza what can you trade smile i'll take that that's a deal but and it's from 1 to what 10 owe me the... Read more

Barstool Has a New Enemy In Dan Bernstein | The Unnamed Show Episode 30 thumbnail
Barstool Has a New Enemy In Dan Bernstein | The Unnamed Show Episode 30

Category: Entertainment

Show start hi unamed how you guys doing right episode 30 how's it going good oh 30 of these 30 of these i think they're actually doing sneaky pretty good i saw that just telling me that yeah oh yeah sneaky why sneaky saying it's it's it's me and you with the dead weight with him so he's like surprised... Read more

This Cheesesteak From Lillo’s Tomato Pies Is Up There For One Of The Best I’ve Ever Had thumbnail
This Cheesesteak From Lillo’s Tomato Pies Is Up There For One Of The Best I’ve Ever Had

Category: Entertainment

All right so my favorite cheese steak in the world is probably angelo's in philly that's that's my number one so you guys are saying you're up for like an award or something for this right voted best in new jersey and delaware okay so let's see what we got there going to be a mess waiting to happen... Read more

I Have Never Been More Stunned By An Owner's Reaction To My Score Than This One thumbnail
I Have Never Been More Stunned By An Owner's Reaction To My Score Than This One

Category: Entertainment

Is this your spot here ironic so it's bar pizza there it is we have a facebook guy his name is mike salan i don't know who the [ __ ] that is he should be gone how long have you had this facebook guy he sounds like a clown what was the other one we did on the way home on a big trip do you remember no... Read more

Eddie Addresses Dan Bernstein Conflict + Movies vs TV Debate Ft. Marty Mush (Free Swim) thumbnail
Eddie Addresses Dan Bernstein Conflict + Movies vs TV Debate Ft. Marty Mush (Free Swim)

Category: Sports

All right b man today is wednesday it is september 11th welcome to the dog walk presented by barcelo sports before we can go into two i want to talk about chevy dri chicago.com follows kicking in and back to our favorite sports season whether you're going on a game a road trip or prepping for a big... Read more

PMT Caddies For Blake Griffin And Kyle Juszczyk│Presented By Chevy Silverado thumbnail
PMT Caddies For Blake Griffin And Kyle Juszczyk│Presented By Chevy Silverado

Category: Sports

What blake doesn't realize is i have not put any of his clubs back in the right place what i'm putting your clubs back in the right place his back is a mess i'm just guessing on where to put him [music] [music] if the gopro can swing that way but it says celebrity yep that's me celebrity and blake griffin... Read more

Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza thumbnail
Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza

Category: Comedy

All right pizza review time we're at carpen zanos i love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into new haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like i don't know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it's... Read more

COCKY HANK IS FEELING HIMSELF AFTER GAME 1 + STANLEY CUP PREVIEW WITH EVANDER KANE & BIZ NASTY thumbnail
COCKY HANK IS FEELING HIMSELF AFTER GAME 1 + STANLEY CUP PREVIEW WITH EVANDER KANE & BIZ NASTY

Category: Sports

Intro you want to wear it yes thank you max get your slicer what we're going to slice this no i don't want this ever to be worn again donkey what other lines of dialogue from you know ogres are like onions oh that's bad we have fers that was good max what are you doing in my swamp fiona on today's in... Read more

We just didn't get Addison Rae's VMAs Outfit thumbnail
We just didn't get Addison Rae's VMAs Outfit

Category: Comedy

Doing crazy fit in the news brought to you by ghost energy the bm are on right now on right now we missed them okay so addison ray addison ray's outfit i think here's what i have to say i think in a year this would be considered iconic okay okay hear me out she looks like she's getting a mamogram oh... Read more

AARON RODGERS SURVIVED MNF, SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER LOVES STU FEINER + FAQS thumbnail
AARON RODGERS SURVIVED MNF, SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER LOVES STU FEINER + FAQS

Category: Sports

Intro no i do not think the summer hank is still going because uh based on hank's body language on sunday after the patriots won he wish he was golfing yeah you can't deny that you did not care yeah on today's part of my take we have a twofer for the people scotty sheffler ever heard of him best golfer... Read more

Barstool Pizza Review - Fratesi's Pizza (Miami, FL) thumbnail
Barstool Pizza Review - Fratesi's Pizza (Miami, FL)

Category: Comedy

[music] i am finally all right piece of view time uh a little bit all right here's the story for tellies for tells fratellis fratellis we're at it's inside a bar called over under which looks like it's um if you're watching hbo the last of us it kind of looks like it it is in the middle of like uh a... Read more

CALEB WILLIAMS IS 1-0 IN HIS NFL CAREER, DESHAUN WATSON IS THE WORST QB EVER + FULL NFL WEEK 1 RECAP thumbnail
CALEB WILLIAMS IS 1-0 IN HIS NFL CAREER, DESHAUN WATSON IS THE WORST QB EVER + FULL NFL WEEK 1 RECAP

Category: Sports

Intro you can't be crying if you're a coach uh before a super bowl cuz then everyone would be like hey remember when you cried and then lost the super bowl yeah and then that gif is just going to be used anytime you screw up yeah and that guy wearing the crazy pants was in the 500 level that's probably... Read more