#836 - AP Top 25 got a lot wrong. Rael Enteen was kind of right. NFL Power Rankings #NFL #NBA #CFB

e e [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] [Music] [Music] d [Music] heck yeah e e e [Music] live from the biffet studi world headquarters in Spring Texas it's Barry on Deck hosted by former ESPN Houston radio host and standup comedian Barry laminat starring Oliver the cat written by Barry laminat produced by Barry laminat directed by you guess it Barry lamac featuring Sports entertainment special guests film sessions and some drinking okay a lot of drinking viewer discretion is advised and now here's your host Barry lemon what's up you damn dirty deckheads welcome to Barry on Deck I am your host to Barry lamac thank you guys for being here today is I don't even know I Wednesday the September M 4th 2024 and this episode ah [ __ ] oh 836 of Barry on Deck wow that's a lot uh 836 that's pretty good that's pretty good um I'm trying to figure out when would we hit a th000 when would we get to a th000 let's see 30 6 37 38 39 40 41 850 will be the end of the month assuming we don't miss any days because of power no [ __ ] like that 850 2027 kiss my ass John dorier kiss my regular ass that's probably pretty accurate um so 850 would be the end of the month and then you'd have one two three four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 more yeah it's going to be a while it's going to be a while excuse me Lord Jesus welcome to the show folks welcome to the program ah my anxiety is through the goddamn Roof oh my God uh this show at the Improv is just driving me insane it is killing me why do I look so red by the way do I look red is it just me I don't know what's happening right now let me I don't I didn't even go outside or uh nothing like yeah I don't okay sounds good Donna said yes I look red yeah I don't know what's happening right now let's see hold on pull up the on there oh it do look a little red it's your blood pressure it might be this uh this whole tomato berries shut up uh this whole show tomorrow I'm I'm excited about it I'm I'm I'm pumped about it but it's also just I wish I wish I wish they would have gave me more than a week that's the thing I wish they would have given me more than a week to Market this and um prepare for this I mean they literally asked me last Wednesday and then we confirmed it and they got it up and posted online by like either Thursday um yeah I think it was Thursday and then I started being able to Market it starting on Friday so let's go say what episode is this 8:36 so uh yeah what up Mark it it's it's and then I made the Fatal flaw the Fatal mistake of texting them last night be like how many tickets have we sold I shouldn't have done that I should just I should have just walked into a Barren room I I should have not I should have not asked that question let me tweet the show out real quick there we go I should have not I should have known better I should have just been like ah well they'll just show up and it's going to be packed and then be like what the [ __ ] but no my dumb ass was like oh you know because the amount of people that were like oh I can't wait now I don't know if people just wait till the last second to buy their tickets uh I think a lot of people and and this is present company excluded so I want you guys to know well some of you some of you still do this uh some of you in current company do this as well um but some of you don't and I love you for that but um some people just tell you that they're going to go or that they yeah hey oh man I'm I'm there because that's what you want to hear they think or you know oh well I I don't want to hurt his feelings and then you know and then they get your hopes up um but the the thing that sucks about it is that if I go and look at the what's it called the Facebook event oh where is it [ __ ] uh yeah so the event I started inviting just like a ton of people on Facebook it's got 60 63 people have responded 53 are interested and 10 are going I can tell you that the number of tickets sold is more than 10 less than 53 the goal was 100 I mean the goal obviously was to sell the place out but I just don't have the cach a or the pull the popularity or the means of being able to sell 450 tickets in a week I'm just I'm not that dude not yet um but I invited 200 and well 300 and like 320 people on the event so it's like uh you know and and and I'm sure some people will get them last second but you know uh it's one of those conundrums of being in this business and it's like this no matter what it was like this when I was in Tulsa it's like this whenever you headline um it's the burden of headlining a show it's the burden of advancing to the point where your name's on the Marquee so to speak and it sucks spoon was there when I was in witcha last and the the the um you know the sales aren't good and you're just like ah [ __ ] it just it's it sucks man it absolutely sucks so I don't know I don't know um but hey Jen said uh John D said I want to go but [ __ ] them kids and Jen said the same John dorier same uh spoon said it's unfair for a week it's really tough to get anything done in a week that is that is 100% accurate uh FJ said I had already bought tickets for Jesse Payton show hey do what you got to do pimp I get it um I totally get it um yeah but it's just one of those things where you know you want to you want to get to a certain level and then when you get to that level there's that extra burden you know what I mean there's that extra responsibility of being at that level so I don't know it's um I'm glad they gave me the week it was cool when you get it and then it's like you know you don't think about it at first when they tell you oh you want a headline you're like yeah and then it's like well wait a damn minute I only have a week oh [ __ ] so yeah it sucks anyways enough about my problems you guys don't give a single solitary [ __ ] about any of this and I should know that by now oh you're just like entertain me funny man uh just make me laugh so that's what I shall do and I'll I'll cry cry and scream in my pillow later when nobody's watching um so in the meantime hey Captain pop what's up man good to see you thank you for the uh 400 bits my friend much appreciated Barry have you seen the comments by the com commanders VP calls NFL fans High School educated alcoholics and mouth breathers no I didn't see that um checks out I mean aren't we though aren't we I know Cece that's why I said present company excluded this was this is just me being anxious and my anxiety running wild I love you booo I love you love you for everybody that's going I love you everybody that's not I hope your cat gets herpes or your dog um uh but yeah I mean he's kind Captain Pope tell the truth I haven't seen this quote I don't I don't know where this is from let me see commanders VP NFL fans High School alcoholics okay why is my Facebook making all these noises oh uh um oh my god um I hate these [ __ ] scamming ah this is the worst you have an event and people uh pretend like they bought tickets oh it's just the worst the scammer they're the worst hate them hate them uh now I got to block them okay let's see here uh Delete comment delete y all right sorry uh let's see Commander VP is suspended after branding his own team's black players homophobic what calls NFL Stars dumb as hell and labels fans alcoholics in daming video secretly recorded on a date what okay holy [ __ ] that's this person is an [ __ ] all right let's get this have you contacted Ashley Tech uh what I I don't know maybe she'll come to one of my shows that would be good maybe I could get actually text to come to a show that would be fantastic I would I would super enjoy that I would love that um also calls Jerry Jones homophobic and racist yeah talk booi said if I would have gotten a FEMA check I I could have went but my broke ass got to work all and night hey man listen again I'm not I I I want y'all to know I'm not telling you this I'm not tell I'm not speaking of these things to make anybody feel bad and I'm not telling you these things to guilt you into buying tickets you guys get you I'm not doing none of that I'm I've always shared with you um experiences of doing this job as a streamer my job as a comic and everything else so please don't don't think I'm trying to guilt you into um you know buying tickets or coming to a show or any of those things um just sharing you know just telling you what's going on so you don't need you don't owe me any explanations or anything um let's see here's the article that Captain Pope is referencing let's see here Chrome resize this I haven't seen this this is pretty interesting let's see all right now we can read it Washington commanders organization suspended a member of Staff after he was caught making controversial daming comments about the NFL its players and its fans riy inen the vice president of content for the Washington DC franchise was secretly filmed during a date with an undercover reporter making shocking claims about the team's players and fan base in teen who has worked for the maners for 4 years was caught branding the team's black p homophobic he told O'Keefe media journalist a big chunk of the commander roster quote a big chunk of the commander roster is very lowincome African-Americans that come from a community that is inherently very homophobic I love hip-hop hip hop is very homophobic he added it's a cultural thing that I hope gets better uh oh there's video oh wow um let's see the language used in the video runs counter to our values at the Commander's organization a commander spokesperson told daily maill we suspended the employee pending an internal investigation and will Reserve further comment at this time in te's accusations of homophobia extended beyond the team's black community he also claimed that 50% of the roster was white and religious suggesting they are also homophobic in accordance with Christian anti- lgbtqia plus teachings not only did he claim that players were homophobic but he also branded many throughout the league as dumb suggesting that the physical impact of the game led to the deterioration of their intelligence quote there's obviously a spectrum there's some that are dumb as hell and there are others that are very smart he said during the what appear to be a second date I think there's also a real sad but true reality that some start smart and they get hit in the head so much they don't stay smart good Lord Captain Pope thank you for the 132 bits Captain PP said I feel like this guy's a lawsuit against the uh I feel like this guy has a lawsuit against a woman can you legally record someone on a date like that uh in public you can you can't legally record someone's phone conversations but you can record someone in a public setting you can be recorded in public without your knowledge no one has to you are in a public space so no one has to get your permission to record you um let's see most of the NFL fans I would say are high school educated alcoholics okay I got no beef with that he can continue to cariz football supporters as violent slam the NFL social justice initiatives such as the League's commitment to Black lives matter Pride diversity equity and inclusion as performative for the sake of good publicity I mean where's the LIE really it's to make as much money as possible I mean does anybody disagree with that necessarily are we all really fooled into thinking that a bunch of old set in their ways extremely Filthy Rich billionaires really care about the lgbtq plus community in in a manner in which yeah I'm not saying some of them don't care or some of but but are we are we to believe that this organization as a whole really has you know the lgbtq plus Community top of mind no it's not their brand it's not their consumer it's not anything other than we're supposed to do this that's what it is no one wants to say it you're not supposed to say it out loud that's what it is if there wasn't the social stigma of not support reporting it or not being on board with it and the outcry of that I guarantee you the NFL wouldn't give a [ __ ] they would be apathetic I'm not saying that necessarily they would be like hey this is but I'm just saying they would be apathetic they don't care they care about football and money they don't care about some of this stuff they do it because they have to do it I I don't have a problem with what that man is saying he's speaking the truth the problem is you're not allow to say that out loud especially if you work for an NFL franchise you can't go around say it oh yeah none of us give a [ __ ] no not at all we just do it because we have to do it but I think he's right in that regard some of the things that they do I mean let's just let's just poop pause let's poop poop pause how long ago was it when Kaepernick was kneeling how long ago was that Colin cernick why does my thing keep beeping over here what is this noise go away uh what year did he kneel early life college career I can't believe he played at Nevada that's wild let's see 2015 201 16 lawsuit against the NFL following his departure from 49 of 2016 um let's see Kaepernick was coming on surgeries let's see uh where oh here we go activism leading up to the 2016 season C was active in July on social media was social commentary at the Fatal police shooting of Alon Sterling and fando Castile um in the 49ers third preseason game of the season reporter Steve W noticed Kaepernick sitting down during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner as opposed to the tradition of standing so it was 2016 that's not even a decade ago do we have we all forgotten the backlash that was immediate from owners and and ownership and Executives in the NFL when all of this went down and then they had to walk it back because of the public outcry of hey what what are we doing I mean let's let's just not rewrite history let's not pretend like these owners have always given a [ __ ] that's it's foolish to sit here and go oh well they've always cared oh they've always give they've always cared about the lgbtq plus Community they've always cared about black lives matter I mean the man is literally stating a what we've all known it's very much performative very much just go back to that moment in time I I don't I don't I don't think he's out of bounds for saying that now some of this stuff might be way off base but so far what this man is saying a lot of it he's just saying the things a lot of us think but don't say out loud or a lot of people think and believe but don't you know or that you shouldn't say out loud I don't know I mean I don't agree with some of this but some of it I mean he's he's not way off I mean I I think he's off on just like labeling all black players as homophobic I think that's a way off what up Dre I think that's painting with a pretty broad brush I think you could just say players in general across the board and you didn't need to say a specific race you know what I mean like that's cuz then he because then he has to oh well also it's the white players too because they're conservative Christians well they just say it's the players this is this is crazy I can't believe I missed this story uh the whole part about not so smart are we really going to sit here and pretend like the NFL is full of Mena members are we I'm not saying every player in the NFL is dumb but are we really just going to sit here and pretend like they're some of them are not all there I mean a lot of these players got by a lot of these playersall yeah see you later buddy I don't know what he did but he probably deserved it yeah groon is smart I mean a lot of these players didn't really have to study again are we just going to pretend like they they things weren't moved around and shuffled for them in college we're going to pretend like stuff like that didn't happen we're going to pretend like assistants and PAs and tutors didn't do their work for them that's exactly what happened and don't sit here and tell me that it's not I can tell you for a fact my my younger sister went to A&M she could she told me stories she like oh yeah everybody knew that this that people taking this and doing that and this and yeah it's just it's known are you going to be the the teacher or the professor that keeps a Heisman Trophy candidate or a a a star athlete off the field because you're going to make them study no that's how you lose your job you know how much revenue those kids bring in for that school back in the day now though it's going to be interesting because those kids now as opposed to just bringing in Revenue well now now they're liabilities if they're making 10 million5 million $4 million and you're not getting grades and you suck well you're just a liability ility now but back in the day if you weren't getting paid hey at least they get you your diploma and your degree and if you sucked you suck but you weren't getting paid what did it cost them yeah cost them giving you an education but now with money on the line [ __ ] uh um so he went on to say let's see what else did he add to this let's see didn't claim all of performative uh he alleged that um he suggested that Goodell is controlled by NFL owners what no way this is so groundbreaking not only did he critize the League's initiatives but inen also denounced NFL commissioner Roger Goodell as a $50 million puppet okay again this is a breaking news he accused Jerry Jones the owner of the Cowboys of really pulling the strings he also alleged that Jones Harbor's racist and homophobic biases I think he hates gay people and black people want to tell you I'm shocked don't we have pictures of Jerry Jones from back in the day at sub segregated Lunch Counter like oh now I's back I don't I don't believe in that no more okay um in teen joined the commanders of 2020 as a senior director of content strategy well well there's content now but this was a poor strategy before being promoted to vice president in a Content he previously worked for the New York Jets for 2 years between 2016 2018 as the Director of digital and social media controversy comes just over a year into the new Josh Harris Le ownership of the franchise uh Snider sold the franchise last year for a reported $6 billion that's crazy um let's see this is weird because it says a long time Redskins fans uh let's see whereas the Redskins were perennial contenders team at 27 quarterbacks during the SNY era yeah yeah yeah no one cares no one cares no one cares sexual harassment allegations blah blah blah what does this dude say all right let's see it NFL has launched the second sexual harassment investigation of the team okay that's it all right so no more on the story but I mean wasn't a lot of groundbreaking [ __ ] in there I guess you know not a ton Captain Pope said I love that it's also the commanders too and again uh not shocked that it's coming from that organization you know I that just it it just I don't know not a shock Cisco said grank is smart um Jared said what you mean they didn't go to class and earn that degree because they're smart what Mark G said uh Vince Young was a QB and was dumb as [ __ ] yep yep yep yep and that's true POS there the difference between football smarts and actual smarts big difference huge difference Amon said the NFL probably has more college graduates than any other sport well that's true I would agree with you there but here's the thing [Music] one if you're going if your argument is that all of those college graduates earned their degrees and diplomas all on their own with no help and no cheating and it was all above board and that the vast majority of them no one turned a blind eye to anything at all well I'm going to have to disagree with you there Amos so let's not act like the NFL is full of Road Scholars the NFL is full of players that have a degree yes in you know Kinesiology mass communications liberal arts and oh by the way Pas and assistants and students and everybody else went to school for them a lot of times so that they could be off doing football things and that does in fact happen a lot because I don't think people really understand just how much work it is to play college football the schedule for a college football player is full-time it's a job job and that's why that they're getting paid I was like whatever they earn it that [ __ ] is a full-time gig and to have to mix in academics man for the ones that actually earned their degree and get great grades on their own bro that's the real geniuses that's the real bad Manama jamas because they're the ones where you're like you're doing all that and man man so uh P you mean the guy that is appointed by the owners works for the owners yeah yeah exactly um who's the Stone Cutters actually run the NFL I don't even know who that is I don't know um Jerry is winning it's the cowboys that are not that's pretty funny V loves Cheesecake Factory I don't remember that reference Dre I know he likes to take a shirt off of the club that's all I know a there's a Ryan Fitzpatrick reference yeah uh only time I saw foot player football player in class was on exam day said B Hannon yeah well and they probably had all the answers yeah beah said all Kinesiology are Comm Majors I know do you think I'm just up here making [ __ ] up and saying it into this microphone you think I'm just I mean I'm not just I know you guys think I just come out here and start making [ __ ] up that is not the case I would never do that I would never do that speak when I know and I don't when I don't that's a wild story thank you Captain Pope that was interesting as hell uh again I think if you took all the bullet points from what he said if we like rote them all out how much of it would you be like uh that is just cut 100% out of bounds and a bald-faced lie he's just that's just slander to the fullest degree I don't know that there was a ton I mean are we going to sit here and argue that hip hop is doesn't have a bunch of homophobic lyrics in it well not as much now back in the day it did certainly it did back in the day now I don't know that it does as much I mean hell a lot of the rappers wear dresses and you know uh paint their fingernails and [ __ ] like that but and back in the day it was it was just that's what it was it was that's just the fact it's just a fact it's just a fact but it's not that anymore I don't believe not not nearly as much at least of course I don't listen to as much hip-hop current hipop right said we can't understand these Mumble rappers yeah Tony said back in the day there was no social media to cancel him back in the day a lot of the things that were said [Music] um I I don't even think it was necessarily about C social media canceling them I think it was just about the EV the people evolving right or Society evolving into what's acceptable and not acceptable across the board and I always go back to this one and this is a really good example um and I think it's like it's one of the most obvious ones right but it's a pretty simple one but if you think man it's uh salt and pepper uh in the song sh they use the RW the blackeyed peas they had a song that let's get it started but that wasn't originally the song because that word the r word was used as a term not to be like just strictly by the definition but it was kind of used and no not [ __ ] Captain Pope it it was a term used you know kind of as a lay for other things like crazy or wild so when you would say the RW that rhymes was started how not rough next truck driver Pooky stop acting see I wanted I almost I don't know if I could even say that I don't even know if I would get canceled for saying I should do like the blackeyed peas because they the song was originally let's get and then now they say let's get it started so I should just be like stop acting stop acting stop acting like you started CeCe said don't say it no I'm not I'm not well actually what I wanted to say was no cuz even making it sound like it Perry said don't say it oh I'm not gonna say it I was going to say something that sounds like it here I'm going to type it in the chat because it's it's goes with the them of the blackeyed P's changing it cuz remember they were like let's get it started TR said you could DM it to me no thank God that's the only thing is you type something like that you really got to be careful about um autocorrect boy Sky big no um but that word and we've talked about this on this show before right the RW I hate the word too CCE but that's a word and we've talked about the the FW right it rhymes with hag or maggot what up Jeff but those those words at at a point when we were growing up yeah a British cigarette but those words when we were growing up we used them and they had different meanings I mean we knew what they meant and you knew you knew if there was somebody that maybe the the word might apply to you knew it was wrong to reference them as the word like that was just if you did that you were just you were an awful person or you were you know you either hated them or you were angry or whatever um well to said that's like TLC would say uh nickel instead of the n-word uh or nephew cancel the Brits they do they they use the FW for cigarettes that's true that's very true it's very true it's what they call it yo Captain PP thank you for the 400 bits he said go through the NFL lines today or tomorrow will the laminator 5000 be back you damn right the laminator 5000's coming back uh we'll go through the lines tomorrow the laminator 5000 itself though won't be up and rolling until at least week four it requires data so week one is like we it it has no data so we can't really compare so we won't really have anything to go but we'll go over the lines tomorrow but yeah we require data but yes starting probably week four we'll roll out the laminator 5000 and start going through you know what the what the formulas are telling us on how to bet um but anyways the that whole you know using of those words right the FW the RW people used to say oh man that's gay I people still say that I don't know that's for that's still not a a apparently still not that's gay like and that's still like whoa but that's those are what we've learned though cuz like in in sh like uh they use the word what is it 6 Ines to a yard have you sounded like a re and it's like what that was on the radio but that shows you the difference between then and now what was acceptable and what's not uh P you need to make an over over the top graphic for the laminator 5000 what do you mean like to let them know that it's that's what we're doing yeah probably should like a something up there probably should skiggity big said what's the laminator 5000 I'm interested so skiggy back when I was on ESPN 975 [ __ ] probably 2018 I don't even know when I started this damn thing so I started a spreadsheet because I was I had never really done any gambling on my own but I was always like a numbers nerd right and um 2018 was the first year and so I thought you know what I'd seen other people doing it and using formulas and statistics and everything like that and I've always been kind of a numbers nerd and and [ __ ] like that I mean I never took took statistics or I don't have any like you know formal education in it or anything like that but I thought how hard could it be not knowing right and so I started my own spreadsheet and just doing some statistical analysis of the games and um I started keeping track of it and my success rate and you know over time I realized that it's actually pretty good like that first year I picked 58.8% right which 53% is killing it 54% is a sharp like you're fantastic and so year over year this thing has done pretty damn well if you pick all the picks now if you just select one here and there then yeah it's not going to pay dividends last year not a great year for the linator 5000 uh it did 49.4 6% on the year I did 50.2 n% on the year now against the over under the laminator 5000 does against the spread and against the it went 61.7% of the time it was right that's crazy good I mean if you just if you just bet on the over unders I get went 13 and three the first week that we did it and then 11 and three and then 122 like you know it had some bad weeks 5 six and one there was a couple weeks we didn't do it for whatever reason I might have been traveling and didn't have any shows but you know I mean it had bad weeks 5 and nine little seven and nine action but for the most part I mean it had an 11 and four week 10 and 5 11 and 5 8 and seven I mean it was pretty damn good for the most part and then there was some things that I track like variances like um the variance of thing is how far off is my formula as far as because I will use the spreadsheets to like predict what the score should be and then um what does Vegas say the score should be and then I'll call that a variance like how far off is my prediction of over under or the spread versus Vegas's over under or the spread and then um based on that how am I doing and so you know based on variances either plus or minus three points or you know a certain percentage uh because anything like way out of whack you want to take a look at so because that's a huge variance right like if I'm saying oh this game is or team a should win by a touchdown and Vegas is saying it's a one-point game one of us is way off according to my calculations so that's something to pay attention to but if we're both if I'm saying it's a two-point game and Vegas is saying it's uh you know or I'm saying it's 1.8 and Vegas is saying it's 1.5 we're both pretty close so that's that's probably one I wouldn't bet so that's kind of what the linator 5000 does it's all formulas that I came up with and take a look at and um here's like playoffs this was week five playoffs playoffs um let's see okay I don't have the rest of these let's see oh here we go uh what is this yeah like here's week 18 yeah so week 18 this is what it all looks like on the spreadsheet but we don't go through all this stuff I just show you some things so like week 18 against the spread it went six and 10 but I also give you my picks cuz the one thing about the laminator 5000 is it doesn't take into account weather injuries starts and sits so like week 18 if teams are resting all their starters because they've already made the playoffs doesn't take that into account it's just formulas so yeah it's going to go six and 10 in the last week of the season because it doesn't know that the Chiefs clenched two weeks ago and they're probably not starting everybody but I'll do that or I know that so I'll use the numbers and then I'll make my picks and that's why I end up going 11 and five and it won't so um that's what it is hope that answers but yeah we'll be doing that again this year but it's done pretty well uh in the past so this year uh totals were let's see my records here we go let see excuse me uh what is this we played a game as kids called oh yeah smear the yep let's see I heard RJ Bell say the best gamblers in the world hit at like 55 to 60% that's true thank you for the 100 bits that's very true yeah 55 to 60% for the best gamblers in the world um so that was last year let's see here's 2022 2021 I don't know what happened to 2020 um so this let me see try to get all these done here I should just put all these together too like some sort of I should just have like a a thing 2020 oh that's right 2020 was Co yeah that's right uh here's the numbers so 2023 against the the laminator 5000 went 49.4 6% 2022 laminator 5000 went 55.5% of the time it was was right it went 10 and 4 8 and 6 6 and 9 7 3 and three 6 and 8 5 and 7 9 and 7 7 and 8 10 and 3 9 and 6 8 and 8 8 and seven oops so yeah it had a pretty damn good run in 20122 I went 55.7 five and then the over unders only went 50% so you can see from last year to this year I went 50% last year and uh we went 61% over unders in 2021 you can see how it's evolved 2021 um picks were 60% that was me uh over under oh no that was just straight up not against the spread it was 60% uh over unders were 55% and then against the spread the laminator 5,000 was 51.9% so this was just saying who would win just straight up and it still almost went 52% that was back in 2021 the 2019 linator 5000 went 54.9% of the time and I didn't uh it went 69 and 76 on the over unders and again you know I've been tweaking it over time so that's there we go that's what it is um so yeah I usually do that as part of the show every week at some point or whatever um okay so let's do some uh let's do some sports headlines and we got some [ __ ] to do oh real quick before I do that let me tell you um speaking of some wagering bar on Deck pick them fantasy pick them it's um it's approaching it is approaching uh kickoff tomorrow first NFL game of the season and remember you don't have to be a patreon member to get in on this it's just for fun but you can win some scratch on it and every single week on this show we will showcase two teams and in fact I'll show you who today's is and it's going to be from my league because uh this is just a bad week with the improv show that I have going going on and uh last night I was up late trying to get the automation done only to find out well I needed everybody's leagues to be flipped and to uh public even though they were yeah anyways this is a long story um so what we're going to do is the matchup this week what I decided is the matchup will come from my league and it will be who whatever has the tightest point spread so that'll be the week one matchup so the closest point spread from League two will be the week one matchup for the Barry on Deck fantasy pick them League okay now way this works is real simple anyone can enter so if you're a casual viewer of the show if you're a DieHard deckhead you're here every single day for all three hours two and a half whatever uh you can enter all you have to do is send Jen your money Jen baron.com is the email just email her and ask her how you can pay there's a lot of different ways you can pay and she sent me a list she said there so far we have um 11 people that have um entered already and they um let's see there's It Go 11 people have entered the pick them already Donna Mark spoon Sylvia Jared Alex Keith FJ SVG Chris from Sam Houston Jeff Bell and myself uh actually 12 now of all of them um she's also sent me the list of everyone that is not paid okay and those of you that haven't paid you need to get your money in before kickoff tomorrow or it doesn't count you miss on game one or week one that's just the rules so if your money's not in you missed the week all right skiggy big said I entered and paid and was not listed on that uhoh [Music] uhoh uh I will get with Jen I will Mark that down skiggity check on Sky uh pick um uh J said where'd you send it yeah um Jen work that out to say vinmo I think all right so we'll get on that but here's the list of everyone that has joined that hasn't paid so far we talked about this so far um the people that haven't paid are um Barry anyways it doesn't matter just make sure you get in and you know it's cool just make sure that you um you know just get it just take care of it is all just get it done it's you know it's a it it's just do what you can just do what you can when you can um yeah you know we understand things are difficult sometimes you get busy sometimes things happen so do the best you can is what I'm saying um the way this works is it's open to everyone it cost 20 bucks to enter the first $2 goes into the Winner's pot okay and then after that every week you're going to pick who you think will win so CC thank you for the 10 bits sweetie she said Jen is busy this weekend send your pics Pope thank you for the two bits Captain Pope said put the list up there Barry I will I absolutely will do that I will uh are you talking about the the teams I'm about to do that um but the way it works is this so you pay your 20 bucks it's got to be in before kickoff tomorrow first game for the week and then you will I'm going to have a form eventually this week you're just going to email Jen your your picks jberry ondeck.com all right going to email Oh Captain Pope said the list of people who haven't paid publicly shame them oh yeah okay um I'll do that I can I can put the list up I mean we don't need to do that we don't need to shame anybody it's okay um but $2 of the 20 goes into the Winner's pot and then every week you make a pick if you're wrong you lose that dollar if you're right you get that dollar back so you have $18 left of the 20 the first two goes into the winnner pot if you're right you get a dollar back if you're wrong you lose the dollar it goes into the Winner's pot at the end of this season the person who had the most correct picks wins and the Winner's pot will be 75% so the split is 7525 that's what we're going to do all right so the split will be 7525 the winner will get 75% of the pot the second place will person with the second most points will get 25% of the pot all right the way we're going to do the tie break is that at the end of the season the final two weeks okay the final two weeks of the season for tie breaks everyone is going to pick a final score with their picks so you're not just picking the winner you're going to pick a final score and like a like a total score right so it' be like oh I think this total score would be 100 to 90 and then the person who gets the closest to the total scores um will be that'll decide if there's a tie that'll decide who wins first versus second okay so that'll be the tie break first versus second all right um last year mark G won $89.25 doing this it's a lot of fun it gets competitive I show you who's in the lead every week last year you know there was a running total so we got to see each week who was in first who was in second who was in third and uh it's really cool and you guys get into it and it's a lot of fun and this was jy's idea so again get involved get into it uh get Jen your info Jen bond.com send her your uh money let her know you want to play and she'll get you in all right 7525 is the split you have until kickoff tomorrow to get your pick and your money over to J well if you miss it well you can still play like you can get your money in the following week you just don't get paid for this week ke said I had fear of missing out last year yeah it sucks man it sucks if you don't get to play uh so yeah that's no that's no fun at all um Keith I don't see you on the list dude oh yeah there's Keith there it is okay yeah Donna Mark spoon here's the full list hold on let me see let me see if I can yeah so Donna Mark spoon Sylvia Jared Alex I need to find um find the spreadsheet ke said I paid don't shame me I'm not going to shame you I was trying to find the spreadsheet from last year but I can't find it um this here we go pick them player me see here let's see it is Donna and then Mark G spoon syvia Jared Alex okay um uhoh uhoh and and Keith and let's see um FJ SVG Chris from Sam Houston Jeffy uh spoon says I own my [ __ ] uh giggity Big Rob and Barry and all of the names that you see on here in yellow are the [ __ ] that haven't paid all right just just so we're clear here um uh oh let me download this um this will be all the pick thems wait what the what the the what the all right here we go I got a slide coming I got a slide coming hey you said Rob right um Rob from uh um uh uh oh spoon you didn't pay either do I need to add you to the ass hous holds that haven't paid list okay well let me redo this damn slide then see you got to speak up man Jen didn't even throw you under the bus like that who else didn't pay Jen huh what other derel out here hadn't paid what other [ __ ] uh okay well I'm downloading now it's too late too late now too late now oh [ __ ] see what you did spoon you got me all all disc combobulated got me all messed up over here I'm trying to download the damn slide I can't do all this still need a producer that's what I need I just need a a slide maker is what I need I need a full-time slide maker any volunteers what do you do I make slides that's not a job get out of here scram beat it kid uh all right Jen hasn't paid wait what what uh okay all right I got it now here we go here we go uh did CeCe get in wait a minute okay well here's what I have right now this may have changed but as of right now this is what I have Jen's all like I think I wrote spoon on my list and it should have been skiggity and damn it y'all got J all messed up in [ __ ] all right here we go um oh [ __ ] here's the pick on players if your name is in yellow you're an [ __ ] cuz you haven't paid yet you raggedy piece of okay why am I so yellow again am I dying what is happening I don't know why I'm turning so yellow this is not good is this I'm super yellow I do feel warm right now I think I'm dying I'm pretty sure I'm dying yep I'm dying all right who am I missing from the list then Jen who do I need to add now shees you think you have everybody and then you don't have everybody and then you got to add more people because you don't have everybody so I'm adding who else Cece and who else am I missing from the list CC you look really R I know I don't know why uh I thought we were picking NFL match ups no we're picking um Barry on Deck Jared said twice twice twitch has booted me from bod onto another dream what I don't know why that is I don't have jaundice Chris I don't have jice so I'm adding CC and who else I think I wrote spoon on my list and it was skiggity okay so I need to add spoon and skiggity or what so okay I think I got it now I think I have the updated list I think I have the updated list I think we're good now now no we're not we're not picking uh Mark said CeCe Send Jen your money she's busy all week Ah that's good times I wonder oh what is happening to this I wonder if it's something on the like is this is it on the camera I don't know is it on the color correction let's see no [Music] uhuh I don't know this is super weird I don't know what's going on huh I don't know what to say I don't know what's happening well all right um all right let's get to some sports headlines let's keep rolling we got [ __ ] to do I wanted to get to Super Bowl odds and uh the AP Top 25 is out want to get to that too so we're going to get to some [ __ ] so let's do our headlines and keep rolling come on plus I need to take a bathroom break at 4:00 I got to pee I got to figure out why I'm so red I don't know what's happening I wonder if I'm like that on my I wonder if it's my camera I don't know I wonder if it's the shirt that's causing it I don't know uh Alec what up homie good to see you pimping long time uh Captain Pope by the way thank you for the 100 bits my friend uh Captain Pope said Barry any chance the NFL get your money for peacock from the Brazil game Friday the audacity to play a game in Brazil and then to put in exclusively on a streaming service no one wants uh no good question great question the answer is not just no but hell no hell to the no to the no no no I bitched about this last year and I'll be damn if I'm going to do this they did this during the playoffs and I bitched about it and the video did well thank you uh no I'm not I'm not paying to watch a regular season game I'm not paying to watch a postseason game until they make it to where the entire league is Pay-per-view and then I may not watch football anymore but I'm not paying I'm not paying for regular season football pay-per-view I'm not doing it and I'm not paying for the streaming service I don't have peacock I don't want peock I'm not looking to get peacock so no thanks not doing it not doing it yep Nasty Nate I remember you remember remember I remember not doing it man pissed me off last year going to start all over again so all by your sports headlines for the day sources are saying the Texans have signed quarterback Davis Mills to a oneye $5 million deal as you know Case Keenum hurt his foot out for the season so they had to do something and it's the devil you know versus the devil you don't and they know this devil so they went out and they signed this devil uh to a one-year deal they give him5 million more dollars that he gets to steal from the NFL and still from the Houston Texans and I'll be damn um it says that he went let's see where'd it go um he completed 70% of his passes 191 yards one touchdown and no turnovers in the preseason and two preseason games so we yay um that's that so yeah it's it is what it is if you have to if you're watching Davis Mills play and you're a Texans fan season is over okay your season is [ __ ] because that means CJ strad is hurt and he's done and he's out so if you're waking up on Sundays and watching Davis Mills lace up his cleats and strap on his chin strap which takes about you know a good three and a half hours to just put the chin strap on it takes a while but if you're watching that it don't matter it don't matter so sucks Mills Mafia stand up shut up um yeah don't get Direct TV no I have fubo [ __ ] ass uh Sky big said can't you just go sign up for free and then cancel yeah but they're slowly trying to move you to that though they're slowly trying to get you to to to get peacock because that's where they're going to start streaming on I bet you I bet you K the pop said I'd pay for an NFL package that guarantees me every game no [ __ ] yeah but how much and why like you already get just about every single game that your team plays right unless you live in another city um I'm pretty sure right like if you live in Houston and you want to watch the Texans you can pretty much watch every Texans game all year you're not going to miss a game so why do I have to pay why should I have to pay for it I don't I mean it's crazy if you would have started you know what I mean like the UFC when the UFC started their fans were used to paying to watch fights that's the only way you could watch a UFC fight so if I want to watch a good UFC fight yeah I know I got to pay for a Pay-Per-View fight yeah I get some freebies on ES pn or whatever but that's just the model but this is the opposite of that so no no um sources are saying that the Broncos star cornerback Patrick Caine have agreed to a four-year 96 million deal um happened on Wednesday Broncos um it's they called it a no-brainer uh did uh Broncos general manager George Patton and said it was no-brainer to make uh Corner a pat rain the second the um a quarterback for a long time quote unquote so they gave him a $96 million deal overall 77.5 million guaranteed um says Patrick Cain uh uh New Deal the Broncos dramatically resets the quarterback Market highest paid QBs in the NFL on a perear basis uh San's 24 million Alexander's 21 million AJ Terrell's 20.25 Denzel Ward 20 million and Jaylen Ramsay's 20 million so yep his new deal will begin in 2026 at that's crazy 2026 is when the deal begins huh pretty wild um all right so that's part of your headlines the other part of your headlines speaking of deals getting done Trent Williams and the ners have come to a deal Trent Williams ends his hold out Niners getting out of hold out hell they signed Brandon iuk to a deal that's done and now they get Trent Williams's deal done he was holding out for a month signs a three-year 8266 million contract includes 48 million fully guaranteed $25.69 million signing bonus um it says the 11 Time pro bowler has now earned 103 million in guaranteed money since joining San Francisco in 2021 man that's a lot uh but worth it worth every penny um let's see with while the 4 designer seems exasperated at times with auk situation at some point you got to play general manager John Lynch said um let's see where's it going Williams New Deal should help mitigate the roughly four million and fines he acred by missing all of training camp those fines are not forgivable according to the League's collective bargaining agreement fines can only be waved for players still on their rookie contract all right so that's done and uh lastly this is kind of a pretty cool deal actually pretty big deal Caitlyn Clark and the Indiana Fever have clitch a WNBA playoff spot and y'all know me I'm not a WNBA fan I don't care but it's a big deal seven-year postseason drought one of the worst teams in the WNBA last year uh by far and she's got that team in the playoffs playoffs last year let's see they're they're the six seed right now now they're 17 and 16 but last year let me see here 2023 the Indiana Fever were 13 and 27 damn they won 32% of their games 32 and a half per. they were the third worst team in the WNBA and now um like I said they're the six seed in the playoffs top eight teams make the playoffs there's only 12 teams in the WNBA top eight make the playoffs Indiana is currently sixth they're a half game ahead of the Phoenix Mercury but they have clinched a playoff birth Chicago is currently eighth well I guess I could show you [ __ ] uh cuz I know you guys are big big WNBA fans Chicago sky currently eighth um and then Atlanta is tied with Chicago Washington's a game back Dallas is two games back and the uh La whatever they're called are three and a half games back so still some uh still some maneuvering to be done I don't know how many games are left in the season I don't even know to be honest with you I don't [ __ ] know what do I know what do I know how many games are left I don't [ __ ] know uh let's just look at the fever I got the fever and the only prescription is more cowbell uh looks like there's about I don't know why I'm doing this Bo one two 3 four five six seven games left there we go Mr red face again sheez it looks like it's when the screen gets really white that's what it is Captain Pope said Football starting wnba's 15 minutes of fame's almost up uh I saw a photo on Instagrams and it was the same I guess it was the Indiana Fever ajb what's up said two weeks okay it was the it was a WNBA Arena I don't know if it was last year or the year before and then compared to now and or maybe it was like five years ago and now uh hold on WNBA Arena then and now but it was a really cool photo because it was like [Music] um it showed yeah it just it showed the difference hold on let me see if I can find it I thought it was on my Ig well I'm missing it now yeah I should have saved it that's my bad that's my bad pimps pimps and hoes players and pimps um yep I don't know that's my bad uh but it showed like you know a sparsely populated Arena and then it showed one just pack to the gills pretty cool uh pretty cool pretty cool moment for the WNBA so good for them all right let's get back to back to looks her not being on the Olympic team was a blessing looks like she needed for the rest oh yeah true uh been a fan of the W since day one shut up shut up a said you're not you're paying for it one way or another I'm assuming in the NFL now to see exact games I understand but you're paying your provider so you're paying for the games you see um yes and no Amos yes and no you can still technically get ABC NBC uh CBS FOX over the air for fre so technically you can still get those for free if you wanted to and and if I'm already paying those why do I want to have to pay peacock as well poppycock I say poppycock so yeah and then there's the whole just steal it I don't condone it but it's possible anything is possible okay let's do our little pick them and then uh I'mma pee no let's let me go pee and then we'll do the pick them yeah yeah okay so I'm GNA pee um excuse me I have to go to the bathroom okay what was that was that Planes Trains and Automobiles no um is there another game scheduled on peacock this year besides this one coming up I think there is I'd have to go look uh all right let me uh let me hit the head real quick oh look ad break ends in 1 minute and 25 seconds there's an ad break running perfect time to take a break wow look at that timing is impeccable timing is impeccable uh so let's take a quick little Breaky break when we come back uh we're going to do our barion deck pick up I'm going to show you who the matchup is I'll show you the teams and you can make your choices you're going to email those to Jen and then we're going to look at the AP Top 25 we'll look at some Super Bowl odds we'll look at some NFL Power Rankings and if we have time um we'll talk about the NFL hope om meter as well as the baseball slang guide that came out on the athletic which is pretty cool all that and more coming up shortly don't go anywhere this is Barry on Deck I'm your host Barry labex stick around for this really short really quick break don't go anywhere I'm right back [ __ ] go uh poop pee smoke a bowl whatever it is you do and we'll be back to finish up the show right after this see you in a second [Music] he [Music] he [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] he [Music] [Music] [Music] hey welcome back to the last 45 minutes Barry on Deck I'm your H linac thank you guys for sticking around through the break I'm a tomato I don't know what's going on um what's happening on this I don't know what's happening right now I don't understand what the [ __ ] that's weird Okay um oh boy uh all right hey what up heart good to see you I think there are three games on peacock let's see uh flip said I got random ads that cut off Midway and got to the next ad and the first ad was not finished that's weird s said that's true I paid for Direct TV for over a decade to watch football someone else someone else's turn now there you go um am said I feel you nasty a someone else pay for me to watch at least six Saints games all right here we go this is your pick them matchup for the week now the way we're doing this is we're going to the um we're going to use my league because that's just easier like I said I didn't have time to get this automated for the week and the way I'm doing this is we are using the spread okay so this will be the spread for um so we're going to do the anyone that pays money to watch the Eagles is trash wow okay um the um Baron deck pickup challenge this is it now what I'll do I'll do we'll show this again tomorrow so for those of you that missed it and what I think I'm going to do in the long run is I'm going to have this posted on Barry on deck.com it's not up there right now obviously but that way for those of you that maybe miss the show each week you'll be able to go to the website and you'll be able to like click on pick them challenge or whatever and you'll be able to fill out a form or whatever and that will get you um you'll be able to do the the pick them thing that way and and so yeah if you missed the show you can still get your pics in um that way so hopefully that'll make your life easier I suppose yeah okay it's going to make my life harder because I'm going to have to figure out how to do that but that'll make your life easier which is what I'm all about okay all right so for now though just going to have to deal with it this way um so here's our league league one uh or excuse me League 2 week one here's all the matchups right so um this matchup is For Whom the Dell tolls versus the ghost of hooligan past and the spread and this one is 4 and a half for whom the Dell toll is favored by four and a half that's me uh second matchup is Big Boss sugar booger that's Clarence is favored by 9.7 points over Jen's mom's team oof damn Jen's mom starting a year off rough all right so so far out of those two games four and a half is the closer one so that one's not going to be there um this one the spread is one and a half so that means our game is eliminated this one the spread Fred is 11 that's out who's that um that is vacation mode CCE versus Sauls chingon damn CZ favor by 11 and a half that one's out and uh czone parade poch is a 6.2 Point Underdog to Lisa's team yikes all right so this is God damn it hooligan we got to find an owner for this team in C's Bergers which is uriel's team uh versus whoever is going to be the owner of this team it's supposed to be 713 hooligan but I don't know if he's going to be taken over so um this ain't going to be an NBA owning the New Orleans Hornets situation we're going to have to find somebody we do have St people on standby that didn't get in so we'll probably give this team to somebody if Josh AKA 713 hooligan doesn't want the team or we can't get a hold of him or he decides not to play we'll give this to one of the deckhead patreon members that wants to play but didn't get in so they'll have this team uh but this I mean they're walking into a winner look at that they're favored by one and a half in week one oh I'm not in this leag oh what oh that's Alex my bad cbers is my my bad I get you that's right I get yall mixed up okay so um yeah Alex my bad so we got to figure out what's going on with this team or who's going to own this but I'll work that out with JY but right now they're a one and a half Point favorite so whoever this ends up being am said send it over I can handle two teams so whoever this is going to end up being it will be um that team versus C's Burgers so what you're looking at is the matchup is um playerwise it is Joe burrow versus Jordan love that's the QB matchup that's Advantage burrow it's Christian mcaffrey versus Jonathan Taylor well the running back matchup I guess I should say is Christian mcaffrey and Travis ien versus Jonathan Taylor and James Cook Alex well I mean I do have a pattern and a history okay Alex said we all look alike all the Uriel all the all the villain OA boys look the same yeah you kind of do I mean um um so yeah running backs um it's what 36.7 to 30 three no 34 yeah one so that's still um overall the running back Advantage would go to God damn it hooligan but barely obviously mcaffrey over Jonathan Taylor but James Cook over Travis Eden wide receivers there's two of them pukaa for cbers over Michael Pitman so wide receiver one advantage cbers wide receiver two Advantage goddamn it hooligan Debo Samuel over Mike [Music] Evans we'll see we'll see I kind of I kind of like that matchup I kind of like that matchup it's Washington it's at home for Tampa it is well it's at home for the ners uh okay that's a good Jets defense though Debo all right uh tight in match up Evan Ingram versus Trey McBride advantage cbers uh Flex position Stefan Diggs versus DJ Moore advantage cbers and then um defense team defense Lions versus Jets advantage cbers and then kicking is uh Cairo Santos versus Greg zerline Advantage godamn it hooligan total points one 25.5 to 124 so God damn it Hooligan's total points even though he has what one two 3 4 versus 1 two 3 4 five so he's only favored in four of the positional matchups but the point totals overall he's he's got more total points so if you want to see the benches just in case that matters to you uh um God damn it Hooligans bench is uh let me see if I can see this here Naji Harris uh Jaylen Warren Brock pie lad makoni Dallas GD Brock Bowers and Gabe Davis and cbers bench is Chris Godwin uh Deontay Johnson Jaden Reed jacobe Meyers mares Brown Kirk Cousins and Damen Pierce so there you go go that's a I mean God damn it huling has got a nice little Squad got a nice little bench nice little Squad all right so there you go that's the matchup so what you're going to do what you're going to do do we get points or is it straight up it's straight up you're just picking winners you're just saying who you think is going to win straight up there's no point spread um we didn't do that last year right Jen it was just straight up who you think is going to win cuz cu the problem is if we did spreads like this at the last second right before kickoff they might change right like they could be like oh you know what uh what's my Flex DJ Moore they might be like you know what I'm going to throw um Naji Harris in there maybe they like that matchup or whatever and then that skews what this point spread says it is and so it's like nah this is just who do you think the better team is who do you think is going to win it's just too difficult to it's there's too many variables for point spread [ __ ] so it's just like nah it's just straight up who you taking you taking goddamn it hooligan or you taking cbers so what you're going to do if you're in the very on Deck pick them fantasy pick them game and you've you know either you've already sent your money to JY and signed up or you plan on doing it before kickoff tomorrow before the first game tomorrow or at least to be eligible for week one you can still get in during week two you just lose the week one money send her your $20 and your pick via email and you'll just email Jen and say hey I got uh either godamn it hooligan or cow's Burgers those are your choices godamn it hooligan or cows Burgers those are your choices that's your week one matchup now again I will uh post these on the Discord and patreon we can I'll screenshot this for you we can do that as well I'll try to get to that at some point tonight uh I will also tweet this out that way at least it's somewhere online where you can grab it until I have a chance to get these on the website yeah so at Barry on deck and Barry is funny on Twitter but I'll tweak this from from Barry on Deck uh is the Twitter so twitter.com bar own dick and if you go there that I'll screenshot these and tweet them out as well that way um you at least have a record of it so you can see it from there do this now oh [ __ ] go away go away go away there we go all right week one oh you regly [ __ ] sir sir how dare you sir I hate you I hate you sir see uh all right so I'm going to Tweet these out get busy get them busy do I not have my screenshots folder where did it go huh I thought for sure I had a little screenshots folder guess it don't uh oh ah there we go oh it wasn't it all right I'll find it uh hey what up Justin good to see you homie yeah so bar on deck on the twitters or X or whatever and that's how you can find it as well Mark said CeCe my pick is in already all caps all caps No Cap all cap what is the crime enjoying a succulent Chinese meal oh good times good time sir was that my phone was that my phone what is the crime sir uh okay let's get to it here is week one here is the week one matchup I'll make sure to get that sent out when the show's over yes okay there's the matchup and dun skis now let's take a look at top 25 college foosball because this ladies and gentlemen oh this was not uh surprising at all first things first Florida State out Texas A&M out some [ __ ] uh here's your first uh your first AP Top 25 Georgia is number one Ohio state is number two Let Me Zoom this in so you can get a better look at it there you go there's your top five ugga Ohio State Texas Alabama and Notre Dame checks in at number five overrated oh another name checks at number five Old Miss is number six Oregon Falls four spots to number seven after a really lackluster showing Penn State holds steady at number eight mou moves up to number nine Michigan Falls a spot to number 10 as they should as well with another lackluster performance you Utah up a spot to number 11 ma vaults up the charts to number 12 as does USC they moved up 10 spots to number 13 Tennessee up a spot to 14 OU at 15 Oak State at 16 K State at 17 LSU Falls five spots to number 18 um which is wild USC jumping up 10 spots and LSU only fall in five spots I guess cuz it's last second uh KU moved up three spots to number 19 Arizona up a spot to number 20 Iowa moves up four spots to 21 and then you got a bunch of people that weren't ranked making their debuts now uh Louisville at 22 Georgia Tech excuse me after beating Florida state is number 23 North Carolina state is number 24 and Clemson hangs on to the top 25 but Falls 11 spots to be number 25 A&M is is number 26 there's your others receiving votes nonsense um Boston College Boise State Iowa State Memphis Nebraska SMU Washington Liberty uh but yeah Florida State dropped from the rankings they went from 10 to nothing and Texas A&M went from 20 to nothing and um I'm I'm kind of stunned that you would have Clemson ranked I guess going from 14 to 25 and losing 34 to three and just not looking good at all and then North Carolina State beating Western Carolina 38 to 21 okay [Music] um Georgia Tech I guess winning against Florida State and Georgia State I mean we now know that Florida State's just washed but okay I guess you got to put somebody in there right Louisville is one and0 they beat Austin peeve 62 to nothing all right um Iowa actually scored some points and maybe that's why they moved up four spots other than the fact that well you got to you had to move them up to put some of these other teams that are debuting in I suppose uh Arizona beat New Mexico 6139 but yeah I mean I think the big the big shocker really I think is LSU falling five spots should it have been more I don't know I mean maybe maybe it should have should Notre Dame have moved up two spots to number five and here's the thing if you're going to move LSU down to to five spots okay let's just think about this let's let's just wrap our head around this for a second all right let's just hear me out here now I'm not being a homer y'all know me I may watch and root for Texas A&M but I by no means um give them any kind of leeway or extra credit or you know pump them up but make this make sense chat how is it that if you're LSU and you were ranked what were they ranked before uhoh if you were LSU oh that's so you were LSU and you were ranked 13th right and you lost lost to the number 23 ranked team in in the country and and and and you lost by uh score of 27 to 20 got it got it okay so you weren't supposed to lose to that team because you were 13 and they were 23 but you did lose by a touchdown late in the game and you weren't supposed to that team is now 13 and you're now 18 you don't even fall to 23 but you're now just 18 which means you're still getting respect that hey they still believe you're a good football team you just uh you know you're just having a bad go of it against USC maybe USC is just really good we undervalued them at 23 they should have been up here all along okay all that's great but how do you have an A&M team that's 20 20th to begin with who played the number seven team in the the country it's 7 versus 20 they lose like they're supposed to mind you most of that game they're in it most of that game it's a close ball game and if you watched the game that 23 to13 that 10 points it was a lot closer than that at halftime this game is six to6 okay um I mean the fourth quarter it definitely got away from him but it was just again and same thing with LSU it was dumb mistakes it was shooting yourself in the foot that last that field goal with 30 seconds left was just kind of an unnecessary thing this was a touchdown thing yeah I get it Captain Pope said agies was at home they were the favorite they should have never been the favorite okay first of all they should have never been the favorite they were ranked 20th they were going against the seventh ranked team in the country I don't know why they were favored new head coach their quarterback is not great the fact of the matter is you had the number 20 team in the country lose to the number seven team in the country whether it was at home or not doesn't matter to me they still lost to a better team and again you could take that three that last field goal they they they technically should have lost by T that touchdown that touchdown with a minute 54 that was the heartbreaker that was the back breaker that one touchdown that's where the defense collapsed that's what that's what killed him because up until a minute 54 left in this game this was a tie ball game these two teams had played to a tie until a minute 54 left when the defense just collapsed on themselves so you look at with less than two minutes left A&M implodes on itself and gives up 10 10 points that last field goal again it doesn't matter that's just you can throw that out the window the fact of the matter is these two teams play to a tie until the last two minutes when A&M just collaps on itself as they always do but for that A&M gets booted out of the top 25 meanwhile meanwhile LSU right let's take a look at their their game the LSU game uh where is it where's the box score where is where did it go oh [ __ ] where is it where's uh there we go uh there we go Game Cast recap no I want the there we go meanwhile this is a tie game with a minute 47 left and then LSU loses with inside of two minutes by a touchdown so essentially essentially this is the same thing other than you're right Captain Pope the fact that the agies lost at home both of these schools played to a tie essentially until about the last two minutes and again I'm just throwing out the field goal cuz that [ __ ] was a junk field goal they both lost by a touchdown within the last two minutes of the game game to one loss to a team that was already a top 10 team who was actually ranked seventh in the country the other one lost to a team that was ranked 23rd and the team that lost to a team that was ranked below them and was 23rd that team only Falls five spots but the team that lost to the number seven team in the country gets booted out of the top 20 at just doesn't make sense to me that doesn't make sense to me because if you watched both games both LSU and USC looked really good comparatively speaking playing each other the same could be said for A&M and Notre Dame neither offense looked great both defenses looked phenomenal so what are we talking about all four of them have a long way to go long way to go Notre Dame might be the closest USC might be the second closest LSU might be the third closest as far as getting there and I'll agree with you the Aggies are the fourth closest but for are you going to sit here and tell me are you guys going to sit here and tell me that you don't think what if you watched if you watched it and don't just sit here and talk out the side of your mouth but are we going to sit here and say that you don't think that the Texas A&M Aggies couldn't beat North Carolina State based on what we watched based on them taking Notre Dame to the last two minutes that defense I mean come on that's kind of ridiculous you lost to the number what amounts to now the number five team in the country by essentially a touchdown in the last two minutes it's ridiculous but whatever it's whatever this it's fine but you just understand some of this [ __ ] is kind of dumb I mean you got a team in Louisville who's 1 and0 because they beat Austin p62 to nothing what what that constitutes getting a number 22 ranking really okay I guess okay I mean [ __ ] Clemson's 25th and they weren't even competitive against Georgia so this is your top 25 um man I'm really interested to see what Missouri does that's going to be interesting I think Michigan is potentially Michigan could be in trouble man they looked they they didn't look great against Fresno State they were really struggling by the half they won 30 to 10 it was 16 to 10 at half they definitely turned it on in the second half but there's a reason they dropped there's a reason they dropped and it was because they didn't equip themselves well in that first game now maybe they have figured it all out in that second half and you know they got all of the opening game stuff out of the way and we'll see a whole new Michigan team coming in to this game against Texas but I tell you what Texas went out and did what Texas was supposed to do they looked like the number three team in the country but it was against a really bad Colorado State team I think that this top five is well I don't know if I would have Notre Dame fifth if I'm being honest and I'm I'm with you flip said keep an eye on Old Miss um I think I'd have Old Miss number five for sure I think I'd have Old Miss ahead of Notre Dame right now I just do um if Notre Dame struggled like they did against a team who's not even worthy of a top 25 pick but you're going to have them ahead of Old Miss that just doesn't make sense to me how do you move them up to as bad as they looked I don't know if anybody watched that [ __ ] game that votes on this top 25 I don't I don't know and I'm not being a Nutter damn hater but who watched that game who watched that game I don't know my top five I'd go uger OSU Texas Bama Old Miss I mean I guess I'll put no I I probably wouldn't move Notre Dame I'd have left them at seven I'd have left them at seven I might have I mean I could I could see moving Oregon down maybe I'd put Pinn State at six they rolled West Virginia like they were supposed to Hell move Missouri up they did what they were supposed to do 51 to nothing against Murray State I don't know Captain Pope said no credit at all for going into agyan and getting a win again man it was 13-13 with less than two minutes left they got a win in as much as the Aggies collapsed and got a loss I mean that's true too Tony let's all let's all acknowledge the Ted Cruz curse but Captain Pope I I I want you to understand something listen I don't want to take anything away from Notre Dame but I need you to understand something I have watched the Aggies play football my entire life okay my entire life and what I knew I knew exactly I called this every year I knew exactly what was going to happen last week I knew it I I just know how this team and this school and this program operates this outcome was not surprising when it was 1313 this was just not surprising this is what this team does was this a case of Notre Dame beating just going out and be beating Texas A&M or was this a case of A&M collapsing was this a case of A&M not doing what A&M should have done or is capable of doing I mean if you watch the defense they just collapsed look how they played up until that final drive where they gave up the touchdown because honestly if they don't give up the touchdown the field goal doesn't happen either because then there was the interception and none of that happens all of that that last field goal is definitely a result of them giving up that final touchdown but that final touchdown was missed assignments miscommunication and poor defense so I'm just not prepared to anoint Notre Dame but don't take my word for it let's Circle back in a couple of weeks okay and yeah Walt was right Walt said man you look at Notre Dame's schedule boy they very well could go undefeated and he's right because you know what they got they got nothing left NIU Purdue Miami of Ohio Louisville Stanford Georgia Tech Navy FSU Virginia Army and boy they got a juggernaut USC at the end of the season they'll go into that USC game undefeated needed and that'll be their biggest test of the year including the Aggie game that will be their biggest test of the season so we really won't find out what Notre Dame is made of until then but I tell you what Captain pop let's put a push pin in this and let's Circle back when the playoffs roll around when Notre Dame is sitting pretty at 5 because they can't win one of the top four but they'll be the fifth ranked team in the country because the top four you know power four programs get the buys Notre Dame will be five and they'll play the 12 ranked team and win and once they finally get to where they have to play one of the upper echelon schools and they get their ass handed to them when they finally have to play one of these teams then let's talk because I'm yeah I'm including Oregon in that yes I'm including I'm including all those teams then let's talk but that Aggie team they played no fam that ain't it that ain't it uh Sky big said I feel like someone beat him along long the way but they do have Jesus on their side that's half the battle I feel like that's what happened in the game it was like like an Aggie Defender was like getting ready to make the tackle then he was just like like what he just got moved out of the way I see that's all makes sense now now I know why Captain Pope is defending Notre Dame duh said I'm saying they Georgia or Ohio State just thinking they deserve to move up at least a spot for the win you want to Crown them Crown their ass I I would invite you I don't know did you watch the game Captain Pope I would invite you to go back if you didn't and you know maybe watch and see and if you disagree still okay but if you haven't watched the game you get a chance go watch and tell me if you think it was an Notre Dame win or an Aggie collapse because trust me a lot of these Aggie losses these Aggie teams you got to remember they have some of the best talent in the country year after year the Aggies have some of the best recruiting classes in the nation they have some of the best players money could buy prior to nil and post nil but year after year after year this team has woefully underperformed and collapsed on itself steal over and over um i s another day moved down a spot H teams went all the time in the top 10 and don't move up because the teams above them are just better well I mean I agree with Oregon moving down I agree with Michigan moving down I agree with Missouri moving up you know what I mean um yeah I agree with I agree with a lot of this but I don't know this is crazy Perry per said been listening from the start I got kicked twice today to another stream I heard someone else mention it today I couldn't tell you because I was driving I don't know what's going on this is this is getting out of hand I'm gonna have to I got to screenshot this [ __ ] this is this is happening a lot now who else said they got kicked to another stream I this is just I may have to just get off of twitch because I just can't have you guys I mean I'm losing you guys left and right total Dallas said I got kicked too I thought I accidentally clicked it all right three times you got kicked W say watch the game watching the game the only way ANM could win at the end was to give up the touchdown because otherwise they don't see the ball again see I don't know Walt I don't know I mean up until then dude their defense was playing pretty well I mean well I should say the first half their defense played pretty damn well start screen on Twitch is difficult and sensitive anything you touch accidentally takes you elsewhere I was driving home I didn't get kicked but another stream's audio was merging in with this one for a few minutes just backed out and came back heck yeah hey per Oh Captain pop gifted a one month sub to Perry thank you sir much appreciated Captain Pope um it's it's always to someone I am following really let's see let's oh hold on let me put this again let me see here um thank you Captain pop now he subed uh I agree flip that's why I locked my screen and just listen to avoid accidentally going to a different stream um but saying that means they really only would have lost by three um yeah I mean I'm not saying they win again I'm not I'm not I'm not suggesting A&M wins um yeah I I I I by no means think A&M was going to win that football game um I just don't think either one of those teams were that good I guess is what I'm saying it just I certainly don't think Notre Dame was good enough to move up you think Notre Dame was one of the five best teams in the country after that really okay ohie doy uh all right so that's enough arguing about the top 25 now now let's argue about something else they have the uh let's see uh the athletic has their power rankings out and let's take a look at those see if we agree or disagree on some of this uh here we go oh [ __ ] we got four minutes left well we better hurry up we better hurry up um here you go quickly Chiefs one no doubt uh Lions two what what that's kind of crazy isn't it that's a weird feeling Tony crap list already so Chiefs one Lions 2 Ravens three what Texans four I I don't I don't want this that me no likey no likey no thank you I don't like it I don't like it make it stop I don't like this I don't like this I don't like it I don't like the Texans being this highly regarded I don't like them being this well thought of I don't like the Texans being picked this High because every time this happens the let down is unbearable I don't like it I don't like it so the Texans are fourth the Niners are fifth on the power rankings Packers are sixth the Cowboys are seventh the bills are eighth Bengals are ninth and Fly Eagles Fly is 10th these are power rankings not Super Bowl odds or anything like that all right just Power Rankings and power rankings are just who's best right now Browns are 11 Rams are 12 jets are 13 Dolphins 14 Falcons 15 look at that bears are 16 Chargers are 17 I'm kind of shocked that the Bears are that high that's that's a lot of expectations on Caleb Williams will he live up to it Bears 16 Chargers 17 Colts 18 Seahawks 19 Steelers 20 I think that might be a little bit low watch uh Jags 21 bucks 22 Vikings 23 that hurts that hurts s man um Tennessee 24 Saints 25 yikes Raiders 26 Cardinals 27 commanders 28 Panthers 29 Broncos 30 Giants 31 good Lord the Patriots my my my this is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil the Patriots are the worst team in football right now 32 all right what stands out what do you think what's the worst what is the worst huh um yeah flips said bears at 16 I saw Nick right on FS1 calling a Chiefs Bears Super Bowl oh Jesus Christ did he really say that Nick Wright said Chiefs Bears Super Bowl Nick Wright is a [ __ ] [ __ ] if if Nick Wright honestly said that it will be a Chiefs Bears Super Bowl Nick Wright is a [ __ ] [ __ ] clip it Mark it down put it on the interwebs sit it to him from one houstonian to another I'm assuming he's a houstonian I know he came up here in the media business as did I Nick buddy we don't know each other well we came up in similar media circles here in Houston Texas so from one former Houston media guy to another former Houston media guy you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] Chiefs Bears Super Bowl well at least you're making a lot of money for saying outlandish [ __ ] dude good for you good for you [ __ ] idiot thinks Caleb is a top five QB he thinks Caleb is a top five QB uh let's see if we can name five better QBs in the NFL than Caleb Williams I don't know let's just spitball and see if we can name five better QB than Caleb Williams right now I don't know let's just try and see if that's possible all right let's just see let's go one Patrick Mahomes ding two Lamar Jackson ding three Joe burrow ding four CJ stra ding [ __ ] five who am I missing um I don't know let me pull up the names here Dak oh my God sit down total Dallas I'll time your stupid ass out I swear to God we're trying to have a serious conversation I mean Dak is better than him but Dak is not top five Dak is definitely not top five there's Jared G Brock P's not Jordan love ah I kind of want to put Josh Allen on there yeah I'd have to put Allen or pry above him oh Jaylen Herz duh Jaylen Herz top five done there you go and and then if you want to argue at five is it Herz is it pie is it Tua is it [ __ ] you know Josh Allen let's just argue about that all day long but you know what we're arguing about we're arguing about five six and seven and eight yeah we're definitely not arguing about Caleb Williams at any of those spots sure we can argue about Dak being there but you know what the name that's not in that list Caleb Williams at all Jesus Christ man what a dumb [ __ ] take is he that desperate for attention is this show that bad that he's just like man I don't know I gotta pull me some stepen a out of my ass Caleb Williams is top five QB [ __ ] dude what a dumbass take I think Nick Wright's from Missouri I don't care where he's from he's from [ __ ] Pluto because he obviously don't know [ __ ] about football on this Earth this [ __ ] planet his takes are from outer space obviously Caleb Williams is already a top five QB what a [ __ ] that's stupid that's is stupid uh Tian Yugo said USC seems to be a better team now without Caleb Mo you think he was garbage at the end of last year Texans are probably the biggest hype hype job since what last year's Eagles you shut your wh mouth Titan Hugo you shut your wh mouth shut it oh my God what is do Nick have a job in Chicago is that why he's just fting Caleb Williams Oh Caleb Jesus Christ all right I gotta go [ __ ] I got to go figure out what the [ __ ] is wrong with twitch and why they're killing my goddamn stream with their [ __ ] Walt said Nick wrong let's go more like Nick wrong am I right no you're Nick wrong that's hilarious oh that's so funny told said get fitted for those letterman jackets [Laughter] Texans okay why don't you just worry about not being fourth in Your division total Dallas okay thank you Uriel appreciate you [Music] buddy all right enjoy your night go Astros I'm going to go freak out about selling tickets hey if you're not busy tomorrow you should totes come to the Houston Improv and get some good old fashion comedy me son TR Allan Adams my girl Nitra uh it's going to be a rocking good time we're going to have fun I'm going do a lot of new [ __ ] a lot of new jokes a lot of the stuff that I've read CeCe shut up Barry right now Hey listen CeCe that was just directed at him not at you and your Cowboys it was directed at total Dallas and his Cowboys okay Sun Tran is good people heartthrob and a hilarious comic but um doing a lot of new [ __ ] a lot of new [ __ ] and a lot of it is um about you know growing up and childhood and um hanging out with people of A different race and stuff that I've been wanting to explore for a long time so it's it's going to be cool it's going to be a lot different and a new side of me that I haven't been really uh haven't talked about a lot on stage so I'm looking forward to it should a lot of fun it's going to be cool be different um but I think it's going to be a lot of fun so hopefully you guys can make it man I would really appreciate it I'm I'd love love love love love to uh get 100 people in that bad boy that's the goal 100 people they helped me do it uh Donna I did the pick thems already I'm going to Tweet them out and I will also put them on the Discord but we did the pick thems earlier I will do them again all right uh but I'll I'll tweet them out from the Barry on Deck Twitter and I will put them on the Discord as well I did the screenshot and I will show you make sure you get them in I will I will reiterate them one more time tomorrow before the show's over so you guys have those again all right all right got to go I love you I'll see you guys tomorrow enjoy Astros uh or whatever else you watch okay uh hey uh love you Perry appreciate you all right I'll see you guys tomorrow be safe be kind love each other bye D's making a YouTube video