Bobby Lee Is Grateful For Jules

I love facts I like the learning I don't know how true this is but apparently if a um person like if someone needs like imaging under body like an MRI but they're too big to fit into the hospital MRI they take them to the zoo and have to get the zoo you're telling me if someone's overweight and they can't fit they take them to the zoo I yeah I and I was like I tried to like see if like who could verify this for me but someone on Tik Tok was like yeah this is absolutely true dude dude if I'm kill me honestly kill me don't even ask me to lose weight right don't don't ask me okay if they send me to the zoo right and I have to wait for elephant first to get their MRI sir wait in line please yeah the Rhino MRI right the right and I'm waiting there right just literally just shoot me in the head all right because that's insane sir you'll be over the after the RH yeah yeah yeah I I mean just get elephant OIC then or something you know what I mean can you look this am I I can't that sounds insane no but I I don't think I and that doesn't and that doesn't make them go you know maybe I should not eat noodles anymore well maybe they're on their Journey there and then now they're doing over head to toe Imaging you know everyone has a different size Journey yeah I mean you know most people have said to me when they I've met I've been on dates and they go a girl will have like a a weird nose and they'll go that me no I'm just not saying you but you know a really weird nose and and they'll go you know I'm thinking about getting nose s and I always go no you're you're what God made you and that's what I'm attracted to about but if you go on Tik Tok and you see nose jobs maybe it is right oh I you like the way you like the way it look I completely disagree there are sometimes where you're like your nose is not crooked no never said you have a nice nose but it's like romantic no I love my nose yeah it's not I love my know until I started podcasting and people were like yeah pointing it out I was like I never really it's like an inch away from yeah but it's so good now you're writing the line yeah you're writing the line yeah no but I kind of disagree I feel like if everyone gets that nose job like everyone in La is starting to look similar including the men like I'm not just saying this about women like men and women they're all starting to have that like aesthetic that I'm like oh you look like just the person next to you I love weird things yeah and also my biggest regret ever is not listening to you when you said do not get the boob job I know that was my ah I [ __ ] my body up for no reason also it's like you were honestly like you were the one of the hottest people I've ever seen in my life I [ __ ] up my body like I literally was like she's one of the hottest people did you close the door or is he in the blue thing f it's fine he can meow out there yeah but anyway these are all nose jobs wa I thought hers was natural no that's not natural I'm not good at her too yeah no I don't know I don't trust what side people say that he has yeah he has look his is different yeah yeah look at that look at him you know who um I thought like was really attractive was that guy from me before you Sam Claflin and then I think he got veneers yeah he did and then the cutest part about his face were his little like canines right there and they're gone and they're gone and I'm like devastated yeah I really want my ears talk no no no talk your what's wrong with your ears well what's right with them I've never noticed your ears oh my left one is so big your ears is what makes you no yeah no I'll tell you I'll tell you why why when I was in Comic Con there was a girl that interviewed me she was so cute she was too young I couldn't even hit on her way too young but she was cute and she had the cutest ears they're much like yours you know what I mean they just kind of one is not the same size as the other right and it's kind of going you like that but there was something really cute and adorable about her and it's what struck me about her her beauty so you keep them okay no but like when I take pictures like for my passport and like visas it's just so asymmetrical and I just look like weird well you're a weird person you could you could be well I have ears that stick out a little bit right and my biggest like um pet peeve is when it does this scks out of my ear and yeah remember you have big ears I think they're fine I think they're normal they're not normal but anyway they're not oh my god really they're not no but I love them no they're normal I want to also say something about you okay and S this is terrible I I don't even know what I'm doing here but um I want to say something about you for real there is honestly there is something so likable about you just listen to what the [ __ ] I'm saying okay and you resonate with people it's not because you could have anyone else in in the position like in terms of bad friends having a sidekick there's just something about you that people really identify with and love right it has nothing to do with your accent or who you are or your where you're from it's about you your essence everything about you right so it's like you know you were born with something very special okay you really were and um and that's we've done everything we can to keep you you in good standings have bad friends because we don't want to lose you it's it's like an anomaly we struck we struck gold with you you know but it's like you know sometimes you're like I don't know if I want to do this and this and that it's like no we'll do anything we can to keep you because out of everyone that we've ever used on bad friends you're the most loved you're the most you're just such an intricate part of our show and a part of the family you know what I mean so it's like it's has nothing to do with it's about you there could be nobody else but you there's something about you and I want you to know that okay when you go on in your life you know thanks I've never heard Bobby like cry like with his whole chest than when he thought like he like you he upset you oh yeah I was in New York and he called me and he was like I'm going to relapse like I was going to relapse yeah and he was like doesn't want to talk to me anymore and I was just and I felt I was like I've never seen him even that emotional when we broke up I was like dang like yeah so yeah but he called me like 10 times every day have you guys ever lying now I have either of you ever received a personal apology from Bobby how many times uh I have I think yeah oh okay yeah dude dude let me say something if I if I I've crossed the line a lot and when I cross the line I will apologize this is a team I get it right and it's like I'm not listen this is really I mean um I mean I just bring back to Comic Con it's just like you know I'd rather do this than anything else was it really bad friends too you know what I mean but you know this whatever I'm doing now because it's like it's safer it it it ex it it's exactly down my alley in terms of like showcasing what I'm actually good at and um it's like you know you shut up cat please I mean we is she stuck is he stuck in the porta potty yeah oh oh that's what I'm saying I keep saying that can you let him out into into the house do that cuz my eyes are vibrating yeah yeah yeah yeah

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