Chelsea Peretti & The Great Scone Debate | Ep # 163 | Trash Tuesday w/ Esther & Khalyla

No Not Your Hair, Hers! I know I really think that why do you want my gum so bad you think about it the whole time your hair is so shiny yeah you wait but she's the hair girl and you're supposed to have all the hormones this is a [Laughter] disaster there was something I really actually liked about being pointed over like you your hair looks [Laughter] great this show is sponsored by better help learn to make time for what makes you happy with betterhelp visit betterhelp.com TR Tuesday today to get 10% off your first month that's betterhelp hp.com sltr Tuesday you guys I am so excited that drugstore June my movie that I wrote co-wrote and star in is finally available digitally you can get Drugstore June Promo it on apple on Amazon wherever you buy movies and can't wait for you to see it and hopefully love it you guys I'm really excited about tiger belly's next Tigerbelly Live! 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my left side cuz I too have a hybridge on my nose so my left side's better right side's disastrous I didn't learn about sides till this podcast so that's a really good thing must be you done to me have you ever looked in a non-reversing mirror oh terrible why is that so bad it's insane because you basically will realize I don't know maybe you guys are different but for me I'm extremely asymmetrical too so when I look in it you see your face not flipped and somehow it makes you you look like a Picasso you in a bad way really really bad way yeah like it threw me into a deep depression yeah because I'm very asymmetrical so one I have a micro eye one that's smaller so when I do my makeup I have to compensate by I do my makeup one eye different than the other look at me this is me not believing word you say swear to Godel swear to God commercial break a hot girl talking about her asymmetry let me tap out for five she's like I'm a mess it's like I have eyes okay you're perfect next micro eye really a micro eye my dad I remember my dad being like don't worry like jeanclaude vanam has one too and I'm Women Dating Goblins - Who's Fault? like okay thank you beautiful yeah so but men honestly can pull off a micro eye think women can they can pull off literally anything I know they can pull off toothlessness a lot of men I found attractive have been toothless this is our fault I don't like that one it's always this like it's always a side tooth like three V from the front that that people are always missing that one is I'm like this every every time they talk I'm like side tooth side tooth side tooth flashing flashing a flash of Darkness you know and I'm like what's going on what was it what happened cuz that is commonly gone on people I remember the first time I think it was like the third date with Bobby where he laughed really loud and I realized like not only were his MERS missing but everything else I was like this man has nine teeth that's like a goblin in like uh Studio gibli movie or something and then we went to a steak house which he insisted on going to and I realized he would chew the steak with his front te oh my God or that or he would just whole swallow like a piece of steak and I'm like hey like you've got to do that you're going to choke he's like I can't what oh my God see okay but you guys you realize what we're talking about here is that it is I am going to put all the blame on us it's our fault because our self-esteem is so low that we're willing to accept these flaws in men as attractive so we're the problem women are the problem anyone you know I don't know I feel like I had these kind of conversations in college I can't I can't place the blame on us anymore it's like look we're deep feelers we're like okay you know but the problem is a lot of times we take someone who's ugly and has a bad personality true that's where we need to step it up yeah yeah one only take one yeah one or the other you have to choose yeah now today in our show if you haven't noticed we have the one and only Chelsea Paretti she you may know her we The one and only Chelsea Peretti is here! could we could start talking about her huge hit movie first time female director available streaming now on Roku or her Netflix special one of the greats not on Netflix anymore I own it now let me know what I should do with it you bought it wait that's been your dream I didn't buy it I didn't buy it I somehow in my contract I think I don't know if I specially carve this out or if that's just how they are but I I now own it like they rotate things off all the time and now I own it wait that's cuz you know I bring this up all the time time but one of my favorite things I've ever seen on Twitter RP is I know a a post of Comedy Central promoting one of your old specials and you underneath writing can I buy the rights back to this please so I feel like you yeah you finally that's funny you finally made it you own I made it but now I don't know what to do with it and did I make it I don't know let's discuss in the comments but actually what I want to ask you about first amongst all of your amazing achievements I want to talk about the one year you spent writing on Parks and wreck as a co-worker of my baby Chelsea Tells Esther Her Baby Daddy was a Narc daddy that's so interesting cuz I was trying to remember if it was a year or two years maybe it was two years I think it was two you maybe know better than me I think may he was you guys only had one year of cross you know your baby daddy was like a narc wait what do you mean in the writer room he was like two people on their phones two people on their phones he always had like a little sing song thing where he called out people being on my phones I'm like one dork Let It Go we're here 12-hour days like sometimes we might want to text our mom so bad he's such a loser he's such a do he do that to you he's a company man he's oh my god well was who was a bigger bully him or you uh probably me but but I was just louder more outspoken cuz he's I've heard is like he can be kind of mean that see now that I would like to see oh I don't think saw the a student nerd yeah I mean I guess like it was his first season yeah yeah I I haven't seen him be mean I would love to see that he was known in college as Dave the bully really cannot imagine Dave being any kind of he's got a lot of sides to him you guys M the plot thickens multifaceted where's his show where's his podcast I guess the great debates he has with Steve he oh he does have he does have a podcast actually whoops shout out to the great debates but it only comes out like once every two months and also he was he was like their podcast was featured on John Mayer's serus Channel I have a picture with John Mayor that I can send you okay and then we ran into John Mayor and he the first thing he said to us was like I'm so sorry talk just doesn't work on my Serious Channel so it's like we ran into him and he just told us how like Dave's podcast was having to be removed from the channel we're like we didn't care I didn't you realize he had a channel yeah whatever John Mayer yeah I'll send you that picture sure I what I imagine immediately is sending that photo to you just all night long over and over and over and you're like what is the significance I just keep sending it I would enjoy that I would enjoy the mystery of that I'd want to know what it's about what happened to you what what made you downfall to that point yeah um so you have a movie out mhm so Women in Film + The Press Tour do you women inen film forever ever yeah um how is it you've been back and forth New York doing press yeah how do we feel one one trip too many I'm going to say um but I don't know do you love doing press who does I was just thinking like I can't even watch it like do you watch it after you do your face said you do it's complicated I want to see a glimpse it's actually literally not comp no it is you either watched it or you I want to see a glimpse and then like depending on how I look and how I feel about my vibe right right that's true going or I'll just stop cuz I'm like yeah and as we've talked about before it's like you'll do a a a press appearance and then you're like oh my hair and makeup look like [ __ ] this is a this is goes in the garbage I will say this I feel like I finally well actually I can't say this but you know I feel like Glam is always like a journey yeah but I I felt really I was happy with my Glam On We're Journeymen yeah we are with makeup we are and hair but then there's this one perfect in no no no no no no I wish I got Glam I really to anyways do you love your hokas Chelsea Peretti Plays Pickle Ball listen I know they're not cool like they are cool no I just got a pair of hokas they are I'm sold on them now but it took a while well apparently I need different shoes like I wear them for everything they're not apparently good for hiking or running no running they are running and walking I think but pickle ball I started playing pickle ball oh you did yeah sorry guys little generation above and they're apparently not great for that whatever the sideways movement yeah no ankle support yeah but I do have to say that I would do these long hikes in my old sneakers I don't even know what they were and my feet would hurt and these ones it's like it's like walking on titties yeah because they're really widey why would you want to do that why not give it a try before you reject the idea walking on titties would probably feel amazing if there was like 10 women in a row and you're just like you wouldn't the whole time be grabbing your own titties like how could I actually you're right no I would be like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry you're super titty sensitive yeah are you guys not if it was fake women okay those real dolls and you could walk across their boobs that would feel good I'm sure even we want fake women that's sad of course of course want someone who's breathing that's not fun just gently caressing your chest in pain about monitor Chelsea oh do you really did did it just start sounding way to flex sorry sorry I do have ailments okay that's now see more relatable getting back on the same level um no I have a heart monitor I've had like a heart condition for a really long time but um when when was it discovered um I think right at 30 oh wow I was getting these like weird um episodes where I couldn't breathe and my heart was like going up to 200 beats a minute and I was an athlete for most of my life so I never really like thought anything weird I always thought like my heart was powerful turns out not really that's crazy yeah so a powerful heart yeah cuz you're an athlete I was like a division one athlete I was like this thing cannot go out yeah and it can the first when I first moved to LA the first time I did runan yeah I could not believe how heavy I was breathing like and I felt really really scared that I went to the doctor the next week to get like a heart a stress test and they're like no you're fine I know well I kind of get that feeling where I can't breathe when I walk up hills even if it's like a slight incline and I'm like this seems bad do you eventually get over it though like yeah but it's like even if I'm like hiking all the time I feel like if I walk up a a slight Hill I feel like I I'm like winded yeah it's it's am I dying I think that's just exercise guys no I know that supposed to happen now I know but I got hey I got the piece of Mind from the stress test highly recommend isn't that Scientology no stress test yes that's literally what they give out they call it something else but it's I'm not sure it was my first year in LA wouldn't be surprised no they would do like free stress test right the stress test but it was with that little Contraption thingy right yeah I mean I never I never actually did it but I'm did you ever think about maybe um Scientology yeah I was like oh of course like did you have this where you're like it's it'll be a funny bit if I go in there to the Chelsea & Esther Contemplated Joining Scientology celebrity center yeah and then like a few days later I was like I don't think it seems like people get stuck in there I'm scared no they had a branch buffet that supposedly was very good in there and of course you know me I was in a conundrum I'm like wait I do want to see what all the hubub is about with that brunch but I was scared like the doors would slam wait did you go no I never did it now I'm curious about the brunch I don't know if they still do it how could it be that good it's so hard to find a good brunch buffet just realized I was like making a little fist to punch me no just like True Body anxiety um yeah but if they had done the audit on either of you at that time like what would they have found out as they're going to be like you're stressed you need this but the audit is when they they take in all of your deepest darkest and then you cannot leave Scientology because then they hold it over your head right I would have been way too honest and way too like open and loved I the if any attention that they gave me would have have been like I don't need a career I'll just do this cuz that's all I was looking for anyway God that's terrifying thank you you wait you said Chelsea's Feelings on Peanut Butter you're the first person I've ever met who says you hate peanut butter or peanuts everything peanuts I don't hate peanut butter I have to be clear but literally I have a call-in podcast and I was asking what's a high protein snack and all these callers kept saying peanut butter I'm just not like sitting around like let me eat three spoons of peanut butter also I thought it wasn't a good high protein snack cuz it's super high in fat it's kind of also not plant-based protein is never going to be as good as you know The Real McCoy yeah which I I'm sorry to vegans for saying that that's just the research that I've come across I don't know I I love peanut butter I think it makes everything better I think like any dessert that has peanut butter in it tastes good oh wow so strong too I I'm Pro peanut butter when it comes to like Savory dishes like I love Savory sa kind of yeah because I think like in a lot of Asian dishes um especially like I know like I'm Filipino so we have a peanut butter stew and withen look at this this is me being culturally respectful I'm like but inside I'm like uh I'm not peanut butter stew they well there's probably a better name for it not in English right right there is it's like Kare but it's that's a a million times better you say that I'm like well I'd love to try it peanut butter stew I'm like out yeah but it s of this it's it's a hack to to make usually you use like crushed peanuts and you do it the right way but the hack is to just put a scoop of peanut butter in yeah are you guys saying that you would like peanut sauce more than peanut butter peanut sauce do you like peanut sauce sometimes but again I guess it's just like I'm more into like in Asian Foods and I want to say sesan Foods I'm into Sesame more than peanut you know like I love sesame noodles there's these ones that I get in San Gabriel that are like really garlicky sesame noodles so good and I put black vinegar on it I love so you're an sgv girl when it comes to good I'm so glad thank you for saying that sgv is the only place like I don't trust anyone who gets their Asian food anywhere else really the one thing is once you get into sashan food the numbing spice is very addictive but are you into high spice cuz s one's very hot no that's where I'm different than it's very hot but somehow I can Toler at it more than say Thai which is so hot it like hurts to me or will you lose the other flavors yeah the other flavors are like the sesan flavors are so layered and like that five spice is so [ __ ] good then I put black vinegar all over everything which I cuz I love sour I love vinegar that's something I'm really missing in the pregnancy is just like going extra crazy with vinegar and it's just are you not allowed it's just the reflux situation which I know everyone is sick of hearing me talk about no I love it I I was actually hoping you would bring that up how's it going wait so you're nearly due I'm like three weeks out I should not be here well Esther Went to See Madonna Very Pregnant that's amazing Esther thank you so much thank you I did go to Madonna last night you did I couldn't believe I made it like I it was who'd you go with the goop Greg oh oh I love him so much this comedy promoter who is has been recently been featured on bad friends and he's so funny and he's the only person I've ever met at the store where I have we have all the same interest in like female pop stars so we really like hit it off yes no I'm curious I'm scared to ask who you do love as female pop stars oh why what's so scary what are you scared of I feel like we're not going to be in sync well first of all I don't really love any I guess is the truth if I really think about it I'm like I don't know what I'm holding out for cuz there's like I'm out of the loop I guess Madonna is like the number one and I'm not going to look I know there was a few like rough years publicly where we were all confused but just the last decade yeah yeah yeah did she have no AC on she did have no AC someone told me that the concert that was sweltering because she insists on no AC why singing she won't do AC which I do not love that my Majesty like that is a sacrifice she needs to create a little bubble for herself like a a humid Greenhouse but I will say the live singing was excellent really excellent and you don't get that in the female pop World often well I love it because I have to say like everyone seems to be enjoying this concert and like the same way I love that Joan Rivers stayed edgy till the day she died which I think is so hard to do especially as I'm getting older I'm like I feel peaceful not really but I don't know I feel boring I feel out of it and boring and like for Joan Rivers and Madonna to stay relevant as they you know went on in life is actually now I'm like wow that's actually Quite a feat yeah well people were like oh is it sad cuz she's older and I did not have a a tinge of that it was so exciting and fun and she was so alive like it really she really pulled it off and did she ever looks stiff like in her movements oh yeah I mean she's not like hitting it like Britney and the ha day but but neither is Britney no one is honestly like she it was really good and the set list too was like really for the OG fans it was for the 65-year-old gay men and I last night that was me and it was good who would your female pop people be would first of all I just have to say did she play Lis La Bonita she did I had to leave early because my that I guess my karaoke and that's your karaoke Choice that's not an easy one really last night I know it's kind of low last night I dream of s Pedro it's low but I have a low voice so it all kind of works out my karaoke go-to is also Madonna Like A Virgin but she did it was Heavy true blue era which is a Great era what are those songs I don't know Lysa Papa Don't Preach oh that's a huge one Papa don't is borderline on there border is not on that album I don't think but she did not oh no I think she might have played it towards the end of the concert when I was not there anymore but I me and Dave have like a good concert routine where he drops me off and then he goes around the corner and plays at a casino and then picks me up it's it's like he's your dad it's my dad would never a cool routine slash literally like a guardian that's all you've ever wanted Parenthood I have to say I love hearing that that Dave won't he's coming for you after this I know now that I know he has a Mean Streak it's kind of exciting you want it yeah wait you who are your female pop people honestly I really don't have one oh my gosh I really don't have you been listening who are they now like none of them appeal to me well some people would say Casey must grave this country I put she is not pop I don't think Casey is she won best album of the year a couple years ago but that's how country people can win that idea they can oh okay I don't really know what her songs are like what's her big song they're very like I like Miley yes you like Miley I do I Miley is great I love a deep scratchy voice her voice is amazing when she covers other song when Kelly Clarkson and Miley cover songs you know it's going to be good what about siza are you familiar I do like siza that her but is she like a pop star I feel like not she's probably more R&B but I just like to make them what I say just someone you like as a pop star right funny because pop does mean popular right so really it's and I only like popular things it's like okay it's like Lady Gaga is I think a big one right no yeah do we like Adele I mean sure but again I wouldn't think of Adele as a pop star do you like she's singing ballads all the time Gaga I never like had a thing with yeah oh wow but I think also when people have like so much Mania around them it's like you know when people are like this movie is insane and then you see it and it's like okay like I think it just already felt like it's it's a scene and I'm like okay I can't get in you seem like the kind of person that like you could only like the music that wasn't popular CU Miley's popular okay got to hold on to Miley and Madonna so you do like Madonna I do okay that's that means a lot to me share share I feel like back in the day well no she was more rock and roll I think she wanted to be labeled Rock and Roll But Tina Turner was like unbeatable rest in peace are we even going to say the T T Taylor you can't say I like Taylor Swift I just was not drawn to her because she's a tall thin blonde woman same same I don't trust blondes and so I couldn't ever get personal get my way in and she wasn't a dancer but then now the evolution the Midnight's album seeing the arrow tour I'm all in and I have all the respect I I hate myself for not liking her but I don't like her listen I like that she like didn't she like remake her album to own it I like that I think that's inspiring the story line is more important than everything else I'm into her business Acumen I think more than her um music well I think I I didn't realize that both of her parents were like business people they were Savvy yeah like she's millionaire she didn't like grow up in Nashville like they're from like New York I think and they were Finance people and they were like let's just this girl can sing let's just you know Market her correctly yeah it's kind of like putting a boy band together but with their daughter yeah this show is sponsored by betterhelp and let me tell you therapy has been one of the most important Tools in my life um I don't know if you've noticed but Modern Life is not really 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have you tried like unrip papaya with vinegar and salt um I was actually buying for a while um green dry Green Papaya that was very tart that I loved no mango dry Green Mango with like salt on it or something yeah Green Mango and if you there's this Filipino like fermented shrimp called buong and it smells terrible it's a really good match for Green Mango really really good like fresh Green Mango fresh Green Mango you don't like cumquats you say they're too Tangy for you for me the [ __ ] quad is an extreme sweet and extreme sour and extreme bitter it's just like a lot of extremes are you a kumquat girl I love a kumquat I miss I can't believe it's kumquat season and I'm not really participating that's been hard for me are you into low quads they're fine but they're not cumquats [ __ ] quats are just like also it's you're getting the opportunity to eat a full rind which is probably so good for you and it's like tiny and cute and you don't know if it's going to be sweet or or sour it's just are you into Ki really fun okay give it to her give it to her okay so these are a combo of belts and sours here pass it over do I they're really good oh I can't that sounds it smells is it spicy it's um it's got a lemon peel and leing wouldn't if I were you okay I won't yeah let's keep it away from it's called sherff mix it it looks like it's covered in sawdust no but it's not it's lemon peel different right well I wish it was more sour really mhm do you think it would hurt me if I tried it no but it's got like a weird what is that it's the leing mui it's like the the dried plum taste Chelsea did you like Warhead heads M Warheads are intense I mean I'm just not a candy girl so much oh that is really tasty it is yeah it it's pretty good I just do think I'd be more into more sour so that's maybe at the bottom of the bag oh it's not as Extreme as I was worried about so the flavor is a gummy candy with Plum the the sprinkle on it is plum yeah what is it it's good leing mui and lemon PE man Hawaii is so cool let me try another one I have just I have to continue try the belt not the not the gummy I ripped off a piece of the belt can I ask the worst white woman question of all time yeah I don't have all the Hawaii answers are pineapples really better in Hawaii or is that just like a myth I actually think pineapples are not from Hawaii I think they're originally from South America um [ __ ] that's good there's not that sour [ __ ] I love it I'm so glad I have so many and they have a a a ly flavored one too they do uhhuh they have all the flavors salt it has salt on it I love that about it what is this flavor Plum uh yeah I blacked out give me the bag give me the bag dude did you [ __ ] hear me wait you got [ __ ] I'm not your little servant I'm reading the ingredients obviously you're like give me the bag as I'm reading what the [ __ ] um so I can't say I love this I I want to because I want to be like cool but there's something about it right yeah no that's swear when you're done when you leave today you're going to be like hm those Noms it's also weird that there's belts and balls it tastes like it has Tobacco on it it tastes like it has everything on it I can't figure it out and I love it I love that super sweet slightly Tangy lots of salt and tobacco mhm there's not tobacco is there there's to I'm nine months pregnant your baby is dead Esther so to answer your question they're from South America they were brought to because I know that we have a lot of uh pineapple plantations in the Philippines but they're not originally from the Philippines either what is your Spear Fishing , Diving, and DDT tie to Hawaii um she's like my partner is Hawaiian or is born raised there um also part Hawaiian but I also um dive a lot so it was sort of where I learned to like spear fish and where I learned to like spear is um local fish there or here in California do you do it here yeah I do it here too are you concerned about the DDT off of Catalina Island I'm chasing chasing we we do keep track of that I think that certain parts of like if there's um like they they tell divers that almost immediately and they put out a warning like hey don't collect Lobster um this week or whatever what do you know about the DDT in Catalina what is that there's tons of barrels of DDT that were dumped off the coast of California and are just sitting there and still fully toxic what is DDT something bad look there they are oh no yeah so I think they delayed lobster season last cuz it usually starts like first week of October They delayed it by a week because of this only by a week though I'm sure it's clear after that so yeah DDT is a pesticide DDT is what they put in um uh like bug round up like in Roundup like Monsanto I maybe but I think it's in in bug spray like I think it's commonly I could be wrong no that's deep ah yes but do you see I think it's a crop thing yeah yeah I think it is it's what it it's in Roundup I really should know more as I'm trying to get a Pulitzer for talking about this once on my podcast but they do you have to be careful about collecting certain type of um like if you know off the coast of California you can just grab muscles and eat them but you can't collect them certain months because of this thing called demoic acid that apparently is like a neurotoxin that can kill you I love the planet yeah yeah just a random fact Julian if it's in summertime don't collect muscles almost did I was in lagona the other day you're still safe to do so now oh great yeah yeah yeah you're good now let's see if any of these Trader Joe's snacks Stella got for us are worth our time all right they're they're the new they're new new and exciting 2024 I've never seen this one these are new these are fresh and hot now Chelsea you recently famously did a podast episode trying Trader Jo snacks and hated all of them right all of them 100% what brand is that lipstick this little known brand it's like a little cottage industry thing I'm trying to support Chanel Tom Ford Tom Ford cute how do you know that because he's psychotic and know things like that okay we've got pizza party potato chips I don't even like pizza that Trader Joes: New Product Taste Test much yeah come on over to my podcast I talk about it all the time yeah I know I had a good slice with Nick croll in New York just now but I just PL cheese from where Joe's oh Dave loves Joe's we always get Joe's I feel like it's it was good but it was actually very good but I just can't get like super excited about a slice right I'd be more into carbonara yes that's my thing yes you know what I'm into the pasta I never thought I would be veering towards katcha Pepe but it's so like kit or Miss and sometimes very Bland and sometimes too peppery and sometimes grainy look I'm only when it's good it's good and I can't be respons I don't know I'm not responsible for that maybe John and venise but it's a rigatoni anyway I love rotoni it's my favorite pasta shape waffle cone tips choc like all this looks so gross to me this one looks good to me because it's basically the base of the yeah of the little cones ice got some room temperature yogurt that'll be good for my unborn child Meer lemon and cream yogurt I would normally love Meer lemon but room temp is a hard sell it's actually a little chill do you want to test just hold it and see we just got him okay have any of you guys gone to the taking it the Frenchie she makes those yogurts at the farmers market her lemon one is really good there now see I'm shocked you'll go to a farmers market as an introvert that's the most extroverted experience on Earth what are you talking about I find farmers markets absolutely like chaotic and overwhelming but you don't to talk to it like I actually truly do want to get diagnosed I think something's up with me do you think you're fully agoraphobic I don't know I just think something is a Miss wait I I honestly think it's just getting older like you said because there was a point I think it might have been like called you old I know so far this has been a great appearance I literally Amel nailing the coffin on my career by being here you and I are pretty close in age I think I'm going to be 40 this year okay well I'm going to be 50 in 3 years or four I feel like no one's going to use this but but um wait no I think right at 37 I was like oh I think I'm just going to opt to not exist outside in public any are you talking about you guys when have you ever seen me be social I thought you were a shut in I am a shut in but it's really bad for you to be a shut in okay we're practicing at the you we've all been Lear the past couple years which I wish we knew sooner is being a shut in does not solve the problem and we need community and we need to see people and we need to have those small talk annoying conversations that we don't want to have CU they will it's that thing of like there's a study like it let's say you have at 5:00 tonight you can either go on a hike with a friend or sit at home and watch a show obviously you'd rather sit at home and watch the show but you're going to feel better if you do the hike with the friend so it's just in theory yes so from now on say yes if I ever want to hike with you me yeah fine pickle ball is social that and active you're you're you're really keeping it great I like Escape rooms and keeping it great this I could maybe see your you having interest in doubt it let's see lemon animal crackers Cherry no it's it's misleading it says cheery oh that is ridiculous that's unbelievable I thought they were Cherry too oh I definitely I'm sure I would like that although it's covered with sprinkles for a [ __ ] baby and it's also covered in icing you are like a Savage you are so you think you're so mature andine when it comes to dessert one foot in the grave wait so cool wait where do you get your uh treats and desserts and what are they pie right bakeries yeah bakeries are no one here is going to want this crispy peanut butter I literally tried that I think on mine like peanut peanut peanut are the are these all 2024 new treats of Trader Joe's I I'll try this I'll try the lemon yeah the lemon I'm a lemon person I know you are you got me turned on the lemon desserts famous yeah I used to never like a fruit dessert except for pie but then I realized L lemon could work ew This is okay I hate frosting this is frosted within an inch of its life why do you hate frosting it's the best part of anything I don't like frosting do you like frosting right I like most things it's it's hard for me to really say no to even shitty snacks but no on the peanut butter stuff this has a very high lemon flavor which I do appreciate can we ASMR the eating in the mic this is good this is good Shel you're what's your thing against this I don't even like chocolate that much I don't either like I don't like chocolate flavored ice cream but this is good you don't like an ice cream cone huh that lemon thing is good if they didn't cover it in sprinkles there's a trend with those little cone uh ends where Trader Joe's also has like a sweet canoli dip and I tried that on my podcast it's wretched oh cool cool it's absolutely wretched what are your go-to pip um high spots here well I don't really have one I found a great one in uh Brooklyn you get them stripped over I don't even know if it's possible believe me when tart cherry comes into season I'm going to try try gold belly they ship in from every single yeah it's just weird I feel guilty with gold belly and because of the carbon footprint I'm like I'm ordering a pie from like oh I did so much you don't like that it's really lemony I love love how lemony but I hate the texture of like eating the grit of the sprinkle it's like eating sand I do you're not wrong about that thank you yeah you're not wrong but the lemon itself fantastic I love the sharp lemon God [ __ ] get these away these are so good all right I'll try this disgusting thing Myer Myer lemon and Chelsea finally Likes Something cream we're going to get sued by Trader Jo for how mean we are I know no seriously and I already am like alleged ly this looks disgusting all right let's see I'm going in on the potato chip the pizza one I mean that's great I those are good oh you like the yogurt the yogurt's great is that really new yeah we just got it no like a new release oh yes from this article very very the very new 2024 that's very good wow wow we got her we got her Mr Joe we got her good the yogurt my or lemon I just love Meer lemons but they're what's the difference Meer they're a little sweeter and they are softer thinner skin thinner rind um and they're just really delicious less tart more sweet but still Serving Sizes in Snacks tart you don't even like that Trader Joe's Takis the chips the rolled chips you know what I was thinking in the car is that all these kinds of snacks should come with like one of those clicking counters you know when someone's counting like an audience coming into a venue like you should be able to click count every chip you eat cuz I okay I didn't have lunch and all I had in the car were goldfish which I already discussed with because of my child but I already discussed with you how I think Cheez itss are satanic because allegedly because of how salty and dry they make your mouth last night I literally told Dave if we had a box of toast toasty extra toasty cheeses that it would ruin our marriage and he's like what do you mean and I'm like I just wouldn't be able to he's like do you want me to get that or he's like trying to anticipate your needs um I ate like 89 goldfish in the car on the way here regular straight up yeah just plain old goldfish like and I'm like I wish I truly knew the exact number that I ate and if they came with a little clicker as you eat one you'd keep track better so small it's hard with what suppose you had a clicker what number would you stop at I truly well what would I hm that's a great question 12 like I'd be like okay 12 is reasonable but I probably did eat 89 no but it's like that's how I've super disordered about my eating so when I look at the serving size and it says 17 chips I do serve myself 17 chips I stopped that in high school that's crazy I know it's crazy well like the one serving size that I really object to is on box mac and cheese cuz I'm like it's one serving for old chel pelli I can't really yeah Dole it out amongst my friends and neighbors this just gold Dave is like really heels in the ground about paresan flavored goldfish being the best kind of goldfish and it makes me like not like him yeah I've never had it is it just like really different from the what's better than the straight up original I don't understand how you could beat that formula that is true but also I do think in the last couple years I've come to the realization that cheets are better than goldfish you know what's interesting question what food does a second iteration or third iteration beat the original for example I know those are a lot of big words please um Oreos they have the seasonal the mint ones I actually think mint Oreos are incredible and arguably better than regular Oreos you're making me think of a mint Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen and how good that is there is a foster treeze can they do it probably there's one there's one sort of close to here that is one thing I'll never cosign it's just mint as a dessert I I don't know what it is I not tropical enough for you not tropical enough mint was not something introduced as a dessert in fact avocados I had to Tropical Fruits learn is a Savory food cuz we ate it as a dessert like coconut milk tons of sugar when we were kids let me ask you this have you had sour soop I love guabo sour soop is my favorite Chelsea God so bad okay so I have a hookup you do I do have a hookup me and my son want to try it and so I call it white gold it just looks so cool it's like this big round fruit that's like smooshy that has spikes on it and then they you open it and it's like supposed to be like sweet and sour and tastes like banana and strawberry and all these things yeah okay so this is a very common fruit in the Philippines we call it guyabano um I think in Mexico they call it guanabana you can get the sour so um juices in the can but I feel like they're overly sweetened but real Sour soop Esther it's sweet and tart and it has a very soft milky flesh and it is so good as like a fresh squeeze juice that's what I want I'm going to Costa Rica and I'm hoping it's a season in April yeah know but I'm going to try it and also have you tried so I tried mango Steen love mang yeah I also want to try um oh durian what do you think of durian oh it's so bad have you tried it we've had on the show oh so we've had um so I grew up um with everyone around me including my white dad loving durian and I was like why do you want to try it unfortunately I just follow an account where this guy eats all these tropical foods it really just hits with some people for me it tastes like rot and garlic he's always like it tastes like you know like um pudding and and like caramel cream I think I have I I think that uh it's sort of like a how some people cannot have cilantro cuz it tastes like soap I think durian is like that but is it possible that we had bad durian no we had okay durian really it's terrible that's just how I remember like nauseating really strong strong people in the room that really liked it so I think it's either a complete hit for you or complete I can't do this I try it I want to try it I can Dorian candy sometimes you like NATO yeah which is like that's a big controversial one too that you like Nat I can have not as like one time I went to a restaurant and I was like I'll just have the NATO and the rice and that was overwhelming for me to just have the full natto but I do like a little bit on the side you like it full I got really into it because of a tick tocker who ate it all the time I really do like it I did kind of OD on it trying to eat it all the time where were you getting it uh Chinatown okay yeah or like Asian markets and you don't mind the consistency the Slime I kind of liked it she made it look really good she stirred it froed it up and then she slurp it down and I was like okay I want to get into this and put little seasoning and stuff on it so I really do like it but um yeah I can't like eat it daily it's definitely it's like fermented it's intense you know and super salty I want to know like what are cuz last time we podcasted together we talked a lot about pie yeah and I then then I know we both went to our prospective corners and had some pie what actually no you got me to try the scone at all time oh yeah which The GREAT SCONE DEBATE I thought was all time most FAS it's a berry scone they have a berry scone I was disappointed in the amount of um sugar it's not super super sweet not Su for babies that's the ultimate compliment it's like not too sweet I know but for fine with that I just little Esther I just thought it wasn't a lot of berries did you feel like it needed sprinkles wait you thought it didn't have enough berries yeah like I I for me a scone can I just let me just speak freely go go a scone is asking a lot of you it's dense it's hard let me say I have to jump in I gave you the floor but I have have to jump in and this is I'm working on this in therapy okay but it is not the reason they're SC [Applause] is you can't mess with a pregnant woman that is a thing like this is dangerous what I'm doing but I just have to quickly say it's not dense it's not that dense and that's why I love theirs it's crispy and light go you're back go it's so much dough that you're being asked to enjoy and it's not often a sweet dough she's crying just yeah I'm so hot I've never felt hotheaded before like I didn't know that term meant something real wait Esther why is dough bad no because it's like it's not like a cookie where there's not a lot of dough it's there's a lot it's thick actually worried about you right now I'm going labor I'm laboring this is you wanted to start your labor I figured out how to do it interrupt your SC own monologue it needs to have a lot of stuff in there it needs to have a lot it can't just be you can't have three bites into just hard dough with no [ __ ] fruit of all first of all it's not hard the whole beauty of their is it's very soft and crispy edes supposed to be hard I don't like a dense hard like SC I do I do I do and please calm down okay first of all they do have a fair amount of berries in there I agree I could go harder with the berries if I made them at home I would go nuts with the berries but I think as far as a store-bought scone there's taste very home baked I don't like a dense scone so for me it's an upgrade I think we just have different SK wait is everyone really upset cuz the way you're reacting is if you're really trying to like patch a problem right now I am I'm a fixer let me let me fix this guys give me a chance wait we were wait a minute come back to me remember my podcast we talked about food for 5 hours straight and we were in heaven you can't turn on me now you said you liked the scone too I did I did Li to I did like it I just I'm I'm frustrated with its lack of ingredients our sc's like a British thing yeah they're called really is they called SC actually we all hate the Brits and I think guys you're getting it's scans right they pronounced scon I'm just observing Esther it's like she's under observation now for me as far as I'm concerned yeah mentally I think he just gave her a membrane sweep yeah this is wild and the thing that's crazy that I'm just in turmoil over internally is that she said she liked the scone but here's what she said I I actually want to look it up because I she goes I tried the all time scone and I go and and she goes pretty good and I'm like that means pretty good is an ecstatic she thinking every third bite this good yeah I just want I just said I said what I said okay this is uh oh okay she's go just had this all times going pretty good um then she said the girl working there said to get the sour cream and chocolate muffin next time which I didn't I hated it oh yeah I didn't love that one either okay so anyhow could told me well I did I here I go I say yeah I like Berry more than chalk okay I go was it warm not loving pretty good TBH scrutin izing that word Duo and then you said it is really good though oh it is really good but the feeling flavor is so light like it's a large scone with what like five berries Max I think I blotted this out I'd so much rather something filled with fun treats inside oh like a cake filled with M&M'S it's not that kind of dish honey Esther Defends Her Sweet Preferences okay [Laughter] I was really disappointed in the sour cream chocolate muffin because I was told that the sour cream makes it fluffy and it was dry you know what your next birthday you should have what a piñata let's be honest you [ __ ] love candy okay it's your happy place you love dessert too just because you are so refined and like lemon and only pie does it make you I bet our Su I like ice cream Sundays do you actually that's not refined actually more often than not uhoh I will not get a topping on my ice cream cuz I think it can kind of mess with the ice cream and I don't want to be having God we cannot get a foothold I don't want we are off track I don't want the cold ice cream constantly fighting the hot fudge and I'm going to race to get non-melted ice cream and non- cold fudge like that's just a stressful experience for me that's like saying like with mac and cheese I don't like the crispy crust interfering with the noodle rubberiness it's like no they go together hun they go together can you have all of it yeah like the different layers of the experience I don't want to be stressed out it reminds me of like sharing a dessert with my mom when I was little and it's like [ __ ] get your own like I'm fighting wait when you put things on your plate do you mix just G to ask that or do you have does each bite have to be a uniform bite I'm not super strict and also it depends like what it's a Thanksgiving then everything is a party and mix it up but like I I'm not some like OCD freak about the foods not being able to touch just because of what I said about the hot fudge and I feel like I'm under attack about it listen I have to say I'm not a mixer at all no like Thanksgiving food I don't I don't even like gravy that's another thing to get into really I'm not a mixer I like eating things separately always like you never mix what supposed you have rice and then a stew are you eating your rice separately from the stew no but first of all I don't eat a ton of Stew I know I know it's a hot topic for you's not eating stews anymore where are her stew girls at weigh in in the comments that's all I make a stew it has to be a wet food with meat in it it has to be stewed down love stew dogs dogs love that texture I just I just can't imagine not having sauce no no I mean I would definitely put that together like if I was having like Indian food I'd be putting that on the rice I wouldn't eat it separate it's not that extreme but I just when I see people who just mix up everything on their plate as a rule that's crazy but when you have mashed potato Poes whatever casserole here are you eating them one by one or are you kind of going around in a circle I'll tell you the God's honest truth I would mix a little bit of stuffing with a little mashed potato okay turkey I'm not mixing with either of those I'm going to have turkey with cranberry sauce but also [ __ ] Thanksgiving right we shouldn't be even supporting it so [Laughter] anyway what wait oh wait this is an actual thing a fear of foods touching is called brumotactillophobia that's wild weird I can't remember where you stand on this do you like ice cream with your pie um yeah I don't have a hard stance on that I would but you know I'm not like I need it with my pie I'm pretty against it which I thought you would be cuz you have once famously said there's no reason adults should ever have ice cream which I'm still questioning why that even ever you felt the need to have that come out of your mouth if you if you want to stand by it or retract it publicly this is so wild I mean Esther's like come on my podcast I'm like oh sure sure it's a fullon attack not only that she's like hey you tell me something in confidence that was that was vulnerable let me bring it up and it's about a specific person Also let's ask about why you hate standups like it's going to be a [ __ ] show we can cut anything out don't worry wait a second I'll send you my list um yes ice cream just not for adults period well listen I'm exaggerating for comedic effect but I do think like as someone with high cholesterol let's just say that do you have high cholesterol you asked me this a week ago I forget your answer I actually don't know oh how do you not know how do you know why do a pH do you have a doctor honey they pregnant calling her honey don't they check that yeah do you go to someone to for like an OBGYN or anything no I'm just sort of gonna yeah um I I guess I don't because I would know if I did is that yeah they they probably flag that for you um there was this place in Mysterious Tulsa Salad w/ Ice Cream Dressing Tulsa that um instead of dressing they put a scoop of ice cream over the salad and it was so good I was very wait let's turn against her you're pathological I swear to God you guys I thought it was pathological when I saw it but then I tasted it I was like oh somehow this makes sense you're disgusting it was a summer salad with ice cream ASD dressing I know I'm sorry I'd be imagining Ranch the whole time and just being so upset like the creaminess I'd be like it has to be Ranch and it' be melted vanilla ice cream yeah it worked was it like Russian dress like you know Russian it was just ice cream over a summer salad I guess I want that now coming around I think there might have been some fruit in the salad I I mean or like iceberg lettuce with ice cream on it it wasn't iceberg lettuce it was like arugula or something like that sounding like a parfait a little bit I'm telling you guys don't knock it where what's the place called it's in Tulsa I forget was it called lowwood yes lowwood I'm very good I pride myself on finding things finding things online okay lowwood let's see here find let's see a picture of that salad if if we got this producing team that's really on it okay we can't find yeah oh yeah let me see I don't worry it might have been a seasonal everyone's factchecking Kila I swe she just made it up to keep the piece I'm so glad you found it oh oh no don't look like it no that wasn't it that's a dessert now that looks classic I eat that up in a second flat yeah just put ice cream dressing lowwood Tulsa I did a lot of things still couldn't find maybe not popular you we couldn't find it what if it was a prank it wasn't a prank they just did to your table see there we go there we go what oh oh in presentation it's not as bad as my imagination where so very Savory salad no Iceberg right did it melt all over or did you kind of like I mean eventually it did but I remember the sweetness with the bacon bits Maybe let's subscribe um interesting I mean I would try it do you feel like that would you try anything kind of once uh you know that wasn't my default but as I've traveled more and realized that the only part of travel I enjoy is trying new foods I would have to say that yes I would do that is there anything anything else to be gleaned from travel besides eating I know well this is my thing like when I travel I'm like well I have to eat this I'm traveling and then I eat like five ice cream Sundays but um coffee that's the same thing but yeah eating yeah I bookstores that's more Dave's that's more of you and Dave's thing I don't uh vintage clothes shopping eating I don't know is what else is there museums to a dance club and disc that's like a foreigner word go to a disco Tech have some fun where you where have you had some of the best coffee cuz I know for me when I was Seattle really I was just going to say I Chelsea's Favorite Coffee Place think Australia had the best coffee I've ever had by like a crazy and I don't understand why or how why is it so much better listen I think outside of the US Latin America Europe everywhere has better coffee than here even Hawaii Hawaii is good coffee yeah like just anywhere outside of these Mainland 50 states is it 50 I don't know geography hard to say these days is Hawaii well Hawaii's part of the us so that's so 49 Mainland States I don't know this is how stupid I am but anyway I do think that coffee is better almost everywhere you travel like Italy Paris why is this I don't I don't know I just think it's better don't you think I didn't feel that way about Spain at all really I remember get C the cortados yeah but I didn't feel that way well I think we've really we've run a m today darker TR I definitely know what parts we'll be clipping out I'm never seen you so worked up B European roasting is done much darker than in the US well I like dark roast so maybe that's what it is you like dark roast honey Honey's back do they still do those like civet beans I've had those yeah from Bali do you think I I I can't know for sure if I do you like them I did yeah but I don't know if it's like the excitement of eating I know like civid [ __ ] shat out coffee beans but it was very smooth I don't like acidic or burnt coffee but you like dark roast it's like the whole thing with dark roast is that it's like burned no no you got to try um major Dickinson's blend Pete's Coffee that's my my current go-to it's very good dark roast but smooth okay before we go yeah do you have any advice for me entering Chelsea's Parenting Advice motherhood well it takes a village that's good so you know you got to figure out what your village is in these modern times because your village is not so obvious as it may have been in other times of history and my neighbor doesn't like me so that's we are those the swingers no it's the Swedish influencer oh that's right she's on a different planet than she does not like me it's like I've never had it be feel so obvious what does she do to show it you know when someone is like actively not looking your way to say hi yeah have you tried yeah is she blonde of course yeah maybe your distaste for blondes is showing I think it's I don't I don't I like her I wanted it to work out yeah she's just she doesn't like me yeah well she's not in your village she's missing out I I believe you mean that I do well this is what sucks I'm trying to genuinely be nice and it's gets a laugh That's The Story of My Life any other tips it takes a village that's out for me um well I mean this is trit but true trit but true it feels so long in the moment but it goes so fast like you know you think I want to have a baby but you don't realize the baby part is like a blip you have a child you're going to have a child and then you're going to have an adult like you didn't have a baby for life like the baby part like like goes like that that does seem so hard to me because I look at Dona and I'm like I'm so grateful that she doesn't grow up She always stays your baby yeah and like is that really hard like do you miss the baby so much yeah like I look at old pictures and videos and I'm like oh that was like a different little person like you know their interests shift with each developmental you know Milestone and age and whatever and so it's like yeah it's like it's so exhausting and and it's it feels each day like what do they say the days are long the years are short whatever it's very true and it goes so fast and I think like you know I Al madal actually influenced me my parenting he's an influencer like you um but he was like you know I would put my kids to bed and like rush off to do comedy sets and stuff and he was you know and on the road on the weekends and stuff and he was like I wish I was around more and so then I was like great I'll quit comedy and malign all Comics but um no I I do think like you only get one childhood for your kid so hang out with them yeah I I mean I know there's going to be a lot of different work ethics listen I think happy mom happy kid you can't give up all your passions your friendships exercise work all these things like because then you start to resent your child that you're missing all these things from your identity but also I do think you had a kid for a reason you should spend time with them yeah that balance is what feels really challenging to me like that I think about that is so confusing and complicated I can't figure it out like will I how will I still stay me but also stay a good mom and and I I actually do think that people don't talk about that as much like I do think it is a huge identity loss and it is like you know but also some of it would also just happen you age but it's just like you can't you know be a total [ __ ] hedonist like standup really does allow you in many ways and entertainment to be a hedonist you can go to a movie in the middle of the day when you're not shooting or you can you know it's like sleep tell whenever and blah it's like come back to the hotel order whatever you want room service sleep late like it's just it's a really easy fun lifestyle that could just be all about you and it is crazy to think how much it will change it does change a lot but it's also just like the best really oh I feel like the novelty of doing whatever the [ __ ] you want to do sort of I'm 100% agree it's yeah it's it's wearing it's starting to I don't I also don't think it's good for your mental health in the long run and like I do think sometimes when I'm like oh I feel so sick and I don't want to do this like this is so hard hard life was so good before and then I'm like I look back at photos and really you remember life before and you're like no I'm ready to change I'm ready to move on from that person I feel I feel similarly like also I was an athlete for so long and I would I feel like I want to welcome back some regimented kind of like you have to do this in structure I feel I perform better that way I'm happier that way and the last decade I've just sort of been like flailing around doing whatever the [ __ ] I want that I would love that responsibility back into my life I think so you are planning on raising my child yes 100% they say it now but wait till you have the kid they're nowhere to be found okay all my friends are like I'm in to babysit this is crazy and then you see them five years later they're like he's five so don't count on that but yeah I mean I do think like having a dog is actually is good training for it because really yeah you have to feed the dog it's harder to come home late it's harder to travel those kinds of things it's like a good little precursor and I think shooting and getting up early in the morning also is better than like you know like that sort of kids get up early and so that helps with that shoot just shoot a lot and then have your kid okay yeah okay I'm excited what you don't believe me no I mean it's like it's weird it's hard to convey how amazing it is you know it's like it's easier to talk about the challenges of it or something because to talk about how amazing it is it's like it's sort of surreal really yeah it's like you're going to have an I mean it's this is so obvious but you're going to have an actual combination of you and Dave Assuming he's the father and you're gonna be like oh my gosh did he get that from you or me or like oh he's or she or he I don't know she like she's her own person in this crazy way and like I don't know it's just a fascinating journey to go on and then it's also just like loving someone that much is insane I have to also say that I've had a lot of guilt of want of of I've felt myself not wanting to talk about the positive feelings that I have during the pregnancy because I do feel like having a kid is such a privilege and it's like really hard for people some people can't people are Barren and it's yeah or it's like just hard to afford starting a family for so many people especially like now the way that things are going in the world like I have I just feel like guilt about it and I don't know how to deal with that and I don't know just cuz you said it's like hard to talk about the positives I don't know if you have is there guilt too where you feel like oh my God this this thing is so wonderful in my life why would I just brag about it I don't know I mean I don't know if I feel a ton of guilt about having a child I mean I definitely empathy for people in the challenges of trying to have a child and it's it can be very challenging and I think especially like in coastal cities where women just see every woman having kids really late in life and they think oh I can do that too but they don't know the whole journey it took to get there but um I you know I I guess I I feel like so many people of all Stripes have kids and have lots of kids that I don't feel like it's like a privilege thing so much but okay I like hearing that um but um yeah I mean celebrate what you want to celebrate who gives a [ __ ] it's like if Wrapping Up it's something that like they if people are upset or feel some way towards you being able to have a family or have a child has nothing to do with you right right and you're right okay that's that's helpful to hear it is crazy though it's like you know it is there's just people on such crazy used to have kids and I think like some people are so unaware people ask me all the time like are you going to have another kid and I'm like I'm 40 I don't actually even know I think I'm 46 but it's like unlikely you know it's like it's a weird question to ask someone who's like Beyond geriatric you know but at the same time like I feel like I assume in the in our business like people can just because of like the success stories we see yeah I'm like oh anyone can do anything but that's naive and like yeah yeah yeah but even people who do go through like IVF like my best friend she went through a couple rounds of it and it wasn't easy um but she's finally um I think she's like seven months pregnant now but I she's not going around hating on women who can you know spontaneously get pregnant right like that's just not something so I think for the most part you're fine to celebrate what you want to Cate yeah all right well I'm taking these home um you loved it I Loved These actually I'm not taking them home cuz I'll hurt myself um Chelsea where they go a decoy she's like you go ahead and take them squirrel that away Chelsea thank you so much for coming here today I hope you feel okay thanks for having me no it was I it was fun talking to you all and I hope everyone streams on Roku firsttime female director available now you cannot watch her special because she owns it and is hoarding it for private you were in her special the one that you shot in San Francisco yeah I remember that that was so fun that day of shooting it oh that was so cool yeah it's a really good special but no one can see it I know I don't know what to do with it if you have ideas really do tell me because I don't know um and check out drugstore June on Apple yes available on demand in film I know women and film at the same time thank you everyone for tuning in and thank you to Chelsea we hope you'll come back I fear you won't um and we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode and I'm curious if anyone has had parmesan goldfish and thinks that that's ridiculous all right bye [Music] guys n