Ray Romano Talks the Finale of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’

oh that that makes me laugh so hard that clip that is we've got more response from that clip than anything in nine years really I just just throwing her against the fridge yeah now did she get hurt you had to rehearse that you know she every we rehearse it a lot and every time I said am I hurting you am I hurting you she said no no do it we did it nothing nothing two days later she went you hurt me yeah she she's a little she's going to a chiropractor now but for comedy you no you'll do anything and you probably your adrenaline's going well I can straddle that table when I'm excited I probably couldn't do that any when was adrenaline yeah I probably couldn't shaddle that though no I bet you could you look good you look you look thin yeah a little thin yeah no um yeah I told him to dance when he came out you're not you don't dance I was very intimidated in the green room because I saw everybody dancing and I and I don't yeah that's my fear you're going to make me dance I probably am the worst uh male white dancer there is yeah yeah I have one move and it's I call it this is what I do it people people just think I'm looking for my keys cuz that's what I do I go like this that's it okay and this I don't no I can't I don't want to rip my Ellen underwear which I have on do you have the Ellen underwear on haveen underwear I don't know that you're telling the truth I hope that's pull the right thing oh boy look at that he's wearing they're comfy aren't they I haven't taken them off since the last time I was here yeah what a coincidence that you're here on this day I kept saying please book me yeah no they're very comfortable no they are I like them they're my favorite underwear well anyway I'm not going to make you do anything you know that that's the you you dance if you want if you don't want to no no I'm bad I'm not a good dancer yeah if I had a few you know if I threw a few back and the dancing nowadays is weird isn't it it's like it is a lot of bumping and stuff and well yeah certainly not that it's uh yeah but the thing is I find that you you dance the way you learn how to dance and you hold on to that your whole life it doesn't really ever change yeah and I learned bad I learned bad I feel sorry for these kids that are doing the pop and lock and break dancing and spinning on the floor cuz when they're 70 that's all they're going to know how to do yeah and plus like at their wedding mom and dad you know they got around and yeah that ain't that's not this is our song Booty Call you know um so now and I know you're you know everybody asked you this the show is so it's written so well it's so good the family is so perfect everything you just y'all found such a great combination of and it's over it's chemistry yeah well we got 11 more we've we've filmed we're doing 16 and we filmed five and it went fast we got 11 more we're counting down and it's starting to creep in it's starting to hit me when the season started you know I came right from doing this not this film but I did another film over the summer right the next day I had to go do Raymond so there was no time to think about it that this is the last year this is the last first table read you know but now as we get like boom five shows are gone and we're starting to countdown it's starting to hit me a little bit yeah it's I don't know what's going to happen it's going to be happy sad I think it's going to be you know sad yeah it probably I won't dance yeah it'll be sad yeah but I mean the yeah I I just don't I mean cuz you're you're it'll be sad but you'll also have this feeling that we did we accomplished this great little thing you know so you did you accomplished a great big thing and you're going out on a on a high note which is always the important thing to do yeah I mean we that's the main thing we want to you you know people say you you can still go well it's still funny but that's you want to leave while it's still funny while people still want it and cuz we in the writer room we can sense you know we've done 200 shows there's you know you do at some point you run out of dysfunction you know I can't I'm going to run out of think so appliances I can't throw her I can throw against the stove I can throw her against the thing yeah cuz you that really is that makes me laugh so hard that you're so hilarious on it and you never laugh you I was asking Brad how y'all don't laugh all the time because you just look it's it's clever writing and now and I know there's been a lot of talk a lot to do about how much money you're the highest paid actor on television why it is hurt me I'm not I'm it's not about I'm not asking about that but it's like like has it changed you do you feel like because I think people assume that that changes you but it doesn't seem to have uh no well I you know I think just the level changes you know like I'm still neurotic and insecure it's just like for no it's true like all right before the show I would always think my cab driver hates me now my limo driver hates me it's the same thing yeah you just go to a different place but I I still it doesn't yeah it doesn't fix that but life gets bigger the houses get bigger you have more people yeah we got things I never you know my wife we built the house three years ago my wife just I she just did it and I I literally went to work from in the morning at one house and came back and she told me now remember it's a different address when you come home and I went to the other house and she's building you know there's a I have a turtle guy now no I'm not kidding she built a pond that has turtles in it big turtles and someone has to service those Turtles once a week they have to feed them and whatever I don't know you spray a turtle I don't know yeah I believe it's Turtle Wax you use Turtle Wax yeah got to wax I have I have Turtles also you I don't have a turtle guy but something's killing my turtles I think it's the bobcat in my yard but I'm I found two we found two dead we found two dead out just half a shell and completely two of my turtles have died how out in half a shell completely like yes just gone everything no we don't have that well do you have you got to get a turtle guy I guess I do but it's so weird to have a I told my wife please whatever you do not that you would ever but don't have an affair with that man no because I don't want to tell anybody that my wife left me for the turtle gu yeah we have to take a break that's allar right back with Ray Romano we're back with Ray Romano and this movie uh it's it's such a it's a hilarious movie it really is it's so hard to find one little clip that's kind of out of context yeah it's it's a little demented the movie it's a little twisted it's very dark but it's hysterical there there are moments that you're just just crying laughing it's now what's with I have twins you have twins you have twins on the you have twins in real life you have twins on the show you have twins in the movie it's in my contract I got a uhhuh you know I'm I wanted to work with the does Playboy have twin the Playboy twins are there Playboy twins are there famous playy are the Hilton why are you looking to me to ask me that I have no idea no uh it just happened the script came and they were with twin it was a pair of twins and by the way when I got the script and I saw the dialogue I go there's no twins that can pull this off but I if you saw the movie they're where they come from those guys they live in Baltimore and had they worked they I don't think I think they barely done any done anything great yeah they were very good yeah they almost it almost annoys me how funny they cuz they by the way kids cuz kids will upstage you but I was watching that clip of you with the kid you're the only one who can upstage a kid no yes no you can't you can't top that little boy Spencer singing Carol King you're funny he's the cutest now and and now they really are good in the movie though and how are your my twins are good old are they they're 11 years old these guys were 13 and I have identical 11-year-old twin boy those are identical too those boys uh if I knew their names I would tell you them well your wife is in the audience what are their names no no I know my twins names oh I see yeah no by the way my wife's going to kill me if you introduce her but go ahead there she is yeah I'm sorry you introduce her your wife that's it no don't thanks man putting up with all this nonsense yeah thank you for cleaning the Ellen underwear I told her at the last minute you got to clean these I'm on tomorrow and she of course called the turtle guy up and I don't know what say they have underwear guy too yeah underwear guy yeah uh but we have twins we have a 14-year-old daughter and a six-year-old boy who's he's the he's the Troublemaker yeah he's the king of the house he's at that he's what he's doing now is I don't know what's happening but kids are like they're too hip they're too with it they're with it ahead of their time he actually said this to me wasn't trying to be nasty but he just said dad you want to go out and play ball or are you too tired he yeah he he did the quotes he hand qued me six six years old he did the quotes and you can't let him get away with it I told him hey I guess somebody has to have a talk with santa claw yeah it's hilarious I we we have to go to break but when we come back we're going to have uh I know that you you play golf I do um I I used to play I haven't played in a while but I enjoy the game and I know you're sort of a gambler and we're g to we're going to do something we're going to play a little well we're going to do something and and there's going to be a big bet involved do I have to dance no okay no but there's another bet well I'll tell you what you have to do if you lose if I if I lose then we we'll we'll work it out scared I'm a little scared well you should be we'll be right back don't go away back way Romano okay so here's what we're going to do um I and I and I don't know I think I'm going to lose but I'm not sure we're going to putt at for a hole in one and whoever gets the hole in one the that makes the other person the loser and if you get the hole in one and I lose on the show I have to wear um this t-shirt on on my show and if if uh if I win and you lose then you have to wear this t-shirt well they won't I'll tell you right now I won't be able to wear this on Raymond because they won't let me do that because we don't do any topicals but I'll wear it the premiere for eulogy is Wednesday night I'll wear it on the red carpet okay yeah yeah all right great all right let's get to it over here and really now how often do you play what you say Anna how often do you let me play not often right no not often I I it goes in streaks you know once a month maybe I haven't played in a long time me first no you go first so it's the first one to make a hole in one yes that's right but you got little bumps all right yeah no winds can all right here we go okay please quiet now I get to see where I I see where it breaks now I gave you the can you move that out of the way please I don't want it to hinder [Applause] me could be a bounce could be a comeback could be a comeback [Applause] you know what's weird this is the first I can sense they're rooting for you I know I think they're rooting for either of us that's it no it's not you know I hope this is as fascinating as it feels we can edit some of this right if I make it in you get to go I think it's impossible has anyone done this anybody try it really you got it in all right how many tries in the same TR yeah how many tries it just breaks in a weird way up there but if I get it in you get a chance to try it again because I've gone more times no don't you worry see I think it's impossible one more each one more each because this is frustrating probably more so for the audience this is I want to keep going because this is actually the only time my wife will allow me to golf right now not allow me but you know we have kids I'm coming off the bounce [Applause] [Music] yeah you got one got to aim aim for like here maybe a sudden death [Applause] [Music] Everybody Loves Raymond Mondays at 9:00 on CBS eulogy opens October 15th he'll be wearing that shirt for the premiere of eulogy Kaylee quo joins us after this don't go away