Coach K Franchise Week 3 Baltimore Ravens (0-2) vs Dallas Cowboys (2-0)

we live boys we live we live in here we live we live all right we're live all right we're live we're live boys all right [Music] [Music] la [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right time about to skip lunch again U it's time before I do anything I'm turning chat off we need a lock in chat nothing personal I turning you off it's time to lock in 0 and2 Ravens 2 and0 Cowboys feels like a must win we need to win what's up Mr win 2022 after this game I'll probably play mut for an hour probably do some mut Champs we're waiting let's go Greg lock in yes um I might I might do some trades later I know I'm talking to the Raiders guy I was planning a big trade after thinking about it a little bit at work I won my game today let's [ __ ] go bills all right here we go we ready here we go boys all right I send the game invite yeah we're [ __ ] we got to wait we got to lock in uh I want to wear the all purple bro now we're going to wear the think we wear the All Blacks Dallas usually wears white at home all right we're waiting on Pat here it goes Pat has joined we're going to rock the All Blacks I think [Music] today I will be running Dolphins D for the offense for this all right here we go boys we need this Greg let's go I know chat I turned you off the screen so he can't see you I apologize if I misses your chats I got to lock the [ __ ] in right now I got to win this game get to one and two we got the bills next week or we just can't lose by [Applause] 17 here we go we're set to receive the kick I got to be quiet my mom sleeping here we go boys here we go I should have said good luck to him good luck Pat if for listening okay I wish him good luck [ __ ] might be too late all right I said good luck all right here we go I I'm a little worried about his defense yes here we go nice [ __ ] block worthy [ __ ] great Robbie chosen already hurt lovely yep Sky Moore is in the game [ __ ] me he hold it [ __ ] five yards already a [ __ ] third down we Face Matt's raging on Camp Champs right now [ __ ] I hit timeout please should that playback I mean dude I I mean dude we should have our rookie premieres I understand it I'll be playing Champs after this here we go are you [ __ ] kidding me we're going for it [ __ ] this are you [ __ ] kidding me right now he was open bro put this [ __ ] on cons oh my [ __ ] dude hold holy [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] almost just fumbled we got the first and then wory almost fumbled it oh my God that's not like you that's not what you want to see all right here we go first down and 10 that was ballsy going for it on Fourth and seven on worthy worthy has 98 speed how does this guy not run him he has 98 speed [ __ ] I will punt it if I get in the fourth on fields come on baby do that [Applause] [Applause] Conga oh everyone's going to be like oh Greg you [ __ ] you go you got to get someone better than Fields yeah shut the [ __ ] up are you [ __ ] kidding me literally I can't do [ __ ] got to punt not going to go for it again bro what the I thought I changed it are you [ __ ] kidding me I thought I changed it dude I thought I changed it the [ __ ] the [ __ ] yeah he's going to score now I'm going to be playing from [ __ ] be I need to play in front I'm playing from [ __ ] behind dude it's so annoying come on come on there we go David he's from Scotland no [ __ ] way dude I just need to win a game man like I'm so nervous right now what the [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa that's not a false start how's that not a false start you all saw that right [Applause] [Music] come on D I need you come on I Need You D [ __ ] [ __ ] all right third and three third and three D I need you dude I feel like I'm going to throw up right now I don't know why please please [Applause] please how is that pass interference how is that pass interference how is that pass interference he was how how is that pass interference how is that pass interference I couldn't control him game please explain how that's [ __ ] pass interference I would like answers [ __ ] pathetic it's more offensive it should have been that should have not have been called dude should have been a [ __ ] no call dude [ __ ] please be something on the offense dude third and second and 12 I'll take that dude I'm going to be like mad in a second I'm going to [ __ ] start raging dude if I can get a pick holy [ __ ] please I got to win this game please Dugger you suck dick this guy [Applause] sucks Dugger you [ __ ] [ __ ] Goin [ __ ] wide open all right we're down seven dude if I lose this I can't I I might have to quit from the lead dude if I I can't I got to win like I need this offense to get going yeah if if I if I lose this game I'm going back to Raven's Playbook come on Rahe you have 95 speed [ __ ] finally we're starting to use Raheem dude Polo oh Polo Joe he's the Jets that's a first down game is [ __ ] robbing me how is that not a first cell Kings what's up [ __ ] Bowman [Applause] lot of room for [Applause] Raheem that's what happens when he won it Raheem the Dream Baby Raheem in the dream Raheem in the dream baby let's go that's what happens when you finally start running this [ __ ] ball by the way I thought I fixed this [ __ ] and I haven't the kick meter still the same [ __ ] I like the tap tap I thought I fixed it Raheem the Dream baby we're Raheem in the dream all right d I need you I need this [ __ ] defense more than I need my left H and of course this kicking meter sucks right [Applause] now come on d i defense if you can get a stop I'll love you forever oh I I I won't say a single bad thing about you I feel I still think I'm going to make a trade this week I I think I got to [ __ ] I got stuck on a d line man that's not good oh nice hit Dugger nice nice [ __ ] Kyle Dugger of course playing uh the uh he's playing the sub linebacker come on dude left the flat wide open third and inches holy [ __ ] coming with a BLS coming with a I I SW please Pat if Pat I know I'm playing Pat please please please do not be in the live stream dude cuz dude that's kind of cheating dude I hope he's not doing that should have ran commit that's on me he's got a touchdown [Applause] he knew I was dude pat pat listen b we we love you but if you're in the live stream can you please just get the [ __ ] out of the chat and then come back to me when the game's over please by the way if any of you Bill I know we have the bills guy in here the bills guy does this I'm I I find out you're doing this [ __ ] I'm tossing you from this chat I can't have this [ __ ] dude it's like me it's like cuz trust me when Matt's playing when I play Matt if I get the Matt all right come on dude he's I know he's expecting me to start running it again I I think I'm going to run the Ravens playbook dude I'm I had so much fun with that in m [Applause] [Applause] lost a two [Applause] great star to use Raheem finally thank you Lord [Applause] please please where we [ __ ] go there we [ __ ] go wow I just barely got that off as 98 was coming in holy [ __ ] Xavier where they go I thought that I thought for a second there I thought for a [ __ ] second there that's going to be [Applause] picked 74 yards rushing for Raheem I like that I'm G have to ask Matt there a way I can change the kicking meter I should probably ask jcam too he might know Zone it's [Applause] Zone this is why I I'm glad we're finally starting to use Raheem moer dude we're finally running the ball good with him we're finally getting him involved dude I'm worried about his D line oh wait the Browns is kicked do I want to hike it no I want to keep it first and [Applause] goal oh my god rahee with another [ __ ] rushing touchdown [Applause] let's go chat run a stretch you guys I I I'm ignoring you by the way I missed it again dude this kicking meter I'm telling you right now I [ __ ] hate it dude I I'm so ignoring you [Applause] chat dude I this kicking meter I'm this kicking meter I [ __ ] hate for college yes but for for NFL I hate it let's see what he does like dude he gets a he's going to keep getting the ball at the 40 if that's the case of course he goes all right second and one when we can return I mean dude we're in the game we're in the game dud dude but he gets the [ __ ] ball to start the next quarter or next half rather dude our defense needs to do something on this [ __ ] drive get a pick get a stop do something please oh he's coming out here come on sne oh my god dude we can't stop this [ __ ] guy he's going to score every [ __ ] [Applause] possession lerus sne first round Corner can't even stay with him it's going to be a high scoring game boys I hope you I hope you bet the [Applause] over hope you guys bet the [Applause] over that guy blocked a little bit [Applause] chat how do we stop him like dude we need a [Applause] turnover right he [ __ ] knew it how did this [ __ ] Pat how did you know that he you [ __ ] stream Sniper I'm call if Pat's not watching I feel bad from saying that I know Pat's not doing it I hope Pat's not doing I'll be pissed let's take R1 [ __ ] four yard [Applause] gain third and nine [Applause] I I hate Zone I [ __ ] hate Zone coverage God [ __ ] damn [Applause] it nobody can get open I'm I can't win a game man why can't I win how the [ __ ] did that happen I had nobody I probably had triangle [ __ ] I just can't win I'm going to go 0 and 17 my God I got to score a touchdown now dude now here's where the Run game will [ __ ] go cuz I'm down 14 [Applause] Robbie chosen I love you forever all right d I need you Robbie chosen I love you forever I missed it kicking meter sucks I hate this [ __ ] kicking meter bro four Corner route out bro throw a corner route out there and a flat on the same side you yeah like I [ __ ] know how to do that dude this I I I hate this [ __ ] kicking meter I [ __ ] hate it I [ __ ] hate this kicking meter hold on is there a I got to figure out is there a way to [ __ ] change this [ __ ] options where is this [ __ ] to change it I can't even change it accessibility accessibility I can't why can't I change it cuz I'm going to be honest with you if Matt change it to this [ __ ] K Ki meter and can't allow me to change this I'm going to be [ __ ] pissed dude it's kind of shitty that he picked one kicking meter I can't [ __ ] change the kicking meter by the way we're not allowing we we we failed that goal allowing 24 points or less can anyone figure out how to if you can change the kick meter mid game all right here we I I got to figure out something here here we go nice nobody [ __ ] there nobody D to the left side nobody there to the left side we allowed [ __ ] everything just leave the left guys just leave the left side wide open why don't you uh excuse me [Applause] shotgun Bunch wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa my Bobby every we go Bobby we go Bobs dude I might have to run coach Justin on defense Booka bcks do I want to run a boa B yes I do I I said shade outside this team this team can't do I can't I need to stop might as well coach coach assessence at this [ __ ] right my my team can't do anything dude like they can't cover why is this team so [ __ ] dumb on Dugger oh my God [Applause] Dugger set the stream delay high so they can't see the plays hold change the play I I I don't know anymore dude oh my God we're so Douglas you can't cover George dude this [ __ ] secondary is the worst secondary I've seen I will give someone three3 round um who wants a trade I want Matt you want three first round picks for Kyle Hamilton all right we're going to have to score like dude we were we were doing so good and now all of a sudden I can't do [ __ ] I can't do anything his my secondary sucks my secondary is worthless my defense I have no [ __ ] pass rush this team is [ __ ] garbage it really [ __ ] is and that's what I get for having the 30 first pick but like dude I'm going to throw a pick six it's going to be [ __ ] 42 to 21 dude honestly just don't lose by 17 plus that's all I can [ __ ] hope for right now I'm not winning this game I I know I'm not [Applause] winning well take that honestly I'm making this the last possession in the half [Applause] anyway oh my god [Applause] dude this D line dude [Applause] yeah Fields can make plays too [Applause] [ __ ] all right this is the last possession of the half by the [Applause] way I have no faith in this [ __ ] defense just get out of bounds dude [Applause] all right jcam you can clip this part if you're clipping I swear to God if any of you are trading for you're not getting Xavier worthy if Xavier Worthy's names get brought into a Traders conversation I'm going to send you an email with the middle finger cuz I'm not [ __ ] trading this guy do we are we all on the same basis here if you ask for Xavier worthy I'm giving you the middle finger I'm going to laugh at you and you're not I'm not trading this guy away you're smoking meth or something dude you're smoking something dude if you think you're getting Xavier worthy you're smoking meth you are smoking meth bro I wouldn't I wouldn't trade Xavier worthy if I had the option to trade Xavier worthy or pass college I'm not I'm taking the I'm not traing Xavier worthy and we'll just do this with Fields pretty boy all right we have two timeouts now it's go time score before half I mean honestly we're going to have to take the field goal if it presents [Applause] itself holy [ __ ] first and goal from the seven just take your yards get out of [Applause] bounds I probably could have got a lot more call timeout but WB who's WB you can't just [ __ ] abbreviate me hold on that ball timeout from the one we have we're going to have two shots at this who's WB who's WB who Whitney no I'm not going to what I don't want to continue this I I need to focus right now I need to get this [Applause] in he's in let's [ __ ] go he gets the what a what what about Xavier worthy for two first no this may come off greedy if you're TR for Xavier worthy I want your best [ __ ] player and three first that is that is what I'm traing if you're going to if you want Xavier worthy it's your best player in three first I ain't trading Xavier worthy ain't going anywhere it's your best player in three picks you call me greedy Greg I mean dude call me greedy Greg call me greedy call me whatever the [ __ ] you want I ain't tra that's the bar that that's where the trade conversation want your best [ __ ] player in fre first nothing else call me greedy call me selfish but that that's the [ __ ] bar you you're willing to do it I might consider it what about the goat sne I'm probably not well sneed's my best corner same thing with sne sneed's my best corner you think I'm getting rid of him it's going to be a same thing with SE bet your best playing three first or just three thir not [ __ ] playing games dude good thing I didn't come out on prevent is he going to call timeout all right chat we're down seven yeah I'm not yeah sne and worthy are the top are the two players I'm like you're you got to give me everything uh we're we're having really good at throwing it I mean dude we're having really good throwing it short so I'm just going to keep that TR going all right what do we got to defend I to defend the medium pass dude come on everyone spam out D you always need a little D in your life whether it's vitamin d whether if you're whether you're a female and you need that male thing dude I'm not even trying to scum kick I feel someone tell if Pat's watching I feel bad cuz I can't [ __ ] kick with this kick meter all right he still gets a ball [ __ ] wear it chat everyone spam out D you need a little D in your life all right I need I need this defense to get a stop I need this defense get I need this defense to get a stop why is verette playing my deep safety what the [ __ ] nice [ __ ] tackle number who's number 20 you [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] God damn it I'm letting you know right now if I score I'm going for two I think dude I I I I I need a stop can these [ __ ] get a stop Bruno Mars Bruno Mars [Applause] I love it I said I'm going to defend the short pass now this motherfucker's running it I I kid dude I'm telling you right now if you guys are stream sniping I I it ruins it for me I want to quit the dynasty if you're stream sniping if you're watching the stream while playing me I want you to know I [ __ ] hate you no offense to Pat if he's watching we love Pat but dude it's just ruining the Integrity of this league dude I can't compete if we're if people are going to stream snipe dude dude there we go do if we I'll take a field goal at this rate like dude what about the pause you know we're going to have to play a little press I guess Bruno Mars Bruno Mars come on no no no no the one time the one time I stade inside he goes on a corner oh my [Applause] God you know what I'm going to have to put this on the I'm going to have to stream you know what I'm going to do I'm I'm going to have to stream these privately so no you know what I'm going to do that I'm going to put these streams under private and then after the game I'm going to release it publicly because dude this is I feel like I'm getting stream sniped dude I said I'm going to shade inside what happens he [ __ ] goes outside dude and by the way if Pat's not doing it I apologize to Pat just [ __ ] frustrating dude like I can't like I need a win I just need a win I I haven't beaten anybody online in mattch Dynasty in this [ __ ] game here I can't beat anybody and if I'm getting a [ __ ] noid I need a win I just need one going back nice block by 70 [ __ ] off three that [ __ ] dumb sack of [ __ ] like I need you guys to get [Applause] open Zone again T Higgins is off the Trade Mark if he makes plays like that if T Higgins makes plays like that you [ __ ] ain't getting him and he's probably the only trade piece I really have on this team go a little [Applause] Tempo one yard [Applause] I really don't want to kick a field goal in this situation but I [Applause] might no hold don't pick up the tempo pick up the temp the tempo get in there come on D I need you dude I'm going to miss one of these kicks I'm telling you right now I'm going to miss one of them them one of these kicks will be missed dude I need to message Matt Matt is there a way we I got to change is there a way for me to change this kick meter because dude I I'm going to miss kicks I need the tap tap there dude I'm dude I I I can't kick the ball I'm I'm holding I'm pressing X and holding it I'm letting go of it dude there has to be a way to change this kicking meter all right d we need a little D in our life okay can we have a little D in our life please I just want a little D in my life you know Dolphins I need their D whenever they need to be a big [ __ ] stop there we go Jonathan greenard make the [ __ ] Hackle guys come on who's 20 is that Dugger I need this D man dude please Pat please if I stop you can you kick the field goal please [ __ ] it wide open I knew it I knew he was going to get open you want to know why nobody I was when you always need your defense they always let you down I think the game is the way the commit the commit oh my dude really God [ __ ] damn it of course Matt has it to this [ __ ] I like tap tap dude it's just unfair just a little like I can't make kicks if it's tap not tap if it's tap hold I can't if it's tap tap I got this [ __ ] it's [ __ ] ridiculous I'm I'm going to have to [ __ ] post something in the chat I need that I need something I need something please oh my God it's third down Chad do we come with mid blcks you know what nickel dog three nickel dog three nickel dog three yep no no yeah nickel dog three pressing and Eve shade sticks we're going to put you in a hard flat C flat vertical [Applause] hook spam up to D please Pat please [ __ ] please punt the ball thank you Pat holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] everybody needs a little D in their life there we [ __ ] go holy [ __ ] all right now we got to score guess what guess what I'll say this if I score tie the game pack gets the ball on the fourth and scores I'm having last possession there we go seven y like it we're using the Run game finally we're in this game guys come on dude I honestly I got to oh my [ __ ] off Pat really I thought we were friends dude this could get open Zone I know it's Zone Tempo Tempo Chad put your fours up there's your D bone man you know what I might go for two chat let's decide if I score should I go for two because if I get it that means Pat's gonna have to go for two or he might not go for two 6 minutes 6 minutes chat put your fours up no okay you guys say no kick the extra point kick the extra point playd I like your thinking chat that's why you guys are H to help I'm worried this is another Zone no h pick the tempo up and Pat Postman Pat let's go I'm sorry Pat I love you I'm talking [ __ ] cuz I'm playing it right now apologize please don't take anything personal I say first down you know what we're going to move it sh everyone shut the [ __ ] up yeah Xavier worthy get guess what Xavier worthy jcam clip this put this in the [ __ ] news tab if any of you [ __ ] come for Xavier worthy you're getting laughed at if anyone wants Xavier worthy here's here's what I want for Xavier worthy again I want your best player your free first round picks in your big left H yeah I'm not [ __ ] I I I wouldn't trade Xavier worthy for my left ball sack I'm sorry to get inappropriate but I'm not traving Xavier for my left ball sack okay Justin Field's going to miss the throw wow everyday person you got to come like that bro all right all right here we go here's the plan defense defense God damn it just kicking meter sucks I'm if I comes if it comes down to game winning field goal I have to be in the middle of the field bro how the [ __ ] is I don't know I don't know I'm pressing and I'm letting go once I want to let go of it if Pat scores man I'm going to have to play for the last possession I'm going by the way if I get if if bro you just got to no shot oh Jimmy wart oh Jimmy wart Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy didn't you yeah I did use but like for some reason in this game it just lags let's go second third down this is risky but I have to this is risky but I must I beat FCS Southeast 214 21 thank you can I use it oh my God I dude are you f I wanted to move him I wanted to move him he wouldn't move God [ __ ] damn it I'm I'm this is last possession this is the last possession bro I can't chew the clock unfortunately but this is the last possession I'm going for two I'm going for two dude I wanted to click on [ __ ] Malik hooker move him all the the way to the right so he's lined up dude I'm playing for the last possession this is the last possession I'm I I'm going for two what's up Packers goat what's up buddy this is the last possession of the game we're going for two if we if we score a touchdown we're going for two I lied I got one more D if that's is stopping me let's [ __ ] go oh we're not going for two yet what do you mean bad idea Bowman I'm going for the win I can't kick a field goal dude this kid I there's if the reason why you know why I suck at this kicking meter right now we're having lag Justin Fields has 77 throw power you what do you what do you want me to do guys dude we we're in this game you're you're over here talking about Justin Justin field is throw power yeah I butcher this kick this Kick's going out of bounds he's going to get the ball why why does the lag show up at the worst [ __ ] time all right if the defense gets a stop we're winning this game I I'm going to have to play for a touchdown if I have to kick a field goal it's over have you been on M today I have I was live early earlier I lost my Gauntlet game and then I lost my first cut Champs game and then um dude can this defense go God I can't do anything it's so laggy why press what are you doing back there you [ __ ] [ __ ] hard oh K was almost there he was on a deep Corner [ __ ] on my nuts why does the lag always come at this worst time worst time it always appears like J Cam said I should have checked Bobby okar can't cover a [ __ ] running back like I said I'm having last possession and I'm telling you right now what you know Gregory shotgun instead of gun means custom Playbook Gregory wait what if he's running a custom Playbook wait is that what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do oh nice my [ __ ] guy gets tackled yep yep all right we're having final possession this is the final possession of the game to be fair P I know paja I mean we can't stop the run so yeah I've been on M we're going to be on a mut after this probably for like an hour or two what do you want me to do chat I can't stop him but I do know this is the final possession of the game and we're going I'm telling you right now if I get a touchdown I am going for two I am going for two do we understand if I lose it's cuz I went for two I went for the [Applause] win he's got to kick it out of bounds dude he's lot two kick returns dude we're at Midfield I mean to be fair we've been he's we've been both getting the we've been dude this has to be I can't I I want to chew the clock but to be fair to Pat I of respect sucks not being able to chew clock right now sucks not being able to chew clock right now I'm going to hike it at 15 I want this to be the last possession I hope it's not cheesing but I want this to be the last possession if I don't have the I I hope Pat knows I'm not trying to cheese them I'm trying to make this the last possession cuz I know if Pat gets the ball I'm not stopping him if pack gets this ball back the game's over I was I just want no no Pat I'm sorry if you feel like you're getting cheated right now I know if you get the ball I'm not winning this defense is [ __ ] horrendous if I'm cheating let me know I'll take the warning I'll take it I'm not sure I need this to be the last possession of the game if this is not the last possession game I [ __ ] lose do you all understand me I lose this game and I'm in this game I have to go for the win I'm sorry if Pat feels like I'm cheating him I this needs to get to the two-minute warning and he needs to get to the two-minute warning quick bro does not believe in I don't this [ __ ] defense is horrendous that's why I'm going for two this [ __ ] defense all right we're going to Sho clock get it to two-minute warning get it to the two-minute warning wait did he call timeout wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa [ __ ] I'm going have to waste the timeout I got to waste the timeout cuz I don't know I I thought the clock would be moving bro has no fa you can say all you want trade for gyri I would love to trade for gy what do you want I'll give you all the picks I have [Applause] D we got to go [ __ ] 29 more yards keep them keep them this is the final possession I want you all to know [Applause] that Pat I'm sorry dude I I'm telling you right now I'm not stopping you dude I have to do this it's my only shot at winning I hope he did he message me in the Discord not to do that nope I haven't got a message from him since all right put shoe clock [Applause] on all this has to be the final chat look at that it's 15 gets Jaylen Phillips gets in [Applause] there CH I'm not even looking at you right now tackle him perfect perfect thir and [Applause] five chat I'm standing [Applause] [Applause] up oh my God no no no no no no no I have to kick the extra point though [ __ ] chat what do I do chat what do I do I need your help kick it I got to kick it and play D now right one point bone man says one point I want to come I'm going to come out on this play I want to see what he's coming out in [ __ ] I'm turning the air on chat do we run it what do we think take your Pat [ __ ] it if the defense [ __ ] me they always will so if the defense [ __ ] me it [ __ ] me here we go playing for overtime I mean if we get a pick we get a pick dude I can't kick though I can't kick no no are you [ __ ] this kicking meter [ __ ] blows this kicking meter blows oh my God I I'm done oh this kicking me I can't do my onside kick I hate this [ __ ] kicking meter I hate this [ __ ] kicking meter I hate this [ __ ] kicking beer I hate this [ __ ] kicking beer [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] only one cuz my kicking meter I can't [ __ ] do this I don't Reddit every time when you [ __ ] talking about B man I don't give I'm not even [ __ ] talking about that right now this [ __ ] I want this I'm I'm [ __ ] pissed I'm putting it in the chat [Music] [Applause] [Music] I hate this [ __ ] kick meter I only lost because of it yeah I'm 0 and three cuz this kick meter is a piece of [ __ ] oh Greg you used it in college you used it in college I know I used it in college but I don't like it for Madden I'm now 0 and three I should be I should have been going over time [ __ ] kicking meter sucks right here under user setting in isn't this yeah I have it under tap tap I have this under tap tap Keith Turner calm down I just missed a p and now I'm 0 and3 in this league you want me to calm down go [ __ ] yourself this cooking meter is [ __ ] [ __ ] I have it changed to tap [Music] tap It's tap tap you all [ __ ] see it says control scheme tap tap that's the kicking meter tap tap I lost the mck game because of it earlier that's why I have tap tap I like tap tap but when you come over to League settings where is this [ __ ] multimeter what the [ __ ] does that mean oh my God I just [ __ ] [Music] I realized don't ban him don't ban him I realize why I'm missing my [ __ ] kicks I I thought i' changed it it's tap [ __ ] C I had as tap tap where I was supposed to be tap and then you tap again that's why I was missing kicks I knew I should have went for two I knew I should have went for two I need I'm I'm not winning I'm not going to win the [ __ ] playoffs not even in contention now I'm only [ __ ] three everyone else is [ __ ] winning I can't win in this [ __ ] mode can't win in M I don't have my rookie premieres oh ke go [ __ ] yourself you get you got mad don't come in here don't come in my chat I want to make a trade who wants to make a trade I want a [ __ ] defense who who wants defense and I I'm trading picks I'm not trading players I can't I have no [ __ ] players to trade I'm trading picks I'll give you three first for a player yeah I have a top three receiver that [ __ ] means [ __ ] there's no one in dude there's no one in free agency there is no one in this [ __ ] free agency that will make this team better who wants to make a trade oh wait I'm going under this [ __ ] this D I'm 0 and3 because of this [ __ ] [ __ ] I have no faith in this [ __ ] defense I'll show you three agency I'm not even kidding there's no one in here this is three agency guys I'm 0 and three I'm 0 and [ __ ] three I'm I'm a mad man who I'm training [ __ ] first who wants three first round picks for a [ __ ] player there's no one in free agency that can help this piss pathetic [ __ ] team who I I I don't know who to trade there's no one here who's going to help yeah this [ __ ] 33y old this [ __ ] 33y old with 89 speed you know what yeah he's [ __ ] press who's going to help this pathetic team I'm 0 and three I [ __ ] should have won that game should have won that game [Music] should have won that game what's up Nathan Fox [Music] [Music] look at me I'm [ __ ] 14th I can't win in this [ __ ] [Music] League I'm just [ __ ] upset dude I can't beat anybody in the dynasty I can't beat anybody in this franchise nobody wants to trade just I'm heartbroken dude can't win in M I don't have my rookie premieres this [ __ ] kicking meter sucks he might all right let's [ __ ] there's no one in free agency all the [ __ ] receivers are gone but I'll [ __ ] short it for you yeah let's go let's go look at this I'm legitimately having tears run down cuz I'm so [ __ ] upset there's 93 speed who who's going to help Jim Grant well I mean dude what's he going to [ __ ] do he's a 56 receiver I I want I'm giving I'm giv I'm Whoever has their best defensive player I'm willing to give you [ __ ] three first round picks right the [ __ ] now who wants three first round picks I'm giving them up I can't I can't have this [ __ ] defense I need I'll tell you what I want I'll tell you what I want right now I want [ __ ] better Corner that's number one I'm I want a third [ __ ] corner I don't give a [ __ ] if he's a [ __ ] 90 right I'll give you three first for him I want a [ __ ] pass rusher I'll give you three [ __ ] first round picks right [ __ ] now I I'll even take a better safety than Mal Le hooker I'll take a better safety I'm Kyle Ducker can go I'm willing to trade this piece of [ __ ] right now J Grant 56 you know what I'll [ __ ] I'll put I'll sign him you know I'll sign Jem Grant [ __ ] it you know what we're going for speed on this team I'll tra who you who you got I want to I want to I'm trading free first for a top tier corner you know what Jordan wi him I haven't [ __ ] used him he can go he can go I'm I'm going to you know he fits the scheme though but he has 89 speed you know [Music] what cedor Tillman has 88 speed I'm releasing him off the [ __ ] practice squad oh now he's a 71 I can't get rid of him now look at how many receivers I have holy [Music] [ __ ] casy Washington I will give you delil Hunter Superstar Right End how old how old is he is he worth free thr in first round picks I am making a move right now on defense I am willing to [ __ ] who want I'm going to put in the Discord right now who wants [Music] [Music] 29 I'm going to look at him right now is he [ __ ] worth if he's worth I'll give you a [ __ ] I'll give you three seconds you want 3 seconds what team is he on Seattle where is this [ __ ] denil Hunter sard Dev I need [ __ ] ability player I have no pass rush on this team he has 42 morale 88 who's my right end who I mean I have [ __ ] Leonard Floyd oh wait yeah I have Leonard Floyd but he's not getting any [ __ ] pressure you know what [Music] [Music] you want I if you how about this CJ Garner Johnson denil hunter three first round picks Malik hooker and uh lenon Floyd does that sound good try to get jayen you need Corner badly I mean dude dud let's look at our Corners I mean dude you guys think I need Corners I mean dude I have two really good Corners it's this [ __ ] who should I just release this [ __ ] I need a I need a I need a corner K I'm sorry man I laugh my ass off so you would do you would do so you would do three first round picks for Neil Hunter is that what I'm hearing I'm signing jaem Grant I'm making that decision right the [ __ ] now Rula old AF dude if I'm giving up three first round picks I'm going to have no shot at a corner I don't give a [ __ ] that R Douglas is old all right we're cutting Jordan whim actually who wants Sky more it's not worth it for you I don't want to steal you from you I don't give a [ __ ] I want to win a I mean dude we're 0 three I might as well just keep the picks I might as well just keep the pcks dude but like I I have nobody I mean look at let's look at the scoreboard let's go scoreboard washing I mean dude I'm 0 three I need the Vikings to lose so they're 0 three Chargers 0 three Green Bay is 0 [ __ ] two Cleveland's 0 and2 the Saints are 0 and three so Washington's 0 and three I have to fight for something dude I want a player I need I just need something if I give up at these three first and and I finish and I still stay in the league [ __ ] it [ __ ] it I don't need these picks right now dude I'm only three because of this [ __ ] kicking meter I thought I thought when I change it to tap tap earlier it was going to be that [ __ ] classic kicking meter it should have been tap and hold I'm a [ __ ] [Music] idiot I want I mean dude I want a I want best defensive player I don't give a [ __ ] dude I need something I need something on this team I mean dude I I I don't know I I don't know I don't know what I want to do I see your I see your I see your thing dude hold on I can make a I can make a move here you know what I'm putting Kyle dug I'm keeping Jimmy Jimmy wart staying Jimmy wart staying he's my strong safety Kyle Dugger I'm putting him on the trade block on let me go to the trade block Ward I I'm keeping Ward dude w i I'm getting rid of Kyle Dugger he sold that game how the [ __ ] does the Bengals get Devon Wyatt a for a 2025 third and a how are these [ __ ] people making these trades I have Ward what Ward oh you're talking about Denzel Ward I mean Bill's guy I play him next week just give you a heads up but I mean I will to make the trade after next week if you want Denzel W I'll give you three first for Denzel wart right now I I'll I'll take a [ __ ] another quarterback I need a third one anyway I yeah three you want three first for Denzel you can have it I'll give you three first right now for Denzel wart you should trade for Justin herbo uh Justin Fields is a good quarterback you guys are clowning on Justin Fields he Chiefs game let's let's go look at the stats why don't we why don't we go look at the stats chat hold on we're pausing this trade talk let's go look at the stats let's go look at the stats why don't we here's the game we lost to the Chiefs Justin field had 429 four touchdowns three picks my my fault okay one I pressed the wrong button two I made the wrong read okay so shut up there that's on me Raiders game he was [ __ ] he still he had five picks that's on me this past game Justin Fields had one [ __ ] pick Justin Fields had one touchdown one interception 272 yards by the way who moer had four Tes that game fields had one rushing so you want me to I don't need a quarterback he is fine by the way uh so now I [Music] have what do you want for [Music] Dugger um yeah no I'm not giving I'll give you I mean what do I want for Dugger I'll [ __ ] take another safety I'll take a corner I'll take a pass rusher honestly I'll trade Doug I mean dude if I trade Dugger I'm going to be losing a [ __ ] top tier safety I'll have to go I'll have to rock it out with 33y old Jimmy Warden that's going to be [ __ ] bad honestly I don't even think I can get rid of Dugger honestly if you want Dugger I'll take either a pass rusher Left End D tackle or right end or I'll take a right guard or a center actually I'll take a r guard um I I'll I'll I'll take another Corner honestly do Gregory what do you think will happen with Tennessee and Clemson in the offseason I I don't know cuz like oh yeah we're probably going to have a lot of people transferring I'm aware we're just going to be [ __ ] Marcus m a third or a a second I need a player back yeah but you I'm not giving up worthy guys I'm going to tell you right now jcam clip this put in the news section I am not trading Xavier worthy or lerus they were my first two picks in this [ __ ] Fantasy Draft I had big expectations for them so if you want me to give give you Xavier worthy or or Leger need I already told you you're giving me three first round picks in [ __ ] return call me greedy but they are my first two picks I can't afford to [ __ ] lose them I lose him this team's garbage I hope you know that t Higgins I'll be willing to give up if I get a [ __ ] top player give me him I have an 80 overall Center I'm tanking oh no I'm not tanking dude dude I swear to God I have to win a game my best bet right now Titans oh T Titans Packers one of them is going to get a win who do I play next the bills bills are two in [ __ ] one oh my God I got to play the bills next week the guy is 2 and one who I got after that got the Bengals there undefeated let's look at this [ __ ] schedule I'm I'm not going to win a game sne for a first round I'm taking three first round picks you're [ __ ] crazy like if you're bad in Madden 25 franchise you get if you're bottom three you're gone I got the bills two and one Commanders commanders both teams right I need I need him to keep losing and that's what that way if I lose these two games I'm going to get a win hopefully possibly bucks I don't know the Bucs record Browns is 0 and2 that someone's going to get a win there I got Matt week that week Bengals Chargers someone's going to get a win there mly cooker and Douglas and then exit the Xavier worthy in a fifth I feel like that's I mean dude honestly I don't know what I want to do I'm honestly wanting to go play mut and I have like an hour before I got to go to bed cut one player didn't I just do that yeah cut Jordan Willington get him the [ __ ] out of here he's just doing jack [ __ ] chat we got to say goodbye bye Jordan winingham bye-bye like dude I I can't make a trade people are I feel I'm I'm having fun making these trade offers but dude like I don't know what to give up I have no I have nothing but draft picks I'm willing to give up and and T Higgins but T Higgins has been doing stuff for [Music] [Music] me hold on Marcus May you're willing to train me I mean d I'll take Marcus may see him he's on the Seahawks right he's 31 dude he's 31 and he's [ __ ] I would I would give just I would give Justin Reed honestly but I mean Marcus May let's take a look at him 81 Zone he has [ __ ] man and [ __ ] press dude I can't hand that a first round in my 80 overall set I can't tra sne Sneed and Xavier worthy I'm laughing at you I'm not trading them I can't afford to lose them and I appreciate you guys making the offer I can't lose them do you hear the words coming out I lose them this team sucks and you're asking me to give up my best cornerback my best cornerback and then would be stuck with rul Douglas Jason verett and [ __ ] greedy Williams I'm tra I can only Xavier busty what are you talking about he's third in [ __ ] receiving yards what the [ __ ] he has more receptions he's got [ __ ] I mean dude you say what you want but dude I'm down to do Reed for Dugger I I can I mean I can make that work you're willing to give up read I'm I'll consider it look at Discord you get W and Gino but then I'm losing Douglas I have Denzel wart hold on but then I have I have Gino oh wait oh you're you're saying you you would trade what do you think free first hooker Douglas that's that is all and you get Ward and Gino I mean dude honestly at making a trade at this point I'm 0 and three so this is what you're saying the trade will look like I mean d I have Douglas so you're saying this Chad how do we feel about this trade I'm I'm downgrading a little bit at safety but I'm upgrading my [Music] cornerback well bills guy I play you next we keep that in mind I think we should play each other and then make the trade I don't know bad you I mean dude I I mean at this [ __ ] rate I'm 0 and three I'm going to have a good draft pick if I stay in the league somehow you're getting scammed wait chat I got to do something I I mean dude we played a really good game but this defense when you need to stop most this defense will let me down this defense sucks dude I I'm going to be honest can we change the quarter length to 5 minutes I think that would be good like dude all these games are [ __ ] high scoring and he's two years still so he'll regress like in 3 to four years 4 A7 overall upgrade is eh he's two years younger than R hress in like three to four years I don't give a [ __ ] I need him now you know what bills guy I'll think about that how about that we'll think I'll think about it I'll let you think about it write that down I'll think about it it just sucks I'm o three I should have I and even guys even if I made that extra point my defense was going to let up a game-winning field goal I'm going to go play mut for an hour I I'm like I the Bears guy is offering up sauce I would give him three first and a heartbeat the Raiders gu is offering up Fred Fred Warner would you trade Bobby okar here I'll explain it now the Raiders guys is offering up Fred Warner I would give him free first round picks for Fred Warner but then I have Bobby okar which Bobby okar is like he's like basically Fred Warner just without abilities I'm not trading Bob there's no one I can trade I have nothing to offer side draft picks I have nothing to offer didn't wait Raiders guy didn't you lose to Carolina thought he said he got his ass kicked by Carolina doesn't show it though like dude I have nothing to offer I have nothing to offer I'm all right bills guy made the he's theci side Bill's guy okay give me give me how I'm going to message him how long do I have would you try dude I I mean honestly at this [ __ ] R Denzel W would be better than Douglas I mean CH we got to take our positive with the negative bills guys willing to do this trade I'm willing to do it too I got to think about it I need to think about it you guys say I'm getting scammed not going to be able to [ __ ] press with Gino I mean dude even Malik hooker I can't even press with you know what chat the more I think about it I like it he's got 70 man he's [Music] going say two first instead okay I'll say two first it's up to you okay okay two first question [Music] mark Chad we might be making a move here think about it I'm upgrading my I'm getting wait does d War D War has Superstar he's has an ability where rul Douglas does not have [ __ ] abilities he has acrobat and deep Zone ko. three he wants three Chad I have to do it and then I'll trade I'll trade Jake cam a second for Howard CH I might do it and a second or something he wants three first if he's doing [Music] it is three first round picks worth it [Music] that's a scam don't do it chat what do you mean how someone in this chat room explain how is a scam please tell me how I'm getting scammed please I need to know and how is the next scam I'm two wins away from one of the Super Bowl three first rounders it's a 91 overall cornerback he's better than Douglas I would have I would have two two shut down [ __ ] corners I would have two short two shut down Corners do two first and a second round he said dude two first and one third round I'm seeing what he says only three I can't do two he wants those those picks all right I'm going to think about it I will think about this you're all saying well dude even guys guys even if this even we if we if me and the bills guy agree on this train it goes to a trade committee so if if I'm getting scammed they're going to it's going to the trade committee it's going to be up for Jay Cam man and the two other guys to decide if I'm or the other three guys Matt and jcam and the three other guys have control so if they think I'm getting scammed then if they think I'm getting scammed then they they can V to it CH I I think this is a good move I really [ __ ] do [ __ ] the pcks dude you like oh Greg well what if you're [ __ ] dead I'll have the best corner in the league you have the best corner in the [Music] league chat I'm tempted I'm tempted to do it think about it R Douglas Mal cooker I mean dude I get a I get a 25 safety and I get a 27-year-old Superstar [Music] Corner oh [ __ ] what I clip [Music] all right I think I'm going I'm on the reserve trade committee and I honestly don't think this would go through I mean dude if we can put that put it can we put this in the put it in the can we before I if I can we get this in the trade Community can we put this in the trade committee have them decide cuz if I say [ __ ] it let's do it all right it's up to you K dude K I need a day to think about it put this in the [ __ ] trade committee have them vote on it if they approve it then I'll [ __ ] do it if I want to of course put it in put it in put it in put it in the trade committee if they have [ __ ] approve it then I will [ __ ] do it if I want to you have the best corners in the league you can always send it and what happens all right I want to play some some mut dude all right I'm going to end this and go play some mut hold on I want to see what Hayden has to [Music] say I will think about Bills trade I would have the best corners in the lead so you send it I will can I have some [ __ ] time to think about it Mr bills guy bills guy tomorrow I will let you know I I think it's worth it we would have shut down secondary I don't give a [ __ ] Bill's I'm going to think about it give me a give me a day give me I'll let you know before the Sim how about that that they're simming at 11 they're siming at 11 all right I'm going to end this and I'm going to play Ultimate Team for like an hour or I can just stay on but dude I want to keep it just as the bills R Cowboys so chat hold on one second are we are we putting this in the Discord I want to know if they approve it then I will I will if I want to do it I will send it [Music] yeah yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] all right I'm ending this see you guys in a little bit from what