South Africa vs New Zealand: Epic Line-Ups and Preview for the Rugby Championship Clash

hi welcome to Vic and Vern Sports St I'm Vern I'm Vic and welcome to a look ahead for the spring box against the All Blacks go [ __ ] hell man it's the biggest game in rugby it's going to be a walkover it's never a walkover Vic it's New Zealand it's the best team in the world against to tier two it's never a walkover it's going to be a cracker they they lost at home to Argentina man they lost to some gas man a bunch of sheep what his names more sheep it's always been close it's always been close there was only one game their head hope until about two hours ago when the news came out that Eben etet is in the squad he's in the squad ladies and gentlemen now now New Zealand are [ __ ] themselves oh they were [ __ ] themselves before we've got such depth and quality in our Squad never mind but I'm going to get straight into it I start off with a predicted lineup yeah yeah they always waited a long time these new zealanders it's like it's like you know they think three ronaldos and two messis are going to be pulled out the Hat somewhere I don't know you're not getting better this squad no no no okay let's get into it at uh fullback uh Bowden Barrett huh you have uh will Jordan Rico Yani Jord Jordy bar Barrett and Mark TOA they are the backs then we have Dam uh Damen McKenzie as the fly half can't stand that guy he's got a face he could just want to slap never mind uh we don't you know we don't condol we don't condol violence and on the rubber field on the scrum off we have PJ Panera uh and eight Ary sea seven Sam Kane six Ethan Black Adder Black Adder reminds me of that comedy series he's gonna get puff added man [ __ ] he's a joke number five Sam der the locks Scott barretts [ __ ] it how many barretts are there what's this the under Island there's a lot of incest and [ __ ] like that but [ __ ] you know there's everybody Barett they've got three B then we got the prop Tyro LX and tatti Williams and we have the hooker the hook for all Americans out there it's not a prostitute uh Cody Taylor so that's the predicted lineup I really don't give a [ __ ] who they line up on because it doesn't really matter they are going to get qua get they're going to get Jesse The Body oh man I can't wait it's going to be a freaking amazing game I'm not even excited anymore you know why cuz I know it's going to be walkover B it's never a walk this is going to be the biggest hiding New Zealand has ever taken oh that would be cool man ever ever ever ever ever ever ever No but let let okay we got rid of the the All Blacks you know the fern carriers whatever you know the sh sheep shaggers I don't give a [ __ ] what you want to call them they're out the way let's get rid of them don't want to talk about them anymore we can talk about them on Saturday big I have no no I have all the tissues for them on Saturday got a lot of them more tissues for the new zealanders but I'm running out of tisu I said so much to Australia [ __ ] cargo sh for we had to S to Australia let's get into the b b okay like I just told you guys before one change just happened today Ethan it's he's in he's in but not in the starting line but he'll be on the bench and starten so M of A's out so let me get into it you'll see it on the screen now whole line but Vicki do it slowly slowly slowly slowly okay for all the new zealanders that you know know you got you got to be slow with these guys man slowly man a little bit you know wait wait there you go I don't do fren I don't do French either [ __ ] him [ __ ] bugets let's go where do you want me to start at the top or the bottom no let's start with the big boys let's go okay so we we're starting with Ox we're starting with the ox man yes ox and J starting then bongi bongi is the hooker for all Americans he doesn't take drugs cuz his name is bongi and he's not a prostitute cuz he plays hooker just always to help you guys out you know know we're nice we nice but bong is the man oh I said it too fast he said so new zealanders you know they can't catch up so quickly okay then France small herb mustard man no no no Mustard's not playing he's injured but he's not playing he's not playing Ruan nor good guy yeah definitely good then one of my favorite players Peter step the toy for me the best player at this Championship so far for me the best play he's mustard man he's not mustard mustard not play Then Captain Fantastic see K C Ki what a man what a man what a player um yeah then Ben Jason Dixon yeah looks like starting to C his place in yeah he starting to do good starting to do then Kasper V yeah and then my favorite scrum off of this generation kuus RH yeah I was checking out kuus he's not the youngest anymore huh no but kuus is a is a machine I love F yeah cuz you like to fuff around that's why you like Fu no like staying with his that blonde hair nothing to do with the blond when it comes to hair I can't handle hair no you can't handle no I like I like clean shaven I like fuff cuz he's just don't know what you know he does so many different things now I like a number one clean shaven you know okay then um surprisingly we sticking with Sasha I think that's a fantastic move yeah [ __ ] Zulu yeah I think it's a a bold move well we got the goat on the bench we got the coat on the bench so if anything goes wrong we got the world best kicker on the bench let the young guy get his exper erience yes definitely oh man that's going to be great for him um then curtly Lee Arnon boy mustard quick out quick we got a lot of pace in this team a lot of pace Damen Dinda another paceful man Jesse The Body KR I love Jesse Krill I love everybody man man everybody man I know what i' like to do have them all over you see we have no incest no all have them all over for Bri yeah we have I don't know if who's going to pay for the meat but I'm not P fronts fronts fronts you got skit a few things there and we'll have everything done she see we don't have well let me finish this quickly finish finish then we have Chelson Kobe chelon Kobe and aele fozy he played well he played well he played well he deserves it he deserves it um I'm a big fan of Billy rulu Billy Ru is getting on yes uh but as people can see we have nobody we know have three of the same name we have no incest no brothers no kind of you know Hill bellies from the [ __ ] swamps we have two Oaks man get it to the reserves because res substitut prostitute substitut so it's Malcolm marks now now Malcolm marks is mustard not mustard mustard you think everybody's mustard I think everybody that's yeah Vincent Co yeah he's not in there now he changed Mark he's out Ethan is in there I mean we got a massive bomb score on the on on the thing we got a lot um El low yeah quaka love that boy that guy Smith Grant Williams and of course the go kicker Andre po I just want to say something else to you you know I did a little bit of who's all missing Vick you know who else could Russy have could put in this team there's so much I know D you're going to run them down I'm going to run them quickly down I'm going to tell you I got important breaking news to tell you afterwards there's a massive pool of players yeah just we've got so many great players it's UNF freaking believable I think we should just make two teams no I'm going to give you some break in new okay man you must just imagine just imagine Fu's not there Fu the CL out huh a snon out the Viking H Daman will out mon leok out listen here I have you know I have a bit of a problem with mon but it's not Mon's playing the rugby it's Mon's [ __ ] kicking no m it's just no party M can play rugby but the boy can't kick okay that's different then Canon Moody young guy oh so talented Steven kitov H and my man mustard Franco mustard man that guy is pure only one player I would really want in the team for those two moard and Di the two oh I love those two man they're magic and really L at of course Salon morat Yan henck vessels you've got the Yan Evan Ross we could we could but the most important o that I love them really you missed who bimp yeah I should smack the [ __ ] out of you should smack the crap out of me I'm am pimpy go back to that breaking news I heard New Zealand's trying to see if they can uh you know take some players with them and give them a New Zealand passport because they don't have enough good players they don't cuz our beat Team with [ __ ] them up let's be honest yeah you boys you got to trust me on this man the three Pat is already done listen if you were a rugby coniss sir I am if you were a rugby Professor listen here if you even played the game I would you sound like [ __ ] Graham soon as I played the game and he knows [ __ ] Jack you people you people got schooled by me this year last year sorry School sometime school every all the every South Africa and you oh neon oh it's [ __ ] no it's not good oh we're not going to get now we're going to fall out in the group stage is not looking good all this [ __ ] I heard it from from Cape Town to [ __ ] Honolulu everywhere I heard this [ __ ] and then vicad damus came along and I said listen your boys vicus listen to Vic cuz Vic knows that's my new channel check it out big nose I said to you boys don't sweat it F world champions yes you did world champion and every game we watched or I watched at home and you watched here and I found here people tell he's in the cell he can't watch anymore he's got no he's got no PL any balls he can't watch Oh's he's all nervous and I what did I say every game yeah don't worry and you yes don't worry three times with one point Vick and who the [ __ ] gives a [ __ ] yeah me I'm just saying you know it was tight it was tight CU if you win a ten match 76 76 76 who asks 3 years from now if you won Wimbleton if you didn't it was in 100 years all you're going to see on the table is world champion yeah that's true it's true you know the nice thing about winning with one those English s we're going to win they all thought they were going to win man that was beautiful so that's the lineup and listen here boys we are so excited for Saturday oh she's freaking it's going to be amazing I'm going to pick up some Castle tomorrow you are yeah I'm picking of C good boy definitely I'll bring the the D ofos perfect we got D ofos we got castle that's r five oh it's going to be uh you we going make something oh we going we'll work on that my cuz I'm on my own my wife's out for for dinner with the rest of the family so I'm going to go [ __ ] Bon it ler uh don't forget Vic you got to be a bit civilized [ __ ] civilize my second name that's true list I can't help it they sh it's not my fault he's my fault the Aussies were [ __ ] no and should I I can't be like you people lie to the world lie to our community if I see [ __ ] I call it out yes but you got to be you know I call it out the Aussies were cuck they were cck I'm sorry yes you they were cck twice yes they were C they were embarrassment to footb to rubby they were embarrassment to rabby so what can I say yeah well that's our predictions predictions lineup but let's get into the predictions Vic what do you think I this is easy I'm I'm afraid to ask I don't think I'm going to be nice to the new zealanders yeah yeah you know that Island there where they make [ __ ] and cuck and everything so I'm going to be nice to the new zealands I'm going to give him 14 points oo okay yeah 12 to 14 points I'm going to put that right down here put it down 14 to 12 points and I think I'm going with 38 38 to 42 for for the bker Y somewhere there we going to get 38 to 42 okay I'm going to go with 2114 so you got 2114 I got 384 yeah okay so at least we we're close well we agree on on what the new zealanders are going to do so that's our prediction hey guys I hope you guys will all join us qu to 5 on Saturday Central up time live on Vic sport chat we'll be watching the rugby going bananas exactly H so everybody take care and see you guys on Saturday and hey what you don't what people don't 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