Reba 2024 💥 The Honeymoon's Over or Now What 🌲🌸 💥 New Sicom Reba Nell McEntire Show 2024

[Music] now I think we've got it is it fixed afraid not the brown Gunk supposed to go down instead of up that's the way it looked when dad used to fix it I'm aware of that what a shame we don't have a man around the house to fix these things huh we don't need a man I've got everything under control Jake came me that metal doohickey with the scry thing on the that's it thanks hey oh hey you want something to eat [Music] no I'm p 4 lb that's good that's the baby growing the mini me hey he's a minivan minivan that so cute all right Jake bet you 50 cents it's going to work this time P put it on my bill I'll be right back after the game a couple us are going over to ry's to watch videos and hang out you want to come no I don't think so Mar invited me to go get pizza but you know how food makes me sick you should go Cheyenne get out of the house no point just sitting here watching yourself get fat van you know what I mean you out with your friends me out with mine then we hook up later it'll be just like junior year except we're married you're pregnant and everything's different okay Jake stand back this could get messy mom what are you doing the disposal is all jammed up I'm doing exactly what your father used to do minus the cuss words you know why don't you just call a plumber I don't need a plumber I've got it all under control cool go get me the Yellow Pages mys areed in the past though my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be [Applause] a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the Heart of a [Music] fighter I'm a surv okay give me the bad news I can take it you have very sick Plumbing how bad are we talking your disposal might not make it through the nightow I've seen this a lot your husband's been playing plumber hasn't he among other things that's why we're getting a divorce I'm sorry to hear that well it's good news for a sink okay partner I'll see you on Sunday bye Dad bye hi Mom hey babe oh Rea you didn't what you hired a plumber there's nothing wrong with that sink I fixed it myself yeah right well hi Mr Hayden this is my Brock and that's his BJ pleased to meet you right back at you hey you want me to take a look under there I know everything about that sink well maybe you can explain this well now you broke it where's the tennis ball oh is that what that was yeah well make sure you use a 4 gauge PVC with nylon bushings actually Mr Hart actually it's Dr Hart oh oh well still your bushings have to be compatible with your thread see you you got three4 male threads you questioning the size of my threads oh honey all that man talk oh I just love it when he talks that way you mean like an idiot since when do you hire a plumber since you're not around to work your magic anymore more you may not appreciate the Nuance of my sink work Reba but it's very good he's right he just installed a padded toilet seat and you can't get me off that thing glad you could tear yourself away I don't think this guy knows what he's doing why is he wearing a jumpsuit excuse me I fix your disposal but you might want to think about changing that false real soon I get a discount over a premium fixture so let me know if you're interested thanks do you realize what just happened here that guy's hitting on you that's funny I know it's not that funny man what a nerve you're not even divorced yet he's already moving in on you oh that is so wrong he is not hitting on me Brock and even if he was it's got nothing to do with you you don't live here anymore yeah well my kids do and they shouldn't have to be exposed to that sort of thing Jake just spent the morning with you and your pregnant mistress I don't think new Plumbing is going to push him over the edge [Applause] [Music] you guys I'm totally manging out with you we missed you too we did we missed you even though you're pregnant you're still totally fun thanks I can't believe we're really doing this so nervous oh my God there's the bus oh my God I have Goosebump oh my God me too oh my God okay you guys get into position okay y'all y'all ready mhm woo whoa they're mooding us no way buddy yeah look that one's got riding on it says go van what goop it KN it off that's my [Music] wife stop all right sucker I've tried to be nice but you're out of here is that Plumber guy here take a look at this 3/4 in Threads H why is your blouse all wet I'm entering the wet blouse contest what do you think it's that stupid thing oh Rea this guy's got you brainwashed into thinking there's something wrong with a perfectly good faucet he's rigged it to do that this guy is slick okay I've had it I'm going to call Bill and get him to replace that thing bill you call him bill on a first name basis with your handyman oh call me a flirt the mailman's name is George and the paper boy lets me calling Timmy hey Bill this reah har does your offer to help me pick out a new faucet still stand good cuz I'm ready to shop yeah great 5:00's fine thanks reea that's a date how could it be a date he's a handyman you are so naive these guys make a living taking advantage of lonely housewives I just don't want you getting hurt yes you've proven that time and time [Applause] [Music] again where have you been start with the girls having fun go van okay I never want to hear that again why you made it dirty oh come on it was a joke you were the one who said I should go out and have fun by fun I meant eat pizza and cheer for me go okay stop that so I mooned with some girlfriends it's not like you guys have never mooned anyone but we're guys we do it to gross people out when girls do it it different oh please that is so sexist I'm not being sexist all I'm saying is you're my wife now and your butt belongs to me excuse me well it's more mine than anyone else's except yours married or not married my butt is mine to do with as I please and I don't appreciate your Neanderthal attitude and I don't appreciate you using words I don't know well I had fun tonight I'm glad I mooned the bus it was very freeing I might even do it again you wouldn't oh I might guess what I just saw on the internet what are you doing check it out there's a full moon tonight oh my God it's my butt what one of your stupid friends had a camera hey look you can vote on your favorite pick your butt 2001 I of like the Miss America Pageant but cut to the chase oh my God this is horrible horrible what happened to it it was so fun it was so friend I might even do it again I do not sound like that actually you do van please you have to help me van please you have to help me van sleep on the couch Dan sleep on okay I'll take care of [Music] it where you going the handyman's picking me up he's taking me to get a new faucet he's picking you up you mean like a date no he's picking me up like a handyman that didn't sound right well it sounds like a date it's not a date don't you think if I was going out on a date I would talk to you kids about it first you better I didn't have any input on my feature stepmom now look what I'm stuck with why why is everybody making such a big deal about this he's just a nice guy who offered to help me get a faucet hey Rea hi Bill don't you look and and smell nice I'll be right back that must be one fancy faucet shop [Music] here's a nice one let's go Reba we just got here I know but I believe in going with my gut but this is a bathroom faucet oh is there is there some reason you don't want to do this I guess I am a little nervous it's been a while since I picked out a faucet should never be intimidated by a faucet my bill May Scare You Come on Rea come on give it a chance look around oh you're right what's wrong with me just looking around are you sure I can't use one of these this a four 44 jet sink sprayer most powerful sprayer in the world so you got to ask yourself a question do I feel lucky dirty hairy that was good hey guess who this is hi I'm Ted CLE natural oh hey Rea Rea look at this here here's something you don't see every day I love claw foot tubs my Grandma had one of these hop in take it for a spin really ain't that kind of silly go for it o that's hot hey this is nice all I need is a couple of candles and a good book if you want I can come back later sure and can you get these strangers out of my bathroom [Applause] [Music] man the voting on these butts is tight no way Patty's winning and Laura's a close second which leaves you a little behind no no no this is impossible something must be wrong with the Internet yeah that's it this is insane my butt is not a loser van I thought I thought that you were going to take care of this I did well then why is go van still staring at me in the face see you're losing I told everyone if they voted for your butt I'd kick theirs why would you do that to vote for your butt they have to look at your butt just because they didn't vote for my butt does not mean they didn't look at it well you shouldn't have mooned me in the first place well I was just trying to have some fun that might be my last chance to Moon until after I've had the baby my butt is not going to look that great for much longer by your fifth month it won't even fit on the computer I'm getting fat you're having a baby yes so are you but you're not getting fat it's not fair why do I have to carry the minivan you're doing a great job nobody voted for me I did actually you got two votes well of course I voted for [Music] myself yeah honestly that was the cleanest truck I've ever seen yeah I know the other handy men make fun of me you didn't have to walk me through the door oh I was actually walking your fossa through the door it's a little heavy well I had fun who knew a faucet store could be so much fun that didn't work out all that well now did it B I was just oh no he listen uh no don't worry about it I shouldn't have done that I just uh can we sit down for a second sh I think I might have misled you I might have misled myself yeah I didn't think this was going to be a date but it kind of was wasn't it well I don't usually take a lady to a plumbing store on a first date you know it's kind of a kind of a semi date you know kind of a preate that I was hoping would lead to a Bonafide date I had great time and I like you a lot bill but my divorce isn't even final yet and as much fun as I had on our semi predate I don't know if I'm ready to take that next step yet well I understand thanks Bill I hope that when I am ready you might still be around that might be are you playing hard to get did good handyman's always hard to get well good night Reaper not PE hey Brock what you doing I'm fixing your ice maker oh that's funny cuz Bill already took care of it oh did he yeah that cold stuff in there's called ice what else has Bill been taking care of excuse me oh come on Rea he's been Romancing you ever since he set foot in this house can you blame him no so I was right then it was a date well let's see I had coffee and spent some time in a bathtub yep I'm pretty sure you can call that a date coffee you know what else I had a really good time well I'm not sure I like that oh come on Brock you made your choice you're with BJ now I know ree I just I'm looking out for you that's all no you're not you're uncomfortable seeing me with someone else I know how that feels yeah so you want me to install that for you Brock go on home Reba I think I might have really screwed up your ice maker [Applause] [Music] I think it's cute of course I'm partial I diapered that butt you don't think it ruined my reputation honey I think that might have happened when the stick turned blue what was I thinking what if the baby logs on one day and sees that honey by the time the baby's able to log on there'll be a whole new crop of butts on there I just I feel so stupid I'll let you in on the little secret when I was a senior in high school I had this wild friend named Maxine you never mentioned her before exactly anyway it was right before the prom and we both went out and bought these cute little strapless dresses well Maxine didn't want tan lines so we played hookie and went down to the lake and guess two showed up just about the time we were lying out Buck Naked the whole swim team oh lucky for you they didn't have the internet back then yep but they did have Polaroids [Music] aah [Music] [Music] [Music] hey hey oh Mommy rolled van socks into balls what am I supposed to do with them make puppets no he likes them folded otherwise they droop things droop Cheyenne you'll learn that in life oh you know what Mom that's another thing van likes whole milk I like 1% well it's not all about you I have a husband to take care of now I'm going to put it on the list again here's an idea how about you take the list and go get your husband his fancy milk Mom I'm a married woman I don't have time to go to the grocery store you think you're busy now wait until you change a poopy diaper in all three fine I who thought these were mine oh no I hope van's not wearing your training bra hello oh hi Dad oh no I forgot I have band practice this afternoon yeah we can reschedule okay yeah that sucks bye era you don't have band practice today I know that but he doesn't look I know it's been a little strange between you and your dad since he moved out don't you mean shacked up with his hygienist hey look just because he's with Barbara Jean doesn't mean he stopped loving you and I know you still love him mom why are you forcing us together now we didn't hang out back when you liked him I still like your father just not as a husband so how about I call him back and you two go out later fine I'll spend the day with him but that's it until I'm 25 I'm going to the store now oh good what are you doing oh I just need the milk Park oh no I could use some help around here I'd like for you to get everything on that list mom I really don't like your tone excuse me I'm an adult now and I would like to be treated like one you're right you're a married woman now soon to become a mother exactly so from now on you can be responsible for doing little things like uh grocery shopping and doing your own laundry all right that's just [Laughter] me in the though my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the Heart of a [Music] fighter I'm a survival go up up up up I'm up I'm up how do you go up you're dead my turn see you that was a hoop I can see why you like it so much where's the groceries we decided to get an apartment instead oh I guess I'm not going to get any change back no Mom I'm serious it's the adult thing to do you're going to move out cuz I won't do your laundry well we're married now you know we have a baby on the way we need our space we found an awesome awesome apartment it's got a pool a gym and amenities I'm not sure what that is but they wouldn't brag about it it wasn't good you know it's been a while since I got an apartment but don't you have to have a little thing called money oh we know come on be let's fill out our application it's our first step to Independence mom do you have a pen thanks okay and name Mr and Mrs Van Montgomery marital status married oh there's a cute One employment history Ben what should I put as your current position cornerback no I think they mean a real job you know what I'll just put manager that can mean anything uh monthly income okay well with my allowance and your excuse me do you really think your allowance continues once you move out okay fine we have savings and all we need is a small little loan to help us get going until our job's kick in I'm going to learn a moow [Laughter] learn hey hey Brock hi Daddy well hi Honey hi how's my favorite little girl how's my favorite cornerback hey Kira she went to Wendy's house what oh well maybe next week wait a in it you can't let Kira get away with this what's going on between you two oh I don't know Rea look just I never know what to say to Kira if you want to know the truth she kind of scares me she's a 12-year-old girl with a 35y old Mouth She's always making fun of me I will never wear Bermuda shorts around her again that's for sure come back tomorrow at 11: okay I guess I could take her to a movie no no no no no not a movie I want you two face to face PL something special you have a date with your daughter all [Music] right daddy don't leave without saying bye to me Daddy we need your advice well sure sweetheart what is well we need some money all right here you go thanks but that's not what I meant you see van and I found this incredibly adorable apartment an apartment you kids don't have that kind of money oh Van's going to learn how to [Applause] moow no what do you kids want to move into an apartment come on you got it pretty good around here your mom's a great cook you can come and go as you please I loved living here you had a strange way of showing we're trying to be adults please Daddy please coach sorry you guys all I can go is another 20 that's not going to help come on Van what I put my foot now yeah and it only cost you 60 bucks okay it's a start what about your parents uh I don't think so van I just asked my parents yeah but your parents didn't chuck your stuff out on the lawn and tell you you were throwing your life away for a sleazy cheerleader I'm not a cheerleader I'm on drill team okay look van time has passed I'm sure they feel guilty by now and you know what guilt means no cash oh then we're going to be rich my parents are [Music] monsters sh check out our new truck oh my God honey it's the best thing I've ever seen with I love you just what they need another thing with the bed now I have a truck and a van where'd it come from my parents got it for me you were right guilt works every time oh my God there's leather seats they smell incredible mom you have to come smell these seats wait a minute are these the same parents who boycotted your wedding and disowned you you yeah I even got a bigger surprise they invited us to move in no way that's awesome your house is huge and they have a m who fold sucks who whoa what are you talking about now you're moving this is a big decision you two need to do some serious soul searching and ask yourself if one extravagant G erases all the hurtful things they did to you is that orange suitcase still in the hall closet I have a [Music] truck man that is one great truck is that all anybody cares about as that stupid truck now Rea I know this is hard but there're only going to be a couple of block Bo away and at least they won't be struggling to pay the rent on some dumpy apartment why isn't this bothering you as much as it's bothering me because nothing bothers me as much as it bothers you look the way those kids love each other they'll be fine okay we're going to take our first load over a mom don't look so sad we're not moving out of your life you know we're just going to be I know it's just a couple of blocks away yeah okay Mom Mom I'm running out of air bye daddy bye [Applause] momy well we knew this day would come our little girl is leaving the nest for you know it'll be Kira then little Jake soon it'll just be you and me all alone in this big Brock you don't live here anymore you really know how to kill a moment don't you hi Dad hello son am oh it's nice to see you sir hi uh Sue honey you want to get off that thing just five more minutes I had a huge dinner last night yeah well I'm sure you worked off all that celery by now oh you know I've always loved this house Mr and Mrs Montgomery or should I call you Mom and [Music] Dad thanks for letting us live here sir yeah yeah uh you know I need a moment here with my boy Cheyenne why don't you go in the kitchen fix yourself a snack oh oh great okay I'm starving eating for two now there's rice cakes on the counter okay son uh I'm a little confused here I thought we had an understanding dad I don't understand I'm a little confused but we're trying to help you here you're 17 years old you got a bright future but you got to leave your problems behind you what we asked you to move back in Van not her yes you you did when you handed me the keys to the truck you said we like for you to move back in with us I'm married now so you means us oh van you're English you does not mean both of you if we meant that we'd have said [Music] y'all oh it looks stupid right no honey you look adorable that does it I'm changing too late your dat's here is Kira here come in come in hi hi you both look so nice and is that a rose oh uh it's for you well you both have a wonderful time and don't bring her home too early this is so disturbing and there's so much closet space oh Mom the Montgomery's house is so great you're going to have to come visit us I'll be up in a second okay hey Mrs H you know that thing that you and Cheyenne do where you like tell each other stuff and stuff like that you mean talking yeah that can we talk sure what's going on well my parents they don't want Cheyenne to move in only me I misunderstood them plus I think they kind of tricked me I knew it I knew they were up to something wait a minute why is upstairs packing I haven't told her yet Van Well it's going to be hard she's going to be sad she's going to be even sadder when they arrest her for trespassing I can't believe my parents think I'm such a loser that a truck is going to make me forget Cheyenne God they make me so mad I could just let it go this is great you just want I don't know that's as far as I've ever gotten well what do you us us do when you get mad at your parents go to my room without supper that'll teach them you know what really gets me what is that they're going to miss out on getting to know their grandkid and they don't even care sounds to me like that's something you need to say to your parents no my father isn't much of a listener he's more of a teller well maybe it's time for you to do the telling get it off your chest you're right Shan's my wife and they have no right to treat her this way she's got her heart sitting on moving in and that's what we're going to do that takes guts van I'm proud of you you really are becoming an adult thanks Mrs H will you come with me my dad scares me [Applause] [Music] this is beyond lame what we're having fun this is a tea house for 6-year-old girls oh come on I'm trying you kids out grow stuff so fast dad have you ever met me do I look like someone who sips tea no oh I'm sorry BJ said this place would be lots of fun BJ collects Beanie Babies I brought you some of our scrumptious Orange marmalad it's from London England get over yourself it's from [Laughter] Safeway put it down all right all right I know this is lame but I was just trying to find something we could enjoy together yeah we could go to a movie no Kira we can't do that then we wouldn't be able to talk we' just be sitting in a dark theater staring at a screen yeah that would bite you want to go I'd sell my hair let's do it do we to sit next to each other heck we don't even have to see the same movie you're awesome [Music] Mrs Hart what a surprise Mr Montgomery good to see you Mrs Montgomery nice bandex Zoo want get off that thing you look like a Geral dad I have something important to say to you and it's real important I'm listening thanks for the truck sir van uh something you wanted to add no this is between you and Van van even though I think you should be ashamed of how you've treated your son excuse me this is between you and Van I'm not even here but if I were here I tell you how wrong you are for making your son choose between his parents and his wife is that what you came here to tell me son well see you've got him so scared he's afraid to be honest with you van is not afraid of us well of course he's not afraid of you he could snap you like a twig a twig look I don't need somebody like you coming over here and tell me how to raise my son what exactly do you mean like me someone who sits back and lets her daughter get pregnant well it's not like I was there cheering them on but you know what it happened you should be proud to have a son with the guts to stick around I'm proud of him that's why I'm here to giveing moral support that would imply that you know something about morals hey you can't talk that way to her sir Mrs H is stuck by something you wouldn't know about you watch yourself I fed and clothed you for 17 years oh so that makes you a good father my whole life all you've done is Bully me but with Mrs H sometimes I say things to her and she says things back to me it's called talking you know what we do it so the way I see it Mrs H is a way better Dad than you that's right way better and you know what else you can keep your really stupid cool truck i' rather walk come on dad right behind you [Music] son so they never wanted me to move in I'm so sorry but we were going to be Mansion people oh come on we've got indoor plumbing shine we don't want to live there and who would you rather see Across The Breakfast Table my mom or your mom my mom of course Van's mom never sits at the breakfast table she might accidentally eat something I love my mom I love my dad [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] deep breath in hold and release fill your world with peace breathe in hold hold and release h h thanks sorry about the tree do I know you my daughter plays the clarinet not anymore I switched to Tuba why do you hate me Mom tuba is cool but I thought you love the clarinet it's so pretty and quiet I outgrew that [Music] hi Mom hey buddy hey Kira I know we live in Texas but that necklace is a little over the top good one Dad wow you want to look inside yeah don't you dare mom something Terrible's happened oh my gosh are you okay no it's not me I'm fine it's van I flunked my history midterm now I can't play football oh oh my God what happened I don't know I blew it I'm sorry now we're going to lose the game on Friday all because of me isn't it enough that he is a football star do they expect the boy to be a brain surgeon too I'll take care of it I'll talk to the teacher I'll get him to give you a makeup test oh thanks Dad what's the use I flunked once I'll flunk again failure is not an option now look if you don't play we lose the game no playoffs no Championship No Big Shiny trophy in my dental office we're all counting on you son hey coach EAS up f look at you you're a mess here take your husband upstairs and try to get him to relax uh thanks Mrs H but I can't even think about sex right now [Applause] [Music] planed in the past though my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the Heart of a [Music] fighter I'm a surv [Music] all right come on now van Focus all right who fought in the War of 1812 soldiers which soldiers I'm supposed to know their names van what countries uh I'm sorry I have no idea come on keep your head in the games son all right look look let's start with an easy one we'll build up your confidence in what year was the War of 1812 fought B come on you know this one yeah but it feels like a trick question no it's not a trick question it's 1812 1812 the War of 1812 guys stop yelling at me how's it going we're in trouble no no no we're good we're making real progress right man please no more questions okay I think it's time for a new approach you two out of here I'm taking over thanks Mrs H but it's hopeless no it's not hopeless let's just figure out where your weaknesses are and start there do you have a copy of the test you took okay all righty I see the trouble started early you spell van wrong shoot I knew that one honey you need to learn how to relax take a deep breath and do this there you go now let's start with the first one you missed number one who is John Brown well some abolitionist he tried to arm the slaves before the Civil War right but for who John Brown you said see the Godfather of Soul stupid stupid easy stay calm let's try another one which president made the Louisiana Purchase Thomas Jefferson right again you've been holding out on me man it's obvious you know this stuff what happened well I looked at the questions and I started thinking if I flunk I can't play I won't get into college or get drafted NFL I'll have to get a regular job then Cheyenne will think I'm a loser and my baby will'll have to wear cheap diapers I never thought I'd say this van but you've been thinking too [Applause] much I'll get it it's just my band friend we're going to practice okay honey but van needs to study can you take your friend up to your room really yeah hey Kira hi Brian hello you're a Brian Mom I'm Mrs Hart nice to meet you Brian hi so you're a tuba player and now you're a tuba player yes Mom well this has been nice come on Brian let's go up to my bedroom bedroom hold up hold up change of plans Kira you and Brian can practice down here and Van and I will go into the kitchen what's the matter don't you just BR with me no awesome you ready son I hope so hope that's not a winning attitude that's a hoping attitude hope remember we want him to stay relaxed right right right we're calm feeling no pressure ready to kick that test a s I know it's that spell come on I'll drive you too to school bring your plates over thanks Mrs H for everything just remember you know this stuff okay and to get you started out on the right foot it's v [Music] n have a seat Mr Deany I just want to let you know the entire football team appreciates you giving van this makeup test why is that see in the band no he's our best player don't you go to games I'm afraid I don't care much for Ball Sports but I do enjoy a good Civil War reenactment you ever done that well one Halloween I dressed up as Mary Todd Lincoln does that count just relax don't be nervous nothing to worry about whole school's behind you you're the man okay I'm the man you're the man [Applause] man b a n now we're [Music] cooking somebody's been busy looks like he missed a spot I was trying to make Brian your famous chocolate chip cookies but I couldn't find the recipe oh here you go you said you made him from scratch so will you and Brian ask speaking of Brian he's a little hottie isn't he Mom nobody says hottie anymore we're just friends we share a love the tuba oh are we talking about the hottie tuba player would you you get a life hey van back yet he should be home soon he's waiting for the teacher to grade his test what happened here Kira is in love I am not I'm baking cookies for a boy no I'm not sure I like that do we approve of this as long as she wears oven mitts I don't see the harm so who is this young man nobody just a boy from band oh a band kid that's fine hey hey honey how'd it go I got my a s kicked too bad it wasn't a spelling [Music] test want to go to a movie no you want to fool around [Music] no you want to eat a pizza no Mom be honest would you have married me if I weren't a big football stud honey I'm pregnant I had to marry you feel better you momed he's turning down food I give up flunk going ATT test is always hard on a marriage I blew it man you flunk the test so you sit out a game try it again it's not the end of the world maybe it'll do you good to take a week off and do what hey you're a smart kid football is just one option not like it's your life yes it is that was decided back when I was 140 lb third grader nonsense no one's life is decided in the third grade it's not like you're an Olsen twin there's got to be something that you like to do in your spare time I don't have spare time during football season well what do you like to do in your spare time after football season get ready for next season High School is a time to try new things there's got to be something else that interests you well there is just one thing I always sort of wanted to be but I don't know if I'd be good at it oh come on you can do anything you set your mind to you really think so I really do so what is it you'd like to be a celebrity a celebrity well you don't have to decide today [Music] yeah I think we really had something going there yeah I felt it too hey check this out loud yeah that's my loudest note you want another cookie sure these are great hey guys wow Kira you look beautiful that tuba doesn't she Brian are you spying on Kira only when the Music Stops Mom they're wearing tubas if they kiss we'll hear it hey I took your advice Mrs H I'm not going to let football rule my life I'm going to be in the school play a play yeah I figur it's a step towards celebrity and they need another Frontier Scout for the Alamo experience I get to wear a hat that's great van you're going to be in a a play hey good news I pulled a few strings and Mr Deany has agreed to give you another shot at that test oh thank you Daddy van was going to be in a play another test no no no same test that way you don't have to learn anything new you take the test tomorrow morning you're back in the game Friday night coach I'm going to play Friday night I mean I'm Scout number four the other Scouts are counting on me so are the wild cats okay maybe I can be in the game next week but the play only runs this weekend although for good we might get to do it for the kuas he's really excited about the play he's more excited about playing playing football again right buddy well I made a commitment I mean they already measured my head for the Hat van the fellas in the drama Guild must have another little friend now look you're not just any High School athlete you actually have a shot of getting to the pros I'd hate to see you blow that you're right coach I don't want to let you down all right you should be ashamed of yourself he was trying to tell you something and you weren't even listening oh come on he's not quitting football just cuz he's feeling a little stress it's more than just a little stress he's put so much pressure on himself he can't even spell his own name and it's an easy name look pressure's part of the game you's got to learn to deal with it now remember I was a pretty good high school player myself you were also a pretty good student that's why you're a dentist look he's got to get an education there's no guarantee he'll ever get into the NFL life doesn't always work out the way you thought it would I always thought I'd be a singer but this kid is special I didn't have a tenth of the talent he has maybe that's why you had so much fun playing football because no one expected great things from you he's 17 he's carrying the weight of a school a wife and a baby on his back it might be time for you to climb down a BB DC how am I supposed to remember this well use a memory TR make a a a sentence out of words that start with those letters a bad bad dog craps a bad crap at dog Birds good so uh that play you're going to do do you have any lines just one but it's a big one we'd like to hear it really sure well okay but I need a moment be nice I'm nice Captain Martin Captain Martin Santa and his regiment was spotted off the West Wall is that it well I'm supposed to be wear a hat too oh sure well with a hat yeah I felt like I was there listen if you told him you were going to do the play well that's what you should do you sure coach what about football I'm more interested in what you want to do look when you're ready football will be there thanks hey be honest do you think I should do my line louder or maybe with an accent definitely not [Music] powder last cookie you want it yeah thanks you're pretty cool thanks you're cool too when you played the clarinet you used to sit next to Melissa Burke right yeah what about her well I was wondering that would you be able to find out if she likes me sure I'll ask her don't ask me if I have any eights why you have any eights Sho don't ask me if I have any Kings do you have any Kings Go Fish oh this is way better than Game Boy I hate the tuba uh-oh hey Kira wait Hey Jake there's fresh cookies in the kitchen you want me to leave don't you yeah want to talk about it what's to talk about he likees stupid Melissa Burg oh honey these things happen Kira boys can be really stupid there tons of guys out there it wasn't until my third boyfriend that I found someone to marry maybe you shouldn't be getting advice from your older sister way ahead of you Mom honey you don't have to change yourself to make a boy like you yeah and no matter what they say the stereo does not sound better in the back seat Cheyenne we have to do a lot of work before you become a mother [Applause] oh man thanks to you I will always remember the Alamo the Alamo the Alamo yeah I was pretty good except for that one part hey soldiers trip I bought it hey in the spring I'm trying out for the musical oh boy a musical hey hey he there oh man the game how bad was it well I'm not sure you want to know we won oh that's great so they don't really need me I hope you're happy now the kids crushed this is sweet he's crushed his acting certainly has improved they won without me yeah 2820 I I never would have believed it if I hadn't seen I mean the other has really stepped up their game wow do you know what a relief it is to know that they can win without me it makes me want to play again it does a baby come on let's go upstairs and study for the test okay but if you get all the answers right then maybe we can oh know they're going to be exhausted after finals [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Applause] boy this is going to be worth the wait here you go fresh squeezed orange juice with lots of Pulp just like Mama used to make more please no wonder Mama's right arm was so huge I told you I'm not going maternity shopping again those women look at me like they know what I did but I need clothes that make it clear I'm pregnant not fat cheyen I have tons a cute maternity clothes left over from when I had Jake no offense mom but you were 35 I'm like half that right so what are the hip pregnant teens wearing these days I just felt like a cricket ran across my stomach get a jarm sweetheart that's your baby kick in no Bo that's the baby V you want to come feel no thanks I believe you well hello my sweet little grandchild nice to meet you here cheyen just felt the baby it's probably only gas I do not get gas sh we shared a room come on Van come feel your son or daughter there really is a baby in there wow I made that how okay time to get dressed my roots areed in the past my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops with your hands and the Heart of a [Music] fighter I'm a [Music] surv okay we'll tell Daddy I love him and thank him for the book yeah if I ever decide to hunt elk it'll come in handy okay love you too bye oh Lori and Garner Rea Las [Applause] Vegas you're never going to let me live that down are you hey I'm not the one that jumped on stage and M Tom Jones I was just trying to get my panties back get in here what brings you to town you are not going to believe this my company is relocating here in the spring you're moving back to Houston can you believe it fman Louise back in Action mild mannered Suburban women by day hot Divorce by night I'm not sure I'm the hot divorce type amem I of course you are you just need to learn the ropes and how to use them all right catch me up how's the divorce going well right now we're at the disillusion of property stage two words of advice kill him I took Robert for everything he had and he deserved it sleeping with your housekeeper no that was John husband number two I kind of miss him and so does my housekeeper say if I have the proper tools at Job hello Brock hello laurian Ma you put on a few pounds that's my fault we eat cake in bed you must be bar please everybody calls me BJ I wonder why hey laurianne you might want to run outside I think you're about to tow your broom barban would you go fetch Jake I'm going to grab the cordless drill out of the garage oh Brock here's an idea for you why don't you take all your tools back to your condo why because you live there Brock the lawyers told us to do an inventory so we can decide who gets what before we move on to the next step okay we're off to the build your own teddy bear store we're going to build our own teddy bears honey make sure you build a teddy bear for your new niece or nephew Cheyenne felt the baby move today oh honey that's great I mean Reba that's great I've been feeling our little Sprout kicking too you want to feel my belly I'll take a rain check see you later Brock remember when you get back you're going to go through the garage with me all right reer how can you even let that woman in your house I know it seems a little strange but the kids need to see their father and BJ's with Brock so she's part of the package it was Brock's package got you into this mess in the first place although you may have gained 7 to 10 lb the fetus weighs in at 5 oz so most of that weight is you okay stop reading that no no it's fascinating feeling him move was like my wakeup call it's real now hi baby it's Daddy talk to the baby shyen it says it helps you you connect B I'm prettyy much plugged in already hey do you think he's hungry maybe he'd like a yogurt a piece of fruit m a banana sounds good no no no no I'll get it you stay here I want to do whatever I can to help the baby really well you know what else would be nice a foot massage I mean for the baby you think so mhm it relaxes me and if I'm relaxed so's he makes sense M that feels so good the baby is so loving this man oh right there yeah mhm oh yeah oh yeah yeah why does this sound so familiar it always amazes me the junk a man can accumulate actually that's mine it was cuter in the catalog Welly there sure are a lot of memories in this old garage and what like these beat up old golf clubs I bought those for Brock when he was in dental school oh man he saw him in a store window and I knew he just had to have them so I scrimped and saved and gave him to him on our third anniversary How does it go from that to dissolution of property oh we had our problems when I asked him to move out it was just to give us a break then he had his midlife crisis I thought he'd buy his motorcycle get tired of it and come home now it's here and he's not I'm sorry honey divorce is hard but if it's any consolation and the second and third are much easier now why is the side of two women hugging so sexy because men are pigs well then you must love bacon cuz you keep marrying us you know Brock the only reason men and women get together is because the parts fit so that's all we're good for huh some of you aren't even good at that all right you too Brock most of your stuff is over here you know Rea my storage space at the condo is kind of tight then drive it to the dump on that motorcycle oh come on there are a lot of memories in this stuff say remember the day you gave me these you wrapped each Club individually yeah I remember get them out of here fine I'll work something out you know this divorce was going just great till you showed [Laughter] up you think I too hard on him hell no this is all good you should be celebrating I tell you what tonight is girls night out oh thanks I don't think I'm ready for the bar scene yet em I hell yeah Raba yeah when did Brock first start dating Barbara Jean oh I don't know let's see we separated a year ago so it's sometime after that are you sure why what are you looking at it's a grp picture of rock and some other people with lays around their neck oh that must be the dental convention in Hawaii I couldn't get away because of the kids so he took BJ no the convention was in ' 98 he didn't meet her until after that then why is she in the picture I can't believe [Music] this okay attention shoppers anything belonging to my cheating dog soon to be ex-husband is on sale now at rock bottom prices how much for the so baseball C Mister this is a very rare Nolan Ryan rookie card my husband would die if I sold it one Buck thanks you bet thank you what do you want for the golf clubs Mrs har Keith for you $10 I only have five sold now why did that feel so good Revenge always does you know even at these prices you're going to have a nice little pile of mad money and I'm just mad enough to spend it on drinks on me tonight I like bitter R Rea what is going on it's a garage sale your stuff is flying out of here hey that's my fishing pole all right everybody put everything down and get out of my garage what are you insane where are my golf clubs here they are they take up less room this way Rea why are you selling all my stuff because most of it isn't flammable what did you do to her who did you do in Hawaii Ro let me ask you something when did you and BJ get together oh come on we've been through this come on tell me when I I don't know uh 10 months ago after she started working for me why so you never knew her before you hired her well of course not you're you're a liar recognize the woman in the Beret re where'd this come from wrong answer no I I know this looks bad but it's not what it seems oh come on Brock she's standing right there in front of you but it's impossible I didn't even know her back then I did not have sex with that woman I didn't well not then like I didn't even know her Rea I swear I am telling the truth look Brock I've cut you a lot of slack because we've been married for 20 years and have three beautiful children together but you crossed a line you were cheating on me while you were still living in our house no no no Rea look you got to listen to me now get out Rea I swear I'm to get out yeah but out [Music] and did the baby and I spot a brownie in the kitchen yes you did can I have it no you can't chocolate has caffeine that's a drug F the amount of caffeine in a brownie is like nothing yeah maybe to you but to a 5 oz baby it's a major score I'll just watch TV oh no no no no no cartoons they're way too violent that dog has a giant Mallet behind its back man the baby's in my uterus not in a pouch looking out okay it still can affect him we need to cut way back on TV let me get this straight you want me to give up chocolate and television what's next sex about that oh no no no no I like it too but knowing he's right there suddenly makes it weird please why are you fighting me on this because you're starting to get really annoyed well you weren't complaining when I was brushing your hair well that was fun far less annoying okay maybe I'm going a little overboard but I want to be the best father this Baby's ever had you have no idea how happy that makes me but other stuff makes me happy too yeah I'll admit I'm having second thoughts on sex thank goodness but only late at night when the baby sleeping and you have to be very quiet hey I am not the one screaming go van let's grab that table Rea you have got to quit dwelling on Brock what you doing to yourself it and healthy bartender two shots at tequila I'm trying laurian but it's not easy I look back on my life and wonder how many other lives there were that fishing trip he took every year was he after bass or BJ those dental emergencies just exactly who was he drilling honey stop torturing yourself the important thing is you're moving on that was mine I trusted that man I swear if they were right in front of me I'd throttle the both of them would you settle for one hello Rea what are you doing here oh wait I know you're waiting to see if I meet a man so you can snatch him away from me Reba I understand why you're suddenly so angry at me suddenly but I'm not here on my own behalf I'm here because a brock I've never seen him so upset BJ I have nothing to say to you and ask Brock my lawyer will do the talking you go girl Rea I was not at that convention with Brock in fact I didn't even know Brock back then I didn't believe Brock and guess what I don't believe you either but it's the truth BJ you were there you were in the picture I know but not with Brock I was there with somebody else's husband what the little baldman to my right Dr Schneider look there are things I've done in my life that I'm not very proud of it's why I turned to God but unfortunately before I Found Jesus I found Dr Turner Dr Baker Dr Martino and Dr simps well Dr Schneider you already know about the girl's a tooth tart I would just die if Brock ever found out about my past if she's telling the truth she just put a grenade in your hand Brock and I weren't together until he moved into the condo he would never have done what you think BJ it's been a while Dr Gomez I got to go [Applause] hey Mom how was your night interesting why are you sleeping down here because I couldn't sleep upstairs V kept waking me up to ask how I was sleeping I remember when I was pregnant with you your father got a little nuts too do you know he would actually carry me around so I wouldn't get tired oh I should have thought of that and then when I would get tired I'd fall asleep in his arms and when I'd wake up I'd find him there just staring at me I'd open my eyes and there he'd be just smiling and staring that is so sweet yeah it [Music] was R well just don't stand there these things are heavy [Applause] so this is what the old condo looks like it's nothing like I thought it'd be why what' you think it'd be like Playboy Mansion Brock I jumped to conclusions yesterday and I'm sorry well given the circumstances I guess it wasn't that far a jump so it changed your mind it doesn't matter but what does matter is I believe you well thanks it means a lot to me I know we've gone our separate ways but it doesn't erase what we had yeah we had a lot of great years together you know after what I've done it's going to sound kind of crazy but in a way I still love you I know you do but things are different now and it's time for both of us to move on come by later and pick up the stuff that didn't sale hey re thanks for the golf clubs you're welcome oh and you owe me $100 for him that kid Keith he's a crook [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I feel so good to be out shopping again do you know how long it's been since I've been in a store without a produce section girlfriend don't look now but there's a guy been staring at you ever since we sat down really what's he look like blue eyes hard body but I cannot tell if that's his real hair oh what we got to ease you back into the dating scene well he is kind of cute and I won't have to worry about him running off here you go oh let me get it no no no no I had the steak you only had salad show off this is my treat the divorce is final next month he got custody of the MasterCard I got the Visa oh you know what let's come back on Saturday the Cosmetic Department's giv a free makeover oh that sounds great I've been wanting to change my look I'm thinking Hal Berry I can see that I'm sorry ma'am your card's been declined what declined here just use mine no no no there must be a mistake are you sure you did it right I ran it through four times we let me no no this is my treat I know I've got some money in here somewhere I don't suppose you'd take Oak Elementary carnival dollars would you my roots are planted in the past though my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the Heart of a [Music] fighter I'm a surv $4,000 for a diamond tiara look it's pretty obvious my credit card number's been stolen by a thief or a princess yeah you better cancel my credit card account fine I'll hold Mom are we poor no honey there's just been a little mix up with my credit card most children living in poverty are from broken homes I'm just saying we fit the profile yes I'm still here no no no I didn't make any of those purchases okay thanks what kind of a sick person would buy a diamond tiara foxy lady lingerie and then go on $175 shopping spree at the joy for Jesus bookstore Barbara Jean that does it she can have my husband but nobody touches my credit cards hey Mom hey where are you going to your father's condo to strangle a princess have fun hello it's the principal for Mom uh-oh see someone was looking [Laughter] yes this is Cheyenne's mom can I help you you're not Mom oh oh oh you're C's principal she wasn't in school today well of course I knew that that's because she was sick as a dog today I must a plum forgot to call everything's been so crazy around here well with all the the bacon I do okay bye now you skipped school today I never knew you had it in you what did you do get a tattoo or Pierce something what I ditched and went to the downtown library okay Maya Angelou was there and do I know this Maya are you going to tell Mom don't worry I'm too cool to rat out someone for skipping school but next time at at least go to the mall thanks I owe you one yeah no wait skipping school is wrong oh come on you two have done it yeah look where it's gotten us man we're about to be parents this is no joke a year from now it could be our child skipping school we should use this opportunity to practice our parenting good idea and if we SC grew up it's just her hey I'm not going to be your guinea pig would you rather be Mom's guinea pig This Bites okay we need to come up with a punishment my dad used to take away my driving privileges for a week I think that's fair van K is not going to drive for 4 years four years oh that seems harsh oh okay I think that you should go clean our room yeah what no way oh all right then maybe I'll have a little talk with Mom I hate you both thank you we're going to be great [Music] parents Rea hi we need to talk about my Visa uh now uh kind of in the middle of something so was I a nice afternoon with my friend until my Visa was rejected because your mistress went on a shopping spree with my card do you have any idea how embarrassing that was oh hi Rea we were just thinking about you please don't do that anymore look I'm I'm sorry about the mix up I obviously handed BJ the wrong credit card it's no big deal it's no big deal that she spent $4,000 on a diamond tiara it was on sale besides if I'm going to wear the plain white suit instead of a real wedding dress I have to have something to make me feel like a real bride oh yes the traditional Brides Tiara Reba I feel like this is my fault so do I um I'm so sorry about the credit card everything has just been so crazy what with the wedding being in two weeks you're planning on getting married in two weeks uh bar uh could you give us a moment sure [Laughter] two weeks well see see this this Dental convention came up in St Thomas and I just figured we could get married there without all the hassles and the best part is the whole thing is a huge tax write off Brock our divorce is not final for another month now I realize the Rules of Marriage have always been a little shaky for you but you can't be married to two women at the same time they even made a law about it well well actually I wanted to talk to you about that see my lawyer explained that there's this form that you can sign that allows BJ and me to get married before our divorce is technically final you want me to sign a permission slip for bigamy now see you make it sound all wrong it is wrong you hadn't even told the kids look when I booked this trip I thought our divorce would be final and I didn't want to upset you oh finding out this way is so much better come on Reva you knew Barbara Jean and I were getting married I can come over this weekend so you can sign the form please itd really help me out I'm tired of helping you out if you want to get married you're going to have to wait for your divorce just like the rest of the cheating husbands [Music] it's not your birthday it's not Valentine's Day and I see flowers some man done you wrong Brock's trying to butter me up to sign that quickie divorce paper this afternoon well he can send you all the roses in Texas you stand firm he deserves to suffer are those brownies help yourself oh it's not that I'm trying to make Brock suffer it's the principle of the thing why should I make it any easier for him damn straight do you have any idea where Brock and I spent our honeymoon two nights in Leck on the way to dental school sucks being the first wife doesn't it let's forget about Brock and go get our free makeovers oh why are you doing laundry I don't remember threatening to cut off your allowance my clothes got dirty uh-huh and since when are you suiting up for the wild cats well I uh you know I didn't want to waste water so I just threw in some of vanage Henne stuff okay why are you jumping all over me can't I just help out around the house did Cheyenne say something to you no well okay you buy that not for a minute but when laundry is getting done I don't ask many [Music] questions got it got it ooh I just love these little angels with the says kind like God's fortune cookies do you get bre does Jesus love the little children I'm not really supposed to be buying anything I'm only at the mall to return my tiara it was for my wedding but we decided it would overshadow my hair oh when's the joyous day it was supposed to be in 2 weeks but his wife is having some issues oh dear what this card was reported stolen well there must be some mistake I'm sure that's it yeah security we have a center [Music] [Laughter] so now we know why the makeovers are free my last car didn't have this much pain on it hello again ladies who's picking up the check today not me I hope hello you're kidding okay all right stop crying I'll be [Music] there you're not going to believe this Barbara Jean's in jail what'd she do steal somebody else's husband no it's Maul jail she tried to use Brock's credit card again the one I reported sto go Rea I didn't do it on purpose I say leave her a night in The Slammer will serve her right no I can't just let her stay there of course it does seem a shame to rush through lunch are you ready to order sure is the soft shell crab in season oh not for another month that's fine we'll wait [Music] here you go skipping school is bad 10 times boy was that hard that a girl huh what's going on here well Kier raised a valid point that doing our chores doesn't really teach her lesson so she came up with this other idea and you cave just like that this is how it's going to be with our baby you're the good guy and I'm the big mean mama do we have to discuss this in front of the CHL well I am not the one who went behind my back and changed the punishment well my punishment was better well I don't think so I do you know what forget it I'm not doing anything else for you freaks oh oh yes you will little missy as long as you are in our house you will live by our rules it's not your house it's Mom's and I'd rather be punished by her than you so I'm turning myself in you guys are the worst parents in the world I just I don't know what to do with her anymore he she's at that [Music] age Rea oh praise the Lord I'm safe relax there's no death penalty at the mall then again this is Texas reer I don't know if it's the fluorescent l in or because I've been alone in here so long but you look beautiful that's it I'm hosing this stuff off before I leave the building what happened oh I was arrested in the gift shop of Our Lord God is good I was buying this for you I wanted to say I'm sorry for all the problems I've caused this little Angel's for all that Rea I have a confession to make I'm glad you told Brock you went signed those papers I never really wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands too ironic for you it was Brock's idea you know he's been pushing to run away someplace and get it over with good old Brock it's not that I need a fancy wedding I just want one in a church surrounded by family and friends our Union blessed by God reception to follow at catfish John's that's every little girl's dream instead I'm Knocked Up locked up and looking at 3: to laugh [Laughter] your wedding may not turn out the way any of us have dreamed you probably won't get to wear a tiara or get struck by lightning but as long as your wedding expresses who you are I'm sure it'll be very special you think so oh what do I know no I like what you said oh Rea thank you you don't know what this means to me you may find this hard to believe but I don't have a lot of friends any chance youd be my matron of honor guard all right here comes Mom this is your last chance to cut a deal you give me your CD player and we'll call it even hey mom I skipped school on Tuesday nice knowing you I took the bus to the downtown library it was the wrong thing to do and I'm sorry well I'm disappointed in what you did but I appreciate you being honest with me so I'm going to let it slide but if this ever happens again young lady they're going to be some serious consequences I understand thanks Mom that's it I'm going to let it slide look this isn't fair you never let me get away with anything you got to be kidding we are just practicing for when we become parents I mean discipline is important well what kind of discipline would you recommend for two 17year olds taking advantage of their little sister you could let it slide I could but what kind of parent would I be my [Music] favorite hey Rea hey Brock I brought you something Brock stop with the bribes I'll just just open it oh look it's my tiara it's all yours I really am sorry about the screw up thanks so where is the form I'll sign it what you can get married in St Thomas you actually made me feel sorry for Barbara Jean and that ain't easy actually we're not going to St Thomas no I just wanted to thank you for helping BJ oh that's all right I enjoyed seeing her in jail the reason I wanted to rush the wedding wasn't for the tax break but the truth is I know how embarrassing this whole thing has been for you and I I just figured that a big too here in town would make things worse go on but when BJ told me what you said about the wedding expressing who she is I canceled the trip you did yeah we'll wait until the divorce is final and then we can have the wedding that BJ's always dreamed of right here in Houston wait a minute because of me you're going to have this big wedding right here in Houston with all our friends well of course we'll want all the kids there too now I realize the whole thing about matron of honor was ridiculous but we do need someone to [Laughter] sing I don't think you'd like the song I'd pick [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] a for [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I [Applause]