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Category: Comedy

Cas you're not watching it you got to turn it to a different channel i will just go ahead and tell you the details what's going on in this debate okay i'm going be like the announcer of golf you know somebody's get ready to hold them morning and have somebody you can hear his voice in the background... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Speaking of this immigration op was big this week with what happened with the supreme court it was a huge blow to obama's uh executive action uh policies effectively blocking the programs for the rest of his uh time in office what is your reaction to that ruling were you surprised by and what impact... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-let's get to the news. in a new interview with podcaster lex fridman, former president trump acknowledged that he lost the 2020 election "by a whisker." luckily for trump, nobody heard it, because it was on lex fridman's podcast. [ laughter ] in a new interview, hillary clinton gave vice-president... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Oh boy senator marco rubio puts his foot down check this out you accept the election results of 2024 no matter what happen senator no matter what happens no if it's an unfair election i think it's going to beed by either side wi senator no matter who wins i think you're asking the wrong person the democrats... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I think if there's one thing we learned tonight it's that america needs a woman as president and now for some news that is the opposite of weird maya rudolph is returning to saturday night live for another term it's pronounced our sister site deadline reports that the actress is dancing back into the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The fun is back baby america's fun an meer rudolph is returning to saturday night live to play kamla harris in the runup to the 2024 presidential election production on rudolph's apple tv plus series loot was scheduled to start work on season 3 in late august but it's been delayed for scheduling reasons... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] hey everybody john schneider here from the saturday night network getting you ready for a very special edition of snl stories as we are about to talk to mary gross former l cast member from season 7 through season 10 and i am so excited to present you this interview coming up in just a few minutes... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

And his german poet franz vickmeyer once wrote snow falls from the heavens pure we cannot blame the snow for being soiled by the earth that is good [applause] what that dude gets it jeff winter will now offer a two-minute rebuttal hey sizzle what are you going to sing tonight i'm in the mood for some... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Let's break down who's winning in the polls nationally and in every battleground state it's been a weird week because the expectation was the dnc would happen and harris's lead would get extended but at the end of the week donald trump got endorsed by rfk jr who dropped out of the race so people expected... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hey guys welcome back to today's video today is thursday september 12th 2024 and we are 2 days after the first and only presidential debate between vice president kla harris and former president donald trump our first two sets of polls from the post-debate time frame meaning the past two days in which... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] welcome to gold derby i'm senior editor denton davidson here with vance walker the1 million winner of american ninja warrior and this is not a rerun vance you won again first two time champion and winner of the of the million talk about that time that you found out that you were the champion... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hey vance how are you i'm good how are you i'm good now for those who sit at home like we did on monday and and watch american ninja warrior and say well i could do that it's not that hard i've never said that it's it's just hang on to a couple of obstacles and slide around it it just avoid the water... Read more

Category: Sports

Last night the game itself and it it i i felt bad for the folks on the amazon prime postgame show because on one hand you're trying to celebrate the bills on the other hand you got this serious news issue and it it was a strange dichotomy to say the least but the bills got a win a huge win just four... Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Pronunciation intro you are looking at julian's pronunciation guide where we look at how to pronounce better some of the most mispronounced words in the world like this other curious word but how do you say what you're looking for how to pronounce demetrius flannigan-fowles (correctly!) today name name... Read more

Category: Sports

Joining us now one of the very best defensive players in all of football you know him from the new york jets you may remember him from the hoodie that he's wearing alabama little success there just a little bit of success a lot of success individually in the nfl he's quinnon williams quinnon what's... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Category: Science & Technology

[music] hey guys freddy tech back with another video from cfl tech and we're looking at direct tv's tv promise page here as far as the blackout goes that continues on now it's just beyond the third week mark for the uh blackout of the major networks across many major cities now this tv promised page... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more