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Category: Comedy

So a storied career. you're one of the first employees at microsoft. you become a ceo of microsoft. you own the los angeles clippers. you have this dream life that, as a kid, you probably never even thought those were the heights that you might be able to attain. and in that moment, you turn your attention... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home and according to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court they put this st in to create havoc these are bad people i know everything they do and i know every move they make i get it the terrible courtroom drama that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. i am jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so, let's get into our... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome hannah berner. [cheering, applause] n/a n/a i mean, look, this is amazing. this is-- you're so daily show. i tried to match the energy. yeah. [laughs] [cheering, applause] that's great. that's great. congrats on your special. - thank you. it's doing great. its very funny. i feel like... Read more

Category: Comedy

- [questioner] what are your thoughts on the tennis in "challengers"? - oh, great. you have an opinion on this. you mean the movie "challengers"? yeah. - i've talked so much shit about this movie. and i support women in the arts. zendaya is like my favorite. i love that they put a woman in sports. it's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hello dear listeners fall is in the air it's time for the september scaries including school supplies parent teacher conferences and tuition payments at least that last one is top of my mind because my oldest child just started college and they said they weren't going to accept all of my quint's points... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump sit down for a no hols better interview with a dailymail.com in the the living room of his amar in l home and a political head headquarter he held forth on everything from a kamala haris and avoiding in views to how he is a recovering from the the shock of his capping and as seems a by... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: Comedy

Please welcome back to the program, bill o'reilly. sir. [crowd cheering] [music playing] come on out. take your time. thanks for having me. - take your time. - appreciate it. - william. - yes, sir? our country, we are in such a dangerous moment. you've written books on almost every assassination. you... Read more

Category: Comedy

(bright music) - it was kamala's night and her opportunity. (audience cheering) hold on one second, hold on. she's not here either. (audience laughing) no beyonce, no kamala. (audience laughing) okay. hey, hey, tickets are free, (bleep). (audience laughing) (audience cheering) it was kamala's night... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] we are such a convoluted mess when it comes to our election systems whether it's through the financial shenanigans of super pcts and all the loopholes that exist and corporations are people and money is free speech and the 14 or 15 billion dollars that we're going to spend on uh this election... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Jon stewart: kamala is brat. brittany mehmedovic: doris is brat. jon stewart: doris is brat. and i didn't know what that was, and then maggie just goes. [music playing] hey, everybody. welcome once again to the weekly show with jon stewart. my name is jon stewart. so last we left off, joe biden was... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I am really happy to welcome to the show uh the running mate on the rfk shanahan ticket nicole shanahan on nicole thank you for joining us we really appreciate thanks for having me dan it's a pleasure to be with you this morning well we've been playing your clips on my podcast and we were going to play... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: People & Blogs

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