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Category: Comedy

Bro this election getting crazy man you see when kla was like you got something to say say it to my face and then trump was like someone told him uh you have a problem sir you're not going against old joe biden now you're going against a beautiful woman and he was like i look better than kamla bro this... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the late show i'm your host steven colar ladies and [music] gentlemen l and gentlemen this country is still a buzz about tuesday's night debate when kla harris shook donald trump's hand then handed him his ass it was it was i got to say it was uh it was fun to watch it was fun to watch instructive... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So then why have so many of your policy positions changed so my values have not changed and i'm going to discuss every one of the at least every point that you've made but in particular let's talk about fracking because we're here in pennsylvania i made that very clear in 2020 i will not ban fracking... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, we are back with the star of "our town" soon to open at the v barrymore theater. mr. jim parsons. who is the stage manager to you? he's not a character but he has a character. >> jim: i think it's thornton wilder, i think it is the author speaking as much as say tom in "a glass menagerie"... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a four-time emmy award-winning actor you know from playing sheldon cooper on cbs's "the big bang theory." he now returns to broadway in the new revival of thornton wilder's "our town." please welcome back to "the late show,"... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Miss franklin you just admitted that you saw your sister earlier that night no i just said that i walked back from her house can we read back the minutes me obviously like read back what i've been typing yes okay whenever you're ready so basically she just said she like she walked from the house don't... Read more

Category: Comedy

I knew there would be some wu-tang apparel when you walked out there. well, after you sung the praises of wu-tang at your chicago convention show. you saw that? yeah, of course i did. you talked about how that era, 1991-1995, four best years in american history. i agreed. - you agree, right? - i agreed.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there i'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night i mean what a smackdown harris ran trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad rfk jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: Music

People decide what to wear and are  creative at all to wear but above   all the weather allows it in africa  for you to wear anything you wish Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] now this rocks lenny kravitz made a surprise appearance on the drew barrymore show to honor someone special the tk421 singer took the talk show stage tuesday after his daughter zoe kravitz concluded her interview with host drew barrymore in support of her directorial debut blink twice that was... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You kind of play an on that on that your character on that is sort of an you think people focus maybe too much on your looks and and don't even you know realize that you're just a shitty actor how do you how do you manage that well it's i i think i'm kind of probably a real jerk in real life like in... Read more

Category: Comedy

Name any animated film from the company pixar toy story a point for shelby philip didn't push his buzzer and you gave him the point that smartass attitude is not going to get you into a good college phil you don't need to stare at those bad men okay that's not how people should behave Read more