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Category: Comedy

Start just your reminder to subscribe and enjoy this amazing episode with hannah burner be sure to check out her special on netflix we ride at dawn and if you want to see us on tour be sure to check out the link in our description for tickets we might be coming to a city near you very soon enjoy the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Uh help yikes this is um i'm intrigued on many levels because how did you not know for how did how did she keep this from you for a year a year you have to make content very frequently to keep up with that business guessing she wasn't doing in the living room um Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Today i effed up by texting my pregnant wife that this isn't working i went to work today and as usual turned my phone off when i turned it back on i had almost 30 missed texts and calls from my pregnant wife most of them asking how i could do this i had no idea what she was talking about she didn't... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Downloading the fantasy football app sleeper on my phone for context sleeper is a fantasy football platform i've run a league with my high school and college friends for 15 plus years and my wife is aware and okay with it this morning my wife was upset and crying i was alarmed and asked what was wrong... Read more

Category: Comedy

Start yeah this episode lauren i can't believe that we're recording two times in one week after not doing it for two months i know we got to get you in you know it's a long overdue got to have a back catalog of you and the bank so we don't have to do that again because the people miss you too i think... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro this week we have a girlfriend who kicks a kid down a hill a wife who gets her sister-in-law arrested a husband who accidentally texts the wrong number a sandwich that ends an argument and if you're a patreon oh if you're a patron on patreon saved it there you go we're doing smut the return of... Read more

Category: Entertainment

It all started a decade ago when i joined the office her name was janice and our relationship was nothing short of pure hatred literally from the moment we met i knew i despised her with every fiber of my being my hatred wasn't entirely irrational i had landed an interview and joined the company a decade... Read more

Category: Comedy

Start hi friends welcome back to another week's episode thank you so much for letting us take a week off last week we were in minnesota home for the holidays aka the minnesota state fair justin's birthday my mom's birthday so we were just getting some much needed rest and relaxation so thanks for letting... Read more