And Now... the News with Jedward | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Banijay Comedy

Sean Mickey jedwood what do you think the nation have been talking about okay everyone's talking about loads of cool things every always talking girls always gossiping about like stuff so what do you think John what people talk about the Beckham had a baby another baby the beckhams yeah had a had a little come on Victoria Beckham had a baby I think about okay she has a baby okay and she looks so like she's so thin and she looked a little bit like a snake that swallowed something no I think she looks really really well I think Victoria Beckham if you're watching this which you obviously are good job on the airplane on the do you know how babies are made I I don't know I think it's about like there's like like an eagle that we missed that class in school you missed a lot of classes although your school was different it was mainly potato painting um let's let's get let's get back to the Victoria Beckham it's cesarian wasn't it cesarian which is typical Spice Girl always miming [Applause] [Music] she's have horses erand yeah might as well just put a hinge there are very few things more boring than going to see someone's baby though and it know they you got to come in and see the baby oh for you go yeah yeah it is one you're well done you had a bu C but it's the name the names are very strange one don't you think it's just a really weird thing seven harer seven sounds like a robot Butler the news was suddenly full of sort of little stories saying what does it mean like it's a competition and we're going to win a sort of golden rabbit that's been buried in the forest if you work it out but if it's a contest that the beckhams are setting I don't think the clues are going to be very difficult didn't he name was wasn't the name seven chose I thought it was chosen from the number seven being on his shirt so I mean if he was naming after something on his shirt it's lucky it wasn't called Beckham Beckham how did you come up with your name jet Edward you didn't come up with your name did you we didn't care calling us it the sun came our friend came up with our name news the world came up with it you're not in Home Alone stop doing it no okay it's John Edward they both come together you didn't know okay as you guys know okay we met Barack Obama okay and he was like you're joking shook Barack Obama's hand yeah like just why why did you meet him we met the biggest world leader in the world okay and he was like so what is jedward and we told him that it's John and Ed you put together and a mix jedward but why was he lost or something how did this happen yeah Obama out the wrong door and get lost what's going on there he switched the light on then you two are there how did it happen you told him the jedwood story and he didn't go back to America and say from now on I am bobama all the biggest people in irland were there Daniel de Lewis was there Gabriel burn was there we were there he skipped everyone walked straight to us and Michelle Obama was there also Bon wasn't there yeah he was on tour Bono was probably in your dress room going can ask a question of course you can question there's nothing to change in you'll be surprised to find that my memory is not wiped out by that yours maybe but do they not hit kids in Ireland let's have a look and see whether the beckon baby is one of the most talked about things this week yes Victoria Beckham has had her baby doctors offered Victoria gas and air but she said she wasn't that hungry John Charlie Lorraine what else have the nation be talking about this week we think the obvious one is phone hacking the phone hacking Scandal yeah it was our last news of the world last Sunday and they uh they ended with the words pedophiles will now sleep easily in their beds slightly overplaying their role and encouraging the most lazy police work ever on Monday knocking on people's doors I just wondered how you slept last night like a log you filthy ped they it was I mean it was very sort of self- congratulatory the the the final uh issue of the news of the world did you read it I had to buy I was reviewing it for a paper and I went I had to get up early I went at 7:30 a.m. to a to a news agent and there was a really weird atmosphere in there where no one was looking each other in the eye like we'd all stumbled across uh the corpse of a dead bear in the forest and we were all queuing up to have sex with it oh you know that feeling little had little farewell messages from readers dotted throughout it saying things like I'll miss m it was part of my ritual on a Sunday afternoon i' I'd eat my roast and then I'd sit there and soak up all the hate judge all these famous women I didn't know and find them in uh rifle through the voicemails of the bereaved I don't know what I'm going to do now I'm going to have to desecrate Graves of a suay there a really really weird weird publication to read I think what's really interesting about this is rert Murdoch really hasn't got the message at all he thinks by making these gestures like closing the news of the world and pulling out the Beast guy B bid it's going to calm everything down and he hasn't got the message it's not the news of the world or News International that's toxic it's him people hate him and they want him to piss off sick is like the the moment there's been a really weird atmosphere that everyone can suddenly talk about Murdoch and it's like when an leaves the room assome and he's all rert Murdoch's gone physically withered all of a I don't know if you've noticed he looks he looks a hundred years old all of a sudden he's gone very Mr Burns this week it's like a doctor who monster that they've discovered one of his sort of Soul harvesting portals and destroyed it and he's losing energy what has my phone's been hacked yeah we never get ready phone messages I imagine the bloke who hacked into your phone is now in an [Applause] institution hello T it's Edward no hang on I'm next to you I ask it what's we only have one phone we share one phone so be like us but and we had like other phones but losing them someone's told you it's a phone it's a c it's a bar of fruit and nut manager said a mobile sorry hang on a second Sean I think I think you probably do have guys do you you've got a mobile but it's above the bed isn't it m [Applause] w